Datang romantic little landlord

The word sauna is indeed a transliteration, and the original meaning seems to be "a small wooden house without windows".Uh, thinking about it this way, it really isn't a fancy name.

"Uncle Cheng, it's a steam room. There are hot stones in the wooden house. When water is poured on the stones with a ladle, a large amount of steam will be generated, making the temperature in the wooden house very high. Stay for a while, come out Soaking in the cold water pool is quite comfortable." Seeing that everyone was curious, Li Wangyou explained it in detail.

"Wow, that sounds quite interesting. Your Majesty, why don't I go to that sauna and have a steam?"

Li Er nodded: "Yes!"

Then a group of gangsters climbed out of the bath naked again and rushed into the sauna room.Li Wangyou could only smile wryly and shook his head, and asked the maid to bring him a bath towel, wrapped his lower body and followed him in.

Knowing that all the bigwigs were going to take a bath, the maids in the mansion had already burned the stones in the sauna to a scorching heat.As soon as Cheng Yaojin came in, he picked up the ladle and poured water on it.

There was a stabbing sound, and the water mist rose up, and the sauna room instantly became smoky.

Everyone who was in the sauna for the first time, shouted with joy.

The dandies even scrambled for the water ladle, scrambling to pour water on the stones, having a great time.

Li Wangyou couldn't complain anymore in his heart, what a bunch of turkeys!Are you ashamed to say that you are a dignitary in the Tang Dynasty?

After steaming for more than ten minutes, a group of princes finally couldn't stand the heat.Even the dark skins of Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde turned red and black, like steamed crabs.

Li Wangyou hurriedly led the crowd out of the sauna room, and then jumped into another cold pool.

This cold and hot stimulation made Cheng Yaojin swear directly: "Straight mother thief, enjoy the fun, the real mother's enjoyment! This cold and hot, I actually feel that the bones of the whole body are crisp! My nephew, you Damn, it’s so good to enjoy! What kind of sauna is this, I’ll have someone build one for Lao Tzu’s house later!”

Li Wangyou had no reason not to agree, so he quickly nodded in response.

Yuchi Jingde and others also spoke out one after another, asking Li Wangyou to help them build one in the mansion.Even Li Er is the same, there is no such comfortable bathroom in Taiji Palace.

Li Wangyou looked at Li Er, then at the sauna room, but suddenly thought of something...

487 The Flooded Argument

Li Wangyou remembered that Li Er's family seemed to have some cardiovascular, cerebrovascular and respiratory diseases.

Empress Changsun disappeared at the age of 36. Historians have studied that she died of "qi disease", that is, respiratory diseases such as asthma and bronchitis.

And the children she and Li Ersheng didn't seem to live long.

Li Chengqian lived to be 26 years old, Li Tai was 32 years old, the eldest princess Li Lizhi only lived to be 23 years old, Princess Jinyang died of illness when she was young, and Princess Xincheng only lived to be 30 years old.

Only Li Er lived to be 52 years old, and Li Zhi lived to be 55 years old, and he was considered the longest-lived person in the family.

According to the analysis of later historians, it may be that Empress Changsun's "qi disease" was passed on to her children, so the family did not live long.

Thinking of the sauna and the genetic disease of Li Er's family, Li Wangyou felt that he should persuade Li Er to take more saunas to prevent diseases.

As we all know, sauna can speed up blood circulation, prevent arteriosclerosis, and has certain curative effect on asthma and bronchitis.

Now, Li Wangyou doesn't want Empress Changsun and his disciples to have a short life. He also has feelings for this family.

"Uncle, this sauna is very good for qi diseases. Why don't you let my nephew build one for you and your aunt in the Tai Chi Palace? On weekdays, you and your aunt, as well as Cheng Qian and Qing Que, can often Taking a sauna is good for your body."

Li Er originally liked his bathroom very much. Hearing what he said, there was no reason not to refuse.

"Haha, since Ziyou has such filial piety, I will thank you on behalf of Guanyin, and I will not be disrespectful to this sauna room."

Everyone went to the sauna several times again, and their bones were crisp. Only then did they feel comfortable and soak in the hot spring pool again.

"Ziyou, now you can tell me about special operations and special forces." Li Er asked Li Wangyou after taking a sip of the drink from the maid.

Cheng Yaojin and the others also came over after hearing the words, and they were naturally very interested in what kind of special operations and special forces they were, the big men in the army.

The reason why Li Wangyou invited everyone to his house was to delay the answer.He searched his brains along the way, but it made him think about how to answer.

"Uncle, this special soldier, as the name suggests, is naturally a special soldier."

Li Wangyou also took a glass of wine with ice cubes, took a sip, and continued: "My nephew imagines that my Tang Dynasty can choose one out of ten thousand soldiers from the government soldiers and the forbidden army, and select elite soldiers to be strict. Training. These soldiers must have superhuman physical strength and courage, be able to survive in isolation and complete tasks. They must also be able to survive in extremely harsh conditions, such as snow-covered plateaus, Gobi deserts, or deep mountains and old forests. They all have to learn how to survive without supplies."

What he said, Li Er and a group of bigwigs started biting their teeth, and Cheng Chumo and other dudes opened their mouths in surprise.

"Is that human being?"

Li Wangyou cast a glance at Cheng Chumo: "I haven't finished yet, these special forces have to be proficient in various fighting skills to kill them with one blow. They must have extraordinary intelligence and be proficient in many combat skills. What about camouflage and lurking, swimming and diving, Climbing rocks and walking walls is a must, but also to learn the customs and languages ​​​​of different enemies, and to be able to make up and lurk among various enemy forces to perform tasks."

Cheng Chumo has already started to roll his eyes: "Ziyou, are you talking about a human? I'm afraid only heavenly soldiers and generals can do it."

"Hey, I haven't finished yet. The most important thing is that these soldiers must be loyal to the Tang Dynasty, loyal to His Majesty, and always put the interests of the Tang Dynasty first! Only such soldiers can be called special forces." Li Wangyou also replied I didn't forget to slap Li Er's flattery at the end.

What he said made Li Er and the others fall silent. From the point of view of Tang people, these special forces were simply unrealistic.

"Nephew, according to what you said, even if we can train such soldiers, how many soldiers can we have? Based on my experience, it can be concluded that the hundreds of thousands of soldiers and imperial soldiers in the Tang Dynasty can be trained according to your requirements. It is not bad to select a hundred people. No matter how powerful these special forces are, they can at most fight against a hundred, right? But with so few people, what good is it no matter how powerful they are? What kind of special forces are these when they are on the battlefield and facing thousands of troops? I'm afraid it won't make any waves." Cheng Yaojin couldn't help shaking his head after hearing Li Wangyou's words.

Li Wangyou was overjoyed: "Uncle Cheng, you are wrong. The special forces are not ordinary soldiers. Even though they are few in number, they are very useful."

"Oh? Then tell me, what's the use of these special forces?"

Looking at the unconvinced Cheng Yaojin, as well as the doubtful eyes of Li Er, Li Jing and others, Li Wangyou couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, as a puppet army fan, he would sometimes give lessons to the ministers of the Ministry of War and generals.

Li Jing, Minister of the Ministry of War, is basically the Minister of National Defense of later generations. Big men like Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde, the worst status is equivalent to the commander of the military region, right?

Such a group of military bosses, listening to him, a puppet army fan, explain how to fight, Li Wangyou himself felt very happy for no reason.

"Cough..." Li Wangyou coughed lightly, but it's a pity that he is now soaking in the bathtub with his butt naked, and he really doesn't have any glorious image to speak of, and he can't put on a majestic and wise pose.

During the Three Kingdoms period, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were cooking wine and talking about heroes. Today, Li Wangyou and a group of big bosses are going to talk about fighting... Well, at least everyone is honest with each other... and they are all naked.

"Uncle Cheng, nephew, what is the most important thing when marching and fighting?"

"Of course it's food and grass. As the saying goes, before soldiers and horses move food and grass, you can fight without soldiers and major generals, but if you don't have food and grass, you will definitely lose."

"Hey, my nephew, if my nephew sends special forces to burn uncle's food and grass when Uncle Cheng leads the army to fight, can you continue to fight?"

Cheng Yaojin couldn't help staring: "The luggage is naturally guarded by a large army, how can it be easily burned? You bastard, you think it's as simple as it is written in your Three Kingdoms?"

"Uncle Cheng, don't forget that the special forces I'm talking about can not only hide and hide, but also make up and disguise. How can they not burn your food and grass? If they wear refugee uniforms and enter the camp at night, Uncle Cheng's soldiers may find out ? Or disguised as a soldier in your army camp and sneaked into the camp, will Uncle Cheng be able to prevent it?"

"This..." Cheng Yaojin thought that today on that mountain, everyone went to search for that small mountain, but they couldn't find the Niu brothers.

If there was a surprise attack by special forces as Li Wangyou said, he might not be able to do anything about it.

"Uncle Cheng, the special forces can continue to harass your army while it's marching, assassinating lieutenant generals, poisoning, setting fire, and doing everything. And every move of your army is under the eyes of these special forces hiding in the dark. Report to the rear army to know, Uncle Cheng, do you think you have any chance of winning against such an opponent?"

Cheng Yaojin opened his mouth, really didn't know what to say, and slammed his palm on the water: "Straight mother thief! If there is such an enemy, I will have to keep one eye open for fear of sleeping! Boy, this is You mean special operations?"

488 The Lonely Man