Datang romantic little landlord

Cheng Yaojin interrupted again: "Bullshit, how much noise can a few explosive poles make? Your Majesty is right, how can we not set off explosive poles before entering the house banquet? Hurry up and get the explosive poles, it's lively!"

"Hey, Uncle Cheng, the explosive pole in my house is specially made by my nephew, don't underestimate it."

"I still don't believe it. What's the difference with the explosive pole in your house? You get someone to fetch it, and I will set it off for you." Cheng Yaojin shook his head.

Li Er also smiled and said nothing, obviously not believing what Li Wangyou said.

Datang’s explosive rods put saltpeter in bamboo tubes, and after being ignited, they make louder noises and more intense smoke.But that movement was only slightly stronger than the crackling sound of burning bamboo.

When everyone was talking, Zheng Boyi leaned over: "Your Majesty, perhaps the young man from Huxian County is timid, he can't be frightened, he can't hear the movement, that's why he's afraid of the crackling of the pole. Your Majesty, it's better to forget about it. Let it go."

What he said seemed to be explaining to Li Wangyou, but it was actually disgusting no matter how you heard it.

All the guests around thought to themselves, this Zheng Boyi, is he in a fight with Huxian Bo today?It's interesting to provoke Hu Xianbo again and again.

Li Er frowned in displeasure, thinking to himself why Zheng Boyi can't speak so much?

On the contrary, Li Wangyou didn't take it seriously at all, instead he cupped his hands at Zheng Boyi: "Oh? Mr. Zheng must be very courageous, right? That's really great, Niu Wu, go get some firecrackers and ask Mr. Zheng to help set them off."

Niu Wu and the others had long been displeased with Zheng Boyi, and when they heard what Li Wangyou said, they naturally grinned stupidly and ran out with a bundle of explosive poles.

Li Wangyou asked someone to bring the brazier again, and made a gesture of invitation to Zheng Boyi: "Master Zheng, please, please help me, a young man who can't stand being frightened, set off the explosive pole, will you not be wronged? "

Zheng Boyi didn't expect Li Wangyou to come, but after he had said everything, he could only snort coldly, turned around and walked towards the brazier.

"Haha, Uncle Huxian, the explosive pole in your house is so small, it's really funny." Zheng Boyi picked up a explosive pole casually, and laughed.

Most of the ordinary explosion poles in Datang are bamboo tubes with a thick bowl mouth, so that the sound will be louder after burning.

But the explosive poles that Niu Wu carried over were all made of finger-thin bamboo tubes, which really looked very pocket-sized.

Li Wangyou didn't speak, just smiled, and continued to make a gesture of please.

Zheng Boyi snorted coldly, muttering "pretending to be a ghost!", and threw the explosive pole into the brazier.

But he didn't notice that when Niu Wu asked Bu Qu to bring the brazier, he put the brazier away from the lawn.And when he picked up a blasting pole and threw it into the brazier, Niu Wu and the others hid far away. Li Wangyou even covered his ears with his hands, looking like he was waiting for a good show...

505 Thunderous Explosion

The beautiful boss saw this scene, but she didn't stop her. She just gave Li Wangyou a reproachful look, thinking that he was playing tricks again.

The explosive pole that Li Wangyou made Niu Wu explode was naturally specially made by him. It was actually called "firecrackers", which might be more accurate.

A few days ago, when the old housekeeper Li Heng reported to him about moving into the house, he specifically mentioned the need to buy some explosive poles to ward off evil spirits as a sign of auspiciousness.

Li Wangyou was also idle and bored at the time, and said casually: "The movement of the pole explosion is too small, it's really boring."

Niu Wu heard it from the side at the time, and said with a smile: "Lang Jun, there is a time-honored shop in Dongshi that specializes in making explosive poles. Compared with other manufacturers, their explosive poles are louder and smoke more. Not as good as mine. Go buy some back?"

Li Wangyou curled his lips in disdain: "How loud can that sound be? It's not interesting. I could make things that blow up louder when I was six years old."

The old butler Li Heng heard Li Wangyou's words, and his beard couldn't help trembling a few times, thinking that his husband was bragging in his heart.He watched Li Wangyou grow up, how could such a thing happen?

Niu Wu naturally didn't believe it either. Although he didn't say it clearly, the expression in his eyes already explained everything.

What Li Wangyou said was naturally his experience in later generations, he really wasn't bragging.When he was six years old, he and a few brats in the village felt that the firecrackers were not strong enough during Chinese New Year, so they disassembled the firecrackers, poured out the gunpowder inside, and stuffed them all into a bamboo tube.

When they lit the "extra large" firecracker and threw it into a dry toilet in the village, during the Spring Festival, the whole village smelled like feces and urine...

And the asses of Li Wangyou and the brats were almost broken into four petals.

In Datang, Li Wangyou certainly couldn't make real gunpowder, but he knew how to make black gunpowder that could be used to make firecrackers.

This kind of black gunpowder, the bear children of later generations are not willing to play with it, because it is too weak to make firecrackers.

Seeing that Niu Wu and Li Heng didn't believe it, Li Wangyou was also angry, and insisted on opening the eyes of these two turtles!

"Niu Wu, go prepare saltpeter for me and grind it into powder..." Li Wangyou didn't bother to talk nonsense, and directly made a list for Niu Wu to prepare.

"Lang Jun, what do you want chickens for? This thing can also be used to make explosive poles?" Niu Wu was puzzled.

"Go as soon as I tell you, stop talking nonsense." Li Wangyou didn't bother to explain to this idiot, the bonding effect of egg whites, and directly sent him to buy all the things he wanted.

After Niu Wujiang prepared all the things Li Wangyou needed, he dried them according to his instructions, ground them finely into powder, and mixed them together in a certain proportion.

Then add egg white, stir evenly, sift into particles of the same size with a sieve, and finally dry these particles in the shade.

After two days of busy work, the black powder made by Li Wangyou is considered a great success.

The thing was made, but Li Wangyou didn't know whether it was useful or not.Although there was a small firecracker factory in their village at the beginning, even if it is a firecracker factory in the village workshop in later generations, it doesn't use such things as black powder.

The so-called black powder formula that Li Wangyou knew was based on an encyclopedia in later generations, how could he know whether it was accurate or not.

Moreover, he was also terrified to make this black powder with Niu Wu.He didn't even dare to make it in his old house, for fear of accidentally blowing up his house.

There is no other reason, black powder is not safe.

This thing is sensitive and flammable, and it can be ignited with a spark.

Fortunately, he only made some firecrackers, and the amount used was very small, so it was not a big problem.

"Niu Wu, go find a bamboo tube. Today I will open your eyes to see what a real explosive pole is! What makes the explosion sound like thunder!"

General Niu was skeptical, but he naturally followed his lord's orders.With a promise, he went out and chopped a bamboo and came back.

When Li Wangyou saw it, he was so angry that he kicked his ass.

Nima, I want to make firecrackers, not to be a terrorist to make bombs. How much gunpowder does this idiot have to fill with a bamboo that is as thick as the mouth of a bowl?How powerful is it?

"What are you cutting such a thick bamboo for?" Li Wangyou asked angrily.

Niu Wu was at a loss: "Mr., don't you want to make explosive poles? They all use such thick bamboo. The thinner ones are too quiet to burn, which is not enjoyable."

Not addicting, your sister!Li Wangyou felt very tired, and didn't bother to talk to him, so he directly ordered: "A bamboo branch as thick as a finger will do, go quickly."

Niu Wu cut back the bamboo branch that met Li Wangyou's needs again, and according to his instructions, filled it with gunpowder and sealed it.

Knowing at this moment, Li Wangyou suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten something, uh, maybe maybe maybe, he forgot to set the fuse...

But whatever it is, anyway, the explosive poles of the Tang people are thrown into the brazier and burned, and the "explosive poles" made by ourselves can be cooked in the same way.

Niu Wu picked up the finger-thick, one-inch-long bamboo joint in his hand with disgust: "Mr. Lang, this is the explosive pole you mentioned that can explode like thunder? Don't make fun of me."

Li Wangyou didn't bother to talk to him, and just asked him to bring a brazier.

Niu Wu had no choice but to listen to him bring the brazier and put it on the open space in the front yard.

"Don't put it here, take it to an open place outside." Li Wangyou didn't dare to experiment in his own home.