Datang romantic little landlord

Li Wangyou looked at the excited sheep-nosed male Wei Zheng in the private room, and couldn't laugh or cry, is this old man crazy?Actually take acting seriously?

Before he could speak, the Empress Changsun also got up angrily: "I see that what Wei Gong said is right! Erlang, although I shouldn't be involved in politics, I really can't stand such a reckless person! Please Erlang come down!" Order, give justice to that cowherd, and punish that brother and sister-in-law!"

The more than 300 guests below were also yelling at this moment, as if they would not give up if the Cowherd brother and sister-in-law were arrested and imprisoned.

Cheng Yaojin, Yuchi Jingde and other old men rolled up their sleeves and wanted to rush to the stage to beat up people, but the two Legies who played the role of brother and sister-in-law on the stage were so frightened that their faces paled and they almost He slumped on the stage and cried.

This scene of farce left Li Wangyou speechless, damn it, he knew that this group of "turtles" were going to do something.

Li Wangyou hurriedly bowed to Empress Changsun: "Auntie, calm down, calm down, this is acting, performance, fake, all fake, just drama. The brother and sister-in-law are just Legie, how can my aunt have the heart to arrest them?" Prison?"

After being reminded by Li Wangyou, Li Er and Empress Changsun, who were still immersed in the plot and could not extricate themselves, suddenly woke up and looked at each other, feeling a little embarrassed.

Li Er coughed dryly: "Ahem, Guanyin maidservant means, um, those Le Ji perform well, and they will be rewarded!"

He turned his head and waved at Mi Tuo, pointing at Cheng Yaojin and others who kept shouting and scolding below: "Go, let these bastards stop making trouble, don't disturb me watching the show! See what it looks like, take those little ladies I was so frightened that I was about to cry, these old men are not sons of men!"

Mi Tuo secretly wiped off his cold sweat, not daring to be negligent, he quickly turned around and led the palace guards away, trotting to dissuade Wei Zheng and others.

In fact, just now Mi Tuo was behind Li Er, and he was also fascinated by it, and almost shouted along with him.

He felt even more sympathetic, because when Mi Tuo was young, the reason why Mi Tuo entered the palace and became a eunuch's servant was because after his parents passed away, he was bullied by his brothers and sister-in-law at home, and even sold him to the palace.

So if it wasn't for Li Wangyou's words just now, Mi Tuo almost lost his composure.

He murmured in his heart, what kind of performance Hu Xianbo put on was really deceptive, but Mi Tuo couldn't help but admit that it was beautiful, it was so beautiful.

The reason why he trotted all the way was not only Li Er's order, but also to quell the riot early and let the show continue. He couldn't wait to know what happened next.

Wei Zheng and others, who had been jumping and cursing angrily, after Mi Tuo hurried over with the palace guards, they explained, and everyone came to their senses, and they couldn't help but blush.

If he hadn't cared about the subsequent development of the plot, Wei Zheng, the sheep-nosed man, would have hidden his face and left. It's embarrassing, it's really embarrassing.

However, there were quite a few guests present like Wei Zheng, and no one could make fun of anyone else.

After making a fuss for a long time, the theater became quiet again. Li Wangyou quickly signaled Afro to let the show continue.

However, affected by this farce, the pair of Le Ji, who played the role of brother and sister-in-law, became trembling, which made Li Wangyou feel uncomfortable.

Fortunately, the plot developed quickly, and there was no plot about the brother and sister, otherwise Li Wangyou was really worried that today's performance would be messed up.

The plot soon reached the climax, when the seven fairies went down to take a bath, the old cow suddenly uttered words and asked the cowherd to take away the clothes of the weaver girl.

When the seven beautiful and beautiful Le Ji who played the role of the seven fairies hid behind the prop rock, pretended to take a bath, and threw out clothes one by one, the scene became noisy again...

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"How decent! How decent is this! How dare you stage such a filthy play in broad daylight?" An old man with white hair and beard stood up furiously, pointed at the performance on the stage, and yelled angrily. .

Li Wangyou was speechless again and put his hand on his forehead, damn, he is really afraid of something, this kind of pedantic old master is really a headache.

In fact, Li Wangyou also thought about whether to simplify the scene of the seven fairies bathing, but considering the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty, which was much more open than that of the Ming and Qing dynasties, he felt that it should not be a big problem.

The fact is also the same. After the scene of the Seven Fairies taking a shower, Li Wangyou peeked at the expressions of Li Er, Empress Changsun, Concubine Yang and others, but there was nothing unusual about them.

Li Er even sat on the seat with a little excitement, twisted his body, and leaned forward, obviously looking forward to the next plot.

This pervert, despise him!

Therefore, it is obvious that only a few pedantic people will be dissatisfied with this scene.

Seeing this clearly, Li Wangyou felt relieved and didn't plan to pay attention to it.This kind of pedantic person, when he was going to build the women's toilet, was already disgusted, and he really didn't bother to continue dealing with them.

Anyway, Li Wangyou didn't believe that the more than 300 guests present would let this kind of person continue to make trouble, and didn't want to watch the show well.

Sure enough, as he expected, before the pedantic old man yelled and cursed a few words, Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Jingde jumped up and down and cursed angrily.

"Hey, straight girl thief, where did you come out of this old and immortal thing? Don't make a noise there, don't close your beak, believe it or not, I will crush your balls?"

"If you don't look at old things, get out, don't disturb grandpa's interest!"

"Shut up! What are you? How dare you talk nonsense?"

The pedantic old man who jumped was a little dumbfounded by the scolding by Cheng Yaojin and others.Before he could speak, hundreds of guests in the theatre, because Cheng Yaojin and other bigwigs took the lead, also started making noise.

"Get out, get out, you pedantic teacher, don't make noise if you don't watch it, and disturb me to watch the show!"

"That's right, you are so ignorant. Uncle Huxian kindly invited you to watch a play. You are so disrespectful and pretend to be the minister of Guanglu Temple. I will impeach you tomorrow!"

The old master, who originally thought he was in possession of the ceremony, was even more at a loss now, looking around, but no one supported him, even the wife who came with him covered her face with her sleeve at this time, as if she didn't want to know him.

The old master was so angry that he was trembling all over, but he didn't dare to say anything, and he was ashamed to stay any longer, so he could only shake his robe fiercely, turn around and leave.

This pedantic old man is the minister of Guanglu Temple, the third-rank court boss, who is usually responsible for sacrifices, court meetings, and banquets.

But he never expected that on the second day in the court, several people actually came out to impeach Li Er.What made him even more unexpected was that Li Er really ordered him to reprimand him on the grounds of being impolite and unprovoked, which made the old man lose a lot of face.

These are all things to talk about later.

In the theater, after the old man was kicked out, everyone turned their attention to the stage again, and they all watched mesmerized.

As time went by, the story came to the point where the queen mother found out about the rogue young man who "occupied" her daughter, and sent heavenly soldiers to "rescue the abducted woman".

The curtain fell and rolled back, and the scenery and props on the stage were changed again and again. Amidst the beautiful instrumental accompaniment and lyrics, there was a bang, and a ball of fire exploded in the center of the stage. Suddenly, thick blue smoke billowed out. From the beginning, several Le Ji who played the roles of heavenly soldiers and generals appeared on the stage wearing golden props and armor.

However, this sound frightened the guests present.

The female relatives among the guests were so frightened that their faces paled and they screamed. The timid lady even lay down on the ground in fright, covering her head with her sleeve and calling for help.

Big bosses like Li Er and Cheng Yaojin laughed at this movement, showing no sympathy.

After a series of farces, Li Wangyou didn't bother to pay attention to it at all, so let the group of local turtles make trouble.

The nearly two-hour performance finally came to an end.

The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are separated by the Tianhe River, and they can only meet on the Magpie Bridge every year on the Qixi Festival. All the noble ladies and young ladies in Chang'an City have tears in their eyes, and the handkerchiefs used to wipe their tears are wet.

In fact, the story of Cowherd and Weaver Girl is not a rare thing. As early as in the Book of Songs, there are records of Cowherd and Weaver Girl. There are also legends about the story of Cowherd and Weaver Girl in the Southern and Northern Dynasties.

But reading those blunt words in the book is not as touching as watching the stories performed by Legie on the stage.

Le Ji, who played the role of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, sang the lyrics on the stage, "Hand in hand and line up in groups, build a magpie bridge to cross the Milky Way, let the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl come to meet each other on the Qixi Festival. What kind of family is right, what matches No match, the shackles of hundreds of millions of years ago are still indestructible today, no matter who opposes it, you will not regret it if you are obsessed in this life..."

At this sad scene, even Empress Changsun, Concubine Yang and others in the box began to wipe away tears.

After Li Wangyou noticed that Empress Changsun was crying, she couldn't help but tremble all over.

Nima, isn't this the best time for me to convince the eldest grandson queen that he can marry the beautiful boss as his wife?