Datang romantic little landlord

"Zhiniang thief, Ziyou, how do you know it's us? Damn, I just said that this kid is as smart as a monkey, and he can't be scared at all!" Cheng Chumo got off his horse and muttered loudly.

The other masked men on horseback also pulled down the black cloth on their faces, they were Fang Yiai, Chai Lingwu, Yuchi Baolin and the others.

"That's right, Ziyou, how did you know it was us at a glance?"

"It must be Brother Chu Mo's broken voice, so I told you to keep quiet!"

"Fart, I just yelled at the top of my throat, I don't believe Ziyou can hear it." Cheng Chumo was very dissatisfied with the "pig teammate"'s behavior of throwing blame.

Obviously, this group of dandies were fed up and tried to pretend to be gangsters to attack the county government in order to frighten Li Wangyou.

Li Wangyou laughed and said, "You bastards, you think I can't recognize you with a black cloth on your face? Please, if you want to pretend to be a villain, can you be more professional?"

He pointed at the clothes on the dandies and scolded with a smile: "Where is there a villain who comes to assassinate in a brocade suit? Are you so flirtatious? There are a few of you, can you be more careful and take off the jade sachet around your waist?" Besides? I'm blind, so it's impossible not to recognize those jade pendants on you, right?"

The dudes looked at each other and couldn't help laughing.

"Of course, the more important thing is..." Li Wangyou looked at the dandies, wondering if knowing these idiots would lower his IQ?

"More importantly, you are pretending to be villains, can you not wear sunglasses? Paralysis, this is still taken from me! You really think I am blind!"

After Li Wangyou said this, the dandies looked at each other, everyone had a pair of extremely burnt crystal sunglasses on the bridge of their noses...

The dudes all cried stupidly because of their own behavior, this is so fucking shameful.

Cheng Chumo didn't care at all, he stepped forward carelessly, and gave Li Wangyou a bear hug: "Wow hahaha, Ziyou, brothers came to see you, are you touched? Hehe, I was just joking with you just now." .”

Li Wangyou naturally knew that these bastards wanted to scare him.

He rolled his eyes, and suddenly shouted at the group of imperial guards who had just withdrawn their knives and himself: "Come here, take down all these villains!"

The imperial guards and the tribunes were taken aback, arresting a group of young grandpas?

Which one is this to play?

But they didn't dare to disobey Li Wangyou's order, they pulled out the Zhangdao again, rushed forward, held down the arms of all the dandies who hadn't recovered, and put the Zhangdao on their necks.

Fang Yiai and the others were dumbfounded, they didn't understand what Li Wangyou was playing?

Li Wangyou was unhurried, pointing to Li Chengqian and Li Tai behind him and said: "Cheng Chumo, Fang Jun, Chai Lingwu...the crown prince and His Highness the King of Yue are here, yet you dare to use swords and weapons, but intend to assassinate the Crown Prince and His Highness the King of Yue? Hmph, it's clear that you want to plot rebellion and intend to assassinate the king! Although this Marquis is familiar with you, you can't bend the law for personal gain!"

As he spoke, he turned his head away and winked at Li Chengqian and Li Tai.

The shrewd little guy of Er Xiao Duo immediately understood what Li Wangyou meant, that his unscrupulous teacher wanted to "retaliate"!

Li Chengqian coughed lightly, stood up, and said with a stern face: "What the Marquis of Huxian said is true, you are an official of the court, a duke of the state, and a queen, and you don't want to serve the court, and you actually want to assassinate the palace!"

The little fat man Li Tai also jumped out: "That's right, not only did you want to kill the prince's elder brother, but even the king. His behavior is extremely bad! Prince's elder brother, please order them to escort them back to Chang'an city quickly." , leave it to daddy to deal with it!"

The trio of master and apprentice sang together, making Cheng Chumo and the rest of the dudes dumbfounded.

Although they just wanted to joke with Li Wangyou, how could they have expected that the crown prince and His Royal Highness the King of Yue were also here?

If it was really because of this, the Prince and His Royal Highness ordered them to be taken down and escorted back to Chang'an, not to mention whether they would be punished, but they must have lost all face.

"Ziyou, you... I was just joking with you..." Fang Yiai was really going to cry this time, why is this painting style completely different from what they expected?

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Cheng Chumo was also in a hurry, and hurriedly begged for mercy from Li Chengqian and Li Tai: "His Royal Highness, His Royal Highness, King Yue, we are just joking with the Marquis of Hu County, don't listen to his nonsense, how could we try to assassinate His Royal Highness and the Prince of Yue?" His Royal Highness the King of Yue?"

The dandies also opened their mouths one after another, explaining to Li Chengqian that they didn't know that the prince and the king of Yue were here, otherwise they wouldn't make such a joke with Li Wangyou.

But seeing Li Wangyou, Li Chengqian, and Li Tai look at each other, and then they all couldn't help laughing out loud, and the dude realized that he was fucked by this guy!

"Chengqian, how do you think we should deal with these villains?" Li Wangyou looked at Li Chengqian.

Li Chengqian said with a smile: "Punishment, they must be punished, um, I will punish them to stay by my side and guard them for a while, what do you think, Master?"

"Great kindness!" Li Wangyou clapped his hands and applauded, very satisfied with Li Chengqian's attitude.

He turned his head to look at the dudes again: "Haha, brothers and sisters, I was just joking with you, are you surprised? Are you surprised?"

Li Wangyou waved at the guards, signaling them to let go of the dudes.

Cheng Chumo and the others knew that they had been tricked by Li Wangyou, but there was nothing they could do about it. Whoever let the prince and the king of Yue appear here was beyond the expectations of the dandies.

They came to Huayin County from Chang'an City, and they really didn't know that Li Chengqian was here, otherwise they wouldn't dare to make such a joke like they did just now.

Even though their fathers were all founding fathers and county princes, such jokes cannot be casually made.

Today's matter, whether it is big or small, if it is impeached by someone with a heart in the court, it will be a big trouble.

Although they just wanted to joke with Li Wangyou, they were real. They used weapons in front of Prince Li Chengqian and Yue King Li Tai. It's better, at least the demotion penalty is certain.

Li Wangyou's joke just now was actually more like a relief for the dudes.

With Li Chengqian's statement, it can be regarded as having punished this group of dudes, and he will not be afraid of being troubled by others in the court again in the future.

Naturally, there are smart people like Wei Shuyu and Chai Lingwu in the dandy, who understood Li Wangyou's thoughts, and bowed their hands gratefully to him to express their gratitude.

Shang Zimo, the county magistrate who received the notice from the yamen servants, rushed out with dozens of yamen servants in a panic. Seeing this scene, he also shook his head and smiled wryly.

Well, it's not enough to have three ancestors, ten ancestors came again... A group of young princes, who can be provoked by his seventh-rank county magistrate?

Shang Zimo looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, trying not to let the tears flow from his eyes.It's really a disgrace to the county magistrate to do what he looks like, the majesty of the county.

The crowd made a fuss for a while before returning to Li Wangyou's office in the county government office to sit down again.

Fortunately, this public room was originally owned by Shang Zimo, the county magistrate, and it is spacious enough to accommodate more than ten people, but it is not too crowded.

"Brothers, why did you come to Huayin County from Chang'an?" Li Wangyou asked someone to bring tea, and chatted with the dudes.

Cheng Chumo laughed loudly and said, "Wow, hahaha, brothers are afraid that you will be wronged in Huayin County, so they decided to come to accompany you. How about it, brothers, how about loyalty?"

Li Wangyou glanced at him sideways, the corners of his mouth like to twitch when he is lying.

"The sage asked you to come?" Li Wangyou asked abruptly.

Cheng Chumo was taken aback, and subconsciously replied: "How do you know..."

Before he finished speaking, Fang Yiai, Wei Shuyu and others covered his mouth.

"Hehe, how could it be, the brothers are afraid that Ziyou will suffer in Huayin County, so I waited for the brothers to come to share the joys and sorrows with you. There is no such thing as a saint, hehe, no." Fang Yiai denied it categorically, but the words were insincere Even a fool would know the meaning of it.

Li Wangyou was too lazy to delve into the motives of the dandies, and it was not a big deal to be recruited by Li Er as a lobbyist.

He guessed right, the dandies were bored in Chang'an County, and planned to come to Huayin County to find Li Wangyou to pass the time.