Datang romantic little landlord

"That's right, it's my first time here at Fenglingdu. Matchmaker, what kind of theater is this, what kind of prison is it? Why doesn't it look like a theater to me, but a painting building?"

When the matchmaker heard this, she covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "Your nobleman has good eyesight."

Is it really a picture building brothel?

Li Wangyou and the others couldn't help being stunned, and quickly asked: "Don't you have a water sign outside saying that today's show is 'Cowherd and Weaver Girl'? What's going on?"

"Hehe, naturally there are performances. I dare to teach you that the performance of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl is learned from the Tang Theater in Chang'an City. But the difference is that the performers on stage are all from the building. Ladies and gentlemen, after watching the performance, if you are interested in any character, you can naturally bring it to the pavilion for a spring breeze, no matter it is the Seven Fairies or other characters. Isn't it so pleasant, gentlemen?"

Bustard's explanation made Li Wangyou completely speechless.

This Nima, talent!

I don't know which genius came up with this idea...

Thinking about it carefully, Li Wangyou must also admit that this move is really high, and it completely captured the men's psychology.

After watching a drama performance, it is easy for the audience to put themselves into the roles, and they will be immersed in the emotion of "falling in love" with them for a long or short period of time.

In such a mood, it is natural to feel that the "seven fairies" are glamorous and incomparable.

In this way, if one can go one step further and spend a few copper coins, one can have a kiss with the characters on the stage. Naturally, there are not a few people who are willing to spend a lot of copper coins.

High, it is high!

After listening to Miss Bustard's explanation, the dandies immediately became interested, such a trick that they had never seen before, how could they be willing to let go of this group of dandies.

But Wei Shuyu pulled Cheng Chumo's clothes, and nuzzled at Li Chengqian and Li Tai who were on the side.

Only then did the dudes realize, Ma Dan, there are still two "minors" here.

Li Wangyou looked at the reactions of the dandies, then at Li Chengqian and Li Tai, and felt something was wrong.

The practice of the Hualou brothel is really interesting, but it doesn't seem right to bring two brats to the brothel.

If Li Er found out about this matter, he might lose his skin if he didn't die.

Anyway, if he has a child in the future, he will be taken to a brothel if his fart grows bigger, and he must have the desire to kill.

"Ahem, what, Niu Wu, this building is full of smog, let someone take Da Lang Erlang out to get some air."

The title of Da Lang Erlang is naturally to deceive people, and it was discussed by everyone before.

But Li Chengqian and the little fat man Li Tai shook their heads in unison: "We won't go, hehe, this building is interesting, we brothers also want to see it! Hehe, this is comparable to the palace, oh no, it's the little ladies in the mansion interesting."

Li Wangyou rolled his eyes silently, well, sure enough, the folk customs of the Tang Dynasty are open, and the meowy teenage kid understands these things about men and women.

He didn't even think about it, the fathers of these two married wives at the age of 12, and Li Chengqian and Li Tai grew up in the palace since they were young, and there are so many beautiful court ladies serving by their side at all times , I have tasted the taste of these men and women for a long time, and it is not the innocent little boy he imagined.

Since Li Er didn't even care about it, Li Wangyou didn't bother to care about these nonsense things. Anyway, he even took the prince and the king of Yue to sneak away, so it's no big deal to take them to the brothel.

As the saying goes, if there are too many lice, it will not itch, and if there are too many debts, you will not worry. This is the truth.

"Then find a quiet place for me to watch the play. If you perform well, you will be rewarded." Li Wangyou said to the bustard.

The bustard and matchmaker are naturally human beings, and she has already seen that the 20 people in front of her are of extraordinary status, so she dared not be negligent, so she quickly and respectfully invited everyone into an elegant room on the second floor, and sent people to bring all kinds of melons and fruits to eat drinks.

After this elegant room is remodeled, the side facing the atrium can be fully opened, and there is a small stage below, and any performances you want to have will be held on this stage.

Not much effort, the sound of gongs and drums, and the sound of silk and bamboo, today's performance began.

Li Wangyou watched it for a while, and felt that it was nothing ordinary.

I can't really talk about acting skills, but there is one thing that is very different from the Datang Theater, and that is the little ladies performing on the stage, all of them are dressed in revealing clothes and enchantingly dressed, with a special flavor.

Even the dandies who have watched this play countless times, all of them are smiling and commenting on the little lady on the stage.

Especially when it comes to the scene where the seven fairies take a bath, the seven beautiful ladies hiding behind the props and stones actually start to take off their clothes, which immediately caused the sound of wolves howling in the painting building.

Apparently, there were quite a few people watching the show in the elegant rooms in the surrounding corridors, and everyone was very excited at the moment.

Even Cheng Chumo and his group of dudes stretched their necks one by one, screaming with excitement.

Li Chengqian and Li Tai, the two boys, actually had obscene smiles on their faces, and they stared at the prostitutes performing on the stage below without turning their eyes, their faces flushed red.

Li Wangyou was speechless. Are men in Datang so easily excited?

If you show them a love action movie in the island country of later generations, will they be excited to have a cerebral hemorrhage?

But Li Wangyou naturally didn't want to spoil everyone's interest, he just wanted to join in the fun and shouted along with everyone.

When it was busy, I saw another group of people in bright clothes and angry horses came into this building called a theater, but it was actually a brothel. Young Master, drive out, today Young Master will reserve the venue!"

820 The Devil's Evil Palace

The visitor's words naturally made Li Wangyou and the other dandies startled for a moment, they raised their eyes and looked down, wanting to see who was so loud.

It stands to reason that he is not an ordinary person who can call himself a son in Datang.

The word son is not something that can be called by just anyone. Only young nobles with noble status can be called son.

The person who came into the building was led by a young man, holding a folding fan and wearing a pair of crystal sunglasses on his face.

Obviously, after Li Wangyou created folding fans and sunglasses, they were not only popular in Chang'an City, but also became the trend of Tang Dynasty.

Anyone with a little status will find a way to imitate one or two.

For this, Li Wangyou was very dissatisfied, this group of turkeys actually plagiarized naked!

However, Li Wangyou didn't like the business of making and selling folding fans and crystal sunglasses, so he didn't start these two industries in the mansion.

The dudes stretched their necks and looked carefully for a long time, but they couldn't recognize the identity of the young man who spoke below.

"Straight mother, who is that bird man? Dare to call himself a son in front of the old men? What a bold tone." Cheng Chumo said cursing.

Fang Yiai laughed and said, "I'm afraid it's not some rich landowner in Fenglingdu, right? In Ziyou's words, it's just a toad yawning, so loud!"

When the dandies heard this, they all burst into laughter.

For them, there are probably no more than two slaps in the whole world who can make them retreat, but certainly not including the young man who doesn't know the so-called below.

That young man seemed quite powerful in Fenglingdu, after he appeared, the noisy building suddenly became quiet.

As a result, the laughter of the dandies appeared extremely clear and piercing.

Hearing the laughter of the dandies, the young man suddenly became furious: "Where did Tian Shelang dare to laugh when I was talking? But tired of work?"

Cheng Chumo and his group of dudes thought it wasn't lively enough, so they poked their heads out of the elegant room and laughed at the person below: "Zhi Niang, you bastard, you have such a big tone! Grandpas are here , How do you treat? My son, you are also worthy of a bird man? Hurry up and roll as far as you can, don't disturb the mood of the old men watching the theater."