Datang romantic little landlord

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981 Retaliation

The best man in Li Heng's mouth refers to the best man.

Of course, Datang's best man is not as relaxed as the best man in later generations.

Not only do you have to accompany the groom to pick up the bride like the best man of later generations, but you also have to be able to compose poems and help you get beaten...

Li Wangyou wanted to get married, so needless to say his best man, apart from Cheng Chumo and those dudes, there was no other suitable candidate.

In fact, he has no other choice. After all, his status and status are here now. Young people who are about the same age as him and whose status is not much different are only dudes.

It is not that there are no other noble children in Chang'an City, but Li Wangyou is not familiar with them.

He can't let all the trilogy in the mansion, or all the disciples go to be his bridesmaids, that would be outrageous!

Therefore, when the old butler Li Heng mentioned the matter of the best man, he knew that it was time for him to find the dudes.

Li Wangyou is naturally very considerate when there is a need for someone.

Throwing a lot of copper coins, he booked the best picture building brothel in Pingkangfang, ordered people to treat them with good wine and food, and also generously paid for the top courtesans in Pingkangfang to accompany the drinks.

That is to say, Li Wangyou's status is noble enough, and his poems are most loved by these prostitutes, otherwise it would not be easy to invite so many courtesans.

Rich and famous, that's how tyrannical!

But Li Wangyou never imagined that after drinking for three rounds, he took advantage of everyone's good spirits, and proposed that he would get married in two days and ask the dude to be his best man, but the reaction of the dude was not what he expected completely different in .

Li Wangyou thinks about it, based on his relationship with the dude, isn't it just a matter of saying hello to let the dude be his best man?

Unexpectedly, when he said this, Cheng Chumo and the others looked at each other and shook their heads.

"Don't talk about it!"

"Yes! Ziyou, don't want your brothers to be your bridesmaids!"

"Don't think about it!"

"Don't go!"

"Brother is not free!"

Li Wangyou was dumbfounded for a moment, not understanding what the meaning of these dudes was?

Chai Lingwu picked up the wine glass and drank it down: "Hmph, Ziyou, you have done such a good thing that all your brothers have to go to the Western Regions to eat sand with you, and you still want me to be your best man? You have a good idea!"

"That's right! It's this bastard boy, I'm so angry when I talk about this!"

"Brothers, revenge for revenge today, revenge for revenge! If you let Ziyou, a bastard, walk out of Pingkangfang, I will lose!"

"Fed this bastard to death!"

When a group of dandies said this, they raised their wine glasses and rushed towards Li Wangyou with malicious intentions.

Li Wangyou was so frightened by this battle that he shrank behind those little ladies.

Ma Dan, if you really want to be drunk hard by these bastards, you will die!

"Brothers, if you have something to say, you have something to say! There are thousands of mistakes, and they are all the faults of my younger brother. Brothers, what compensation do you want? Just say it, and my younger brother is absolutely unambiguous!"

At this point, Li Wangyou could only raise his hand and surrender.

The dandies are obviously using this as an excuse to make trouble for him.

In fact, Li Wangyou also felt that he was very wronged. It was obviously Li Er and these dude fathers who threw them to the Western Regions to eat sand. Did he have something to do with him?

But Li Wangyou didn't dare to say this in front of the dudes, otherwise he would definitely be tortured to death by these bastards.

Li Wangyou's "very witty" gesture of surrender made the dandies very satisfied.

Fang Yiai patted Li Wangyou's shoulder, laughed loudly and said, "Ziyou, you said it yourself? Don't break your word and get fat!"

Li Wangyou suddenly felt something was wrong, why did he seem to have fallen into a pit?

Before he could react, Fang Yiai continued: "Brothers don't have any other requirements, as long as you can get me food that I have never eaten and wine that I have never drunk within these two days. As for the beauties you have never seen before, my brothers will be your bridesmaids. If you can’t do it, hehe, you can go to Taiji Palace to pick up your relatives yourself!”

"Yes, just these three small things, Ziyou, if you can do it, the brothers will forgive you!"

"Wahhahaha, that's exactly the truth!" Cheng Chumo and a group of dudes laughed heartlessly.

Du Gou and Niu Zhengping didn't have to go to the Western Regions to endure hardships, but they also clapped and applauded beside them at this moment, Li Wangyou gritted his teeth in anger.

What the hell are these three requirements?

Food you haven't tried?

This group of dandies almost regarded his mansion as their own home. In the past few years, what good things haven't they eaten?He and Su Changqing would have almost finished cooking those delicacies of later generations.

But if you search carefully, Li Wangyou can't figure it out.

A fine wine that has never been drunk, but it is also simple.

Li Wangyou had nothing to do recently, so he happened to brew a kind of wine for future generations, which can be used to kill the dudes.

But what the hell is a beauty who has never seen before?

Although Li Wangyou has a beautiful boss as his wife, and a Europa beauty like Aphra as his concubine, but when it comes to matters of men and women, compared with these dudes, he is simply a model of a good man who keeps himself clean.

These bastards are all "prostitutes", who have "spoiled" many women, where will he find some beauties they have never seen before?

Li Wangyou rubbed his nose and began to haggle helplessly.

"Brothers, you won't be so cruel, right? Are you really willing to let my younger brother go to Taiji Palace alone to pick up his relatives in the future?"

The dandies looked at each other, laughed loudly, and replied in unison: "Willing!"

Hemp egg!

Li Wangyou resisted the urge to put his middle finger up: "Is it possible to lower the conditions? For example, I will find some good wine for you brothers that you have never drunk before, okay?"

"Not good!" The dudes replied in unison again.

Nima!

Li Wangyou can now be 100% sure that these bastards did it on purpose!She clearly wanted to embarrass him!Naked revenge!

The dandies winked at each other, very proud of successfully teasing Li Wangyou.