Datang romantic little landlord

After hearing what he said, the dandies realized belatedly that none of these beauties had spoken a word after they had been here for so long.

No matter how they teased them before, these beauties just covered their mouths and smiled lightly, never speaking, just like dumb.

This made the dandies all wonder, they didn't understand what it meant, could it be that Li Wangyou found a group of deaf-mute women for them?

Or what is so special about the voices of these beauties?

Cheng Chumo hugged a beautiful woman carelessly, and asked, "Ziyou, don't show off mysteries, tell me quickly, what's so special about these little ladies?"

Li Wangyou wondered: "What little lady? The elder brothers asked the younger brother to look for it, but the elder brothers have never seen a beauty before, so they never said anything about the little lady."

The dudes were stunned again, looking at each other in blank dismay, not understanding the difference between the two?

Li Wangyou laughed loudly: "All beauties, please introduce yourself to the young masters!"

The ten beauties in palace costumes nodded yes, and introduced themselves to the dudes one after another.

It's fine if you don't speak, but when you speak, you scare all the dudes so much that they almost fall to the ground...

(Hey, there are too many smart people, everyone has already guessed about Lao Long's thoughts... Well, I'm showing off, he is indeed a master of women's clothing...)

985 Women's clothing boss

In the later generations, there are many dangerous creatures that make all straight men shudder, and they are called women's bosses.

On Baidu Encyclopedia, the explanation for the word "women's clothing boss" is as follows: Internet buzzwords, Japanese read as "women's clothing してる人", that is, men wearing women's clothing.This word appears in Two-dimensional, and refers to a man with a high skill in dressing up as a woman.

The ten beauties in palace costumes that Li Wangyou summoned were actually nothing but male prostitutes he had spent money to find from the "beehive" in Chang'an City.

The so-called "hive" is another name for the Fengyue workshop where the male prostitutes work.

Male prostitutes have existed in Huaxia since ancient times, and have always been despised by the mainstream of society, but they have been banned repeatedly.

From the Tang and Song dynasties, due to the openness of the folk customs, it was even more prosperous than ever.

After all, it was too common for noble ladies in the Tang Dynasty to seek face-to-face heads.Even after Wu Zetian ascended the throne, a "Crane Control Supervisor" was specially set up to search and control beautiful men for Wu Zetian to enjoy.

It didn't take much effort for Li Wangyou to find ten handsome men.Then let the maid in the mansion make up for him and put on gorgeous palace clothes.

After a lot of meticulous makeup and dressing up, ten big men in women's clothing of the Tang Dynasty version were born!

Since ancient times in China, although there have been male prostitutes, there have been no big men dressed in women's clothing.Because since the Western Han Dynasty, the gender confusion of men and women has been regarded as an ominous sign.

Until the Ming Dynasty, the historical material "Guoyan" solemnly introduced a strange event, "Xinsi, in December of the second year of Longqing, Li Liangyu, a native of Jingle, Taiyuan, turned into a woman."

Naturally, a man will not become a woman for no reason, after all, Li Liangyu is not a Saotome Ranma, who will turn into a girl when encountering cold water.

The only explanation can only be the gorgeous appearance of a bigwig in women's clothing.

This kind of thing was actually recorded in history books such as "Guoyan" and "History of Ming Dynasty" in a grand manner.

In the history of China, the most unbelievable tycoon in women's clothing was a prodigal named Sang Chong during the Chenghua period of the Ming Dynasty.

He actually disguised himself as a woman and cheated and raped women in 45 prefectures and counties including Datong and Taiyuan.Until he was knocked down by someone accidentally and sent to the official Ling Chi to be executed, a total of 180 women from good families were harmed... It's really unbelievable!

Yesterday, in order to make things difficult for Li Wangyou, the dandies asked him to find a beauty that no one had seen before, so he turned his mind and thought of the big guy in women's clothing.

Anyway, the dandies are talking about "beauties", but not women.

The dudes wanted to play tricks on him, so Li Wangyou held back this bad move, intending to disgust these bastards to death.

The reason why he came up with such a detrimental trick to tease the dandies is actually because Li Wangyou had suffered a great blow to his "young heart" because of the big boss in women's clothing.

In later generations, when Li Wangyou went to a nightclub to drink and dance with his friends, he once ran into a beautiful woman with long hair, which made his heart skip a beat.

So he plucked up the courage to strike up a conversation, but as soon as the "beauty" spoke, Li Wangyou was so scared that he almost fell off the stool.

A terribly beautiful face, but a hoarse and rough male voice, this kind of extreme contrast, even a man can't stand it.

Li Wangyou fled from the nightclub, and since then, he has had a psychological shadow on the big guy in women's clothing...

Therefore, the dandies wanted to embarrass him, so he immediately thought of a way to fight back.

At this moment on the terrace, after hearing these "little ladies" in their arms speak with their own ears, the shock they received was no less than the stimulation Li Wangyou received in the nightclub.

"Back to my little father-in-law, I'm called..." The big lady dressed in Cheng Chumo's arms hadn't even finished introducing himself before being thrown away by Cheng Chumo like an electric shock.

All the dandies, all faced with the violent attack by the rough male voice, were all stunned, with terrified expressions on their faces.

"Zi... Ziyou, she, she, why are they talking like this? It sounds like a male voice?" Fang Yiai's tongue was tied up, and she couldn't speak for a long time.

Li Wangyou chuckled: "Brother Yi Ai, what are you talking about? They are originally men, so of course they speak in male voices. What's so strange about that?"

"Men...men?" All the dandies are petrifying...

Li Wangyou nodded with certainty: "Naturally it's a man. Hehe, the beauties that my elder brothers asked me to find are not young ladies. Why, aren't these beauties that my younger brother found beautiful?"

Just now, Chai Lingwu, who was still holding the frivolous Chai Lingwu, suddenly let out a sudden retch, turned his head and held the spittoon and vomited wildly.

And the others were no better than Chai Lingwu, all of them turned blue, with disgusted expressions as if they had eaten a fly.

Li Wangyou understands this group of dudes, he knows that they are all "steel straight men", and he has absolutely no interest in such things as men on top of men.

It is precisely because of this understanding that he deliberately tricks the dudes like this.

Including letting the dandies eat roasted kidneys before, it was all in order to laugh at everyone.

Li Wangyou was very satisfied with the reactions of the dudes, and asked with a playful smile: "Brothers, I don't know if you are satisfied with the beauties that I have prepared for you? But you brothers have never seen them before?"

The dandies looked at each other, Chai Lingwu, who had already vomited up all the beer and barbecue that night, raised his head, wiped the stains from the corners of his mouth with his hand, and glared at Li Wangyou.

"Beat him!" Chai Lingwu screamed, and rushed towards Li Wangyou.

Cheng Chu Mofang loved them all, without any hesitation, they all rolled up their sleeves, followed Chai Lingwu, and rushed forward.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Li Wangyou turned around and wanted to run, but there was no way he could escape, he was directly grabbed by Fang Yiai, and was immediately crushed by a group of dudes.

Including the crippled Niu Zhengping, the ten dandies all stacked on top of Li Wangyou in the form of an arhat, allowing him to experience what it means to be a real "male on top of a man".

The three brothers of the Cheng family, plus Fang Yiai and the Yuchi twins, were all burly and burly men.

Being so suppressed by the dandies, Li Wangyou almost vomited out the dinner of the previous night.

"I was wrong! I was wrong! My little brother was really wrong, brothers, spare your lives! Good man, please spare your lives!" Li Wangyou struggled to get under the crowd, begging for mercy weakly.

Niu Wu, several members of the Li family, and the maidservants didn't come forward to help, but just laughed and watched the commotion.

The dandies ravaged Li Wangyou for a long time before getting up laughing and pulling Li Wangyou up.