peerless teacher

It's so ugly!

Soon, Sun Mo saw Lu Zhiruo running away with a wine jar in her arms. Behind her was a handsome crane chasing after her.

It really looks like something out of an ancient painting, with pure white feathers and a beautiful figure. At a glance, it is full of fairy spirit, a divine beast.

It's just that the crane's behavior at this time destroyed its Daofeng immortal bone.

Like a bully who robbed a girl, it kept blocking Lu Zhiruo's way, and then beat her on the head with its wings.

"You've had a lot to drink, and you can't drink any more."

Papaya Niang held the wine jar with both hands, even though she got several wings on her face, she didn't let go.

quack!

Impatient, the crane jumped up with fluttering wings, clawed together, and kicked Papaya Niang.

boom!

Lu Zhiruo staggered from being kicked.

"..."

Sun Mo was dumbfounded, Xianhe's flying kick was so skillful, fierce and full of shocking force, like some players in the football world who are notorious for vicious fouls.

The players in the Chinese Super League are not as black as you.

Lu Zhiruo couldn't run away, so she squatted on the ground.

quack!

The crane jumped directly onto Lu Zhiruo's back.

"By the way, Zhiruo usually has a physique that attracts small animals. Why is she so unlucky this time?"

While Sun Mo was puzzled, he also pulled out the wooden knife and threw it directly.

Regardless of whether you are a crane or a pheasant, there is no wild animal protection law in China and Kyushu. If I get angry, I will wash, strip and pluck you, and drink the stew.

Chapter 693 Fairy Bird

For a while, Sun Mo was obsessed with eating chicken games. The joy of returning home from get off work every day was to turn on the computer, start a game, go to the final round, and then kill his opponent with one shot.

By the way, cranes are also considered birds, right?

Farewell, my 98K!

Farewell, my seventeen rounds in two seconds!

Farewell, my chicken!

Sun Mo's mind was full of distracting thoughts, but he burst out with brute force and threw the wooden knife.

call!

With the sound of breaking the wind, the wooden knife precisely shot at the crane standing on Papaya Niang's body showing off its might.

To be honest, a cultivator's eyesight, reflexes, and explosive power are all first-class. Throwing objects with bare hands is absolutely guaranteed to hit.

Only this time, when the wooden knife was about to hit the crane's head, the red-faced crane that smelled of alcohol stretched out its right wing.

Snapped!

This wing, covered with pure white feathers, grabbed the fast-flying wooden knife abruptly, and then it danced a knife.

quack!

The crane let out a strange cry with its ugly voice, and then jumped down from Lu Zhiruo's body, and rushed towards Sun Mo with a swoop.

"..."

Sun Mo was dumbfounded.

That feeling was like hitting the mad dog that was chasing and biting the little girl with a stick back then, which made Sun Mo feel absurd.

"Who is the human being? Aren't you afraid of me?"

As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, the crane was already close, and the black sandalwood knife slammed down with the sound of breaking the wind.

If this hits, it will definitely be popular.

Sun Mo retreated.

Then the crane rushed to attack, and the wooden knife even flew up and down, launching an extremely fierce attack, very aggressive.

"..."

Am I fucking dreaming?

Sun Mo never thought that one day, he would be bullied by a crane.

Swish!Swish!Swish!

The wooden knife carried an afterimage, and the knife never left Sun Mo's head.

Gah!

The crane screamed and burped a wine, a strong smell of alcohol sprayed out, which gave Sun Mo a headache.

"Teacher, don't hurt it!"

Papaya Lady begs for mercy from the crane.

Ga?

Hearing this sentence, Xianhe was furious. I actually want this human being to show mercy?How blind are you?Believe it or not, I'm going to blow his dog's head right now?

As a result, Xianhe's offensive was accelerated by another level in an instant.

"What the hell is this broken bird?"

Sun Mo frowned, and subconsciously activated the Divine Insight Technique, but a line of red letters popped out.

Unable to read target intel.

"..."

Sun Mo was speechless. As expected, the skills given by the system were unreliable, and he had to practice them by himself in the future.

Swish!

With a strong wind, the wooden knife brushed against Sun Mo's nose.

This time, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless anymore. The second stage of the Great Universe Formless Divine Art was fully activated, and the third stage was fully activated. Not only was the glazed golden body possessed, but the flow of time around him also slowed down, as if the slow-motion button was pressed. .

There was Papaya Niang standing next to her. If she was hit by a broken bird, it would be too embarrassing.

Sun Mo stepped on the wind king's divine step, and after dodging two swords in a row, he suddenly dodged and approached him, and then Bodhidharma blasted violently.

boom! boom! boom!

The heavy fist collided with the wooden knife, and there were bursts of explosions.

Gah!

The crane screamed strangely, this human is a bit powerful, but it doesn't matter, I drank alcohol today, and I can fight very well, I will let you see my unique move later.

But just when Xianhe retreated, and was about to wait for Sun Mo's offensive to stop for a while, and then attacked again to blow him up in one go, a big hand stretched out from behind like lightning without warning.

Haw!

The big hand pinched the crane's neck, then raised it, and poured it on the ground with all its strength.

boom!

dusty.

Gah!

The crane became even more angry, and dared to throw me?

Human, you are doomed.

Then Qiankun Infinity Clone kept on his hands, as if he had turned into a pile driver, beating the broken bird non-stop.

boom! boom! boom!

Soon, a large pit appeared on the ground, and bird feathers flew around.

Gah!

Xianhe was a little confused.

"Zhiruo, are you alright?"

Sun Mo saw that the crane didn't move, hanging down like a dead dog, so he gave up attacking.

"I'm fine, teacher, did you let it go?"

Lu Zhiruo begged: "It must have attacked you unintentionally."

"I don't care if it's intentional or not, I just stewed it in soup today. By the way, I haven't eaten a crane yet, so I don't know if it's meat or not?"

Sun Mo was curious.

Gah!

Hearing this, the crane screamed strangely, and stretched out its wings again, wanting to pat Sun Mo on the head.

"Brother Xian, why don't you say a few words?"

Lu Zhiruo advised.

"What does it say?"

Sun Mo knew that although Papaya Girl didn't know the language of animals, she had no problem communicating with small animals.

"It...it..."

Lu Zhiruo was dumbfounded.

"Say it!"

Sun Mo urged.

"Brother Xian said, it drank too little today, otherwise you will never win against it."

After Papaya Niang finished speaking, she looked at Xianhe with a shocked expression on her face: "You don't drink much? It's only been a day and a half, right? You've drunk more than half of the wine cellar below."

Lu Zhiruo is not a stingy person, especially when dealing with small animals, even if she only has one steamed bun, she will give them half of it.

But Brother Xian is too much. Those wines are all treasured by the old principal. If you drink like this, the teacher will definitely blame you in the future.

Gah!

The crane still screamed in an ugly way, and stretched out its wings, trying to hit Papaya Niang.

"What did it say?"

Sun Mo felt that there must be something bad to say.

"It said that it is the honor of those mortal heads to drink all the fine wines and fine wines of many immortal sects in Middle-earth and Kyushu. What's wrong with eating a few jars of broken wine from your house?"

After Lu Zhiruo finished explaining, she asked curiously: "What is Xianmen?"

"Do you believe this guy's bragging, Boyi?"

Sun Mo rolled his eyes.

He has learned that in this world, because of the existence of aura, human beings can cultivate to the powerful state of moving mountains and filling seas, but it is nonsense to say that they want to ascend to become immortals.

"It doesn't matter, go to boil hot water, scald it and pluck its hair first. Tonight, we will eat one crane and three meals, barbecue, stir-fry, and stew!"

Sun Mo was really angry.

Sun Mo went to the wine cellar under the villa. Although he didn't know the wine in it, the old headmaster is Yasheng. If he can collect it, can it be garbage?

As a result, half of it was drunk by this broken bird?

Even if you are really a fairy bird, I will stew you tonight, eat chicken!

"What are you doing in a daze? Are you going to boil water?"

Sun Mo urged.