My brother is so stable

Hearing the words from the heart of Lord Water God, Bian Zhuang gradually straightened his back, and his whole body exuded a holy radiance. The mission of the left eye and the responsibility of the right eye said solemnly:

"Yue Lao wait a moment, and let me organize my thoughts!"

"good!"

Yuelao took up his pen and waited quietly.

Li Changshou narrowed his eyes with a smile, turned around to enjoy the scenery of the Tianhe River, watching the water of the Tianhe River rushing on the clouds, and imagined what it must have been like when the mountain fell and the water of the Tianhe River poured into the sky...

"Brother Hierarch," Ao Yi approached from the side, and asked via voice, "Will there be any hidden dangers in using the divine power of heaven like this?"

"Huh?" Li Changshou smiled, "On normal days, Yuelao would be backlashed by the power of heaven if he was pulling the red rope carelessly, but this is an extraordinary period.

Ordered in the name of the Queen Mother, only targeting the demon clan who made a statement against the heavenly court, not only will Yuelao not be punished by heaven, the more he does and disturbs the demon clan, the more meritorious rewards he will get.

This is righteousness, and it is also the meaning of forms and rules.

When the Yaozu issued this proclamation, they had already stepped into a vicious circle of fighting against the way of heaven, and they were destined to be defeated, but the method is up to us to choose. "

Ao Yi's face was stunned, he thought carefully, and asked after a while: "Did the Yaozu seek their own death?"

Li Changshou stood with his hands behind his back, and said slowly:

"It's not that the monster clan is looking for a dead end, but the monster king who occupies a higher position among the monster clan, or the Taoist Lu Ya, wants to take this opportunity to wash away most of the remaining forces of the monster clan, thereby reducing their own power. threatened.

The Heavenly Court is now booming, and the power of the human race is scattered in the various immortal sects, and there are Taoist sects to control it. The remnants of the ancient demon courts are the confidants of His Majesty the Jade Emperor.

At this time, if the Yaozu don't take this path, after a hundred years, or 300 years, when the Heavenly Court is full of soldiers and masters begin to take shape, the Yaozu will also be cleared.

Being able to make the decision to issue a call to action against heaven at this time proves that there are indeed experts among the monster clan who can see the general trend of the world, and it should not be underestimated. "

Ao Yi thought about it for a while, and gradually digested such words, just about to continue asking...

"cough!"

Bian Zhuang clasped his fists, his eyes were full of confidence, "Old Yue, please ask any questions, the general is ready."

"Then, Vice Commander Bian, please tell me, if you were a demon king and fell in love with the wife of another demon king, how would you meet her?"

"Naturally, I have to visit his cave a few times first, make friends with this demon king, and show off my demeanor;

When the time is right, find a way to distract the demon king and meet with his wife alone, exaggerate the atmosphere, speak softly, so slowly, and observe the lady's reaction. "

The corner of Yuelao's mouth twitched, and he wrote all these down.

Yuelao asked again: "What kind of soft words are there? Can Vice Commander Bian pass on a few words?"

Bian Zhuang blushed a little, but quickly calmed down and regained that sense of mission and responsibility.

"This, in fact, is a bit shameful, poaching other people's corners is ultimately wrong.

I just... have a friend who is a senior in this way. I heard him explain it in detail. Generally speaking, he uses some rhetoric, and the more powerful ones will have a progressive process, such as this:

Mmmm!

【Madam, I know this is wrong and contrary to common sense, but I just can't hide my admiration for you.

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and looking at you, I feel like I am on the moon palace.

Can I see you a few more times?Even if it's just talking like that.

Ma'am, I only borrow one night of your life. 】

so..."

On the side, Ao Yi and Li Changshou's foreheads were covered with black lines, and Yue Lao seriously recorded these words.

Bian Zhuang continued to talk eloquently, making friends out of nothing, and offering different strategies.

One person and one dragon beside him turned around tacitly.

Li Changshou took a porcelain bottle and handed it to Ao Yi, and cut his neck at Ao Yi.

Ao Yi nodded to express his understanding, put away the porcelain vase calmly, and a little bit unbearably, said in a voice:

"Brother leader, after all, we asked him to say it. Isn't it inappropriate to beat him up like this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Bian Zhuang say a few more words behind his back:

"If the deeds are brought to light, you can also argue with the cheeky face and shout at the demon king who came to catch the adulterer.

What you lost was the dignity and face of being a male monster, but what your wife lost was the real fate of marriage!

That way it's almost impossible to die. "

Ao Yi silently took out his sword, the slender eyes of the dragon shone fiercely, and Li Changshou hurriedly stopped him.

A talent like the second senior brother might be of great use in the future, so we can't just castrate him.

Bian Zhuang, who was developing new ideas at the side, shuddered inexplicably, but at this time the sense of mission and honor was a little bit high, so he didn't care too much, and continued to talk with Yuelao.

……

The Beizhou monsters don't know how long they can last.

In the half a year after Lu Ya issued his appeal against heaven, Li Changshou had been busy in the Heavenly Court. He gradually withdrew when all the ministries in the Heavenly Court were on the right track and the recruitment of heavenly soldiers and the selection of heavenly generals returned to normal.

He arranged for a few paper Taoists to monitor the situation in various places underground in Beizhou, and by the way, check and accept the "records" of the gods and gods in the heaven.

In the first half year, the Palace of Marriage achieved the most fruitful results.

Leading the red rope for the single demon king, killing his fighting spirit and making him feel worried;

Leading the red rope for the demon king and his wife led to dozens of couples fighting each other, and more than a dozen young demon kings were killed or injured.

Apart from the Hall of Marriage, the Hall of Thunder and Punishment was the second most successful, followed by the Hall of Divine Might and the Hall of Divine Toilets.

On the border of Beizhou, the four seasons are out of order, and the place where the monsters gather is barren of grass, and the aura is gradually turbid;

The thunder is unaware, the fire is rolling in the sky, and the sunset in the west often contains words such as "the monster clan will perish", "the monster clan is unrighteous", "you will die if you do many unrighteous actions", "you will fight with the heaven to die" and other words, which make the The monster clan is under a lot of pressure.

At this time, the morale of the little demon with a low cultivation base has already lost much morale, and other creatures retreat far away...

In the miasma of Beizhou, witch hunters often appear;

To the south, all the immortal sects in the north of Zhongshen Continent joined forces to block the border, preventing the monster race from setting foot in Zhongshen Continent.

Fortunately, there are other monster clan forces on the border, which continue to provide backup for Beizhou's rebellious monster clan army, so that they can continue to carry on.