My brother is so stable

By the way, Chang Geng, when will Senior Brother Taiqing officially accept you as a disciple? "

"This……"

Li Changshou pondered for a few moments, and joked: "This matter depends on the teacher's wishes, but when the time comes, the little god can call His Majesty Master Uncle."

"Hahahaha!"

The Jade Emperor was overjoyed immediately, "Come on, shout a few more times!"

Li Changshou: ...

"Your Majesty, the rules of heaven must be respected."

"It's boring, Chang Geng, you're not as interesting as when you were Mu Qinghua."

The Jade Emperor peeled an orange, threw it into Li Changshou's hands, and said with a smile: "I thought, I would call you teacher as soon as you entered the hall, to see if you would break out in a cold sweat.

You say you, forget about helping my junior sister, and become a teacher, intending to match! "

Li Changshou was full of helplessness. He sat back on the lowest jade step and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, your soul enters the reincarnation disk, which connects the three realms of heaven, earth and human. There are auspicious signs everywhere in Nanfangbuzhou. You can know it after a little calculation." , I really can't hide it.

It is really helpless to match His Majesty and Empress...

Your Majesty, when you were twelve or thirteen years old, you had a spring heart, and you added five red ropes at once, and Yue Lao almost cried from fright. "

"Hahahaha! Am I so brave?"

Li Changshou coughed, ate the sweet and not greasy fairy orange, and asked in a low voice: "Can your majesty tell the little god in detail what did you do in Zixiao Palace?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly sighed quietly, and said in a low voice:

"Sigh, I'm afraid that Hua Youming's temper was affected by the mortal world's calamity, and I was so angry that I was caught by the calamity and went directly to Zixiao Palace.

When I got to the gate of the palace, I knelt down and called Master, and then..."

"Then?"

The Jade Emperor covered his eyes with one hand and sighed: "I actually cried out, I really lost my immortality."

Li Changshou was stunned. It turned out that the crying was true, and it wasn't rumors that used exaggerated artistic techniques.

It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry, cry, let the immortal emperor kneel.

"If the Heavenly Court can prosper smoothly and rule the Three Realms, it will be worth my crying," the Jade Emperor stretched, stood up, and looked at the sea of ​​clouds outside the Lingxiao Palace.

"Chang Geng's Ai Qing accepts the order."

"The little god is here."

"Three months later, Aiqing will go to the mortal world to pick up my sister who has gone through a lot of calamities back to heaven.

I told Hua Yun about this in a dream before, so that she can stay in the mortal world for another hundred days. "

Li Changshou smiled and said, "The little god takes orders."

"Cough," the Jade Emperor suddenly coughed, glanced lightly left and right, and then moved closer to Li Changshou, face to face with Li Changshou, with his left shoulder touching his left shoulder, and whispered:

"Chang Geng's going here, I remember going to the manor where I went to live in seclusion. There was a wooden box under the closet, and it was set on fire. It was full of... you know.

If the news gets out, I don't need to be ashamed. "

Li Changshou looked serious and nodded solemnly, his expression was hundreds of times more serious than when he was discussing the catastrophe.

This feeling, he understands.

Before he died in his previous life, he also grabbed his good brother by the collar and told him in his ear that he must format, re-record, and re-record repeatedly his super-large hard drive that had no files on it but was already full. , it is best to physically damage it directly, and burn the parts to him.

This is!

Men's thin face.

……

When leaving Lingxiao Palace, Li Changshou felt a little emotional in his heart.

Once the Jade Emperor descended to earth, he was much more "human" than before, and his speech and behavior also had a bit of "flesh and blood".

In particular, when Li Changshou heard the Jade Emperor's bold ambition to have seven daughters to make up for the regret of not being able to have an heir during the calamity, he was also deeply admired.

Probably, that's how the Seven Fairies came about.

He returned to the Water God's Mansion in this incarnation, and before he entered the gate, there was a burst of 'the sound of the waves still' in his heart, and there was a visitor from the Sea God Temple in Anshui City.

Li Changshou didn't dare to neglect the visitor, a paper Taoist flew out of the ground, and rushed to meet the visitor.

It was the real Huanglong, the real Taiyi, and the real Yuding who came to explain and teach the three members of the "Twelve Golden Immortals" organization.

If the prediction is correct, he should come to inquire about the Great Tribulation of Conferred Gods.

After the Battle of Beizhou, Li Changshou deliberately spent 12 years in Sanxian Island to "rehabilitate his wounds". In fact, it was not just for enlightenment and planning, but also for the consideration of "avoiding disasters".

At this time, when facing the Immortal Chanjiao, Li Changshou could say that he was seriously injured at the time and didn't know the specifics, but it turned out that someone with a heart plotted against the Chanjiao...

That way they won't hurt each other's feelings.

No need for Jiejiao, Li Changshou had discussed it carefully with Fairy Yunxiao before making the arrangement.

At that moment, Li Changshou opened the paper Taoist warehouse underground in Anshui City, and flew out a paper Taoist to meet the three Twelve Golden Immortals.

The next game is a real big fight;

In the previous confrontation, most of the disciples of the saints would not be damaged, but in the future, if there is a fighting method, it will be far from being as simple as touching porcelain and reasoning.

Under the catastrophe, the lack of supernatural powers and lack of fate are all turned into ashes.

Leaving aside the fact that Li Changshou met the Three Immortals of Chanjiao in the Sea God Temple, it is said that after Li Changshou left the Lingxiao Palace, Duke Dongmu was summoned by the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sat back on the throne, held the watch, and said, "Mugong, tell me, how should we convict Chang Geng?"

Mu Gong was stunned when he heard it, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is clearly aware!

The Water God acts with discretion and has no second thoughts towards the Heavenly Court. He has made great contributions to the Heavenly Court over the years!

The old minister can testify that all, all of them were forced by the water god to do it! "

"Okay, I don't know Chang Geng yet?"

The Jade Emperor threw away the watch in his hand, "Mu Gong, you only need to find a small crime, and I can punish Chang Geng to go to the Moon Palace to teach Chang'e, and it can be regarded as giving Chang Geng Ai Qing a period of rest and relaxation."