My brother is so stable

"You don't need to be too polite," Li Changshou said with a smile, "His Majesty the Jade Emperor asked me to teach here for ten years, and I hope you will cooperate more in the future.

I am the God of Water in the Heavenly Court, and I am in charge of water affairs in the Three Realms. I only know some rhythms, and I am just a layman in singing and dancing.You can just train as usual.

Ao Yi, bring up all my stuff. "

"Yes!"

Ao Yi suppressed a smile, and immediately greeted;

Two heavenly soldiers carried a barbecue grill and placed it in front of Li Changshou, bowed their heads and hurriedly retreated.

Although the two heavenly soldiers kept reminding themselves not to look sideways, not to look sideways, they couldn't help but take a look...

Stunning fairies carefully selected by three hundred heavenly fairies, dressed in neon dresses and gauze skirts, stood together, causing their hearts to suddenly burst, their faces flushed, and they gradually became idiots.

It is estimated that there is no possibility of a breakthrough in the last 200 years.

Li Changshou roasted his hands on the barbecue grill, and said with a smile: "All this time, His Majesty is giving me a vacation, so you don't have to worry about me."

The three hundred Chang'e looked at Li Changshou curiously, knowing that this was the water god telling them that he did not come for women.

All the fairies bowed and saluted together.

"Yes~"

Yutu: panic, panic.

Why did the water god go to General Wu's place if he had nothing to do?And chatting with General Wu so happily!

These are not important, what is important!

She is a little rabbit spirit, but a little rabbit spirit with a heavenly cultivation level, in front of the water god, she called the water god a pervert!

Can the master save himself?

The master is just a name in the heavenly court, this water god is a minister of power in the heavenly court, he is a ruthless person just by hearing it!

What, what should I do?

Sensing the nervous gaze of the Jade Rabbit girl, Li Changshou calmly took out a book from his sleeve, opened it and read it with relish.

"On One Hundred Ways of Rabbit Meat"

"Hey!"

The Jade Rabbit girl's eyes darkened, and she twitched directly, only shivering.

Rabbit gall, a little bit.

Many fairies also noticed the book in Li Changshou's hand, and many smart people immediately understood the intention of the water god, and each of them covered their mouths and chuckled.

Li Changshou asked: "By the way, why isn't Heng'e here?"

The female fairy in charge bowed forward and reported: "Fairy Heng'e is sick, and she is on sick leave..."

"Oh?"

Li Changshou's face became colder, and he said indifferently: "It seems that I don't have such a thin face anymore."

Clear the relationship with Heng'e and oppose each other.

"Water God," the female fairy hurriedly said, "Fairy Heng'e sent a maid beside her, and Fairy Heng'e is cold-tempered and rarely leaves the Guanghan Palace, so please forgive me, Lord Water God."

Many fairies bowed together: "Please forgive me, Lord Water God!"

Li Changshou wondered, "Where is the maid?"

More than a dozen fairies turned sideways, exposing the girl who was squatting on the ground and about to sneak away.

Li Changshou frowned, his eyes flickered.

His original intention was to give Heng'e a blow, so naturally he wouldn't really make things difficult for Yutu;

But Yutu shuddered, and knelt there, blinking her big eyes, and tears rolled down one by one...

"Water God, please forgive me!"

Before Li Changshou could speak, Yutu had already slumped on the ground, his pink eyes lost their spirit, and murmured:

"You, can you... kill me first and then put it in the pot... I have lived for more than [-] years... In fact, the meat and the meat are old..."

Li Changshou: ...

The surrounding fairies were a little confused, but at this moment they all opened their mouths to plead for the Jade Rabbit.

Li Changshou secretly sighed.

Forget it, if the first plan fails, it will fail, so why compete with a little rabbit.

He cleared his throat, calmly appeared with a bronze mirror, placed it in front of himself, and said to the bronze mirror:

"Can you hear me over there?"

The surface of the bronze mirror vibrated, and a burst of noisy voices came out:

"I heard it! Lord Water God, I heard it here!"

"Wow, I can see the picture now. Is this the Moon Palace? The decorations, the curtains... don't seem to be different."

"Master Water God didn't forget to open the cloud mirror for us after touching the Moon Palace, seriously! Love soldiers like children, true Water God!"

Li Changshou smiled slightly and said:

"In the past ten years, I will pass on my every move in the Moon Palace through these two mirrors.

I just want to tell you that the Moon Palace is not a mysterious place, nor is it a place that male immortals yearn for.

In order to complete the task of singing and dancing, Chang'e train hard every day and night. Every creature has its own business, and doing it well is the meaning of existence. "

Below, a group of fairies showed emotion...

In front of the Water God Mansion, all the heavenly soldiers and generals gathered in front of the big bronze mirror nodded in unison, and then each tried to adjust the angle, wanting to see more pictures.

Li Changshou smiled calmly, took out some ingredients, seasonings, and fine wine from his sleeves, and started today's leisure.

Nothing can prove his innocence better than a live broadcast that lasted ten years.

It's just... You can't shout "Brother Meng wrote the word "steady" on the wall of the Water God's Mansion". This is the first live broadcast in the prehistoric world, and it lacks a little soul.