My brother is so stable

In the main hall of the Taoist temple embedded in the mountain wall, all the disciples sat upright and recited scriptures together.

Li Changshou was sitting in front of the word 'Heaven and Earth', holding a fly whisk in his left hand and a string of beads in his right. He was wearing a Taoist hoop with crane hair as his hair ornament, but he was wearing a Taoist robe of patchwork.

True, Taoist and Buddhist double cultivation.

At the door of the hall, there was a fluffy hand grasping the door frame, followed by a fluffy head.

The stone monkey didn't seem to be nervous at the moment, on the contrary, he was just playing around with the congregation, looking at the 'Bodhi Patriarch' at the door, as if he wanted to test whether he was an Immortal or not.

Li Changshou remained silent. After being pushed, the stone monkey immediately jumped into the hall and bowed down to Li Changshou.

"Disciples pay respects to master, disciples pay respects to master!"

Only then did Li Changshou open his eyes, his expression was neither happy nor angry, and he said slowly: "You want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Yes, yes, disciple apprenticeship, disciple apprenticeship!"

Li Changshou asked: "Do you have a name?"

The stone monkey hurriedly said: "The disciple has no surname or name, please give the teacher a name."

Li Changshou nodded, and then said: "You have a thunderous face and a natural Dao body. You have no karma around your body, and your mouth is clean. Although you are born in a hozen, you have already been educated. When you are a Hu or It's Sun.

In this way, I will give you a grandson surname. "

"Good grandson, good grandson!"

The monkey head yelled again and again, "Please give me another name, Master!"

Li Changshou chuckled softly in his heart.

May you realize the Dao with no regrets, and respect yourself in spite of everything.

This cannot be said in this way, Li Changshou just said: "A poor Taoist cultivator has a way to understand emptiness. If you comprehend the principle of emptiness, let me call you Wukong, how about it?"

The stone monkey savored carefully: "Wukong, Wukong...Sun Wukong! Do we have a name too?"

Li Changshou nodded with a smile, and shook his fly whisk. A male disciple stepped forward to remind the stone monkey to take a seat in the corner, which counted as the apprentice ceremony.

The monkey knew the rules quite well, knelt down and kowtowed for a while.

Li Changshou didn't feel much. After all, this Taoist temple and the disciples here created an environment for the growth of monkeys, and he was only responsible for giving monkeys skills.

For the rest, let Tiandao take care of himself.

After Sun Wukong entered his seat, Li Changshou signaled his disciples to stop chanting and began to explain the scriptures.

Where can Monkey King calm down at this moment?

Although I knew all the words that came out of the master's mouth, when these words were put together, why did I feel dizzy, which was even more confusing than those old gentlemen's dialect scriptures.

But Sun Wukong knew the rules, and he didn't dare to disturb other fellow practitioners. He just stared with big eyes, looked left and right, and fell asleep after a while, his head was like a chicken pecking rice, and his body was like a reed. of reed stalks.

Soon, there was the sound of 'snoring'.

Wukong brought down the whole classroom atmosphere by himself.

Li Changshou almost burst into laughter from the bottom of his heart, but on the surface he was serious, explaining the scriptures unmoved.

All the disciples are also quite happy, but they have to look tense and feel a little uncomfortable.

At sunset, Li Changshou's figure dissipated with the wind, and all the disciples breathed a sigh of relief, and gathered around the sleeping monkey.

"Junior Brother Wukong? Junior Brother Wukong?"

Several male disciples looked at each other, showed a bit of a smirk, and pointed at the monkey, making him fall into a deeper sleep.

After half a day...

"Ok?"

The monkey opened his eyes in a daze, only to find that he was hung on a big tree, and the ropes tied to his body still had a little magic power left.

He couldn't help being quite embarrassed when he thought of his own class before, and when he turned his head and saw that it was in the backyard of the Taoist temple, he was somewhat relieved.

How did you fall asleep?

How did he fall asleep?

It's the first time I practice Taoism, it's normal for me to be unable to keep up with the class, and it's like listening to heavenly scriptures. How can this be...

hum ~ hum ~

The monkey shivered subconsciously, looked up slightly, and couldn't help swallowing.

The rope that bound him was looped around the trunk, and there was a honeycomb no more than three inches away from the rope.

Master's way of punishing people, how can he use the same way as himself to tease the little monkey?

Sun Wukong looked left and right, he saw no one around, his body swayed like a fish, slipped out of the rope bondage, and disappeared without a trace.

That's it?

Sun Wukong shrugged his shoulders and went back to the residence he had known before, but he was secretly worried about how he could keep up with the progress of the teacher's lecture.

……

"Oh, it's so boring to be a marshal or something."

Tianting, beside the Tianhe River.

A newly promoted Grand Admiral of the Tianhe Navy, wearing a light gold battle armor, was lying on the grassy embankment of the Tianhe River, with a dead grass in his mouth, complaining pretendingly.

Ao Yi, who was playing with the jade talisman in his hand, couldn't help saying: "It's quite boring."

Bian Zhuang squirmed and leaned over, "What's wrong? Brother, why did you get promoted?"

"That's the commander-in-chief of the Heavenly Soldiers of the Three Thousand Worlds," Ao Yi slowly shook his head, "It's not a high-ranking official, but I'm here to take over from Brother Jinpeng."

"Jin Peng..."

Bian Zhuang murmured, and then suddenly realized: "So that's what happened."

"What?" Ao Yi asked with a frown.

"A few days ago, Jin Pengniao got drunk and said some things that shouldn't be said in public," Bian Zhuang sighed, "This general has great abilities and supernatural powers, and he can surely rank among the top ten generals in the Heavenly Court.

But it's just too crazy. "