Above All Beings in the NBA

I heard that you can shoot blindly. The Lakers players on the field are all like chicken blood. Even the water dispenser administrators off the field are praying that the Lakers will quickly open the score so that they can go up to the meeting. With good data, he will be signed by that blind team next season.Nonsence!It's the team with the eye and the bead.

To say that the happiest drinking fountain administrator in the entire league may belong to the Lakers. He has the opportunity to appear in almost every game, and the time is not short, and he can be allocated an average of 7 to 8 minutes.

The second half of the game begins.

The big guys from the Lakers no longer have sore waists and legs. Even Tucker dared to face Anthony's big butt. Farmar can also chase after Iverson and eat ashes. Anyway, just one word, reckless!

Anthony found that his buttocks did not push Tucker, "This group of people went to halftime to smoke marijuana? So excited."

"Damn it, why is this kid's expression so enjoyable?" Anthony found that Tucker's expression changed from pain to a little bit of pleasure when he went down the third butt.

DUANG!!!

Tucker finally defended Anthony once.

Wang Hao received the rebound.

"Come on, Tucker, I'll teach you how to play dislocation."

Wang Hao took Camby to find Tucker. Tucker and Wang Hao played a wall-hitting match, and Wang Hao took Anthony directly to the inside.

Leaning on Anthony and reaching out, Kobe passed the ball directly.

"Hee hee hee! I'm sorry Cameron." With one hand against Anthony Wang Hao, he directly hooked the ball with the other hand and scored.

Anthony: "WQNMN, NMBD what the hell is 211 hooking me under the basket? Are you still human?"

Wang Hao doesn't have time to pay attention to Anthony's little emotions, he has to return to defense.

"Understand? Tucker."

"Understood, but no, I can hook." Tucker spread his hands.

"...Forget it. I'll teach you later during training." Wang Hao was defeated by Tucker's cuteness.

"Boy, who is more suitable for me?" The playful Kobe was also attracted by this simple and effective way of scoring.

"Of course we did the pick-and-roll, Camby couldn't keep up with you, and the AI ​​couldn't guard my jumper."

The Nuggets attacked, and Iverson followed suit, picking and rolling with Camby.Camby blocked Kobe, but Wang Hao's speed was even faster than Kobe's. Iverson jumped up and realized that there was a big hand covering his head, and Wang Hao's body blocked Iverson's body. Iverson, who couldn't see the basket, could only throw the ball to the backboard based on his feeling.

Snapped!

The basketball was shot by Wang Hao.Tucker pouted his butt against Anthony and grabbed the ball.

The Lakers attack, and Kobe Lowau controls the ball.

"He doesn't catch the ball anymore." Just as Camby breathed a sigh of relief, Wang Hao moved and came over to pick and roll Kobe.Iverson, who was defending Kobe, had no chance of squeezing through the pick-and-roll, and could only watch Kobe break through Camby and dash towards the inside.

DUANG!!!

Kobe completed the attack with a dunk.

Anthony's mentality was a little bit fried, so he went directly to Wang Hao, "Boy, if we have the ability, let's go one-on-one. What kind of a guy is a pick-and-roll like a softie?"

"Heh! Anthony is really full of quackery, you have to teach him a lesson." Wang Hao thought.

"Cameron, the arena is not about fighting and killing. The arena is about the world. How can you be so reckless to be the boss if you don't agree with each other?" Wang Hao directly entangled Anthony with some seemingly reasonable words.

"The rivers and lakes are not about fighting and killing. The rivers and lakes are about people's understanding of the world. It makes sense, this kid can't be a hidden big brother?" Anthony directly gave Wang Hao'an the title of a low-key big brother.

Successfully diverted Anthony's thoughts to heads-up, and Anthony continued to target his butt.Nonsence!It was placed on the singles taco.

The two teams continue to fight like gods. You beat the mountains with one move, and I reverse Kunlun with one move. Anyway, you beat you and I beat mine. I play like that, but I can't stand the Lakers' reasonable play. Every shot is misplaced. The Nuggets rely entirely on the personal abilities of Anthony and Iverson.At 9 minutes into the third quarter, the Lakers completely opened the score at 97:66.The Zen master directly replaced Kobe Wang Hao.

At the beginning of the fourth quarter, the Nuggets directly sent the water dispenser lineup, completely cutting off the hope of Wang Hao and Kobe's appearance.Another boring three-quarter check-in.The game ended with the joyful irrigation of the Lakers bench.The Lakers defeated the Nuggets 117:100.

Post-match press conference.

Reporter: "Do you still want to ask the Raptors? Mr. Tyrant."

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Wang Hao: "Just let me know if they have any changes."

Reporter: "You used such rogue tactics to win this game, do you feel a bit invincible?"

Wang Hao: "Are you here to tease me? Do I want to fight with him like a knight in the Middle Ages? I suggest you read the Chinese art of war by Sun Tzu, where will give you the answer."

Reporter: "Tyrant, you..."

Wang Hao waved his hand and rudely interrupted the reporter, "I don't want to answer your questions, because our IQs are not equal."

Reporter: "... (I really want to fill your ass with a microphone) Kobe..."

Kobe: "Do you think I have a lower IQ than Wang Hao?"

reporter:"....."

Zen master: "It's getting late, the old man is not in good health and needs to rest, let's stop here today"

On the second day, a forum--"The Lakers rookies are defiant, do you think the NBA is mentally handicapped? "

Upstairs +1

Upstairs +1

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"Kneeling to the major media to raise the selection criteria for journalists, communicating with the mentally retarded is tiring, and it is easy to lower your own IQ"

Wang Hao followed up with a post.

Chapter 152 Shocked Alliance, Calm Wang Hao

The later basketball concept of "infinite dislocation" completed a perfect debut in 2006.

Early the next morning, Wang Hao was dragged to Zen master's office by Kobe in a daze.

Zen Master, Kupchak, and the chief assistant coach of the Lakers are all there, except for Wang Hao and Kobe.

"Wang Hao, I need to know the details of your tactics yesterday."

The Zen master spoke first, and a group of people stared straight at Wang Hao, making Wang Hao's hair stand on end.

"Calm down, calm down, don't look at me like that, I'll get nervous, isn't it just a tactic, as for?"

Kobe directly threw an old punch, "Hurry up, kid, don't talk to your mother-in-law."