Plane Copy Master

this?Is there a space-time paradox?

Chapter 1057: The Disgusted Patriarch Bodhi

The cottage in Futou Mountain was very lively because of the banquet.

But on a hill not far away, an old man was looking at the direction of the Ax Gang cottage in the dark, with a gentle and benevolent look in his eyes, and whispered in his mouth: "Hey, I was still taken a step ahead by the monster." Today, my Bodhi patriarch must find a way to rescue these innocent people!"

Looking at the appearance of the Bodhi Patriarch, he looked a little nondescript. He was wearing a white shirt, which looked neither like a Taoist robe nor a Buddhist robe.

Looking at his bald head, it is reasonable to say that he should be a Buddhist, but he holds a whisk in his hand, which looks like a Taoist, half Buddha and half Taoist, which makes it hard to define.

With a thought, Patriarch Bodhi jumped and flew in the direction of the ax gang, looking like a master.

It's just that I just saw that it was flying halfway, and suddenly, I fell down and fell on the ground like a dog eating shit. The posture of an expert just now disappeared immediately!

With a bah sound, Patriarch Bodhi lifted his head up, spit out the sand in his mouth, and looked in the direction of the ax gang's cottage with a horrified expression, as if he had seen something unbelievable.

"Huh? Why is there an old guy here!? Hey, who are you!? Are you peeking at me peeing!?"

Next to him, the blind man came out with his trouser belt at this moment, looked at Patriarch Bodhi who was lying on the ground, tightened his belt, and said with a look of surprise and anger.

"Well, don't get me wrong, the old man just accidentally walked and fell, and he definitely didn't mean to peek at you peeing!" Patriarch Bodhi's eyebrows twitched, and he hastily clarified.

After all, he is also a fairy, right?Being framed for watching someone pee?If this can be spread out, do I still want to lose my face?

"It's just wrestling? Then who are you? Why did you come to our Axe Gang!?" Looking suspiciously at Patriarch Bodhi in front of him, after thinking about it, the blind man was still a little worried and asked questioningly.

"My name is Patriarch Bodhi. I'm an immortal. I'm here to rescue you!" Patriarch Bodhi said after listening to the blind man's questioning words.

"Immortal!?" Hearing the ordinary old man's words, the blind man was shocked. Obviously, this was the first time someone said such words to him.

"That's right, I'm a god!" Nodding his head, Patriarch Bodhi looked proud and seemed to be saying, come and worship me.

However, the blind man stretched out his finger, inserted it into his nostril, dug out a lump of booger, curled his lips, and said, "Will the gods still fall to the ground? I am blind, but I am not a fool. I want to lie to you." There is no door! I will call the brothers out now and hack you to death!"

"Wait!" Listening to the blind man's words, it seemed that he was about to yell, but Patriarch Bodhi's face changed, and he shouted anxiously, "I can prove it!"

"Proof? How do you prove it?" Although the blind man still looked at Patriarch Bodhi suspiciously, he didn't rush to shout when he heard that he could prove his identity.

"I have a stack of invisibility talismans here, as long as I put them on, I can become invisible. Look, I am like this!" Taking out a stack of talismans, Patriarch Bodhi directly stuck them on himself. Sure enough, in front of the eyes of the blind man, this The figure of Patriarch Bodhi disappeared instantly.

"Eh? Really gone? Hey? Immortal? You, are you gone!?" Seeing Patriarch Bodhi's invisibility talisman take effect with his own eyes, the blind man widened his eyes, surprised and delighted, and shouted at the same time .

"Stop shouting, I'm here, I haven't left!" Following the words of the blind man, Patriarch Bodhi took off the invisibility talisman on his body, revealing his own figure.

"Immortal! I can see you!"

As Patriarch Bodhi showed his figure, the blind man looked extremely excited, and rushed over, hugged Patriarch Bodhi's thigh, and said: "You don't know, when people tell fortunes since childhood, they say I have Xianyuan, I can meet gods in this life, and then go to heaven with them, but after waiting for so many years, I didn't get it, but it made me go through hardships, and I was reduced to today's field. Unexpectedly, when I was desperate, I finally let I'm waiting for you!"

"Immortal! Are you here to take me to heaven!?" At the end, the blind man looked excited and expectant, and stared closely at Patriarch Bodhi. That look really made it hard to refuse.

"Wait, wait first, have you misunderstood something?" Seeing the blind man hugging his thigh, Patriarch Bodhi looked dazed, unable to react.

"God, don't be so busy rejecting him, it's a big deal, just wait on you for a while..." Listening to the words of Patriarch Bodhi, the blind man tried his best to look charming. Gently rubbed against Zu's thigh.

"Go aside!"

Feeling the blind man's hand stroking his thigh, Patriarch Bodhi only felt a chill, as if there were many caterpillars crawling on his body, his legs shook, and the blind man fell to the ground directly.

"Oh, dead ghost..." However, the blind man who was knocked to the ground lay down on the ground with the posture of a little woman, and said, "I didn't expect you, dead ghost, to be so impatient? You can't wait!" If you do, you will push them away!"

"Stop, stop, and talk!"

A man who is not very good-looking, but deliberately made this charming posture of a woman, makes people sick, the ancestor Bodhi shouted in a low voice, interrupted him directly, and said: "Let me ask you a question, you If you answer me honestly, I can consider taking you to heaven!"

"Really? You should have said it earlier! I have wasted so much energy!" Hearing what Patriarch Bodhi said, the blind man straightened his face, got up from the ground, and looked at Patriarch Bodhi seriously. Zu asked: "Tell me, what do you want to ask!?"

"Huh..." Seeing that the blind man finally became serious, Patriarch Bodhi secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and let out a breath of foul air, and immediately approached the cottage of the Axe Gang, pointing in the direction of Wuyan, saying : "Let me ask you, who is that man? Do you recognize him?"

"Him? He seems to be the concubine of Chunsanniang, right? He just came here today. I remember it seems to be called Wuyan!" Hearing the question from Patriarch Bodhi, the blind man replied.

The blind man's answer shocked Patriarch Bodhi, as if he had heard something terrible:

"Wu Yan!? It really is him! He disappeared for 500 years! Has he appeared again!?"

Chapter 1058: Out of the Nest

West Tianling Mountain, Daleiyin Temple.

In the Daleiyin Temple, a Buddha with a big belly and a smile on his face is sitting on the lotus platform, and he keeps spitting out Zen sounds, which makes the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas around the Daleiyin Temple mesmerized. .

There is only one Buddha, sitting aside, with a calm expression, and it seems out of place with everything around him.

After a long time, the Buddha, who was sitting on the lotus platform, stopped talking about Zen sounds.

The surrounding Bodhisattvas said in unison: "Thank you Maitreya Buddha!"

Yes, Maitreya Buddha, there are three generations of Buddhas in Buddhism, that is, the past Buddha Burning Lamp Buddha, the present Buddha Tathagata Buddha and the future Buddha Maitreya Buddha.

If it is explained in the way of the mortal world, Buddhism is equivalent to a court, then the lamp-burning Buddha is equivalent to the Supreme Emperor, and the Tathagata Buddha is the emperor.

As for Maitreya Buddha?It is the role of the prince.

Originally, the person in charge of Buddhism has always been the Tathagata. As long as nothing happens to him, there will be no mistakes if he has been in charge of Buddhism for hundreds of thousands or millions of years.

However, something unexpected happened.

Today's Ten Thousand Buddhas Pilgrimage, Tathagata Buddha naturally also came, and he sat beside him with a calm expression, looking calmly at Maitreya Buddha on the lotus platform, and the breeze blew, lifting a corner of his cassock.

It turned out that the left arm of the Tathagata Buddha had long since disappeared.

Losing an arm, his practice was greatly reduced, and the Tathagata Buddha also stepped down, and Maitreya Buddha took over the power of Buddhism.

After the assembly of ten thousand Buddhas dispersed, Tathagata also left Daleiyin Temple together with other Buddhas.

Since the handover of the Buddhist power 500 years ago, this Daleiyin Temple is no longer the ashram of the Tathagata, and he has moved out.

However, after Tathagata left Daleiyin Temple, suddenly, he saw a half-Buddha, half-Dao figure, greeted him, and then bowed and saluted: "Bodhi Patriarch, I have seen Buddha!"

"Old Patriarch Bodhi? Why did you come to see me!?" Tathagata Buddha looked calmly at Patriarch Bodhi in front of him and asked.

"Buddha, I have something important to tell you. Some monsters have heard the news that Tang Seng is about to be born in Wuyue Mountain, and they have already gone to catch Tang Seng in advance, and..." Hearing Buddha's inquiry, Patriarch Bodhi said.

"You should report this matter to Maitreya Buddha!" ​​However, before Patriarch Bodhi finished speaking, Tathagata Buddha shook his head and interrupted him.

As soon as the words fell, the Tathagata Buddha didn't intend to stay any longer. He moved away and left in the distance.