beauty world

"Hey, you are a man, will you let the whole world know?" The wretched girl asked me back with a smile, which made me stunned.

"That's not going to be..." Thinking of my experience of fleeing here and there in the past few months, I shook my head again and again.

"Isn't that enough? Rare things are more expensive. If the martial arts secrets of those masters are leaked out, the society will flood with masters, and the value of the master will be depreciated. Therefore, the master is a low-key person. Haha. But Every four years at the Martial Arts League Conference, you can still see some masters. For example, my mother is the current leader of the Martial Arts League. In the case of some hidden masters who are not bubbling, my mother's martial arts skills are also fresh. Someone caught up. Hehe."

The wretched girl seemed very proud of her status as a martial arts family, and gave me a wicked smile.

"Is your mother very good? She can run faster than the world [-]-meter champion, and jump higher than the world high jump champion?" I asked curiously.

When I asked this question, the wretched girl narrowed her eyes and said, "This is the most layman's and idiot's way of asking. It would be meaningless to practice martial arts like this. Indeed, if you want a martial arts master to compete with some world 100-meter champions It may not be possible to win. Because in addition to explosive power, those competitions also require physical exertion and endurance. Martial arts competitions only need a few seconds, or even one step and one wave. I dare say, my mother, Including many martial arts masters, although they may not be able to compare with those world champions in the 10-meter dash, but if they compare the speed of 20 meters or 10 meters, they must win. And you know, the fastest runner in the world now Fast, the running frequency of Alina Benjamin, who recorded 43 seconds in the 50 meters, is actually about the same as that of a 1-year-old aunt. The reason why she and some runners run fast is entirely due to the bouncing power of the feet, but the frequency of raising the legs However, a real martial arts master can increase his running frequency in a short period of time. Others can raise their legs 5 times in a second, but a martial arts master can make himself raise his legs 10 times by developing his potential. The explosive power within the time is amazing. How about it, isn’t it amazing?”

"Damn...that's not amazing." Hearing the explanation of the wretched girl, I finally couldn't help but swear, and I looked at the wretched girl excitedly, "Then you can teach me martial arts? Like those masters?"

"Hey, you, it is basically impossible to become a master. You are in your 20s, and your bone line is basically closed. It is difficult to exercise your bones. People practice martial arts between the ages of five and 16. You have passed the golden age long ago. But... your fat body, hehe, can still be exercised into muscles. If you are willing to study hard, learn some skills, and develop your potential, you can still have a lot It's been improved, and if you learn how to tap acupuncture points, at least you can bully our battalion commanders. Also, if you know how to tap acupuncture points, you can kill people without using weapons. How about you? Want to learn ?"

I still feel a little bit disappointed when I heard the wretched girl say that I have passed the golden age. Just now I listened to the wretched girl's explanation, and thought that I was just like the protagonists in those martial arts novels. Tell me the fact that I have passed the best period of martial arts.However, the wretched girl told me that I could learn some acupressure techniques. When I think of the sunflower acupressure hand in "Wulin Biography" that can fix people's bodies, and the wretched girl's pointing female wolf's head laughingly before, I still want to do it. If you are interested, if you can learn acupressure, you can still use it when you encounter danger in the future. Even if you don’t encounter danger, it’s good to learn to play by yourself.And the wretched girl also said that she can bully the hot girl after learning acupuncture techniques... Although this is a joke, when I think of the scene of the hot girl with a helpless expression on her serious and angry face, there is still an inexplicable feeling excitement.

"Okay! I want to learn! Can you... really teach me?"

"Of course." The wretched girl smiled, and I was overjoyed, but when I saw her wretched smile, I started to sweat, and an ominous premonition flooded my heart.

"But. If you learn martial arts from me, it means I'm your master, right?"

"Uh... Do you still want to be a teacher?"

"Of course I want to be a teacher!" The wretched girl frowned, and said, "If you really want to learn, why don't you kneel down and kowtow three times like on TV?"

Fuck me... This wretched girl is playing with me.

But there is no way, after all, he has real skills, and in order to learn some skills, I will ask a teacher.Anyway, the wretched girl is also a beauty, and it would be nice to have a beautiful master.

Thinking of this, I thought of the legendary story of Yang Guo and Xiaolongnv from master-student to lover in "The Legend of Condor Heroes"... Uh, I thought of something bad again, so it's better to stop in time.

"Okay. Master. I knelt down to the wretched girl and kowtowed three times. Xiao Bai was stunned by my actions. She obviously couldn't imagine that my master would kneel to others.

"You hehe, not bad, I think you are very sincere. In this case, I will accept you as an apprentice." The wretched girl smiled, and then she suddenly stretched out her hands and rubbed her thumbs and hands in front of me. index finger.

At first, I didn't understand what the wretched girl meant by rubbing her fingers, and there was a blank expression on my face.

"Hey... disciple, I have already worshiped my teacher, so I have to pay the tuition fee? One thousand a month, [-]% discount for one year, one price, [-]... no bargaining is accepted, dear."

Hearing what the wretched girl said, and seeing the grinning smile on the wretched girl's face than the old witch of Sun Moon Village, I immediately knew that I had been tricked by this wretched girl, and my expression froze.

"I got a @#￥%...&*(!!"

I Yang Jiandong said:

Hey, the protagonist is about to start to be awesome.We won't exaggerate like in martial arts novels, but the basic fighting ability will still be there. ps: The 3900 words in the previous chapter cost everyone a lot, and the 3459 words in this chapter will try to repay everyone

Chapter 144

What the wretched girl said really scared me. After being mentioned by the wretched girl, I realized that I didn't know where my previous jewels went, and I didn't know if the hot girl knew the whereabouts of those jewels.But for the time being I am penniless.

"Master, I'm in a tight spot right now. I don't have any money? Can it be postponed?"

"Delay?" The wretched girl frowned, then relieved, and then said with a smirk, "Hey hey, you can delay the payment, of course, but the [-]% monthly late fee~~ still can't be less~~"

"...Uh, I said Master, you are too wretched!" I cried out, but I still wanted to laugh.

"Wretched?... How do you know my nickname? Mark Hey Hey~~"

"..."

"Hey, I won't say much. The lunch break is coming to an end. If you stay any longer, you'll come to me and ask." The wretched girl looked at her watch and phone and said, "Hey, apprentice, although I don't I know who you are. But I heard from Da Shixiong that you were hunted down by people from the government, and you are hiding now, right? If you are interested in joining our alliance, we can protect you. There are many martial arts in our alliance But only men can learn, hehe. When there were men in the world hundreds of years ago, it was men who set all kinds of human body limit records, not women."

"There is a ridiculous rule in our alliance, which was left by the leader more than 240 years ago. It says that as soon as a man appears in this world, he must be recruited into the alliance no matter what. As long as he has moral and physical qualities If you can get by, then you should push him to be the leader. If there is a man, the leader of the martial arts alliance must be a man, because only a man can truly pass on various martial arts and carry them forward~~~"

"Uh... there is such a rule?" I was taken aback by what the wretched girl said.Damn, is it possible that the wretched girl wants me to be the leader?

"Yes, there are, but they are all outdated rules hundreds of years ago. Who still abides by them now? However, I am just curious to see if you, the legendary man, are really as godlike as you are in the legend. You have two hands."

"Then you... start teaching me today?"

"Today? Hehe, today is not enough, apprentice, look at your body, your body is full of fat, your belly is full of oil, your steps are frivolous and your blood is insufficient, how can you practice martial arts? If you really want to practice, you should start by exercising muscles and massaging acupuncture points. Let's get started. Wait until you have smoothed out the piece of meat on your stomach, and then mastered the most basic massage and acupuncture techniques to nourish yourself."

"Acupoints? But I don't know anything about acupuncture points. Could you teach me?"

"Hehe, well... As a teacher, my energy is limited. You still have to learn basic theories such as acupuncture points." The wretched girl smiled, and then took out a blue book from her pocket. The booklet winked at me and said, "Hey, I'll sell you the miniature version of "The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic" for a cheap price. The price is 15 yuan, and the postage is free, dear."

"..."

"Master, you are engaged in pyramid schemes!"

……

In this way, in order to learn some kung fu from the wretched girl, I still worshiped the wretched girl as my "teacher" and temporarily established my status. Of course, I still have to call her the deputy battalion commander in front of outsiders.Although the wretched girl is a bit wretched, she is still easy to get along with, because I didn't bring any money, so she lent me her mini-book of "Huang Di Nei Jing" about acupuncture points. I'm dubious about her words, but after all, she has already shown her skills, and I am indeed a little bit interested.In this era, there are no online games, no novels, and no TV and movies to play or watch. Even if I can learn a little bit of acupressure and other knowledge to pass the time by myself, it is good.

The wretched girl gave me steamed stuffed buns, cheated me of my tuition fees, and left. After that, I stood guard there with Xiaobai and the female wolf head all afternoon.It was the hottest part of the day around 2pm, and since we were on guard all day and there was no one to replace us, I was literally standing dizzy.In the end, I couldn't bear my temper and sat down anywhere. Anyway, no one was checking around, so it's okay to be lazy.

Of course, Xiaobai is still a little puzzled because I worship the wretched girl as a teacher.

"Master, aren't you a god? Why do you still want to learn Kung Fu?"

"Stupid girl, although I am the reincarnation of a god, my body is still a mortal. Practicing martial arts can prolong my life and make me immortal. I can ascend to the sky and become a god again!" Xiaobai's brain is not working well, although I still don't believe her expression, but she has always believed in my words, and she didn't ask any more questions after I explained it indiscriminately.

In this way, we stood until the evening when it was getting dark, and the hot girl came to tell us that we don't need to stand guard.Seeing me, Xiaobai and the female wolf head sitting on the ground, the hot girl looked a little gloomy, but she didn't say anything, just reminding us that we can go to dinner and go to bed.I was so relieved at that time.After standing all afternoon, I was already sweating profusely, drenched, hungry and tired.

"It's finally over, I'm exhausted, my feet are almost broken." I swung my arms and exhaled heavily.

"Exhausted? Is it called exhausted just like you? Huh!" The hot girl sneered and said, "Have you ever seen a real soldier standing guard? When I was a platoon leader, I was on guard at the border guards in Xinjiang. It was just one day and one night! It was snowing and raining that night, it was freezing cold, and the temperature was dozens of degrees below zero, but I just didn't move!"

I was really shocked to hear the hot girl tell me.I have always thought that the hot girl looks like a regular soldier, but I didn't expect that she really has a lot of backbone.

"Okay... you are amazing, you are the best in the world." I am a little surprised and admired the hot girl.

"What's so awesome? This is the backbone of a soldier, understand! You are not real soldiers, so I won't talk about you! But if you are my subordinates and I see you squatting here and being lazy, I'm sure To punish you severely, you must be made to run a hundred laps around the barracks!"

The hot girl scolded us severely, and the cold words made me, an informal soldier, feel aggrieved.I just want to live a stable life, I don't want to be a soldier.

But I definitely wouldn't say this in front of the hot girl, otherwise I wouldn't be able to escape her reprimand.

So I can only nod and bow to the hot girl to express my gratitude for her tolerance and understanding for the three of us.

In the end, the hot girl couldn't help but said a few words to us about our lack of climate and finally let us go back to the base camp.At that time, the dinner time was almost past, and there were not many people in the cafeteria. I helped Xiaobai and the female wolf to eat at the window, and then I ate dinner in the corner. Three bowls of rice, and two more steamed buns before it was over.What makes me even more headache is that the female wolf head can't use chopsticks and is picky eater. She directly grabs the chicken legs and dried plums with her hands, but refuses to eat rice. Seeing this scene, I have to use chopsticks to mix dried plums and shredded pork with rice Together, the female wolf has no choice but to eat together.However, it is still a big problem that the female wolf head can't use chopsticks, and I don't know how to teach her. All the rice I picked up fell into the bowl, and because the chopsticks can only pick up a small amount of food at a time, the female wolf head has no patience. In the end, you still have to use your hands.It was really difficult for me to see the female wolf head using her hands. Fortunately, there are not many people in the cafeteria, and we are in the corner, otherwise we will be finished if we are seen.

Fortunately, in addition to the chopsticks, there is also a small rice spoon in the cafeteria. I asked the female wolf head to use the small rice spoon to slowly spoon the rice, and she could barely learn it. Using a spoon is better than using chopsticks. In the end, under my patient guidance, the female wolf head I still learned to use a spoon. Although the movements are awkward, I am very relieved.

Because I was sweating all over, I wanted to take a bath after eating.The training in the army is very hard, especially now that we are facing a period of war, the military training is even more strict and cruel.