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At that time, I was also very confused, and I couldn't figure out the situation all of a sudden. After seeing my masculinity, these women suddenly called me the master, and asked me to forgive and forgive them?

"Master, you call her master?" When the gloomy girl heard Xiaobai call me master, her face became even more bewildered.

"Well, the master's name is the master..." Facing the gloomy woman's question, Xiao Bai replied foolishly.

"Master...Master...Master...Master..." The gloomy woman repeated the name repeatedly, but her face was even uglier.

"Master is the honorific name for my master's servants... She, she is my master's servant!" A female bandit screamed in horror, and then the other female robbers became even more flustered. As a result, they all rushed towards me desperately. He kowtowed to Xiaobai non-stop, as if he really regarded me as a god and descended to earth.

Although I was startled by the unexpected situation in front of me, I didn't stay in a daze for a while. After Xiaobai and I looked at each other in blank dismay, I quickly regained my senses.I’ve seen a lot of such plots in 21st century TV dramas. It’s nothing more than a minority who has a certain belief meets someone who is similar to the god or hero they worship, and then mistakenly regards him as a god. down to earth.

This kind of plot can be said to be old-fashioned, I really didn't expect that one day I would encounter such a thing.

Looking at the kneeling female robbers in front of me, I felt a sense of relief. Although the incident happened suddenly, it seemed that they would at least not be able to rob me again.

I looked at the gloomy woman who had been threatening to me just now, but now she knelt in front of me and begged for mercy. My brain froze for a moment, then I tightened my pants, coughed, pretended to be majestic, and said:

"Ahem... It's good to know that I am the owner. None of you are allowed to say anything about me, you know?" I was still very guilty when I was talking. Although I am a man, I am not What kind of master, I can't even speak the language of ethnic minorities, it would be bad if I cheated.

Hearing that I finally claimed to be the owner, the gloomy girl and the others were even more frightened. She kowtowed a few more times and said in a panic:

"Yes! Of! (Yes, yes) We must keep it secret! We must keep it secret! My lord's coming to the world is a secret, we dare not reveal it! If we violate the will of my lord, we will cut off our tongues and die!"

The gloomy girl was so frightened that she couldn't speak smoothly. Mandarin and local dialect were mixed together, and her speech was anxious and irritable, in a mess, but at least I was sure that they would not reveal the secret that I was a man, and that was enough .

What the gloomy girls said gave me an inexplicable sense of pride.I looked at the gloomy woman, and then said with an emphasis:

"Well, that's good. Also, why don't you return all my things to me?"

Hearing my order, the gloomy woman's face turned pale again, and hurriedly returned all the money and bank cards that had been seized from me, and then stumbled to her knees on the ground, kowtowing non-stop.

"The villain offended the owner, even ate the guts of a dog, and had no intention of snatching the owner's fetish, I, I really deserve to die... [-] deaths are not enough..."

I took the bank card and money with some guilty conscience, and kept the original serious look on my face.I know that the play has to be very similar.

"It's good to know, I will spare you this time, if you dare to stop me next time, I will definitely... let you have a taste of hellfire!" Hellfire is a unique move in Fantasy Westward Journey, I temporarily He couldn't think of any torture that could intimidate these women, so he casually said a few words to intimidate them.

I didn't expect them to be so intimidated by me that they knocked on the ground even harder, and even a female robber knelt on the ground and shivered.

"Don't dare! Don't dare! Please forgive us!"

"My lord is merciful!"

"Crackling..."

Looking at the appearance of this group of female robbers, I really found it funny. I thought Xiaobai was already stupid enough, but now it seems that there are people out there.

"In this case, let's go first. You must do more good deeds and accumulate merits in the future, otherwise I will use my anger to burn you all to ashes!" I was a little addicted to playing for a while, and I dared to threaten them again A few words.

"Yes!... We will definitely do what my lord says... We will never dare to steal other people's property again..." The gloomy woman hurriedly took the lead to promise, her face full of horror.

"That's good." Seeing the gloomy girl frightened into such a state by me, I was a little proud.Then I took Xiaobai's hand, "Let's go."

"Master, this..."

"Go!" I emphasized my tone, and then winked at Xiaobai.

Xiaobai still hadn't recovered from such a sudden situation, I hurriedly gave her a wink before she was dressed, and then pulled her away quickly.While I haven't worn out, I'd better go as far as possible.

But I had only walked a few steps when someone hugged my waist suddenly. I was startled, and then slowly turned my head, only to find that the gloomy woman hugged my waist, and the other female robbers also hugged me. They all followed.

"Wait, my lord, you can't leave yet!"

The gloomy girl hugged my waist tightly, her eyes were bright and her expression was extremely serious and serious.

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At that time, the gloomy girl hugged me suddenly, which really shocked me. For a brief moment, I thought I was cheating, but when I heard the words "my lord", I still realized that the gloomy girl didn't see through me. .

"... What else is there?" I stopped and asked in a calm tone as much as possible.In fact, I was really nervous, after all, the other party was a robber, even if I deceived her by using my identity as the owner, what if she knew that I was not the real owner, but just an ordinary man?

"My lord... We know that you must have something important to come here... But before that, can I ask you to meet our 'sister guide'? She is also your devout believer, if you think she is qualified Perhaps you could take her as an apprentice if you could,"

"Guide sister? Who is it?" I asked in astonishment.

"She is our boss. Although she is also a robber, she really worships you. She worships you in the ancestral hall every day before going out. Her belief in you is no less than that of the 'saint' in the clan. I think if you want us to wash our hands, you can go and negotiate with her, she will definitely listen to you..."

Damn, it turns out that the so-called sister guide is "sister thief", that is, the boss of the female robbers.But who is the "saint" that the gloomy girl said?Do they still have tribes or something?

I was made even more blurred.

"Saint... who is it? What are you doing?" I asked with some doubts.

Hearing what I said, the gloomy girl and the others froze, and they all looked at each other for a while.

"My lord, the saint is your emissary, the one who is responsible for offering sacrifices to you from generation to generation in the clan, and then maintains your prestige..."

Damn, what age is this, there is such a thing as a saint, and it's not like writing a novel.But it seems that what the gloomy woman said is true, she and her female robbers belong to a certain ethnic minority, and their ethnic group has a peculiar male belief, and regards men who disappeared completely more than 200 years ago as gods worship.That's probably it.but

"Oh, that's it... always, I'm busy, I don't want to go, just let your 'guide sister' worship me every day!" Just kidding, if I stay and follow them into the robber's den, I will be finished, this life I guess they won't come out.And looking at the weird outfits of the group of girls with disheveled hair, I don't want to have too much interaction with them. Although I haven't settled down yet, I can't deal with people on the road no matter what.

"Don't! My lord, I beg you, please come with us to meet the guide sister. The guide sister has been your believer since she was 6 years old. She has worshiped your idol every day for so many years. She She is really devout, please go and meet her!"

The sullen girl grabbed the corner of my clothes and begged desperately, her eyes were still full of sincerity, she had a fierce face when she wanted to rob me before, but now after treating me as the owner of something, she suddenly softened With this appearance, it seems that religion has really poisoned people a lot, turning all shrewd women into mindless "believers".

"Master, she seems to be really sincere..." Xiaobai interjected from the side, this silly girl really has no brains, seeing her appearance, she forgot the scene where she was threatening with a knife.

I was just about to train this stupid girl with no brains, but the situation is urgent now. I wanted to drag Xiaobai away several times, but the gloomy girl and a group of female robbers all surrounded me.

"My lord, you must go see the guide sister!"

"My lord, can you please stop? Our sister-in-law wants to see you very much!"

"My lord, I am also your believer..."

"My lord, if you don't mind, let me be your believer too? I will follow you to the ends of the earth..."

Fuck me, are these women really brainless? But they followed me like tails, they followed me a few steps, and then they still pulled me, and even said they wanted me to take them away. They become disciples and take them to heaven, and they want me to give them favors, but I really can't go, and there is no way to go on like this.

"Okay, then I'll go see your leading sister." I really can't leave, and Xiaobai said that the female robbers are so pitiful, so I can only agree with the gloomy girls to go to their "robber cottage" ".

After hearing that I agreed to meet their "guide sister", the gloomy girl was overjoyed, but my heart was heavy, and it would make people ashamed to say such a thing as going to the bandit base camp.If I were to die in the 21st century, it would be impossible for me to go to that kind of place, but now there is no other way.