"My lord, please let us clean the artifact for you."

I Yang Jiandong said:

Hahahaha, are you happy?The coolness is yet to come... Occasionally, it's cool to be obsessed

Chapter 74 Thousands of Women Worship

Before, because I smelled the body fragrance of Princess Changyue, the yurt was already high-spirited, but now the three saintesses suddenly knelt in front of my steps, and they still wanted to wipe the "magic weapon" for me, which really scared me a lot .

Kneeling is fine, but is there such a ceremony?

"My lord, please let us wipe the artifact for you."

Seeing that I was indifferent, the three saintesses said in unison again, "Damn, what are you kidding?"I subconsciously protected my crotch, but the three saintesses were waiting for me.

"My lord, this is their reverent purification ceremony for you. Although it is the first time for them to serve your real body, they have wiped your statue every day since they were young. They are all the best saints. I hope you can accept their respect." The old witch squinted her eyes and said, this old witch is not young no matter how old she is, but her eloquence is not bad, she is worthy of being a witch.

But should I really take off my pants?This was really too sudden, and at this moment my yurt is protruding provocatively due to the body fragrance of Princess Changyue. Taking it off at this time, it must be the same...

"This, let's avoid it..."

"My lord, don't you want to accept our purification ceremony?" The three saintesses spoke in unison again, and they also showed the same disappointed and sad expressions on their faces. The three women seemed to have telepathy It seems that the expression at the moment is exactly the same as the words spoken, which really makes me speechless.Although I have heard that there will be telepathy between the triplets, the three saintesses in front of me are probably too spiritual.

Although there are beauties who are willing to wipe your lower body for you, it is definitely possible for ordinary men to hear the words, but at this moment in front of so many people, I am still a little shy. Disappointed, I finally let go.

"Okay then... Hurry up." I unbuttoned my pants, and the moment I felt my body was chilling, my magic weapon was exposed. The moment it was exposed, the three saints showed horrified expressions at the same time. A look of astonishment and dullness flashed across the beautiful face. When I saw their expressions, my heart was beating wildly, and my face was even hotter like a fire. I don't know what they are thinking at the moment. But he must have been surprised at the place where he saw a man for the first time.

The three saintesses were stunned for a while, and finally they lowered their heads at the same time, looked at my part, then wrapped their hands in a handkerchief and gently approached my part, and then slowly wiped it.

At that moment, I felt a warm place wrapping my artifact, and it was rubbing against my artifact again and again. I was already stoned, but now I became even more angry, and the bottom jumped One jump.

My beating caused the three saintesses to show surprised expressions at the same time, but they didn't say anything, but continued to wipe it for me.

Damn, it's so cool, it's almost like flying into the sky...

Although the movements of the three saintesses are clumsy, they still make me feel unspeakably exciting. Unfortunately, their movements are too light, as if they are rubbing valuables, so they dare not use too much force, otherwise I miss The reaction may be more violent.

The three saintesses wiped me for about 1 minute. They wiped very carefully, and wiped the front and back clean. At that time, my lower abdomen was already on fire. At that moment, my whole body was hot and dry. The urge to jump up and hug a saint in her arms and play with it...

It's a pity that I can't do that in front of tens of thousands of people.

At that time, I also paid attention to the beautiful patriarch of Princess Changyue, and found that their eyes were also straight, staring at my place without blinking, and under the high platform, there were hundreds of villagers. Squeezed in front of me and looked up.Because I was facing the Temple of the Sun and Moon, that is, my back was facing the tens of thousands of villagers behind me, so the villagers could only see my artifact a little bit by walking around in front of me or to the side.And this caused the villagers to crowd desperately, trying to get a glimpse of my artifact.Being naked buttocks looked at by tens of millions of people, I would have died in the 21st century, but at this moment, apart from being a little shy, my mentality is still stable.

"My lord, the cleansing is complete."

The hands of the three saintesses finally left my artifact, which gave me an unfinished feeling. Looking at the beautiful faces of the three saintesses, I really felt my whole body twitching. Such a girl, in the In the 21st century, she would definitely be a high-scoring girl, an unattainable goddess, but now she is poisoned by stupid religion and becomes a "saint" who only knows how to cleanse herself and worship all day long. I really don't know what to do. Feel happy or sad.

At that time, I really wanted the saint to cleanse me for a while longer, but unfortunately, I felt cheap when I said this, so I didn't say it, but put on my pants in a hurry.

When I put on my pants, I smelled the body fragrance of Princess Changyue wafting in the wind again. I couldn't help but shivered. When I put on my pants, the yurt was still propped up.

However, anyway, the "purification" that surprised me is finally over.

After the cleansing was over, the three saintesses retreated behind the old witch, and the old witch stepped forward:

"My lord, the cleansing has been completed, next, please tell us the reason for your visit, my lord."

Why am I here?

How should I say this?I am not the real owner at all, and I have no intersection with the Bai people at all. I came here, on the one hand, to avoid the government's pursuit temporarily, and on the other hand, to understand the I have no other thoughts at all than the enigma of the prophetic book that foretold my coming.It's really difficult for me to tell you why I'm here now.

My brain was running fast, thinking about what I could say, and finally I managed to find one, and I said:

"Uh...Grandmother, I actually don't know why I came here, but I think it might be your first-generation grandma who summoned me. But I think I must have a very important mission to complete here...although It’s not clear now, but it will definitely be clear later.”

I can only answer this way, anyway, I can't stay here forever, I came to the Bai people to hide for a while, now that I can't answer the question about my origin, then let me go Put it off.

Hearing my words, the old witch's eyeballs moved, and after a moment of astonishment, she seemed to understand.The old witch narrowed her eyes and smiled at me:

"So that's the case. It seems that my lord's coming to our clan is also a destiny arrangement, so don't let it out." The old witch grinned and opened her mouth with almost missing teeth, then turned her head and muttered in their native language Gudi said something to the patriarch and Princess Changyue.

Finally, the patriarch of the beautiful woman nodded in understanding, and finally she walked in front of me, bowed slightly to me, expressed her respect, then walked to my side, stood shoulder to shoulder with me, and then began to walk on the high platform. Then he explained loudly in the ethnic language.

I didn't hear what the patriarch of the beautiful woman said, so I turned around and asked the one-eyed woman:

"What did your patriarch say?"

The one-eyed girl replied to me: "The patriarch said that she respects you very much. It is a destiny's arrangement that you come to our clan. You will benefit our clan and make our clan more prosperous..."

After being explained by the one-eyed girl, I understood it, but the last sentence that made me more incense made me frown.Damn, why is it so easy for people to unconsciously want to go to other places.

After the patriarch finished his speech, the old witch and the others respectfully asked me to come forward and say something to the believers in the clan.

When the old witch said this, I really felt like Jesus was giving a speech to his disciples.

I have no speech training, and I was really nervous to give a speech in front of so many people at once. At that time, I felt that my feet were shaking a little, but after all, I had already stood in this seat, and I couldn’t easily step down.

Fortunately, although I have never given a speech, I have watched some Hollywood movies, so I can still pretend to say a few words.

I looked at the tens of thousands of eyes under my feet, coughed, and then said:

"I'm very glad to meet you... and I'm glad that you can believe in me so devoutly. I feel your enthusiasm. Although I don't know what I can do for you, but I... er... as the master, I I will definitely favor you and protect you..." Anyway, the speeches of religious figures are only a few words, and as an otaku, I am also lacking in language. Although I have watched a little movie, I don't have much impression now, so I can only go like this A few words of nonsense, the actual content is actually not at all.

But the effect of my speech was very remarkable, because after my words were over, all the clansmen who could understand Mandarin in the audience cheered loudly, and then those clansmen who couldn't hear my voice a little further away They also cheered.For a time, the audience can really be described as a roaring tsunami, boiling against the sky.If I were some unrelated group of people passing by, I would definitely think that there was an explosion here.

I finally finished the speech. The old witch wanted Xiaobai to say a few words, but I stopped her. If Xiaobai’s current IQ is used to make the speech, it would be over. It must be full of loopholes, so I stopped it in time.

Afterwards, the three saintesses and the old witch all delivered speeches in front of the clansmen. From the translation of the one-eyed woman, I learned that the content of the speeches of the three saintesses would definitely serve me well, be my devout believers, and protect me. tribe.The old witch said something about the arrival of my lord because the Bai people are favored by my lord. She said that my arrival is the honor of several generations of people, and that the ancestors of my people will be extremely proud if they are alive in the sky. The witch also asserted that I will stay in their clan in the future and protect the clansman from generation to generation...

In short, every sentence of the old witch made me feel ashamed. At that time, I stood there, watching the loud voices in the audience, watching the Bai women kneeling on the ground and kowtowing to me, watching me cry with tears streaming down my face. I really have the illusion that I have really become the owner.

After the speech, there was a grand welcome ceremony. All the dancers of the Bai nationality gathered on the high platform where I was and danced around me and Xiaobai. How can I say that I am also a normal man, and I am still an otaku jerk off. Of course, I swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva when I saw such a scene.

The whole Bai village was boiling because of me, and almost all the Bai women ran out of the bamboo building with their old and young children to bow down to me.The old people prayed to me to bless them with longevity, the disabled women begged me to bless them with good health, and the middle-aged women prayed to me to bless their daughters to grow up safely...

Although as the person involved, I think this scene is a bit silly, but the Bai people are really devout.I used to hear from my high school history teacher that people in the Tang Dynasty were so loyal and pious that they were willing to wait on the road where the Buddha’s corpse passed by a few months in advance to see the relics because they admired Buddhism.Now it seems that the religious worship of the Bai people is not weaker than that of the ancients in the Tang Dynasty.

Seeing so many people worship me like a Buddha statue, I am really under great pressure, because I know that I am just an ordinary person without any divine power, but I can't say that I am not the Lord, So I can only act like a puppet emperor to the end...

It wasn't until it was almost dark that the old witch was willing to invite me and Xiaobai to sit down in the Sun Moon Palace, and said that she would treat me and Xiaobai well. At that time, my back was sore and my legs were cramping.

Just like that, the old witch, Princess Changyue and three saintesses escorted Xiaobai and me into the Sun Moon Hall.According to what the one-eyed woman told me, the whole clan will slaughter pigs and sheep tonight to celebrate my arrival.The more I listened, the more ashamed I became.

The three saintesses followed closely behind me, while Princess Changyue walked side by side with the patriarch of the beautiful woman on the left and right.Especially Princess Changyue, she was walking on my right at that time, her long hair like a mop dragging on the ground.Princess Changyue is only about two centimeters taller than me. She walks on my right side and I can see her head. Princess Changyue seems to be very embarrassed. I see her turning her head to look at me from time to time. A few times my eyes still meet her.

At that time, when Princess Changyue's hair trembled a little, the strong aroma would immediately hit my nostrils, making my whole brain tremble. Immediately afterwards, my lower abdomen became congested and hot, and the blood in my whole body would flow quickly... …

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