"Wow, this monitor is so fierce!"
"Really, how fierce is it! Scared the baby to death!"
"It's inexplicable, is it such a vicious family?"
A few bullet screens floated over, directly helping the stars to say what they dared not say in their hearts.
Of course, someone immediately jumped out to help Lu Beihai explain.
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand before, and you can't play around in the barracks."
"This is military discipline, and the squad leader will be more serious, otherwise it will be even worse if the picket encounters you later."
"This group of people regard the barracks as their own stage, right? If the squad leader hadn't yelled at me, I would have thought they were here for an outing."
At this time, Han Lan stood up: "Report! We are getting to know each other!"
"This is a military camp! It's not a teahouse for you to socialize and chat! When you arrive at the military camp, put on this military uniform and look like a soldier! What does it look like to be chattering around in the military camp?" Lu Beihai roared.
The screen is divided into two, and the faces of the two are given close-ups respectively. I can see that both of them have straight faces, coupled with various special effects of confrontation and tense BGM, it looks as if they are about to fight.
"Come on, come on, Old Hei was yelled at! Thieves stimulated!"
"Squad leader, run! Old Hei can split bricks!"
"Squad leader: Do you think I can't split bricks?"
"To be honest, I'm kind of looking forward to a fight between the two of them. I don't know who will win and who will lose?"
"Don't make trouble in the front, although Old Hei can fight, but his squad leader has been specially trained, so he is very strong!"
Of course there was no fight. Although Han Lan was not convinced, he knew the rules in the army.
No matter which country's army it is, fighting is definitely not allowed in the barracks, let alone beating the chief.
"Nightlight!" Han Lan responded.
"What about making Hong Kong movies? Answer yes here!"
"Yes!"
"Is he the only one who understands?"
"Yes!" A group of people hurriedly shouted.
"Bitch? Louder!"
"Yes"
Everyone hissed and roared, and Enkeke shouted particularly loudly.The screen turned to her side and gave a close-up, looking very aggrieved.
It's very pitiful, as if a little rabbit got mixed in with the wolves.
The audience was also amused.
"XSWL, Encore is miserable."
"An Keke: What the hell am I a bitch! Why are you yelling?"
"Han Lan: Ye Seer!"
"It's so funny, these people, are they so happy in the barracks?"
"If you want to know more, you can go to join the army. I have been discharged from the army. I can tell you that the barracks is indeed very happy, but they are all smiling with sweat."
"Is it funny?" Lu Beihai's proper death stare appeared on the screen.The post-editing editor was also skinny, so the audience had the illusion that Lu Beihai was yelling at them, and everyone couldn't help but shudder.
"Fuck, this reminds me of my old squad leader, Teji. But now I miss him a little bit"
"We used to be fierce platoon leaders, and the squad leaders are very kind and gentle."
“I kind of miss the days when I was in the army”
"I regret being a soldier for two years, but I regret not being a soldier for a lifetime!"
The appearance of a group of veterans in the barrage became inexplicably sad.
Fortunately, after seeing a group of male actors being punished to do push-ups later, the audience's emotions were pulled back.
"I'm sorry, I laughed seeing such a group of people being punished."
"Come on, come on, monitor, punish me to do push-ups too? Slightly slightly, you can't punish me!"
"The front is too sandy XSWL."
"Sure enough, Mr. Shuren is right: happiness still has to be based on other people's pain!"
"Damn it, Old Hei is going to fight with the squad leader again!"
"Old Hei is cowardly again, lie down and do push-ups for me! Twenty!"
"Twenty!"
"woc? Twenty finished?"
In the screen, Han Lan did twenty push-ups without panting.Not to mention the audience, the young brothers who were filming on the spot were all dumbfounded at the time.
"Old Hei is really strong. With such a big bag on his back, it would take me a lot of effort to make five."
"Wow, Brother Smelly is awesome!"
"Siguoyi!"
The scene cuts back to Encore, and these two live treasures are almost responsible for all the jokes in this episode.
Especially Ankeke, whose small and cute appearance is very obvious in the crowd of men, which makes people feel very distressed.Especially when she saw that she couldn't straighten up under the weight of such a heavy backpack, she wanted to go up and help her.
The squad leader Lu Beihai was aggressive with her the whole time, which made many viewers very unhappy. Even though there were sensible people explaining to Lu Beihai, most of the bullet screens were swearing at Lu Beihai.
People always sympathize with the weak, and sometimes even ignore right and wrong.
At this time, a personal interview with Encore by the post-event program group was interspersed in the screen:
"In fact, I didn't want to bring so many. I know that these things are not allowed in the military camp, but I thought the program team could accommodate it. After all, I have to shoot a program. If I don't wear makeup, I really don't know how to face it." to the camera"
"Squad leader? Well, he must be very angry when he yells at me. But in fact, I don't hate him or dislike him. I know he came according to military discipline. He is a very upright soldier!"
Then several other star recruits talked about their first impressions of Lu Beihai.
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