"Ahache!"
Brother Bao yawned heavily and rubbed his nose, "What brand of perfume do you use? It's too smoky. I'm allergic to Pindao."
The bustard dodged his saliva and automatically ignored what he said before.
Jiao smiled and said: "So you are still a Daoist. I really didn't see you dressed like a girl."
Gu Bao twitched the corners of his mouth, you are the only one who is a girl, you have thicker skin than Brother Bao.
"Master Dao, I don't know why you came to our place?" The old bustard asked cautiously.
Taoist priests always find it strange to visit brothels.
"You have too much demon here, and the poor are here to catch demons."
Gu Bao winked at her.
The old bustard giggled, her fat body was really trembling.
"Master Dao, you are so funny. We don't have any monsters here. If you talk about goblins, there are quite a few of them, giggling."
Gu Bao ignored him, and glanced at him, "Why is there no one here on the first floor?"
He had seen a lot of brothels on TV in his previous life, and this place was somewhat different from his impression.
The old bustard said: "Our place is different from other brothels."
Gu Bao stared, "Oh, why is it different?"
"If you want to have fun, you must either give money or have the ability."
With a wag of fat fingers, the bustard pointed to the stairs, "The guests are all on the second floor. If you want to go to the second floor, you have to pay 100 taels of silver first."
Gu Bao frowned: "100 taels? As the most famous brothel in Tang Dynasty, the membership fee is only 100 taels?"
The old bustard was stunned, and said with a dry smile: "Master Dao, you really know how to joke, this 100 taels is quite a lot. We are doing business with conscience, so we can't be deceived."
Lv Dish Lv
It's so expensive, dare to say it's a conscientious business.
Gu Bao's complexion remained unchanged, and he smiled faintly: "It's quite conscientious, this is the first time Pindao has encountered such a cheap brothel."
The bustard can't laugh anymore. Is this man really rich, or are we here?
"Then, Daoist, would you please?"
The bustard pointed to the second floor.
Gu Bao shook his head, "100 taels is too low, I will lose my status if I go up. How about this, I will go up with my ability, and my conscience will feel better."
The old bustard stared at him blankly, "You, what are you capable of?"
"Didn't you say before that if you come to play, you can either give money or skills?"
Gu Bao smiled slightly, his charm was charming: "Tell me, what kind of skills are needed, poor people generally have it."
The old bustard's face turned cold, and he smiled subtly.
"Master Dao, it's okay to go up without paying. We have the Bagua Golden Lock Array here. If you can pass the customs, you can enter the second floor with you. But if you can't pass the customs, I will send you to the government."
Bagua Golden Lock Formation?
Visiting a kiln, there are so many ways?
Gu Bao was excited, bowed to him and said, "Infinite Heavenly Venerable, Master, please make a move."
"Hehe, you little Taoist priest, you really are fearless."
The old bustard smiled coquettishly, pointed to a door far away on the first floor and said, "Then you go in, if you come out within half an hour, I will take you to the second floor."
Brother Bao approached, "Do you have hot wine?"
"What do you want hot wine for?" The bustard was taken aback.
Gu Bao held his head high and held his chest high, "Wait for me to warm the wine and kill the young girl!"
"You are really interesting."
The bustard covered her lips with a chuckle, walked aside by herself, and poured a glass of wine.
The wine was still steaming, obviously lukewarm wine.
Gu Bao nodded at her, and strode towards that door in a big stride.
At this time the second floor.
Some good people noticed the situation downstairs.
"Interesting, interesting, someone actually dared to break into the gossip golden lock formation." One of them shouted.
"What? Is there anyone else so bold?"
Following the call of several people, a group of people looked down one after another.
Sure enough, he saw a rich and handsome young gentleman, walking towards the front swaggeringly.
"This little boy is impulsive. Is he able to break the gossip golden lock formation?"
"I guess I don't have any money, and I want to go whoring for nothing." Someone laughed.
"I don't think he's dressed like a rich man. Could it be that he really wants to try his hand at the door?"
"Cut, who in Chang'an doesn't know? Once you enter this gate, it's hard to get out, and if you go out again, it's still in the yamen."
"Forget it, this prostitute has nothing to do with us, let's talk about who can enter Miss Su Jin's boudoir today."
A group of werewolves suddenly burst into laughter.
Su Jin is the number one oiran in Chang'an, and it is rumored that anyone who can see her true face is no more than a slap in the face.
Those who were lucky enough to be invited into the room by her to talk were all great Confucian scholars and celebrities in Chang'an.
But even so, it is difficult to see her true face.
......
Gu Bao pushed the door open, and as soon as he entered, the door behind him was slammed shut.
"Where is the monster causing trouble, and it hasn't revealed itself quickly!"
Gu Bao shouted loudly, embolden himself!
Into the eye is a neatly arranged living room, the air is fragrant, and the lights are dim and ambiguous.
Gu Bao looked at his hands, and decided to buy a piece of Buddha dust later.
Otherwise, just relying on your hands will always feel that you are showing your teeth and claws, a little wretched and not grand enough.
No one answered around, Gu Bao boldly walked forward.
Through the living room, there is a corridor.
The corridor leads to four places, and there is a wing room everywhere.
The lights in the rooms are faint, and more importantly, on the walls of the four rooms, slender figures are dancing gracefully.
"Gollum!"
Brother Bao swallowed his saliva, and said to himself: "Know how to play!"
Chapter 16
Like a shadow puppet show, beautiful snakes invite the wishers to take the bait.
Gu Bao fixed his eyes on the first wing, and moved forward involuntarily.
Come to the door.
"Squeak!"
Brother Bao couldn't wait to push the door open and enter.
A gust of fragrant wind hits the nostrils.
Brother Bao closed his eyes and became intoxicated.
Vaguely, he saw a graceful woman in tulle, dancing gracefully, walking towards him.
"Lang Jun, come here!"
When a woman invites you, her voice is waxy and soft, making people's bones crisp.
Brother Bao's blood boiled immediately, and he just wanted to rush over.
Just when my heart was about to move, my mind suddenly became clear.
"Host, host, please don't be obsessed with ghosts!"
The system's icy voice sounded, and Gu Bao came back to his senses immediately.
Not far away, two little girls were pulling a wooden man and smiling at him, giggling from time to time.
Gu Bao gasped.
Obviously I saw a person just now, why are there two women and one wood now?
Is Laozi bewitched?
"Young master, come on, pretend to be."
One of the little girls called softly again, making a seductive pose.
Looking at the flat figures of the two, Gu Bao wanted to pretend to be fooled, and bully them to their fullest.
But these two girls really made him lose interest.
"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"
Gu Bao bowed and said: "Brother Bao is here, the evildoer will appear!"
The two little girls were stunned for a moment, but before they could react, they saw Gu Bao rushing up.
He kicked directly at the wooden man.
The wooden man flew away, and the two little girls were brought along and fell to the ground.
"you......"
The two little girls looked at Gu Bao in horror.
Gu Bao closed his eyes, then opened them again.
"You two, the poor way is here to cast down demons and eliminate demons. The evil spirit is very strong here. You should leave quickly."
The two little girls looked at each other, unable to advance or retreat.
Gu Bao stepped forward slowly, stretched out his hand and said in a warm voice: "You two young ladies, don't be afraid, the poor Taoist is the reincarnation of Da Luo Jinxian, and he is not blinded by any evil spirit."
As he said that, he looked around solemnly, "There is a strong evil spirit here, the two of you leave quickly, or it will take a long time. I'm afraid something bad will happen."
There has long been an ecstasy drug that makes people unconscious. Without an antidote, it is difficult for anyone to wake up.
Now this handsome little Taoist...
Thinking of this, the two little girls knelt on the ground in fright.
"Help me, Immortal Elder. We didn't intend to make things difficult, so please forgive me, Daoist Elder."
Gu Bao pulled the two of them up, and looked at them a few times.
I sighed in my heart: "This is in my own world, and I am still a junior high school student."
"Okay, let's go out quickly. Although there is a miasma here, it is even more evil. The two of you living here for a long time will be very bad for your health."
At this point, the two little girls believed in Gu Bao who was full of nonsense.
"Sir, we won't die, will we?"
Hearing that there was a demon spirit, both of them were frightened.
Gu Bao patted his chest, "There is poverty, even if the King of Hades from the Ten Palaces comes, you don't have to be afraid."
The two heaved a sigh of relief, and looked at Gu Bao's eyes with a trace of strangeness.
Brother Bao closed his eyes, his heart was calm, Ping Ping asked Lori to go away!
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