"I know this, but everyone in Chang'an doesn't know. Hehe."

Speaking of the oiran, although Fubo is old, his eyes are still wide open.

"Well, it's good to know, and I'll give you another chance to boast."

Uncle Fu thought about it, and said solemnly: "Beautiful!"

"puff!"

Gu Bao gasped directly, isn't Brother Bao worthy of the number one handsome man in Chang'an?

"Forbe, let me teach you, remember, read with me."

Uncle Forbe hastily oh-oh, and looked at him eagerly.

"Brother Bao."

"Brother Bao!"

"He is the most beautiful man in Chang'an!"

Brother Bao breathed a sigh of relief after saying this sentence that had been hidden for a long time.

People just want to live more realistically, so that they can live more easily.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Fu was very shameless, "Brother Bao, you must be handsome, but the most beautiful man in Chang'an is definitely not you, you are at most the third!"

Gu Bao resisted the urge to beat someone, "Poverty recognizes the third? Does anyone dare to recognize the first two?"

Uncle Fu chuckled, and said frankly: "The most handsome one is today's Majesty."

Brother Bao withered, "Okay, then who do you think is the second most handsome?"

"Eminent monk Jiang Liuer."

Saying this name, Uncle Fu looked respectful.

"Hold the grass, is there really a Tang monk?"

Brother Bao was even more shocked.

Fu Bo wondered, "What Tang Seng?"

Gu Bao shook his head, "No, you say a monk can be more handsome than a poor Taoist? Uncle Fu, you have an eye disease, get it cured as soon as possible, don't delay."

Fu Bo was sweating profusely. He had seen a thick-skinned man before, but he had never seen such a thick-skinned man.

Just as he was about to answer, he heard Cheng Chumo's voice outside.

"Brother Bao, great joy, great joy."

Gu Bao's eyes lit up, he left Uncle Fu aside, and rushed out, "Tell me slowly, where does the joy come from?"

Cheng Chumo stared with small eyes, "Brother Bao, you are handsome."

Gu Bao turned his head and glanced at Uncle Fu, look, look, he can talk.

Another announcement and another boast.

He smiled and said: "You don't need to say much about the poor man. Just tell me, where does this man rank in Chang'an?"

Cheng Chu frowned silently, stretched out his hand and started counting.

Gu Bao opened his hand with a slap, and said with a dark face: "Go away, what a happy event."

"Oh, that's right, someone sent you an invitation."

Hand over a red delicate invitation card.

Cheng Chumo said with emotion: "Brother Bao, Chumo, I really admire you. It's so enviable that you can get the number one oiran in Chang'an to send you an invitation."

Gu Bao ignored it, opened the invitation, looked at it, closed it and left.

"Where is Brother Bao going? Take me to make a fortune together."

"Don't come with me, you go play with your sister!"

Cheng Chumo stood there resentfully.

Uncle Fu walked up to him and whispered, "You said Chang'an's number one oiran, invited Brother Bao to her place?"

Cheng Chu stomped his feet silently and said, "No, Brother Bao is really amazing. He can make money, pick up girls, and he's very talented. When will I be as good as him?"

Faber: "..."

"Do we know the same Brother Bao? Why do I think he can only brag!"

Forbe was very puzzled.

Gu Bao rode out on the little donkey in a flash.

Cheng Yaoyao, who was returning from shopping outside, was taken aback.

Just when he was about to call him, Gu Bao had already disappeared.

Frowning, Cheng Yaoyao gave the things to the servants and found Cheng Chumo.

Cheng Chumo was still envious, until he saw Cheng Yaoyao, he didn't think of Gu Bao as his future brother-in-law.

He slapped his head and immediately jumped up, "Fuck, sister, my brother-in-law has gone whoring."

Cheng Yaoyao's expression turned ugly, "Where are you going?"

Cheng Chumo said cautiously: "The sun rises in the east and rains in the west."

"Has he taken a fancy to Su Jin?"

"No, no, Su Jin sent someone to invite him."

Cheng Yaoyao's face changed again and again, she stomped her feet, gritted her teeth and said, "Let's go, let's practice martial arts in the backyard!"

"Sister, you should catch the traitor, what kind of martial arts are you practicing..."

Cheng Chumo cried out in agony.But useless...

When Gu Bao arrived at the sunrise in the east and the rain in the west, he found that the whole brothel was much busier than before.

"Gu Daochang!"

On the second floor, someone recognized him immediately.

Gu Bao turned his head to look and found that it was Chang Sun Chong.

"Little brother grandson, you are here too."

Chang Sun Chong smiled wryly, you are the first one who dares to call that.

But he admired Gu Bao's talent and didn't care.

"Gu Daochang came to see Su Jin this time, right? Come and sit down, let's compete again today to see who will win."

He smiled slightly, "To tell the truth, Daoist Gu, it's a little difficult for you to win this time."

Hearing this, Gu Bao suddenly became interested, and decided to brag to everyone before going up.

"What kind of difficulty?"

Gu Bao smiled and said: "It's not that the poor are bragging, the poor on the third floor can go up if they want."

"Pfft!"

Someone sneered, shook his head and shook his hand.

Chang Sun Chong pointed to the person who laughed out loud, and said with a smile: "Gu Daochang, let me introduce you, this is the number one scholar of the Tang Dynasty, Sun Fujia, Sun Yushi, the current supervisory censor."

"Oh."

Gu Bao's performance was indifferent, an old man, no matter how top-ranked scholar, so what?

Besides, he is indifferent to the number one scholar.

Seeing his expression, Sun Fujia snorted coldly, expressing his dissatisfaction.

Chang Sun Chong hurriedly apologized, and then said to Gu Bao: "Gu Daochang, Sun Yushi's talent is much stronger than mine, this time I'm afraid I will only be reduced to a spectator, ha ha."

Gu Bao had no choice but to say: "What do you have to say so that you will believe that the poor man on the third floor can go up if he wants to? As long as the poor man is there, you won't have the chance to go upstairs."

"Insanity!"

Sun Fujia couldn't bear it any longer, and patted the case and said: "It's a big tone. I heard the elder Sun Chong said that you have great talent. Today I see it, I'm afraid it's just a rant."

"Calm down, old man. There are young people here. You are an old man. Don't you think you are outstanding?"

"Ignorant child, I am too lazy to argue with you."

Gu Bao shrugged his shoulders, "Old man, I would like to advise you, before it gets dark and Pindao shows his shocking abilities, you should leave as soon as possible, so as not to make you laugh in vain!"

Sun Fujia was very angry, "Arrogant person, if you don't dampen your spirit today, you don't know how high the sky is and how thick the earth is!"

As soon as the two met, their swords were on the verge of breaking out, and everyone dared not speak out.

Chapter 35 Uncle, Farewell!

Everyone didn't expect Gu Bao to be so good that he dared to hate the famous No. [-] scholar in the Tang Dynasty.

Chang Sun Chong wanted to persuade them, but seeing the appearance of the two of them, he had no choice but to dare not say more.

"This kid doesn't know how to live or die. Sun Zhuangyuan talks about ink in his stomach. How much ink can he have in his stomach?"

No one in the room was optimistic about the young Gu Bao Neng winning.

However, Sun Fujia was also talented. Hearing the words, he sarcastically said: "A gentleman can't be compared with others, and a villain can't be compared with others."

Brother Bao: "Handsome is poor nature, handsome is destiny!"

Everyone: "......"

How can this be considered poetry?

And is it really okay to praise yourself so much?

Sun Fujia became more and more complacent, "A child with a yellow mouth, an ignorant bastard! The villain is so eloquent, it's hard to talk about vulgarity."

Brother Bao laughed loudly, flicked his fly whisk, and showed a profound look: "He is a man with a handsome head, an old thief with a gray beard, the sea is shallow, and the path is an inch deep."

"you!"

Sun Fujia's eyes widened, as if he didn't expect him to reply like this.

Everyone tried not to laugh, but turned their faces away.

Many people here have been scolded by Sun Fujia, but who is not accepting it with humility?

Who dares to scold people so unscrupulously?

"What are you?"

Gu Bao calmly smiled, "The talent of a poor Taoist is like a surging river, like a moon in nine heavens, and you? Hehe, the light of a mere firefly dares to compete with the bright moon!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for bragging successfully, bull coin 1, experience value 100."

"it is good!"

I don't know who heard it excitedly, and let out a loud cry.

Sun Fujia was so angry that he was half dead, but he didn't see who it was when he turned his head and stared.

He turned his head abruptly, his face flushed red, "At such a young age, his skin is as thick as a wall. This old man has never seen such a brazen person."

Gu Bao let out a long sigh, "It's just that Pindao is too stubborn, he can rely on his face for a living, but he still relies on his talent.

But Uncle, being handsome is God's will, being cool is man-made, although you look a little casual, there is still room for improvement if you learn a lot from Pindao. "

Everyone is absolutely down, how much courage does it take to say such shameless words?

Sun Fujia stared blankly at the little Taoist priest in front of him.

Where is this shameless person jumping out?

What about the face?

He suddenly realized that no matter what he said, he couldn't speak for the person in front of him.

"When a scholar meets a soldier, he can't explain why he is justified. The old man is not happy to talk too much with you."

Sun Fujia flicked his sleeves and said: "Looking back, Miss Su Jin's eyes will naturally reveal everything."

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