Datang started from donating medicine

"Speaking of Damengchao, it starts with a bowl and ends with a rope. The essence is quite romantic."

Gu Bao started talking nonsense again.

Gao Yang was fascinated by what she heard, she braced her chin and murmured: "Prince Bao Dao, let's go into the palace."

Gu Bao was playing happily, and said casually: "What are you doing in the palace?"

"The palace needs a talent like you! After entering the palace and becoming a eunuch, I want you by my side, so tell me every day, okay?"

"Pfft!"

Gu Bao's old blood spurted out three big bowls.

"Your Excellency, if a mighty man like Pindao becomes a eunuch, the world will not be far from being destroyed."

Li Shu shook his head and sighed: "You are so good at blowing, I just like the way you can blow without blushing. Charming!"

Gu Bao: "..."

"Hehehe, break your thoughts, you can break your poor head, brother can't lose it!"

"why?"

Li Shu put his hands on the table and said, "If you become a eunuch, we can be together every day, isn't it good? I will give you a good life."

Gu Bao couldn't help reconfirming that he would stay away from this bastard girl from now on.

"What a fart!"

Gu Baodao: "Brothers who have crossed the Jiebo are here, and when we meet, we can smile away our grievances. Your Excellency, if you don't mention brothers, we are still good friends."

Li Shu curled his lips, "I don't even dare to be a eunuch, and even said that I'm a good friend."

Ma Dan, I will bear it!

Fortunately, at this time, many people came one after another.

Li Shu didn't dare to be so bold anymore.

Gu Bao breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Cheng Chumo and the others saw Gu Bao and came over one after another.

But when they saw Li Shu here, they all seemed unnatural again.

Li Shu frowned and said, "Everyone is like a tortoise, and this princess won't eat you, it's really boring!"

Curling his lips, Li Shu turned his head and left.

Gu Bao: "..."

"call!"

Everyone let out a long breath.

Cheng Chumo said: "This Princess Gaoyang is too barbaric and rude. She actually called us turtles."

Gu Bao laughed and said, "You really acted like a tortoise just now."

Everyone laughed helplessly.

Li De praised: "There is no way, Princess Gaoyang is famous for being brutal, who dares to provoke her."

"That's right, it's like Cheng Yaoyao in the palace."

Speaking of Cheng Yaoyao, several people seemed a little embarrassed, laughed, and bypassed the topic.

Gu Bao didn't care either, because what they said made sense.

The combination of Cheng Yaoyao and Li Shu can definitely torture people both mentally and physically.

Only he is so good that he can barely cope.

Do someone else?

I'm afraid I've already become the head of the Ouchi.

"Where's Qin Huaiyu?"

Gu Bao couldn't help being curious since he didn't see that kid early in the morning.

"I haven't come back yet, and I'm having a hot fight with him."

Li Deju explained.

"Who fascinated him so much?"

"Miss of the Wang family. It is said that she is a side room, and she looks pretty good."

Gu Bao was puzzled and said: "Your status is not bad, why are you acting so humble in front of women from these big families?"

"Brother-in-law."

Cheng Chumo whispered: "You may not understand, but you can't be humble. Although our father is the Duke of the state and the Duke of the county, that's just the beginning of the establishment of the Tang Dynasty."

After a pause, he continued: "These sons and daughters of wealthy families, they have experienced various dynasties and generations, stretching for hundreds of years. They are not comparable to us upstarts, ha ha."

Gu Bao shook his head secretly, if you have the merit of being a dragon, you are nobles.

It seems that these boys have kept up with their identities, but their mentality has not kept up.

Li Dezheng sighed, and said: "We seem to be chic, but when it comes to marriage, we are still proud of being able to marry with the five surnames. The energy of these aristocratic families is amazingly powerful, and it is not comparable to those of us. .”

Gu Bao smiled, and avoided the topic, "Where are the girls I introduced to you?"

He knew that Niubi was driven away by him.

Cheng Chumo and others are not here now, which makes him very curious.

"Leaving, after a long time, I felt bored, so I left with an excuse."

Several people were downcast, obviously deeply shocked.

Gu Bao knocked on the table, and said angrily: "Look at your cowardice, aren't you just a few women? Based on your identities, do you have any women? For the sake of a few women, you are looking for life and death, losing the masculinity of a man, simply......"

Before he could finish his sentence, the women on the tables around him all jumped up.

"You little Taoist priest, what's the matter with us women?"

"That's right, dare to arrange for me to wait, are you tired of living?"

"Jimeis, if he dares to talk nonsense again, let's beat him!"

"beat him!"

"Just a few women! Without women, can you have children? Can you do housework?"

"Looking at him like this, definitely not!"

"Even if it works, so what? A big man can actually do housework, so he must not be doing his job properly!"

"shameful!"

"mean!"

"inability!"

........

Chapter 77 Your sister!

"Big sisters and younger sisters, I've admitted my mistake for the outrageous words that Pindao said before."

Seeing more and more tough women joining in, Gu Bao resolutely surrendered.

Cheng Chumo clenched his fists, "Brother-in-law, be strong!"

Niu Bi and others: "Don't be cowardly!"

Gu Bao rolled his eyes straight, "Pindao is called showing weakness to the enemy, don't confront them head-on, to avoid the loss of fearlessness."

"Oh, how do you show your weakness to the enemy?"

Brother Bao was proud and boasted: "Sixteen-character strategy for dealing with women: When the enemy advances, we retreat; when the enemy is stationed, we harass; when the enemy is tired, we attack; when the enemy retreats, we pursue!"

"It's quite reasonable. It's just dealing with women. Do you have the nerve to say it?"

Gu Bao blinked, and looked at the animals who were laughing dryly.

He turned his head abruptly, and said in a daze, "Miss Zheng, why are you here?"

Zheng Wan'er straightened the broken hair on her forehead, and said with a half-smile: "It's very lively here, so I came over to have a look, as expected, Daoist Gu is here again."

Brother Bao had a strong heart, calmed down, and sighed quietly, "The excitement belongs to them, and the loneliness always belongs to the poor. Miss Wan'er, are you willing to help the poor to relieve the loneliness in their hearts?"

Cheng Chumo clenched his fists and didn't dare to call out his brother-in-law.

Zheng Wan'er covered her lips with a smile and said, "Gu Daorang is still so humorous, but in fact, I came here to ask you for business."

"What's the matter?"

"Can you take a step to talk?"

Gu Bao grinned, "Don't talk about borrowing one to talk, just borrow one to watch together, and the poor will accompany you to the end."

Although Zheng Wan'er spent a short time with him, she barely understood this little Taoist priest who was full of horses and carriages.

He didn't care about it either, and walked away looking at the side lightly.

Gu Bao followed closely behind.

After the two left.

"Chu Mo, what are you doing? Your brother-in-law has run away!"

Yuchi Baolin poked Cheng Chumo with his finger.

Cheng Chumo jumped up and said, "What can I do? My sister is not here!"

"This is the first daughter of the Zheng family." Li Deju said casually.

Niu Bi interjected, "The key is to be pretty."

Cheng Chumo was not convinced.

"Why, do you dare to say that my sister is not beautiful?"

Several people hurriedly shook their heads, "Don't dare!"

"Then it won't work?"

Cheng Chumo squinted his broad bean eyes and said, "I believe that brother-in-law will know people with discerning eyes."

Yuchi Baolin said: "Chu Mo, in fact, Brother Bao is already your brother-in-law. You say that, it makes you feel very unconfident."

"You bastard, looking for smoke!"

Cheng Chumo chased after him and beat him, the crowd made a fuss.

"Miss Zheng, why is she looking for poverty?"

Walking to a quiet place, Gu Bao asked nervously.

Zheng Wan'er didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Gu Daochang, please be more serious."

"Ok."

Zheng Wan'er thought for a while, and said, "Did you break their business?"

"You mean your good sister?"

"Ah."

"That's right." Gu Bao said, "It's just that Princess Gao Yang and I crashed together."

Zheng Wan'er said, "Does anyone else know?"

"Not yet."

Zheng Wan'er said: "You better tell Princess Gao Yang not to talk nonsense."

Gu Bao pursed his lips and said, "Why, the Wei family is so powerful? How dare you threaten the princess?"

"you misunderstood."

Zheng Wan'er said in a low voice: "Actually, I am also thinking of your friend."