I spend crazy money in football
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Not to mention Ye Feng, the entire training ground was shocked!
Everyone gathered around Jones, marveling and rubbing the thorn in his head, feeling like they had caught an alien creature.
Have you seen what Moxie is doing?
Now Jones's hairstyle is about seven mohawks arranged at intervals on his head, and he is waxed to fix it. He is completely indistinguishable from a hedgehog, and he is also dyed green. On the court, there is no cub more beautiful than him!
"What is this on your face?" Kuranyi touched the scar on Jones' face, frowning and asked in disgust.
"Be careful, don't knock it off!" Jones pushed Kuranyi away, and proudly said: "I asked a makeup artist to do this. It is said that film and television crews use such camouflage scars, which are very realistic."
"I don't care if it's realistic or not, I just want to know why you have two scars?" Farfan asked curiously.
"I think the scar on Franck Ribery's face is very fierce and imposing, so I did it too. Isn't he one scar, I'll just get two. Am I more fierce than Franck Ribery now?"
Ye Feng was completely conquered by Jones' brain hole, the question is, are you sure these two things can be brought on the field?
In other words, for a while, Ye Feng was really stumped by this question. Is there a rule in FIFA that allows wearing makeup on the field?
It seems that I have never seen any player play in makeup!
Moreover, it is difficult to define the scope of makeup. For example, does applying a little sunscreen count as makeup?Does a little pomade count as makeup?
You can easily be regarded as a decoration!
At the very least, decorations such as necklaces are absolutely not allowed to be brought on the field!
Instead, it is a headband or something that can be brought on the field.
When the time comes, you tell the referee that your two things are face lines?
Ye Feng felt that if he had nothing to do in the future, he really wanted to stay away from Jones, lest his IQ plummet.
When Rutten came to the training ground and was about to arrange today's training, he saw Jones, who was like a devil, and he was in a bad mood!
Are you stimulated by something?
Can you dress yourself up like an adult, is it not good to be a person?
Of course, players are individuals with personalities, and many players like to be unconventional and highlight their characteristics, such as getting a coquettish hairstyle!
But Jones is too coquettish, I can't see it!
Hair scratched like a hedgehog, you don't fight for the header?
If you are fighting for a header, what should you do if you miss the ball?
Are you not afraid that the referee will say you brought a murder weapon on the field?
For some reason, Rutten actually thought of a classic picture at this moment.
If Zidane had the same hairstyle, then Materazzi should have... died on the spot...
In short, everyone is now looking at Jones with new admiration, and Jones immediately got rid of the embarrassment of the transparent little follower.
No way, he is too eye-catching!
The reporters squatting outside the Schalke 04 training base saw such an angry Jones, they didn't react for a while, and even thought he was Schalke 04's new aid!
After they recognized Jones, there was an uproar, and the cameras in their hands never stopped.
The next day, the newspapers were full of the green hedgehog head, and Jones instantly became the focus of German football.
"This hairstyle is sharp! Did Teacher Tony do it?"
"Is there no normal person in Schalke 04?"
"It's too postmodern, I'll get one later!"
"My Jones can't be so angry!"
"Is Schalke 04 so mad at grabbing headlines now?"
The fans laughed lively, this is much more interesting than simply watching the game!
Jones felt that he had reached the pinnacle of his life all of a sudden, and he received more attention in the past two days than he had in his entire career before.
"Afeng, in order to express my gratitude to you, let me introduce my hair stylist to you!" Jones held Ye Feng's hand and said gratefully and affectionately.
Ye Feng broke free from Jones' hand in an instant, and jumped far away.
"Keep your hair stylist, I have no luck!"
Imagine having that hairstyle and that hair color on my head, I guess I have suicidal thoughts!
"You don't think my hairstyle looks good?" Jones asked Ye Feng back.
"It's pretty, but this king's hairstyle is really only suitable for you. I don't deserve such a perfect hairstyle!" Ye Feng only begged Jones not to miss himself, so he kept flattering him.
Jones smiled contentedly.
That's right, I am the king, and only I am worthy of such a king's hairstyle!
......
"I'll go, what is that guy with a head on his head? I have been away from Schalke 04 for two years, why is Jones still acting like a scumbag!"
In the player channel, there was such a low exclamation from the Bremen queue.
Although the voice was deliberately lowered, it could still be heard by the other side, as if it was done on purpose.
Ye Feng frowned and looked over, with scrutiny and anger in his expression.
This can be regarded as a naked provocation, right?
To satirize people by "swearing behind their backs" in front of others is such a jerk!
What came into Ye Feng's sight was a young man with a young face. The most impressive part of his face was his big and bulging eyes, like a goldfish and a frog!
Ye Feng has already recognized who the speaker is!
Werder Bremen's young midfielder Ozil!
Maybe Ye Feng didn't know who this guy was before, but in the past week, Rutten let them watch a lot of Werder Bremen game videos. Among them, Ozil's performance was very impressive.
Moreover, Lu Teng's task for Ye Feng was to completely misfire Ozil in this game.
"We haven't taken the initiative to provoke Ozil yet. Didn't we expect this guy to take the initiative to provoke us?"
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