Big brother lost again

Cultivation is to be so comfortable.

Feel the nature of the world.

Pretentious by the way.

The unparalleled handsome figure in white clothes sat cross-legged on the edge of the cliff. Every day, countless disciples deliberately passed by, casting fiery and adoring gazes.

Especially some female disciples.

If you are not careful, you may faint directly.

Hey, being too good is also a kind of trouble

"Buzz!"

All of a sudden, Yu Wuya felt an invisible force attacking him, and he had already been hit as soon as he realized it.

The next moment, the consciousness was dull.

Then I feel that I have entered a world, which is a familiar and unfamiliar world, extremely prosperous, with buildings standing upright, feasting and feasting, various vehicles coming and going, and luxurious shops on the street full of jewels.

"This is"

This long-lost scene shocked him severely, and his originally vague consciousness suddenly woke up.

"This is a fantasy!"

"I was practicing on the edge of the cliff just now, and I fell under the illusion of a certain strong man, and this strong man is probably a traverser!"

Almost instantly, he figured it out.

Combined with the events during this period, the most likely possibility is that Ji Xuan's teacher came to take revenge.

"Just now I was hit in an instant, and the system didn't even prompt me. This means that the one who attacked me was a woman, a very strong woman."

"Just now, if she killed me, I'm afraid I would be a corpse now, but I didn't die, which means she didn't want to kill me."

"And this illusion is set in the city, so the purpose of this woman is probably to tease me, or even humiliate me."

Yu Wuya couldn't help thinking of some movie scenes.

Ancient people traveled to modern times.

All kinds of nonsense

For example, seeing the crew filming a movie, facing the actors in dragon robes, they immediately knelt down, kowtowed their heads and shouted long live the emperor.

For example, when you see someone stealing something and you catch him, you say you will take him to an official, and you ask passersby where the government office is, and you get a blank stare.

For example, when seeing a barber shop, a phrase "Parents who suffer from body, hair and skin" popped up, scolded the barber and the customer, and then the other party directly contacted the mental hospital

Presumably this woman also wanted to humiliate him in this way, in order to avenge his humiliation of Ji Xuan and the young man in white.

Thinking of this, his face gradually showed bewilderment, and then panic.

"Where is this?"

"What are these moving iron boxes?"

"Why is my cultivation gone?!"

Chapter 91 Urban Illusion, use all the tricks!

The busy streets.

People come and go.

Yu Wuya, who was dressed in a white ancient costume, looked blankly at the "strange" world around him. The crowd of people in strange clothes were incompatible with everything around him.

Look a little helpless.

And the most frightening thing was that his overwhelming strength disappeared without a trace, even the storage space on his body was gone.

apprehensive.

disturbed.

Overwhelmed!

"Where is this, why am I here?"

Yu Wuya stood there looking around for a long time, then suddenly raised his head, and shouted with a serious face: "Which senior is teasing me, please show up!"

Very loud sound.

In an instant, it attracted the attention of the surrounding crowd.

The street with people coming and going seemed to pause for a moment, and then some people turned their heads to look over, and some cars blocked in the road also stopped, and the owners stuck their heads out of the windows.

"Hey, look at that person, it's so weird!"

"An ancient costume, is it filming, right? He looks so handsome, maybe he's an actor."

"It's a pity, I shouldn't be doing well, otherwise, why would I never have heard of it? I'm blind to this handsome face."

Everyone commented.

Some people were amazed, some showed jealousy, and some showed a touch of disdain.

"Excuse me, which senior is displaying supernatural powers? Yu Wuya, please show up and see!" At this time, Yu Wuya raised his head and shouted again.

Now, everyone heard it.

So, everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then the pot exploded.

"Senior? Divine power?"

"Is this guy stupid?"

"Looking at how he is dressed so fairy-like, he looks even better than those little creampies. Could it be that he is really an actor?"

"Hey, it's probably true. It should be that they thought they were underappreciated and couldn't accept this blow. There are many things like going crazy in the entertainment industry."

Everyone's eyes changed in an instant, as if they were looking at a fool. Some showed jokes, while others showed regret and sympathy.

These gazes were naturally unbearable for a person who had been in a high position for a long time, and deeply "stinged" Yu Wuya's heart.

So, his face was ugly.

He seemed to want to yell loudly, but he just raised his hand and put it down again, as if he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, gritted his teeth and walked away quickly.

That back view is so aggrieved!

At this time, in the crowd, a beautiful girl in a black navel-baring dress looked at Yu Wuya's back leaving angrily, and the corners of her mouth curled up.

"This is unbearable? Your humiliation has just begun, Mr. Shengjun."

Yu Wuya walked on the bustling street.

Like a turtle entering the city.

Knowing nothing, he was running amok on the bustling street, and was almost hit by a car several times. The driver slammed on the brakes and cursed.

It's well fitted!

He enjoyed this long-lost urban life very much. Although he knew that it was all illusory, he still had a sense of intimacy when he could feel it.

But in order to make the woman who deliberately teased him happy and end this encounter early, he can only pretend to be an urban novice.

The worse he is, the happier the other party is!

"Grumpy"

The stomach growled.

A feeling of hunger came, Yu Wuya was stunned for a moment, frowned, and said to himself: "With my strength, how can I still be hungry?"

Then, he seemed to think of something, and laughed at himself: "That's right, I'm being tricked by someone now, and my cultivation base is gone, so it's normal to be hungry."

At this time, a scent floated over.

"Steamed buns, sell steamed buns, authentic Tianjin Goubuli steamed buns, two yuan each, come and buy!"

Yu Wuya turned his head to look, and saw a middle-aged man walking over with a small trolley. There were several steamers on the trolley. One of the steamers opened the lid, and the white and tender big buns were exposed to the air. Medium, the aroma is tangy.

Very tempting.

Yu Wuya swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the physical reaction made him very eager for these big buns, wishing he could eat two of them right away.

He couldn't help but walked over, ready to get the buns.

However, the middle-aged man selling buns blocked his hand without any trace, and then smiled honestly: "Brother, do you want to buy buns?"

"Buy!" Yu Wuya nodded.

"Okay, two yuan each, how many do you want?" The man became enthusiastic in an instant, the customer is God, and the roadside stall is no exception.

"Money? Two yuan? Are you talking about silver?" Yu Wuya frowned. He is penniless now, with nothing to worry about.

"You don't know what money is?" The man also frowned.

"Isn't it silver? Is it copper coins?" Yu Wuya asked again.

"Hehe, are you making fun of me? Let me tell you, I still have to make money to support my family, so I don't have time to joke with you!"

The man snorted coldly, pushed the cart and left.

Naturally, it is impossible for him to take out a piece of RMB and tell the other party "this is money". If he really does that, then it is not that the other party is stupid, but he is stupid.

"Brother, wait!"

Yu Wuya stopped him, and under the impatient eyes of the other party, he gritted his teeth and said, "Brother, I don't have any money, so I can exchange this dress with you, is that okay?"

After speaking, he took off the snow-white gown.

The man looked Yu Wuya up and down, and then muttered: "I'm a steamed bun seller, what's the use of your clothes? Do you still go to sing opera?"

Even though he said this, he took the white coat with his hand very honestly. After all, don't take advantage of it, you bastard!

The material of this dress is good at first glance.

If you encounter Hanfu players, if you resell it, you can't get away with hundreds of dollars!

"Okay, these buns, you can eat whatever you want, so that you are full." The man folded his white clothes, put them on the trolley, and waved his hand, very generously.

How much can a young man eat?

Yu Wuya didn't speak, grabbed two steamed buns, and started to eat voraciously, sucking, biting, kneading, enjoying the deliciousness of the big steamed stuffed buns to the fullest.

After eating ten buns, I was finally full.

"Can you still eat it? How about two more?"

The man selling buns asked tentatively, Yu Wuya shook his head satisfied, indicating that he couldn't eat anymore.

"You're full, then I'm leaving, let's agree."

The man lacked confidence, but seeing that Yu Wuya didn't stop him, he pushed the cart and ran away. His steps were a little hasty, as if he was taking advantage of it and felt guilty.

Seeing this, Yu Wuya felt awe-inspiring.

From the looks of it, this woman who teased him was not simple, she grasped the demeanor and psychological activities of various characters vividly, which was reasonable and reasonable!

he knows.

Everything in this illusion was conceived by this woman, and the person he met was actually the incarnation of this woman.

"Hey, after one meal, the next meal will be hungry again."

Yu Wuya sighed, and said to himself: "I have to figure out what this money is, after all, for ordinary people, it is difficult to move a single step without money."

After speaking, he walked forward.

Walk aimlessly.

He asked everyone "what is money".

As a result, he received a lot of blank stares, and some even called him sick on the spot, pointing at his nose and cursing, which can be said to hurt his self-esteem.

As a result, Yu Wuya's mood became more and more depressed. After all, how could that person who has been in a high position for a long time bear so many white eyes?

In particular, these supercilious eyes still come from a group of ants.

Several times, he seemed to be furious and ready to erupt, but he held back in the end, because only in this way could he fit his personality as the sage of all laws.

If there is such a little thing, she will be incompetent and furious, then the woman will definitely suspect that he is acting and playing tricks, and I am afraid she will make things even more difficult for him.