I can practice a hundred million times

Chapter 496 I'm the one

Shangguan's speechless heart was exposed, and he cursed furiously: "Why are you meddling in your own business when you serve wine when the waiter serves wine? Where did I blush, and which eye of yours saw my blush, quickly give me Get out, don't delay my drinking here."

The shop clerk was terrified, nodded quickly, and even turned around and got into the back kitchen. He probably didn't expect that his words had pierced Shangguan's speechless heart.

Lu Ming couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Lu Ming, what are you laughing at? It's not that the waiter in the shop is meddling in other people's business, why am I blushing." Shangguan Wuyan continued to explain weakly.

"No, no, it's all our misreading, so don't explain, hurry up and eat your food. Since there is Nv Nu Hong here, it's better to pour a few drinks and no one will talk about your face. In fact, that's all It's your pretty face, everyone is deeply attracted by your face, that's why they pay special attention to your flushed face."

Shangguan pouted silently, looking very aggrieved. "I won't tell you anymore, I want to drink, I want to eat vegetables, and I want to taste all the delicacies."

After about an hour or so, everyone found that the five tables were put together and the dishes were basically wiped out. It was completely wiped out by Shangguan Wuyan alone. to three full.

Lu Ming was very surprised by this, he had never seen such a woman so edible.Even in real life, he has never seen it.

I have also seen some people in the video on Douyin, holding a large bowl of dishes and eating them with big mouthfuls, and they were wiped out after a few efforts, but those are very fake, and no one can be like that appetite.However, Lu Ming saw such a woman in the game, which made people applaud.

"I don't know if there are any better dishes in the store. I think I need to add some more dishes to my stomach, otherwise I will be hungry again." Shangguan Wuyan threw the empty bottle aside and licked it. He licked his lips, and then looked at the door in the back kitchen.

"You don't, you need at least 100 people to eat these 100 dishes. You just wiped out one person, and you said that you are only three-point full and want to eat more dishes. You really admire me. I have never seen such a woman with a big stomach."

Shangguan Wuyan smiled faintly and said: "Didn't you see it now? Didn't someone say that if I can't finish the 100 dishes, I need to pay the 100 alliance coins myself? Then who do you think now?" Will you pay the 100 alliance coins?"

Lu Ming wondered if it was because of the 100 alliance coins that he ate up all the 100 dishes. If so, it should be a woman whom he admired very much.

"Shopkeeper, come out, I have something to tell you." Before Lu Ming could say anything, Shangguan hurriedly yelled towards the back kitchen door without words.

The shopkeeper ran out from the door of the back kitchen, and said with a smile on his face: "Girl, do you have any orders? Is it because the dishes are not delicious?"

After he finished speaking, he felt that he had to take back the sentence, because he saw that all the dishes on the five tables had been wiped out.So the shopkeeper showed a very astonished expression on his face. He really didn't expect such a little girl to be able to wipe out all 5 dishes, and also drank up two bottles of wine. Who is this?

"Shopkeeper, what are you thinking?" Shangguan Wuyan saw that the shopkeeper was in a daze, so he asked.

The shopkeeper quickly came back to his senses, and said in an apologetic tone: "Girl, I didn't think about anything, but I didn't expect that you would eat up all 100 dishes. I don't know what else you can order, as long as I can do it." , must meet the girl's request."

"It's okay, I just feel like I'm only 100% full. It's because you cut corners and every dish is so small, which makes me only 100% full. In order to punish you, I want you to send another [-] dishes Serve the food, otherwise, I won't pay the [-] alliance coins."

The shopkeeper turned pale with fright. Firstly, he didn't expect that the girl wanted 100 dishes, and secondly, because if he didn't pay the Union Coins for the 100 dishes, he would at least lose all of them.

"Girl, please don't, our shop is small and quick to sell, if you don't pay for the 100 dishes, how will I live." The shopkeeper quickly apologized, he was about to die.

Shangguan pouted silently, and said disapprovingly: "For the sake of your sincerity, I don't want the one hundred dishes, but I have something to tell you, I want to borrow your back car for a while." Yes, the big brother in front of me wants to cook for me by himself, do you have any opinion?"

"I don't have any opinions. The girl said it first. You have to pay for the 100 dishes first. Otherwise, I don't know what to do." The shopkeeper said quickly.

Lu Ming had a surprised expression on his face, he never thought that Shangguan Wuyan would make such a move. "Shangguan Wuyan, do you really want me to cook for you? Let's talk about it first. I think my cooking is delicious, but you may not necessarily think it is delicious, so I have to make a statement first."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you cook, I will accompany you to the end, even if it is the most unpalatable. But the shopkeeper said that you need to pay the 100 alliance coins first, otherwise he can't agree to my request, then Do you want to pay or not?"

"Look at what you said. If you eat 100 dishes, it is equivalent to their annual income. Of course, you have to pay for it. Otherwise, how will they live?" Lu Ming said, taking out the food from his backpack. He bought 100 alliance coins and put them on the table, and everyone's eyes were blinded in panic.

"Wow, it really is local tyrant gold, there are so many alliance coins."

"Can I hug his thigh? It's just too enviable."

"Stop making trouble, with your grade, people don't even look at you."

"But I'm so envious, even if you give me an alliance coin, look at us, even if we sell these equipment, there are not many alliance coins."

……

There was a lot of discussion among the people, and the store suddenly became restless.

The shopkeeper's eyes lit up when he saw the Union Coins on the table. He quickly reached out and pocketed the 100 Union Coins, and then said ecstatically, "Since the two of you have already paid for the dishes, then Girl, of course I agree to your request, but there is a time limit, otherwise, if you occupy my back kitchen for a long time, then my business will not be able to continue."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 497

"Naturally, I only have an hour or so at most, but it depends on how many dishes the girl in front of me wants me to cook." Lu Ming said seriously.

Shangguan thought for a moment without words, and then said: "I'm already 10% full now, and I don't have that many demands, as long as you cook [-] dishes for me."

"Hey, 10 dishes, do you want me to die? I haven't even cooked so many dishes for my parents, but I actually fried 10 dishes for you?" Lu Ming was shocked. He didn't expect the girl to mean her. It is wishful thinking to actually fry 10 dishes by yourself.

Shangguan pouted silently, making a very aggrieved look, "But I only ate a third of my fill, if you can stir-fry 10 more dishes, maybe I'll be half full, that's all I want , do you want to refuse? I'm just having a meal, why is it so difficult? It's too difficult for me. "

Lu Ming shook his head and felt very helpless. He didn't expect that the woman he brought was a foodie and a big eater. After eating so many dishes, she was only [-]% full. It was unbelievable.

"Are you here to do a mission, or to be a foodie? Alright, alright, stop talking, tell me, what kind of 10 dishes do you want me to cook?" Lu Ming finally surrendered. The woman kept arguing, and she didn't know when it would end.

Shangguan Wuyan smiled and wiped the tears from his face, but there were no tears at all, it was just acting. "My request is very simple. It is home-cooked food. You can make whatever dish you think is delicious. Anyway, you only need to make up 10 dishes." After finishing, he licked his lips, feeling as if he wanted to eat It's time for Lu Ming to cook for him.

Lu Ming really had no choice but to agree to his request, so he put the sword back into his backpack, then looked at the man who was still lying on the ground, and couldn't help but say, "Don't pretend to be dead, get out of here quickly!" Come on, don't let me see you again, I'm going to kill you instantly when I see you."

The man got up quickly, and disappeared into the crowd in despair.Everyone couldn't remember why he appeared, but instead put all their interest on Dao Shangguan Wuyan.

Lu Ming walked into the back kitchen, looked for some ingredients, and began to show off his cooking skills.

About an hour later, Lu Ming ordered the waiter in the shop to bring all 10 dishes to Shangguan Wuyan.

"Ding dong!"

A familiar voice appeared in Lu Ming's mind, those system prompts.

"Congratulations, your cooking skills have reached a small achievement!"

"It's over?" Lu Ming was very surprised. In the past, if the system had a notification sound, there would be some rewards afterwards, but this time there didn't seem to be such a surprise.

"Since there is no reward, don't give me any hints. It's really disappointing me. What's the use of dividing it by achieving a small achievement? It's just a tasteless." Lu Ming walked out of the back kitchen and came to Shangguan while talking. In front of speechless.

Shangguan Wuyan then closed his eyes and smelled the 10 dishes on the table, and then said with great enjoyment: "The taste should be good, but the color is a bit ugly, but it should be delicious."

"You can eat it after frying it for you, and pick and choose." Lu Ming said with some displeasure.

"I'm a foodie, and there must be a ceremony before I eat. Judging is inevitable. It's reasonable to give you a compliment." Shangguan said without words.

It is simply impossible to reason with a woman, otherwise the man will always lose, Lu Ming secretly said in his heart with deep understanding.

In less than 10 minutes, Shangguan Wuyan wiped out all the ten dishes that Lu Ming fried in full view.After finishing, he touched his mouth with his hand, and said with great enjoyment: "Not bad, not bad, the 10 dishes are much better than those fried in the store, I will give you 10 praises." After finishing speaking, he burped.

"Of course I said it all. The dishes I cook must be delicious. Since you are full, let's find an inn where we can stay."

As soon as I said this, the shopkeeper interrupted and said: "You two, why bother to search so hard, I can live in the inn, and there are several rooms available now, if you two are willing, I will arrange it."

If you don’t need to go out to look for it, then it’s good, Lu Ming nodded and said: “Okay, since you have a good house here, then arrange someone to follow it, and we will go to rest after eating.”

"Dele, please go to the two of you, I'll arrange it right away." After finishing, the shopkeeper ordered the waiter, and the two went upstairs together.

Shangguan Wuyan got up and stretched, and said very satisfied: "Believe it or not, this is the best dish I have eaten since I grew up. It is also the first time I can eat half full."

"If you want to say that, then your life is too sad. You actually ate half full for the first time, and you ate 110 dishes in one go. Then do you want to thank me, or do you want to give me a promise? Come and repay my kindness." Lu Ming teased with a tired tone.

Shangguan had no words to drink the two bottles of wine, he was already a little tipsy, he stretched out his hand, put it on Lu Ming's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Someone has to agree to a promise, don't you think I drink it? After drinking two bottles of wine, I was already unconscious, and then put me to sleep while I was in danger."

The naked words made Lu Ming very surprised. He never thought that such words would come from such a beautiful woman.But I was not surprised, because this is a drunk woman, so no matter what she said, she took it for granted.

"I'm not so hungry and thirsty that I want to take a little girl for surgery. If I need it, I can go to the street to find some girls in the fence. Three times, five times, and two can solve my thoughts. At least it's like talking to a drunk It's much better to sleep with a woman like you." Lu Ming said disapprovingly, curling his lips and shrugging.

"Lu Ming, what are you talking about? You actually said that the women in the fence are better than me, and that women who sleep in the fence would rather not sleep with me? Are you going too far, and you have to take care of my feelings no matter what. Well, look at so many people, will I still be able to marry after you say that?" Shangguan said aggrievedly, pouted silently.

Everyone laughed out loud after hearing this, feeling that their three views were about to be subverted, no woman would say that.

"You melon-eating people, what are you laughing at? If you don't like me or forward it to me, then get out of here quickly, lest my old lady get angry and kill you people in seconds." Shangguan said in a panic. .

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 498 Distance Creates Beauty

Everyone was shocked. They also saw what happened to those big men and that man just now. At this moment, there are still bloodstains left by them and the price they paid.

Lu Ming saw that the woman was drunk, so he put down his hand and said solemnly: "Okay, don't argue with them, since they don't give you likes or reposts, it's theirs." Wrong, I see that you have been taking care of me this month, and your body must not be able to take it anymore, why don't you go to rest early and talk about it tomorrow, okay?"

Shangguan still pouted silently, and murmured: "Then can you carry me up? I feel that my injured leg is numb and I can't walk. If someone sees it, they will definitely say that I am drunk. In fact, I was not drunk, and those two bottles of wine couldn't do anything to me at all."

Anyway, a drunk person would never say that he was drunk. Lu Ming had no choice but to agree to his request, so he carried him on his back and stepped up the stairs step by step.

Under the leadership of the waiter, he came down to the door of one of the rooms. After opening the door, the waiter ran out quickly, fearing that he would cause some trouble in front of the woman.

Lu Ming walked into the room with Shangguan Wuyan on his back, put it on the bed, and then stood in front of him and said solemnly: "Okay, now you have arrived at your resting place, I will go to the next door, if you have something to do calls me."

About to leave Shangguan Wuyan, he grabbed his hand and murmured, "Why are you leaving? Isn't it good here? I don't know how to eat people, so why are you so afraid of me? What's so good about next door? It's deserted over there. If you leave, my side will also be deserted. I'm afraid that I will be alone and lonely. Would you please accompany me?"

Lu Ming was a little helpless. At this moment, he was 100% sure that the woman in front of him was drunk. If he kept pestering her, there would definitely be some problems that shouldn't arise.

"There is a difference between men and women. Men and women can't kiss each other. You should understand this truth. If I spread the word here, it will not be good for our reputation. I am next door to you. You just need to shout and I will kill you." If you can hear it, you can come over then." Lu Ming tried his best to explain.

"I just hate you. I don't think I'm as good-looking as your woman. I know that Lin Xi is very good-looking. She is 10 times more beautiful than me, and she is more than 100 times more beautiful. But can't you just open your eyes and look at me? I am also a woman , I am so well-behaved, don't I look better than those women in the brothel?" Shangguan Wuyan said when he grabbed Lu Ming.

"I think you are drunk and talking nonsense. I know you are pretty too. A woman in a brothel is not as good-looking as you. Look at your little face, you can pinch water out, and you are so juicy and juicy. I feel very excited, you don’t want to think about it, I live next door, I can hear you if you shout, then I’ll go first, you should lie down and rest.” After Lu Ming finished speaking, he quickly broke free from the other party’s arms. hand, ran out of the room, and closed the door.

"Lu Ming, you are a coward. I think you just don't dare to face me directly. I know you still like me in your heart, so you should stop escaping from reality. Besides, if you treat that woman easily, he won't I’m sure I’ll be able to overcome the catastrophe. Even if I do, they won’t be in the same jelly with you. How do you find it? Why is it so difficult to talk to me in my room." Shangguan Wuyan got up from the bed and shouted loudly towards the door.

Lu Ming didn't go far, but stood in the corridor, he heard everything Shangguan said without words.At this moment, he felt that there was some truth in what Shangguan Wuyan said. It was only two days before the registration time, and there was no news from the other party until now. It seemed that he did not succeed in crossing the tribulation.If this is the case, then he will have to go on his own in the future, breaking in slowly. If there is no one to accompany him on the road, then this kind of practice will be very boring.

"Lu Ming, I know you can hear me. I admit that I like you very much, but I don't mean to take you as my own. I like talking to you and following you. This month I have been used to your existence since then. We will be separated after tomorrow, I just want to talk to you a little bit more tonight, is this too much to ask? Can't you satisfy it?" Shangguan was speechless Continue to speak thoughtfully.

"I know you only have Lin Xi in your heart. During the month you were in a coma, you have called his name more than once. I just envy such a man who loves her very much. What an extravagance."

……

Lu Ming came to the next room, lying on the bed, looking at the ceiling, thinking about many things.

"Lin Xi, why do I feel like I miss you more and more now? My elder brother Shangguan Wuyan already has a husband and wife affair, so he can't miss you anymore, but I just can't do it." Lu Ming said to himself said in language.

Lying on the bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep all night, Lu Ming listened to the silent chatter of Shangguan next door all night, and he never stopped.He himself didn't stop for a moment, thinking of Lin Xi, the woman who broke his heart, the spy in the evil clan.

At this moment, he was very worried about Lin Xi's safety, because he didn't dare to confirm whether anyone else knew Lin Xi's identity. If anyone knew, his safety would definitely be threatened.After all, the Lin Group is the public enemy of all thieves and beasts.

The next day, Lu Ming opened his eyes and was about to get up, but he found another person breathing in the room. He looked down and found Shangguan Wuyan lying next to him in disheveled clothes.

Lu Ming was taken aback, and hurriedly got out of bed to get dressed, but found that Shangguan Wuyan had also woken up at this moment, staring at him with wide eyes.

"...Are you awake?" Lu Ming said hesitantly.

Shangguan Wuyan was not surprised at all, probably he walked over from the next room while Lu Ming was sleeping soundly, and lay on his bed.At this moment, he seemed to be very satisfied with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, I woke up a long time ago. I saw that you were sleeping soundly, so I didn't dare to disturb you. Did you sleep well last night?" Shangguan Wuyan didn't seem to take all this seriously, feeling that it was a matter of course same thing.

Lu Ming hurriedly put on his clothes, and then said with some embarrassment: "Could it be that I went to the wrong room? I'm sorry, I guess I have sleepwalking, and I accidentally came to your room. I am sorry for my behavior."

To apologize, I'm really sorry. "

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 499 When a Woman Becomes Gentle

"No, this is your room."

"This is my room, how is it possible, then when did you come here?"

"I saw you fell asleep, and then I came here. I was very scared over there, so I wanted to let you accompany me. Although you fell asleep, I felt safe lying beside you. Lu Ming, you look really good when you sleep, you are so fascinated by me, I wanted to kiss you once." Shangguan said silently with his mouth pouted coquettishly.

Lu Ming thought to himself, it seems that this woman hasn't sobered up yet, otherwise she wouldn't have said such nonsense.He smiled lightly, and said awkwardly: "There are some things you can't talk nonsense, how about this, since you like to be in these rooms, then I'll go to the next door."

He was about to leave, but Shangguan Wuyan grabbed his hand. "Hey, am I that scary? Why don't you talk to me? Is it because the 10 dishes I asked you to cook yesterday were too demanding, so you are angry or there is another reason. If there is You tell me the reason, so that I can know what I did wrong, I will change it until you are satisfied, isn't it okay?"

Looking at the woman's pitiful appearance, there was a cute and sprouting feeling, Lu Ming still couldn't bear it, so he murmured: "I didn't mean that, the 10 dishes you made yesterday, you think they are delicious That's fine, I'm not angry, it's just that you don't know the rules of the game, men and women can't lie in the same room unless they are a couple."

Shangguan Wuyan listened to Lu Ming's words with a dazed expression, as if he heard an alien language.

"It's great to be a couple, then let's be a couple, so that you can sleep together every night in the future."

I'll go, where is this woman from?Why doesn't she even understand this point? Could it be that there has never been such a concept in her mind that men and women are different?Or is she just pretending to be stupid, but she is actually a game master.

Lu Ming couldn't tell whether this woman was really stupid or not. "Shangguan is speechless, I don't have time to tell you this, but we will be separated after dinner, I hope that if you meet a man in the future, don't be like a couple, it's a lot to do Something two people can do."

"Separate? I have already thought about it. After eating your 10 dishes, I decided not to separate from you. I want to be with you and taste your dishes every day. This is the only way in my life. The highest state of pursuit. I know that you are also reluctant to part with me. Now that I have made a decision, you should be happy. Or are you afraid that it will be troublesome to cook for me every day in the future? That’s okay, I can also cook for you, and the dishes I cook are also very delicious." Shangguan Wuyan's ignorant look is really cute.

"It's not a question of whether to cook or not, but it's impossible for us not to be separated, because you are now assigned to the volcano country, and I am a person in the unknown field, so it is impossible for the two of us to be together. We The only reason for coming here is to continue to practice, reach the highest level, and then welcome the arrival of the evil race, otherwise, why should we work so hard to come here?" Although Lu Ming had lost his patience, there was no way You have to explain it to the other party.