Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

He seemed to have forgotten that if Du Shaoqing came, it would be a ticking time bomb. Once it was detonated, the chaos would become even more uncontrollable. Didn't he just kill the deputy envoy of Tubo last time?

Seeing that the situation was getting worse, Tang Jian became ruthless and decided to go all out. He blushed and shouted: "Your Majesty, although the previous dynasties had the practice of making marriages, and we took it as a tolerance, where are those dynasties today? So what are the marriages?" It is the way to subjugate the country, and it is absolutely unacceptable in the Tang Dynasty.”

"Enough! Tang Jian is presumptuous. Today all the countries congratulate me for the ten thousand years of the Tang Dynasty, but you say the way to subjugate the country, come in, push it out, and order you to shut yourself up and think for ten days." Li Er shouted angrily, and the Tai Chi Hall suddenly fell silent. , everyone was taken aback by Li Er's sudden rage.

Tang Jian was escorted out of the palace by the guards of the forbidden army with an agitated expression. No matter how embarrassed he was, he found a fast horse and ran straight towards Du Shaoqing's medical center.

"Great Khan, I don't know about our country's marriage proposal," urged the West Turkic Office secretly.

Li Er said impatiently with a dark face: "Let's put this matter on hold for the time being, and discuss it another day. Do you have anything else to do? If you have something to do, let's leave. When my Southwest Army returns home, I invite you to watch the ceremony together. "

I didn't expect that the blocker should be forced to go away, the other party should agree, why is it postponed?

But he can only suffer from being dumb. After all, the king of a country is always moody, and he, a foreign envoy, dare not be too presumptuous to persecute him.

At this time, Prince Gaochang stood up, "God Khan, Xiao Wang has a grievance to be avenged. A few days ago at the gate of the palace, Xiao Wang and his deputy were beaten and insulted by a little princess of the Tang Dynasty, and this envoy of the Western Turks He was beaten half to death by the people of the Tang Dynasty in the street, and we have no way to redress our grievances, so we ask God Khan to decide for us."

Li Er squeezed the center of his eyebrows, and said to himself, are you here to congratulate me today, or to make things difficult for me?

At first, you respected me as the Khan of Heaven, was it just to find me to complain about your grievances?What a bunch of barbarians with wolves and ambitions. If I knew this, what is the use of it?

"Liu Dewei of Dali Temple, you are here to take over the unjust case of this Gaochang envoy, and I order you to have a trial within three days and come up with a result." Li Er didn't ask any further questions, and directly ordered.

Who knew that Prince Gaochang was young and energetic, and he shouted directly: "God Khan, we have already found out that the one who ordered the tiger to beat us up that day was the daughter of Princess Changle, and the guards at the gate of the palace can testify to this.

As for Western Turk's injuries, it was related to Du Shaoqing, Princess Changle's husband-in-law. "

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at Prince Gaochang with strange expressions, and thought that this kid is new here, who is not good for you to provoke, and Du Shaoqing?Isn't this courting death?

How could Emperor Li Er not know these two things, he knew that day, and he believed that half of the courtiers knew, so he smiled lightly and looked at Dali Temple Minister Liu Dewei, which means you can figure it out Bar.

Chapter 333 The Khitan envoy of 'Zhili'

Liu Dewei is Emperor Li Er's confidant, how could he not understand the emperor's intentions, so he stood up calmly and asked, "Could Prince Gaochang be joking?

As far as I know, Princess Changle has only one daughter, who is only five years old now. This child is cute and cute, so why would she have any grudges against the prince?

Moreover, Prince Gaochang and his party came in and out with many guards with knives, how capable can that little princess hurt you? "

What? ? ?five years old?Envoys from other countries expressed their surprise. Prince Gaochang has a grudge against a five-year-old girl?Or is it not a grudge, but being beaten up?Come to sue now?

The most interesting thing is the Khitan envoy from the east. This envoy has a rough appearance, but he has a big gold chain on his body, and there are no less than a dozen rings on his hands, including gold, silver, and jewels. Yes, even the clothes are cut out of silk, and simply made in Khitan style. This kind of dress, others can understand at a glance that this guy is showing off his wealth.

Of course, the big man's attire is not the point. He heard the news that Prince Gaochang was beaten by a five-year-old girl, and he laughed unabashedly. The disdain and ridicule in that laughter made the young Prince Gaochang blush. Like a pork liver.

"My prince said that the imperial guards at the gate of your palace are all witnesses to this matter. Everyone has seen it. It was that little girl who ordered the tiger to hurt us."

Liu Dewei shook his head and said: "You said that you and the Western Turkic envoy were both injured, so why don't you see the scars on your body? Could it be that what you call injury means that a child glanced at you? So please forgive me for not being able to do so in Dali Temple." Accept such an absurd case."

The Khitan envoy laughed and said, "I said, little baby of Gaochang, you haven't been weaned, have you come to the Tang Palace to complain, and you didn't find a better excuse to accuse a five-year-old child? Don't say that no one will believe it. This is real.

Even if everything you said is true, but as an adult in your 20s, you can't even beat a five-year-old girl, don't you feel ashamed?It's too soft!

If it were me, I would go out and jump to my death in the moat, so as not to be laughed to death by my clansmen when I go back. "

I, Prince Gaochang, spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and was almost killed by the opponent's last knife.

Vice envoy Gao Chang said solemnly: "This envoy, don't make trouble, one yard is equal to one yard, our prince was indeed hurt, that little princess has a colorful tiger mount, although she is young, she can command tigers to fight, Neither I nor His Royal Highness are rivals.

God Khan, at that time the imperial guards at the gate of the palace stopped our guards and deliberately made the little princess bully me and the prince. Please give us justice. "

After all, this man was old-fashioned, calmly told the story, and directed the conversation to Li Er.

Who knew that Li Er hadn't spoken yet, several other envoys exclaimed in unison, "Tiger as a mount? Don't look at the joke, the tiger is the king of beasts, it cannot be tamed, let alone a five-year-old girl." Mount, the envoys of Gaochang and Changzhou are probably crazy."

The Khitan envoy was more straightforward: "Could it be that these two bastards were sent by Gaochang to eat and drink? If the tiger can be used as a mount, then I, a Khitan warrior, can raise an army of tigers. Don't lie, I have done diplomacy." As an envoy, you should know the etiquette and laws of the Tang Dynasty, and you can't tell lies."

Liu Dewei looked at the Khitan envoy, a burly man, covered in jewels and jewels, and said a few vulgar words, is this talking about etiquette to everyone in the Tai Chi Hall?This style of painting is too eye-catching.

"The Western Turkic envoy can also testify to this matter. He saw the little princess riding a tiger with his own eyes." Prince Gaochang shouted.

The Western Turkic envoy was full of entanglements. He didn't plan to sue at first, after all, he still hoped that a princess from the Tang Dynasty would come out, and he really didn't want to provoke Du Shaoqing who didn't know how deep he was. Who knew that kid Gaochang was a Stunned, he involved himself in it.

So he had no choice but to stand up and nod his head to testify that he had indeed seen the little princess using a tiger as a mount.

So this is even more troublesome. The Khitan envoys and Shi Wei envoys, at the same time, begged the emperor Li Er, willing to pay a lot of money to learn from this little princess how to tame tigers. The tiger is very jealous when it is a mount.

"Everyone, the domestication of tigers in the Tang Dynasty is only an example of my son-in-law Du Shaoqing's family, so I'm afraid I will disappoint everyone." Li Erlang said.

Everyone was very disappointed, but Dali Temple Minister Liu Dewei refused Gaochang's envoy without changing his expression: "You two, Dali Temple has been established for many years, and it has accepted the case of a five-year-old child, so we will accept your case in five ways.

According to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, when it comes to children fighting, most of them are based on parents' persuasion and education, and they are not sent to the yamen for sentencing.

Because even after the trial, is it possible that we have to sentence the child?Or let you beat the child?Could it be that Gao Chang has a habit of beating children?

Or let you beat that tiger?If it gets out, people will probably say that the envoy is having trouble with a beast.

Therefore, I advise the two of you, if you encounter such a situation again, look for reasons from yourself, and don't lower your status. The two represent Gao Chang's face. "

What Liu Dewei said was serious, but Gao Chang and the two almost passed out. Why does this sound wrong? Why are children fighting?Are we beaten by children?

But no one in the Tai Chi Hall thought so, everyone looked at Gao Chang and the two contemptuously, and everyone agreed with Liu Dewei's view that it was just children fighting.

The Khitan envoy played with the gold chain around his neck and said mockingly: "Little baby, did you hear that? How can children report to officials when they fight? Parents are required to persuade and educate.

What is your name, King Gaochang?If he is timid and dare not come to lead him, would you like Uncle Khitan to do it for him? "

Gaochang's deputy envoy was impatient and said angrily: "Khitan envoy, are you planning to start a war with Gaochang Kingdom? Why are you targeting me everywhere?"

"Go to war? Don't think too highly of yourself. If there is no Tang Dynasty between you, do you think a small country like Gaochang can survive until now?

I hate seeing other people showing off their wealth in front of me the most in my life, but this kid from your family is also wearing a pair of gold chains. This is in the Tang Palace. If you were in my Khitan king's tent, you two would have been killed by my Khitan king. The warrior was chopped into eight pieces. "

Pu Gaochang's envoy couldn't think of it, why this rough Khitan man was targeting him everywhere, and made a fuss for a long time just because of this trivial matter?Hit the chain?Ours isn't a gold chain, okay? It's the prince's pure gold beads

The rhetoric of the two small countries made many people in the Tai Chi Hall secretly laugh. It's really a hundred steps to laugh at fifty steps, how much bigger is Khitan than Gaochang?I am afraid that according to the area of ​​the map, it is not as good as Gaochang. This Khitan envoy is obviously an arrogant madman with no knowledge.

Seeing that the Gaochang envoy stopped causing trouble, Liu Dewei looked at the bandaged envoy Chu Mi of the Western Turks, and asked meaningfully: "I just heard that the noble envoy of the Western Turks was also beaten in the Tang Dynasty." , I don't know if there is such a thing, if it is true, please explain it in detail.

All of you come to Datang for missions, we at Datang cannot be rude, and we will definitely uphold justice for you. "

After finishing speaking, he added: "Of course, I believe that this injury is obviously not something a five-year-old child can do."

Well, Prince Gaochang was hit again.

Chapter 334 Take the baby to Honglu Temple?

Faced with such questioning, the Western Turkic envoy recalled how he was beaten at that time, and he was not going to file a complaint. After all, it was his own fault, and it would not be good to make a big fuss in the Tai Chi Hall.