Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

Feng Zhidai didn't know that Xiao Xuanxuan had been the little God of Wealth in Chang'an for a year, so how could she not know what capital with interest is?

"Junior Sister Du, stop talking nonsense with him, let's rush up and beat him to death!" Someone said anxiously.

Xiao Xuanxuan waved her hand and said, "No rush.

Although my father taught me not to fight.

But the master said that we should punish rape and eradicate evil.

And I remember that my father sometimes said something about villains and bandits, and he always liked to say a few harsh words before making a move.

Well, now it seems that there are so many of us, we should be regarded as villains, but how do we say this?We just fight and don't grab things. "

Xiao Xuanxuan felt sad.

Listening to the little girl's plan, Feng Zhidai almost passed out, my God, what did this little girl learn?

And this is too funny, how can you say that you are a villain?And the villain who punishes rape and eliminates evil?

At this moment, Cheng Ruyu stepped forward quickly, raised her hands and said, "I know, I know, the third brother taught me that I can speak harsh words."

Ok? ? ?

Everyone looked at Cheng Ruyu questioningly, you?real or fake?Did you go out with your brain today?I've been in a daze all day, and I can't memorize the lessons. Do you remember any cruel words?

"Cheng Ruyu, can you do it? Don't scare the villain by saying it. It would be embarrassing for him to laugh at us." Someone questioned.

Cheng Ruyu said confidently, "Don't worry, my third brother used this to scare five children to tears."

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Feng Zhidai couldn't help laughing, who is this little girl?It's too cute, scaring the kids to tears?I'm an adult, okay?

Almost all the children were suspicious, but Xiao Xuanxuan encouraged her: "Sister Ruyu is fine, I trust you.

Even if you don't want to cry this villain in fear, at worst we rush up and beat him up. "

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Feng Zhidai felt chilly, and thought that this sentence seemed to be enough cruel words, you don't need to rehearse, now it seems that this five-year-old girl is the one who takes the lead here.

Cheng Ruyu didn't react at all, she was moved and nodded to Xiao Xuanxuan.

But she didn't notice that Xiao Xuanxuan still didn't believe it when she said that she couldn't cry because she was so scared?

At this time, I saw Cheng Ruyu approaching Feng Zhidai step by step, pointing at Feng Zhidai with one hand on his hips and shouting, "Hey! You villain, get down and die quickly.

Tooth collapse is half a word, no matter whether it is killed or buried! "

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Quiet, the audience was very quiet, even the sound of breathing was hidden, and everyone stood there in a daze.

Feng Zhidai even had a hallucination. Could it be that this kid is from the green forest?So proficient in slang?

Cheng Ruyu saw that the other party was not intimidated, and the friends around her were silent. It seemed like a failure?

"how come?

Is this sentence not harsh enough?

Well, let me change the sentence. "

Xiao Ruyu thought for a while, then put on her posture again and shouted: "We are all little monsters, we kill people without blinking an eye, and eat people without putting salt in them!"

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Before Feng Zhidai could react, a child behind the crowd suddenly burst into tears.

"Wow that's scary, I want to go home, I don't want to eat people"

Duan Gui and the others were sweating profusely. What's the situation? Before the fight started, they killed their own people first?Junior Sister Cheng, who sent you here?

An older child next to him yelled and cursed: "You idiot, you beat yourself to tears before the fight, it was already a mistake, and now you are the one who is holding back, I knew I wouldn't bring you here, and I still want to see God like this Hu, if you go home and pet a cat, I think cats will dislike you, it's so useless."

The child seemed to be only nine years old. After being scolded, he didn't dare to cry.

Duan Gui couldn't stand it anymore, stood up and said: "Everyone, stop talking nonsense with him, and rush up to avenge Little Miaomiao."

Everyone looked at Xiao Xuanxuan, waiting for her order.

Xiao Xuanxuan pulled Cheng Ruyu, then stared at Feng Zhidai, like a tiger staring at something, with a fierce look.

The little finger pointed: "Beat him!"

Feng Zhidai saw that something was wrong, and exclaimed: "What are you doing? Seriously?

Let me tell you, I don't hit children

Fuck, who sneaked up?"

Before he finished speaking, someone swung a sap from behind his back, and hit the crook of his leg with a stick, Feng Zhidai fell down in response.

He was quickly submerged in the crowd of children, and gradually he couldn't even hear the screams.

Poor young master of the Feng family, he is so handsome that few people can match him, but today he fell into the hands of a group of children.

The most important thing is that when he fell to the ground, he was on his back, so it was a tragedy. When the crowd dispersed, the people on the ground were almost unrecognizable with noses and faces swollen, and their faces were covered with footprints.

Xiao Xuanxuan went up to take a look, kicked and scolded: "Hmph, let you hurt my little Miaomiao, beat your mother so badly."

Then he clapped his hands and stepped over Feng Zhidai, trotted to Da Mao's side to claim credit and said, "Little Miaomiao, how is it? My sister vented your anger for you. I hope you can beat that man so hard that he can't get up when he lies on the ground."

The big cat grinned, as if it really understood it, let out a low growl of joy, and stuck out its big tongue.

"Shenhu Shenhu, the footprints on that villain's face are mine, mine." The child who was frightened and crying before voluntarily shouted.

"Come on, don't be shy, let's knock people out first, and then you can make up a few feet when they are all scattered. Do you dare to let you go first?" A classmate next to him said.

My kid hid behind with a blushing face.

Xiao Xuanxuan said happily: "It's okay, it's okay, we won a big victory today, everyone contributed their efforts, according to the agreement, you are all friends of Xiao Miaomiao.

Now you can line up and touch him. "

Pooh big cat wants to cry, can I only sell my appearance and not my body?What should I do if my beautiful fur is stained by one person?

At this moment, the voice of the four tigers looking for the three tigers came from outside the door, "Third brother, where are you, third brother? If you don't cook after dinner, where did you go?"