Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

"Little Junior Sister, don't follow me anymore, okay? Brother, I beg you, can I call you Junior Senior Sister?" Di Renjie was so entangled that he couldn't move, and began to beg for mercy.

Xiao Xuanxuan's eyes lit up, and then she said slyly: "Hey, why didn't I think of it, good idea, then well, you can call me little senior sister."

"Well, my name is little senior sister!" Di Renjie shouted hastily.

"Haha, little junior brother, come and show me your bald head. I've never touched someone else's bald head when you grow so big." Xiao Xuanxuan joked with her hands on her hips in satisfaction.

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"Little Junior Sister, you lied to me? Talking is nothing, I already called you Little Senior Sister, and you still pester me? Absolutely not!" Di Renjie reprimanded loudly.

Xiao Xuanxuan narrowed her eyes and argued: "Really?

But just now I only promised you to call me little senior sister, but I didn't promise you not to pester you.

Hehe, it's not just you, I'll also find other senior brothers later, and pester them in this way until they all call me Senior Sister. I also want to thank the little junior brother for his good idea.

I really want to see how senior brother Cui Hao calls me senior sister, tsk tsk."

Poof Di Renjie is about to vomit blood. It is foreseeable that the little junior sister can do what she says, and I am afraid that after it is done, a group of senior brothers will definitely put all the hatred on their heads. When it is over, why did they provoke this evil star?

"But you don't have to be so difficult, as I said, as long as you let me touch your bald head, I will let you go, hurry up, be good." Xiao Xuanxuan bewitched Di Renjie as if calling for a little meow.

Di Renjie was about to cry, "Junior Sister, let Senior Brother go, I'm not feeling well these two days, how about a few days?"

"Hmph, are you trying to fool me? I also learned a few tricks from my father and Grandpa Daochang. You are not sick at all, and you are healthier than me.

In a few days?Your hair will grow out in a few days, where else can I find a bald head?No, just today, just now!

If you don't agree, I will call a helper. "Xiao Xuanxuan was dissatisfied.

Well, the older this girl gets, the harder it is to fool her.

In all honesty, Di Renjie would not succumb to Xiao Xuanxuan's power even if he was killed, but there was always a voice in his heart telling him that if he didn't compromise today, the little grandma might not be able to dismiss her.

So after the two of them stalemate for a stick of incense, Di Renjie slowly squatted down and said in a very humiliating way: "Okay, what you say is what you say, just take a look, if you dare to go back on your word, I will go to my teacher for comment!"

"No, no, hey, he is the most honest, so you know that senior brother Di Renjie is the best."

Xiao Xuanxuan immediately changed into a cute and coquettish face, and Di Renjie was already familiar with the weirdness of this little junior sister.

Xiao Xuanxuan touched Di Renjie's bald head curiously, there were stubbles that had just grown on it, and it was not smooth.

"It's nothing unusual, it's just a little bit bigger than my brother's bald head, and it's a bit prickly.

No, I heard that monks have small spots on their heads, don't they?Why don't you have one?Brother, you are not a fake monk, are you? "

Poof Di Renjie fell headlong, how should I answer this question?

Say I am a real monk?No, I went undercover, I didn't want to be a real monk.

But say I am a fake monk?What's more wrong, he was ordained and got the Dharma title, and finally assumed all the inheritance of Shaolin Temple. He is currently regarded as the bare Shaolin abbot. These are all fake monks. It is estimated that there are no real monks in the world.

Di Renjie didn't have ring scars on his head. When he was ordained, the abbot of Shaolin felt that since the child was chosen by the Buddha, he could help him get ordained, but he was not qualified to help the young monk to take the ordination on behalf of the Buddha.

Moreover, the Buddha has already handed down the dharma, so ring scars and the like are dispensable, and because of this, Di Renjie was spared a lot of suffering.

"Okay, okay, have you finished touching? Tell you, just this time, don't pester me again in the future."

Soon Xiao Xuanxuan also felt bored, clapped her hands and left, but because of Di Renjie's impatience at the last sentence, the little girl rolled her eyes and thought of some bad idea.

Outside the gate of the Imperial Physician Hall, the crowd formed a long queue, not to seek medical treatment, but to seek Du Shaoqing's apprenticeship. Chang'an has already spread the word that Du Consort sent disciples to eradicate the evil forces and Buddhism, and the people were spared from being tortured. The calamity of cheating.

Although the staff of the medical center explained to people time and time again that our people were only going to dispel the rumors in Luoyang, no one believed it.

"Eldest brother, didn't you say that you want to concentrate on studying in the backyard? Don't you go out until your hair grows? And now the outside is surrounded, if you go out like this, I'm afraid it will be troublesome again." In the courtyard of the hospital, Seeing that Di Renjie wanted to go to the front hall, Chang Baicao quickly persuaded him.

Di Renjie said with a wry smile: "Thank you for reminding me, Junior Brother.

It's just that I seem to have offended my junior sister just now, so"

"Oh senior brother, do you want to go out and hide?" Chang Baicao suddenly realized.

Di Renjie really wants to tell the other party, I want to tell you guys to go out and hide, or else you will all be called Junior Sister when Junior Sister comes back.

"Forget it, Chang'an is just this big, and my junior sister has a big cat in her hand, so she can't hide anywhere.

Brother, why don't you go and ask Master if you can bring Master's wife to the medical center. "

Chang Baicao understood, laughed loudly and said: "Okay, this time the senior brother has done a great job in helping the master out of the siege, junior brother, I will go to help and invite the master and wife to come over, and there is no way to block the right and wrong in front of the door like this."

It's a pity that things didn't go as planned, only Du Shaoqing and Xie Laodao were invited to send away those who blocked the door. Princess Changle mainly took care of the children at home, and the medical center was too chaotic, so it was inconvenient to go there.

It was an hour after Du Shaoqing saw off the people at the door, and it happened that Xiao Xuanxuan came back riding a big cat, followed by a group of friends.

"Daddy, you won't stop me from inviting these friends to our house, will you?" Xiao Xuanxuan blinked and said.

Du Shaoqing smiled and said: "How come? It's rare that you have friends visiting our house, it's so crowded.

Do you have lunch at noon?If necessary, you can inform Uncle Sanhu yourself. "

"Wow, thank you Daddy!

Hey, friends, come with me quickly, line up, my senior brother is inside, I will take you to find him. "

With a cheer, Xiao Xuanxuan led a group of children into the room, heading straight for Di Renjie in the backyard.

Uh am I doing something wrong?Why did my daughter suddenly bring so many children to Di Renjie?

Chang Baicao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Master, you don't know, the junior sister has been pestering the senior brother all morning, saying that he is the only remaining monk in the world, and she insists on playing with the senior brother's bald head.

Now it seems that it is better to have fun alone than to have fun together, big brother pills! "

I slipped on Du Shaoqing's feet, and I can imagine the end of the big disciple Di Renjie, being patted bald by so many children?that picture

"This girl, what a fool!

Well, Di Renjie's bald head is so popular, so many people can sell tickets for a fee, right? "Du Shaoqing rubbed his chin and whispered.

He seemed to have overlooked that maybe the rumors about Chang'an were not spread by the emperor, Du Shaoqing's disciple became a monk for no reason, and when he came back, the Buddhism collapsed, which itself has problems.

Chang Baicao almost fell down, thinking that what kind of father can have what kind of daughter, and after a long time, the little junior sister learned from her master for her inability to keep track.

A moment later, there was a scream like killing a pig from the backyard of the hospital: Help!

Even the hands of the old doctor who saw patients in the front hall trembled, it was too miserable.

Chapter 462 Someone Comes From Luoyang (Two in One)