Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

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A piece of meat that Fang Xuanling had just picked up fell on the table, and he looked at Du Shaoqing with surprise, his eyes revealing hidden worries.

Knowing Du Shaoqing's character, he immediately saw that since Du Shaoqing mentioned this edict, today's meal is self-evident, and he probably wanted to lift the ban with an excuse.

But how can this work?Or rather, how dare you?The royal family's surname is Li, and eating carp is forbidden. If you want to lift this ban, isn't this against the royal family?If you are caught by the inspector, it is not too much to say that you are plotting something wrong.

Everyone understood, including Cheng Yaojin, who had been crying all the time, also stopped.

Li Er suddenly burst into laughter, and then said to Du Shaoqing with a straight face: "I thought you were filial and invited me to come over for dinner, but I didn't expect that there are conditions for eating your meal.

Do you know what you want to do, boy? "

The hearts of everyone at the table tightened, Qin Shubao tugged at Du Shaoqing and said, "Boy, don't talk nonsense, and apologize to His Majesty."

Du Shaoqing looked directly at Li Er, and said seriously: "A banquet is a banquet, and remonstrance is remonstrance. It's fine if you didn't know about it before, but now you know it, so naturally you have to say it.

People's livelihood is no small matter, please think twice, Your Majesty! "

Li Jing tried to persuade him, "Shaoqing, you lived in the mountains since you were young, so I'm afraid you don't understand these things. The royal family's surname is Li. If the common people eat carp, aren't they eating Li? This will affect the fate of the country, so don't make trouble."

"What's the point? Eating carp will affect the fate of the country?

If this is the case, then the Goguryeo foreign country may not have to stare at it, and just let the people eat carp every meal to occupy our Datang?

What a ridiculous truth! "Du Shaoqing mocked loudly.

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None of the people present is a fool, who doesn't understand this truth?But the real situation is that the imperial court used this order to flatter the Li family, and everyone just knew it. Who would care about such a trivial matter?

Wei Zheng couldn't help feeling secretly, he was called the No. 1 outspoken dare to advise, and now it seems that he should be the Du Concubine.

Du Shaoqing stood up and saluted Li Er: "Your Majesty knows the importance of agriculture, forestry and fishery.

If because of these absurd statements, the people's livelihood is directly cut off, it will be detrimental to the country.

When Lu Zhi, the first wife of Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Western Han Dynasty, was in power, because he avoided her name, he changed the pheasant to a pheasant. What happened to Lu Zhi in the end?

If what to eat is linked to the fate of the country, then the royal family of the former Sui Dynasty was surnamed Yang, and people all over the world ate sheep. Who can say that the second emperor of the former Sui Dynasty died of eating sheep?

The rise and fall of a dynasty is not based on these groundless rhetoric, but only on the good business that benefits the country and the people.

In fact, if you look at it seriously, this kind of ignorance has serious disadvantages. If things go on like this, every generation of kings prohibits such one or two items. As time goes by, the shackles of the people become heavier and heavier, which is the real damage to the country's destiny. "

The whole table was silent like a cicada, secretly thinking that Du Shaoqing dared to say anything.

On the contrary, Li Er's mind was deafened. As a generation of Mingjun who can leave his name in history books, Li Er certainly has something extraordinary.

At this time, he was not angry but happy, and praised Du Shaoqing: "Okay, well said, I did not misunderstand the person! Today, I accept the words of my son-in-law.

All old friends and ministers, be a witness. I want to give my son-in-law Du Shaoqing a privilege. In the future, any advice from him will be innocent, so you can speak up!

If you have anything to say in the future, you don’t have to go around the bush. I come to you to eat fish, but you give me lessons and don’t let me rest for a moment. "

Everyone laughed together, and they were convinced of Du Shaoqing in their hearts. No wonder he was favored. It was because he had this talent himself. If His Majesty has a great talent, can he not be favored?

Du Shaoqing hurriedly apologized with a low eyebrow, "It's my son-in-law who was negligent, so father-in-law, look at this carp thing."

Because the previous topic was too serious, it might make the atmosphere a little uncomfortable. Li Er pondered for a moment, then suddenly smiled and said: "You seem to have said just now that the freezing of the river in winter does not affect fishing. Is there such a thing?" ?”

oh?Everyone was aroused by Li Er's question, and they all looked at Du Shaoqing.

"Of course, the river is frozen, but the fish are still in the river. As long as you find the right method, it will not affect the fishing, but will make fishing more fun. Is your father-in-law interested in seeing it?" Du Shaoqing boasted.

Cheng Yaojin joked: "Shaoqing, don't brag, you don't want to tell everyone to cut through the ice to expose the river, and then everyone go fishing? It's freezing cold, this method won't work."

"Of course not. My method is not fishing, but fishing with a net. If you are lucky, you can catch tens of thousands of fish in one net."

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Everyone booed, the more they brag, the more likely it is, who would believe this?Fishing with a net?When the river freezes over, where will you cast your net?Is it on ice?Can you draw us a picture of ten thousand fish?

"What? Don't you believe it?" Du Shaoqing asked in surprise.

"It's not that we don't believe it, but can you say something that makes people believe it?" Li Er said.

Du Shaoqing patted his thigh and stood up and said, "Well, since everyone doesn't believe it, why don't we make a bet and see if I can catch [-] fish on the frozen river."

"Hey! Good boy, okay, what do you want to bet on, the old uncle will accompany you.

Not to mention catching [-], even if you catch [-], you win! "Cheng Yaojin also slapped his thigh and stood up.

Du Shaoqing praised Cheng Yaojin for his straightforwardness, but when asked what to bet on, he also wondered, what to bet on?Treasures and money?What are you kidding?Now that I am rich in the world, I don't lack anything.

At this time Li Er smiled and said: "Boy, I bet you can't do it, my bet is the carp matter, if you can't catch ten thousand fish under the ice, it's right that you never mentioned the carp matter today .”

ah?Let this be the same size.

"Then I don't care, I will promise you one condition after eating your meal, isn't it too cheap for you kid?

Just bet like this, Fang Qing, I will leave this matter to you, and see what this kid catches from fishing, and then you can decide whether to send a letter to the world. "

Du Shaoqing said anxiously: "Stop, stop, Your Majesty, this is a state matter, how can it be a joke?"

"This is not a child's play, you have no joke.

In the past, because the common people did not dare to fish carp, people all over the world would say it was my fault.

But if the ban on carp is not lifted in the future, then everyone in the world will know that it was you, Du Shaoqing, who lost the bet that caused the ban to be lifted, and the people in the world will probably blame you.

Hahahaha, boy, do you want to accept the move? "

Du Shaoqing said with a bitter face: "Can I go back on my word, did I just say fishing ten pieces?"

"Impossible! A man who is a man who spits out a nail and backtracks? I don't have such a son-in-law." Li Er said with a straight face.

"Okay, isn't this shooting yourself in the foot? It's okay, why should I meddle in this business? Why don't you eat my fish?"

"You are my son-in-law and a relative of the emperor. Of course, you have the responsibility to think about the king and serve the country and the common people. If you run around all day and hide when you encounter troubles, then I will not forgive you." Li Er laughed loudly.

Du Shaoqing had already given up the treatment, "Forget it, you are right anyway."

Seeing Du Shaoqing deflated, everyone burst into laughter. Everyone has followed the emperor for many years and knew that this was a joke. No matter whether the fishing was successful or not, the emperor would not disregard the people's livelihood. They were just teasing Du Shaoqing at this time.

"May I ask, besides my father-in-law and Uncle Cheng's participation in the game, is there anyone else who wants to participate?" Du Shaoqing asked everyone.

Everyone, look at me, and I look at you, "Of course, such an interesting game must be participated in, but you have to say what you are betting on first."