Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

Seeing that the emperor was about to step out of the Lizheng Palace, Du Shaoqing gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and shouted: "Wait a minute, what if I can destroy Goguryeo without a single soldier from the Tang Dynasty? Can you agree to go to war?"

Oh?

Li Er stopped, turned around and said disdainfully: "Boy, I know you are capable and intelligent, but war is different from others. The war of destroying a country is not a business transaction. Even if I raise 20 troops myself, I dare not say that I will definitely be able to destroy the country in one battle." .

Not to mention that a group of young boys on the northeast border did not need a single soldier from the Tang Dynasty to destroy Goguryeo. Wouldn't the former Sui Daye Emperor die in shame?

It's no use bragging with me. If you really can destroy the country without the power of the Tang Dynasty, you don't need to report to me for instructions. "

"Okay, it's a deal. If someone uses us to raise troops for no reason to participate in the performance in the future, your majesty must not forget to speak out today. I have asked for instructions, and your majesty will agree." Du Shaoqing said firmly.

Li Er didn't believe it at all, he waved his hands and said, "All right, all right, as long as you don't tire the people of Tang Dynasty, you can do whatever you want, do you really think that fighting is a joke?

A bet has not been played yet, and now another one is made, who is making fun of it?

Let's go, you only have one day off after ten days, and you have delayed me for another hour. "

"What if I can borrow 20 troops from various ethnic groups north of Goguryeo? Can I destroy the country?" Du Shaoqing said softly as if he had regained his confidence.

You, Li Er, were stunned, and thoughts in your mind turned rapidly, as if you were deducing the feasibility of your son-in-law's words. Gradually, the face of this battle-tested emperor changed and became more and more serious.

After a long time, Li Er seriously asked: "Are you kidding? Do you really want to borrow soldiers from other races?"

"The original plan was that I would spend all my money to prepare for the logistics, and I would borrow [-] Tang warriors from His Majesty to help fight a war of annihilation. I neglected that Your Majesty loves the people like a son, so I had to choose another path.

You are right, the life and wealth of the people in the Tang Dynasty cannot be damaged casually, so you can borrow troops from foreign races. Although the equipment and quality of 20 foreign soldiers and horses are inferior, they can't match the [-] Tang warriors, but they are better than the number of people. Don't hesitate to spend it, it should be worth a use.

Even if we don't get all the work done in the end, for us, it's just a loss of some money and food. "

Li Erbai glanced at his embarrassing son-in-law and cursed: "Just some money and food? You really have a lot of money. Goguryeo is not the vulnerable Gaochang. You have to spend at least three times the price of attacking Gaochang. Although you Du's Chamber of Commerce contributed money, But after all, isn't it still Datang's money?

Boy, you are really stubborn, even if you can really borrow 20 troops, and implement this plan to drive away tigers and wolves, how can you guarantee that they will spit out the land after it is done?

You must know that those alien races in the north are not Yi Yi's generation. Who is not envious of the powerful Datang and Goguryeo?

At that time, if you make a fuss again, it is easy to ask the gods, and it is difficult to send the gods away. The Goguryeo that was conquered will be divided up by others. Isn't it you who paid for it to make wedding dresses for others? "

Who knew that Du Shaoqing laughed loudly, "Your Majesty, my father-in-law, if there was such a time, wouldn't you just sit on the wall and watch your son-in-law make a fool of yourself like today?

We are all members of Datang. We were bullied by others, and it hurt Datang's face. You can't ignore it.

With an army of 20 marching to the northeast, how many foreign races would obediently spit out their fat! "

Du Shaoqing's words were all in Li Er's heart, so the other party smiled without saying a word. After listening quietly, he commented: "If you came up with this plan earlier, why bother to cover it up until today? Put it in the big room. No one in the court will refuse."

"It was because you were so desperate that you came up with this desperate tactic, after all, cooperating with a foreign race is a little risky.

And if there is a big discussion at the court meeting, the military exploits will have nothing to do with Du He, and then you will come to marry Chengyang sister to someone else according to the bet."

"You boy, why are you staring at these petty matters of children's affair? What can you become?" Li Er cursed with hatred, but he did not hide his admiration in his eyes.

"There is still a question that requires His Majesty's approval, that is, if there is a fight and the opponent dispatches the navy, can we Tang Dynasty use the Lingnan Navy to help? Even a deterrent will do."

Li Erdao: "You are brother-in-law with the Feng family in Lingnan, and you come and go more frequently than my officials. Are you asking for my approval? I'm afraid you have already discussed it with Feng An.

Although I don't want the Tang Dynasty to join the war, if Goguryeo dares to send troops to harass the people of the Tang Dynasty, I will naturally fight back angrily and mercilessly. "

Come on, Du Shaoqing is just waiting for this sentence. With the help of the emperor, someone will take care of the outcome of the war in the northeast no matter whether it wins or loses.

"The business is over, let's go, go to my house, Xuanxuan is also thinking about you and her grandma all day long." Du Shaoqing hurriedly pulled the emperor outside.

Li Erxin said how could he have such a son-in-law?Face changing is like flipping a book?

"By the way, don't forget about the construction of the stadium that was agreed. Although the treasury will not pay, it will send people to supervise the construction. Don't be perfunctory."

Du Shaoqing:

Chapter 503 The Witty Tiger (Two in One)

When Du Shaoqing returned home, he was approached by Du Shaoqing before he could send it to the Northeast, and Du Shaoqing was almost confused when he cried and complained.

"Shopkeeper, can you help persuade that Mr. Su to go home quickly, and let him live like this, I will be driven crazy by him if I have nothing to do."

"Huh? What's the situation? Your future uncle looks very easy-going, isn't it difficult to get along with? What are you doing?" Du Shaoqing asked in surprise.

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Dug held back for a long time, and finally he could only choke out one sentence: "He is so sloppy, I have never seen such a sloppy person, even our brothers were cleaner than him when we were on the mountain."

Du Shaoqing:

How can this be?No matter how you say it, Mr. Su is also from aristocratic background in Chang'an. Although he doesn't look very handsome, his demeanor is still different from that of ordinary people. He doesn't look like a sloppy person.

"To be clear, do people despise you for being sloppy, or do you despise him for being sloppy? He is a son of a rich family." Du Shaoqing asked.

Du took a step back and exclaimed in surprise: "Of course I think he is sloppy, the shopkeeper. Although Du is a rough man, you have trained the Du family from top to bottom, from old to young. Who doesn't pay attention to personal hygiene? What? This young man doesn’t even wash his feet when he sleeps.”

"cough cough

Well, personal habits are different, you just need to get used to it, it’s not a big deal whether you wash your feet or not, people come to the door as guests, so I can’t just send them away just because they don’t like to wash their feet, right?This is not hospitality. "Du Shaoqing persuaded with a suppressed smile.

Dumb was about to cry, "No, shopkeeper, he insists on sleeping with me every day, but who can bear this?"

"What's the big deal? He is also a decent person with a wife and children, so don't think about it." Du Shaoqing said impatiently.

"I don't know if he's serious or not, but his feet really stink, you"

"What's wrong with you, you two don't sleep in the same bed, marry a wife for you, and endure it for a few days?

Today, His Majesty and the Empress are visiting our house, so you go to the kitchen to prepare the ingredients first, and I will cook a few dishes myself later, so don't neglect. "Du Shaoqing reprimanded, for this matter, Duo is too mother-in-law.

Seeing that the other party was about to leave, Du Hu hugged him and begged, "No, shopkeeper, we are in the same bed. He insists on being tied to me for personal protection, and he didn't sleep in the other bed we prepared for him." bed, he followed me even when I got up at night.

That's not counting, the key is what else did he say, collapsed and fell asleep together

If I sleep for another two days, I will be poisoned. "

Pfft Du Shaoqing vomited blood at Du Hu's words, what's going on?Sleep together?Reach your feet and lie down?Two old men?Do you need a place to live at home?

If this is the case, coupled with Mr. Su's stinky feet, it seems that Duo should be sympathized.

"Well, you go to the kitchen to work first, and I will talk to Mr. Su later, but he is your brother-in-law after all, so it's best for you to find a way to solve it yourself. If it doesn't work, let him learn to wash his feet. You, a seven-foot man, are still afraid of a weak man?"

This, that, well, I'll try my best.

Du Hu walked towards the kitchen with a bit of a murmur, thinking that he is a nobleman no matter what, even if I am not afraid of him, but I am going to marry his sister, so I can't do it, can I?

As soon as he walked to the kitchen and picked up the kitchen knife to prepare the ingredients, a figure rushed in from the door, and hugged Duhu as soon as he came up.