Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

Kinderman likes children very much, so he also likes this pair of children carved in jade.

Xuanxuan did not obediently call her aunt, but insisted on calling her sister.

Kinderman was puzzled, and asked why, Xuanxuan grinned and said, "My sister is so beautiful, she is almost number one in the world, calling your sister looks young, and calling your aunt very, very old, you don't like it?"

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"Hehe, your little mouth is so sweet, indeed, it seems to make sense!

But I dare not be the most beautiful in the world, at least your mother, and this little Wu girl are more beautiful than me. "Kindman looked at the two wives of the Du family and smiled wryly.

Everyone didn't expect Xiao Xuanxuan to nod her head and said: "Naturally, I only said that you will soon become the number one, but I didn't say that you will become the number one!

You are indeed beautiful, at least in the eyes of most people, um, like my uncle. "

Li Chengqian:

Xiao Xuanxuan continued as if no one was around: "But if you want to compare beauty, my mother, and my second mother, Xiao Wu, are more beautiful than you, hehe, I just praised you politely, don't take it seriously.

There are many, many people more beautiful than you in Chang’an City, including my grandmother, master, Aunt Xiangcheng, Aunt Runan, Aunt Yuzhang, Aunt Chengyang, and Gao Yang.”

After saying a long list in one breath, Kinderman was stunned and almost vomited blood.

Du Shaoqing next to him felt sympathy for Li Chengqian and his wife, and said in his heart that those who don't know Xuanxuan's child can't handle the talent of this poisonous tongue, and can turn people to death.

"Ahem, okay Xuanxuan, how could you be rude to your little aunt?" Du Shaoqing called to stop her daughter.

Xiao Xuanxuan smiled awkwardly, turned around and made a grimace and said, "Daddy, I'll just ask one more question.

This sister Jin, I told you so many beauties in Chang'an, do you know who is the most beautiful in the world? "

"Ah? What, what??" Kinderman came back to his senses, but how could she answer it?Helpless, he could only guess: "It should be the empress of Tang Dynasty today."

"wrong!

Brother, tell this aunt with bad eyes, who is the most beautiful in the world, who is the most beautiful? "Xiao Xuanxuan ordered to Xiao Duzhong.

The little Eucommia in Li Chengqian's arms said in a milky voice: "It's my sister, the most beautiful and beautiful in the world, and you are the only one!"

Kindermann: Pfft

Chapter 544 Food intake and appearance? (two in one)

Seeing Kinderman being abused by his daughter, Princess Changle and Wu Zhao dissipated their dissatisfaction with Kinderman. At the same time, they were also interested in the two children who were like living treasures.

"Come on, Xuanxuan, don't mess with your aunt, it's her first visit to our house, and she doesn't know you well.

Brother, let's go in and chat, Dumb is already preparing the family banquet. "Princess Changle greeted everyone.

During the dinner, it was the first time for Kinderman to see the delicacies of Du's family. It was an eye-opener, and he was full of praise for all the delicacies that were delicious in color, fragrance and taste, and he almost never put down his chopsticks.

Everyone was not surprised, almost everyone who ate these for the first time had the same reaction.

The little Eucommia on the dining table whispered to Xuanxuan: "Sister, the new aunt, sister, and auntie can really eat. They seem to have a bigger appetite than you. No wonder you say that she is not beautiful. If you eat like this, it will grow much longer." What about fat?

As daddy said, the fatter and uglier she is, the uglier she will be in the future! "

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The food in Kinderman's mouth sprayed out, who cares about etiquette at this moment?No matter how well-bred they are, they can't stop these two kids from attacking them personally. Who are they?Are these two kids my nemesis?

Everyone stared at Kinderman in a daze. The queen no longer had a good figure, but was rather embarrassed.

Xiao Xuanxuan reprimanded Du Zhong: "Stupid brother, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!

Sister, I also compared my appetite with you. If you change someone else in our house, everyone has a bigger appetite than my sister. "

Little Eucommia nodded agreeingly, "Oh, so are they all getting fatter?"

"Who knows?

Humph, but they will definitely get uglier and uglier, otherwise why is my sister the most beautiful little princess in our family? "Xiao Xuanxuan said confidently.

"Wrong sister, it's the whole world, didn't you mean the whole world?" Little Du Zhong corrected.

"Yes, yes, yes, brother, you are so good, come here, sister will pick up a piece of meat for you, eat more!"

A picture of siblings loving each other makes everyone look at the two as if they want to watch a movie, and they are speechless about these two trinkets.

Queen Kinderman blushed, and really wanted to find an excuse to leave here. She understood what the two children said, but it was just a child's ignorant joke, but why did I hang on to it?After finally having a taste of the delicacies from all over the world, it is good now, how can I continue to eat it?

Princess Changle reprimanded the two children: "Don't you remember the rule of not talking when you eat or sleep? You two like to chat, so go, take your rice bowl and go to your Uncle Tiger's table to eat!"

How could the two little guys dare to hum, they hurriedly hugged the bowl, and ran off the ground, not even caring about their chopsticks.

Everyone laughed, and Princess Changle took Kinderman to tidy up before returning to the dining table to re-open the table.

The princess persuaded: "The children are ignorant, don't mind, this is a dish made by my family, Dahu, and his craftsmanship surpasses that of the royal chef in the palace, and he is the number one in Chang'an.

If you have a big appetite, eat more. It’s rare to come to our house once, and you can’t eat it outside. "

Pooh, what a big appetite!Kinderman wanted to cry without tears, and said to himself, no wonder, there is a mother for every kind of daughter, your daughter said that it is fine if I have a big appetite, why do you say that?

But even so, she had to smile and thank her on the face.

Li Chengqian explained: "That's right, Dahu has learned from his brother-in-law's true teachings, and his culinary skills have already been perfected."

Dumb from the other table happened to come over to get chopsticks for the two children, and said modestly with a smile, "Your Highness, I appreciate the prize. Dahu's craftsmanship is far behind that of the shopkeeper, and he still has to learn."

"Don't be humble with me. I have eaten your meals in Tubo Road for three years, and now I am fine. I haven't had a full meal since I returned to Chang'an.

If it weren't for my brother-in-law not to let you go, I really want to secretly take you to the imperial dining room. "Li Chengqian joked.

"Ah? I heard it right, you just said, who did he learn his cooking skills from?" Kinderman was surprised.

"I learned from my brother-in-law, the one in front of you.

I forgot to introduce to you, he is Chang'an Chef God, the ancestor of many chefs in Chang'an, in order to be able to eat his dishes, many girls and ladies want to marry my brother-in-law in their dreams. "

Du Shaoqing reminded Li Chengqian, and the latter stopped immediately, and if he continued, Princess Changle would definitely not let him come to the door in the future.

Kinderman's three views were refreshed again, and he murmured: "He, isn't he a genius doctor?

Know how to be an official, fight wars, do business, heal diseases, and cook?How can one person know so many things? "

Li Chengqian laughed loudly and said: "He is still the best in poetry, unparalleled in painting, calligraphy, papermaking, etc., and there are so many things that can't be counted, how dare he be called the best in the world?

You should ask him, is there anything else he can't do?