Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

I have already thought of the idea, isn't it just that there are no children?Big brother won’t give birth, let’s help him give birth.”

Sanhu hurriedly covered Erhu's mouth, "My dear second brother, don't dare to shout like that, what kind of bad idea are you talking about? How dare you even think about my sister-in-law?

If it wasn't for the drunken things you said when you were drunk, the third child would have to teach you a lesson for the eldest brother."

"Let's help him, each of us will help him give birth to a child," Erhu muttered, before he finished speaking, he passed out drunk.

The three tigers directly threw it on the ground, pointing at the two tigers angrily and cursed: "Bah! You really said it yourself, you bad bastard! I thought you were more resourceful than us, but I didn't expect to wait for a long time to come back you are so mean

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A quarter of an hour later, Sanhu came out of the restaurant and went home with Erhu, who had a bruised nose and a swollen face, on his back. The waiter looked at the backs of the two of them, and sighed in his mouth: "This uncle Sanhu is worthy of being a bandit. After so many years, he is so tough. The wind is unabated.

It turns out that every time he brings friends to drink, it's not for treats, it's purely for a private appointment to fight, no, it's a fight. Looking at his style of behavior, he probably learned the etiquette first and then the soldier. "

This is not nonsense, if you beat someone drunk, can you lose?

Back home, Dahu and his brothers have searched for Erhu several times, didn't they talk about coming back?Why can't I find anyone?Don't even look at the brothers?

"Okay, I said I couldn't find the second child, so you were dragged out to drink secretly? The third child, you are not authentic, there are five brothers, and you two are the only ones drinking? When did you learn to eat alone? What's wrong?" Dahu cursed at Sanhu.

He stepped forward to take a closer look, and hurriedly said: "What's going on here? You guys got into a fight and got into a fight? Who beat the second child like this?"

Sanhu snorted: "No one, the second felled himself when he was drunk."

"Nonsense, what do you do when he's drunk?

No, you didn't call it, right?Usually you are called the second brother, you boy, what's going on? " Duhu asked forcefully.

The three tigers didn't say anything, the big tiger went to pull the two tigers, the two tigers were confused, saw that it was the eldest brother, immediately hugged him vaguely and shouted: "Don't worry, the elder brother, the younger brother will definitely give birth to a big fat boy for you, one can't do it." Just regenerate, if it’s not enough for the brothers to take turns.”

Is my fucking dick crazy?

At first, Dahu had a good temper, and he thought it was the second child who was drunk and talking nonsense, but when he heard that the wheel was coming up, he couldn't help it any longer, and he was so angry that his eyes were red, he dragged Erhu down and threw him away. A violent beating on the ground!

Hey, Sanhu didn't even pull, just watched from the sidelines.

After a while, the four tigers and the five tigers rushed over, saw that they were fighting, and wanted to pull them away, but the three tigers stopped the two of them, saying that the second child should fight.

Why did the three tigers not say anything, and he also felt ashamed, the two of the four tigers said it was wrong, so he couldn't watch the second brother get beaten like this, he could only ask the shopkeeper to persuade him.

Du Shaoqing is so angry, why did you two get into trouble just after Erhu came back?Or a fight like never before?

With a straight face, let the four people carry the two tigers to the study.

Sanhu was the cause of everything, Dahu was so angry that he vomited blood and did not speak, Sanhu was forced by Du Shaoqing to recruit him truthfully, and told what happened.

Before finishing speaking, Duhu's feet softened, and he squatted directly on the ground, "Shopkeeper, is this true? I, my wife, I'm sorry, I'm useless"

"Enough! The other name is lost! What a bad luck!" Du Shaoqing angrily stopped Duhu.

Then kicked the three tigers to the ground, the three tigers were stunned, what did they do?

"You idiot, what's wrong with you, why did you cause trouble? You know how to worry about the boss, why don't you know how to ask me in private?

If you are so obedient and scattered, even if Duhu is fine, he will be tricked to death by you! "Du Shaoqing scolded.

"This, this, shopkeeper, what do you mean? How could I cheat my elder brother? I want to help him." Sanhu said aggrieved.

"Help me, who said that big tigers can't have children?"

Dui stopped his grief, and said pleasantly as if he had hope: "Really? The shopkeeper, you mean I'm fine?"

"Didn't you get poisoned in the Southwest a few years ago? Although you were rescued, it hurt your vitality after all. The past few years have been a recuperation period, and the success rate of childbearing is low, so it's not like you can't give birth.

After two years, you have fully recovered, and it is normal to have children, and you can have them as you want, as long as your wife is willing.

If he didn't know the answer that day, would your old father-in-law let it go without mentioning it? "

"Yes, yes, my wife is looking forward to having a baby as soon as possible." Dui nodded repeatedly.

The four tigers here joked with a smile: "Brother, it seems that sister-in-law is not in a hurry, how could I remember that it was you who were in a hurry.

When you first got married, I remember that every afternoon, you whispered, why is it still not dark?"

"Go, go, don't ruin my reputation in front of the shopkeeper. I'm not that hungry young man. How could I be so worthless?"

The five tigers echoed and said: "We don't know if you are young or not. We only know that the boy body you have preserved for decades is finally useful. At this time, take it out and train it more. It is human nature, and we all understand it. .”

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The brothers made a fuss for a while, Du Shaoqing waved his hand to stop them, pointed at Erhu and asked, "What's the matter with Erhu? It's okay, why are you beating him? He just came back."

Big Hu felt ashamed and couldn't say anything, San Hu said a few words, everyone was dumbfounded, Er Hu is not such a person, he also has his own wife.

Du Shaoqing thought it was impossible, so he found the hangover pill and gave it to Erhu to eat, and gave him a massage to activate blood. Erhu woke up leisurely. Know who was beaten.

When several people questioned him about this absurd thing, Erhu was wronged, hugged Dahu's leg and cried, "Brother, please don't get me wrong. How many, adoptive to you, how many do you want our family to give you, that's not what it means, little brother, I am respectful to my sister-in-law, absolutely nothing."

"Hey, second child, do you still feel pain? Big brother acted a little too impulsively!" Duhu also said with some distress.

"Ah? What, you, you hit me?

hiss!Can someone show me a mirror? "

Chapter 589 Reconsideration of the Imperial Examination (Two in One)

Outside the south gate of Chang'an City, Li Chengqian came out to see Li Yin, the king of Shu, off. After the immigration was settled, Li Yin hurried back to preside over the road construction.

Li Chengqian looked at the black and thin Li Yin with some distress and said: "Xiao Liu, although you have great ambitions, you must also pay attention to your body. You are not yet 20 years old. When you are growing up, you are so skinny all day long. It has been a long time. No way.

Some things don't have to be done by yourself, and it is much faster to direct than to do it yourself. "

Li Yin nodded heavily, and said emotionally: "Thank you for your concern, brother, and I will remember my teachings."

"You and my brother, why are you being polite? By the way, why didn't the brothers from the medical center come? Didn't you tell them?" Li Chengqian looked around.

Li Yin smiled and said: "I have already gone to the medical hall to say goodbye to everyone, and they all said that they would come to see me off, but the brothers are so busy, so I persuaded them, I didn't even know that you were coming, brother, early Knowing that, I advise you not to send me off, you, like brother-in-law, say you are busy."

Li Chengqian patted Li Yin on the shoulder and encouraged him: "You don't know when we brothers will see you again, how can I not come?

In the middle of Sichuan, if you have any difficulties, please send me a message, and my elder brother will definitely help you in Chang'an.

In addition, if you have time, you can go to the Southwest Tubo Road to see your fourth brother. I am very clear that he went there after being wronged. We are very worried about leaving him alone to suffer in the Southwest. "

"Well, okay, I will definitely find time to visit fourth brother.

Now that the elder brother has spoken, the younger brother really has something to ask the elder brother for help. "Li Yin continued.