Rebirth of Tang Dynasty as a dad

"Daddy, I really didn't sleep on purpose," Xiao Xuanxuan pleaded guiltyly.

Du Shaoqing didn't speak, but walked towards his daughter step by step with a smile on his face. The little girl was so frightened that she immediately hid behind Yu Shinan and shouted for help.

Yu Shinan interceded: "Shaoqing, the old man has already taught Xuanxuan a lesson, so don't scare the child anymore."

"Oh? Teacher, how do you know that the students are scaring Xuanxuan?" Du Shaoqing said in surprise.

"Obviously, you don't have any anger in your body, how can you look like someone who is angry and wants to teach children?

The old man is puzzled by this, don't you care about it? "Yu Shinan asked curiously.

Du Shaoqing looked strange, and replied in a low voice: "To be honest, sleeping in the examination room is probably a tradition in my family. I have done it before, but no one found out."

What? ? ?

Yu Shinan and Di Renjie were overwhelmed by shock, is that okay?

Xiao Xuanxuan said pleasantly: "Daddy, you didn't lie to me? So you made me fall asleep in the exam room?"

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Du Shao took a look at his daughter innocently and scolded with a smile: "You are not careful, and you are still relying on me? Even if you inherited your father's bad habits from me, can't you overcome it and make a breakthrough?"

Xiao Xuanxuan replied solemnly: "I have made a breakthrough, I accidentally fell asleep after I finished answering the test questions and was bored.

Daddy, you are different. I seem to remember that someone said that you never passed the science test. It must be because you fell asleep before finishing the questions. You are not as good as me. "

I, poof

Du Shaoqing vomited blood after being slapped in the face by his daughter, and even forgot to refute. Di Renjie asked weakly: "Master, the younger sister guessed right, right?"

After glaring at his apprentice, Du Shaoqing reprimanded him: "You're so smart, so what if you guessed right, there's no reward for you.

Your master, my aptitude is not good enough, and I myself can’t pass the exam. When the exam started less than half an hour ago, I accidentally fell asleep. When I woke up, it was almost the end of the exam, and I didn’t finish half of the exam questions. Forget about grades. "

Hahahaha

Xiao Xuanxuan couldn't help laughing out loud, and even Di Renjie couldn't help laughing. If this news got out, it might immediately spark a public opinion in Chang'an. The famous doctor Du Consort Du actually had such a past!

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, teacher, what are you doing?"

The sudden scream broke the funny atmosphere of the study, and the two children followed the sound, and it turned out that Du Shaoqing was walking towards the corner of the study with Yu Shinan grabbing his ear.

Yu Shinan was furious: "You bastard, at first I thought that your lack of knowledge was due to lack of skills, after all, there is a specialization in surgery, maybe it's because you specialize in medical skills and don't care about learning.

Now it seems that you are purely lazy and useless, and you can sleep soundly in the imperial examinations, which shows how condescending you are.

Today, you will be punished for the crime of disrespecting the sages.

Huaiying, fetch the old man's ruler! "

Pointing to the bench in the study, he pushed Du Shaoqing onto it and lay down, ignoring Du Shaoqing's begging for mercy.

Di Renjie hesitated, how can this be done?Master beat master?Should I persuade the fight, or should I stand aside and criticize?

On the contrary, Xiao Xuanxuan was pure-minded and didn't think about that at all, she just covered her mouth and laughed non-stop, her father was beaten up, haha, it must be very interesting, master hurry up, I'll see what it looks like.

"Huh? What are you doing in a daze? Get a ruler!" Yu Shinan turned around and urged Di Renjie.

"Ah? Oh, good master!" Di Renjie nodded subconsciously.

Du Shaoqing immediately called out to his apprentice: "Huaiying, you can see clearly, the one who wants to hit me is your master, what ruler should I use? Hurry up and beg your master for mercy."

Di Renjie wondered: "Master, Master acts like an old man, how dare I, a junior, talk too much?

Didn't you see that the junior sisters didn't help to persuade them. "

Xuan Xuan?

Du Shaoqing glanced at his daughter who was still giggling and applauding, feeling a little weak after suffering another [-] points of critical damage, he said, "Don't mention this girl, I hurt her for nothing, you two get out, I don't want to see you. "

Yu Shinan said angrily: "Don't leave, this is the old man's study, use your kid to give orders?

Today, in front of your apprentice, I will practice family law once as a demonstration. Although my school is not very surprising and has no reputation, there are still rules. Your knowledge is second to none, but you have the problem of disrespecting the sages It cannot be used to.

Where is the ruler? "

Di Renjie handed over the ruler carefully, and then pulled Xiao Xuanxuan to stand aside.

"Teacher, the student accepts the punishment. You always beat me back. Don't pick up my pants!" Seeing that the call for help was hopeless, Du Shaoqing confessed directly.

"Nonsense, is it still called beating through your pants? You will learn a lesson when you see the flesh!" Yu Shinan taught.

It's over, it's over!

A quarter of an hour later, Du Shaoqing took his daughter out of the Yu Mansion step by step, and described his mood in one sentence, probably like a dog.

Xiao Xuanxuan asked curiously: "Daddy, since you are not angry with me or blame me for sleeping, why did you come to me?"

Du Shaoqing stopped in his tracks, and said bitterly: "What can you say? It's really an innocent disaster, as if I came here on my own initiative to seek a beating."

"No, if you don't tell us your embarrassing things, it seems that you don't need to be beaten." Xiao Xuanxuan reminded.

"Hey, I didn't take this seriously. Who knew that your master reacted so strongly? These great Confucian scholars are indeed quite rigid sometimes. What does respecting the sages directly have to do with sleeping? They are all useless etiquette." Du Shaoqing complained. .

Xiao Xuanxuan tugged on her father's sleeve and whispered: "Daddy, you criticize the teacher behind your back, be careful that he will beat you even if he hears it!"

Du Shaoqing looked back subconsciously, found no one, and then hurriedly led his daughter back.

Back home, Princess Changle was already waiting in the backyard living room with a feather duster, "Why have you been here for so long? The concubine has already prepared the things, and I just wait for the culprit to be in place!"

The culprit?Pfft, Du Shaoqing almost gave his wife a thumbs up. Over the years, educating his daughter has not only made strange tricks, but also made new words.

Seeing that posture, Xiao Xuanxuan was so frightened that she broke free from her father's hand and ran away, "Dad, you cheated on me, didn't you mean that mother didn't know? So you guys came together to trick me and come back and beat me up."

"Don't run away, I've arranged everything, you can't fly today." Princess Changle calmly shouted.

Xiao Xuanxuan was petrified on the spot, she didn't doubt her mother's words, let alone her ability. At this time, she didn't mind being beaten very much. After all, she expected to be beaten, it was just a matter of frequency.

What she minded the most was that her father Du Shaoqing had partnered with her to cheat her, so she stared at Du Shaoqing with grievances and complaints.

The latter also looked confused, "Ma'am, didn't we agree not to pursue the child? There are rumors outside, we brought the child back to protect her, what are you doing?"

Princess Changle smiled lightly and said: "Husband, don't try to be a good person this time, and push it on the concubine every time, I didn't want to beat the child.

It was your idea that you lied to the children to come back for education, and now you want to go back on your word and pick yourself out, tsk tsk

Xuanxuan, if you want to blame, you can blame your cruel father. I hope you can learn a lesson and avoid messing around twice outside. "