Hey, it works!

Then, Chen Xu yelled again, and stomped his feet!

Snapped!

The weasel was really startled, turned around and kicked his hind legs, and fled towards the woods.

Seeing that his method was successful, Chen Xu said to the audience proudly: "How about it, my method is still effective, right?"

"666, Xuye wild area forces the mice back!"

"Master Xu: Yiku!"

"Weasel: Count me as the loser, please don't get sick again!"

"Hahaha, upstairs is 2333333!"

"Confusion" Is presents the host with 400 bamboo! ——Master Xu, you really amuse me to death! "

"If you have money, you will give the anchor a Buddha jumping over the wall! ——Master Xu, you made me laugh out loud!"

Chapter No.17 Am I an Internet celebrity?

With a "bang", another Buddha jumped out of the wall.

A group of audiences followed the rhythm of "666" and "Tuhao".

Chen Xu didn't expect to be given a gift like this, so he thanked, "Thank you for the gift."

Then, he ate all the remaining crayfish.

"In the wild, remember one thing, don't leave the leftovers and unwanted heads aside. This will attract other animals. If it's the weasel just now, it's okay, at least it won't eat people , if you recruited wolves and bears, then you will definitely burp!"

"So, we're going to throw the extra stuff on the fire so we can cover up the smell."

After finishing speaking, Chen Xu threw the crawfish head torn off earlier and the leftover crayfish shells into the fire.

"666, it's all about the details!"

"Pippi Shrimp: You still want to destroy the corpse? Huh! Our Pipi Shrimp clan will come to seek revenge on you!"

"Master Xu is indeed very careful, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to survive one night in the wilderness!"

"Lang Xiong: I'm not going to go, what should I do if I get eaten?"

"Pipi Shrimp: I have lost my dream."

After packing up everything, it was already dark in the mountains.

Chen Xu chatted with the audience for a while, and felt sleepy. He couldn't help it, so he had to take a break first.

Before the broadcast, his attention has reached as many as 1 people.

Although it can't keep up with PDD and Ruofeng's super anchors, at least for a newcomer who has just broadcast for two days, this result is already quite good.

And on the night when Chen Xu was sleeping, someone intercepted his previous live video of scaring the weasel away, made it into a ghost version, and sent it to the largest bullet screen video website in China, commonly known as station A.

The person who posted the video is also a well-known UP host, who has subscribed a lot of fans, but he still didn't expect that just after uploading the video, in just half an hour, the number of hits had already exceeded the 5000 mark, and the comment barrage More than [-] entries.

And the grinning appearance of Chen Xu was also taken by someone who cared, and made into various emoticons.

In the past two hours, the number of hits on the video has exceeded 50, with more than 1 barrage comments and a comprehensive score of more than 40.

Many viewers were amused by the way Chen Xu frightened the weasel in the video.

"666, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"The UP master is as productive as a mother!"

"The host honey juice in the video is funny!"

"Weasel originally wanted to have a table with the anchor, but he didn't want to be disgusted: old man, it hurts!"

"Caught off guard!"

"23333333!"

"MDZZ!"

After watching it, many viewers at station A followed Chen Xu's method in the video and began to use it to deal with their own small animals.

All of a sudden, many people began to post videos of themselves scaring small animals on the Internet, including cats and dogs, hamsters, chinchillas, spiders, and turtles, all of which were very interesting.

Of course, the most amusing one is the snake breeder. In the video, he puts the ball python in his hand, and imitating Chen Xu's ferocious appearance, he opened his mouth and shouted angrily. Who knows, the next second, the snake The ball python bit his face instantly.

UP master, pawn!

In the early morning of the third day, Chen Xu slightly modified the title of the live broadcast room, and then opened it.

All of a sudden, all over China, many viewers who clicked on the live broadcast room received the system's push notification immediately, and clicked in hastily.

There seems to be a lot more attention than yesterday?

Chen Xu took a look at his followers. Before the broadcast last night, he took a look at the number of his followers. There were more than 1 followers, but now, it jumped to [-].

Moreover, there are many more people watching the live broadcast this morning than yesterday. When the broadcast first started yesterday, there were only a few hundred people, but this morning, as soon as the broadcast started, the number of people directly reached more than 1000.

After careful observation, he discovered that besides the fans who have always liked him, there are also many who seem to come from other places, and they still have a rhythm.

"The army at station A came to have a look!"

"Let me ask out loud, is the host the protagonist of the video?"

"Absolutely, exactly the same!"

"How many brothers from station A, deduct 1!"

"1111!"

"111111111!"

Immediately, many people in the room followed by the "111" barrage.

After watching it for a while, Chen Xu realized that it turned out that the video of him scaring away the weasel yesterday was made into a video by some of his fans and uploaded to Station A, and it was still very popular.

Therefore, after watching the video, many viewers followed suit and came to his live broadcast room.

Chen Xu couldn't help crying and laughing, why did he become an Internet celebrity for no reason after sleeping all night?

But that's okay, at least it brought a lot of popularity!

"Cough cough!"

Chen Xu coughed twice, and drew the attention of the audience, "Hi everyone, newcomers to station A, I am Chen Xu, an outdoor wilderness anchor, you can call me Master Xu, I am here today On the third day of the DXAL primeval forest, at present, I still haven’t found a way out, but fortunately, I found the river and food, at least let me live well.”

"Now, though, I need to address my personal hygiene."

As he spoke, he began to take off his clothes, leaving only a pair of shorts, and walked into the river barefoot, holding the water in both hands, and sprinkled it on himself.

"Nimma, I'm caught off guard, just take it off if you say so?"

"Yellow anchor! I'm going to call the police!"

"Internet police: Hello, anchor, because you are suspected of violating the regulations on live broadcasting, please shut down the broadcast immediately, and voluntarily go to the nearest police station to surrender!"

"233333 upstairs!"

"The anchor is so dirty, but I like it, the manual is funny!"

"He came from station A, the anchor is indeed a thief, and passers-by turn fans!"

"Master Xu, why don't you be naked like this? Are you afraid that Chaoguan will block your live broadcast room during ward rounds?"

"Stupid foolishness! Even Principal Wang is under Master Xu's management, how dare the Superintendent seal it?"

Chen Xu saw that the audience kept teasing himself in the barrage, and he also smiled, "Everyone, don't slander the anchor, the anchor is a pure green anchor, if you don't believe me, you can watch it, everything around me is green!"

While talking, he used his mind to control the drone to take a picture.

When the audience saw it, they immediately vomited three liters of blood.

Chen Xu is in the primeval forest of DXAL, surrounded by trees, aren't they all green!

"666, it's full of TM routines!"

"Master Xu, how are you doing?"

"Anchor real chicken juice!"

"Chicken juice +1!"

"Silly, Xiaomu gave the anchor 300 bamboos! ——The anchor really knows how to play!"

Chapter 18 Short King

"If you want to brush your teeth but don't have a toothbrush, don't worry, we can use this cattail grass to make a simple toothbrush!"

After Chen Xu washed his body, he put on his clothes and walked to the shore. He pointed to one of the aquatic plants with a thick root and a sausage-like fruit growing on its head. , often grows in the swamps on the banks of rivers and lakes, it is a kind of wild vegetable in China, it can be said that it is full of treasures, very awesome!"

"After its head is twisted off, it can be used as tinder to light a fire, or stuffed into clothes to keep warm. As for its hard root, it can be used to make arrows, and we can also break it off, just like this! "

Then, Chen Xu picked a water candle and broke off its long stem. There was a piece of natural fiber burrs on the surface of the severed stem, "Look at the burrs on it, we can use it to brush our teeth!"

Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help but praise him for his wit!

"666, this is probably the simplest toothbrush I've ever seen!"

"I've seen this sausage herb countless times, and today I finally know its real name!"

"Yeah, I always thought the sausage on it was real when I was a kid!"

"Isn't this rubbing your teeth?"

"Master Xu is really an encyclopedia of life!"

"I haven't finished yet!" After brushing his teeth, Chen Xu pulled out the whole root of the cattail grass, "I also said just now that this water candle is a wild vegetable, and it is indeed edible. Look at its roots. After washing it, you will find that it tastes great, it is refreshing and delicious, and it also contains a lot of starch substances, which can replenish energy!"

Immediately, he broke off the root bud under the water candle, washed it in the river several times, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it directly, "Well! Trust me, it definitely tastes like this!"

After tasting it himself, Chen Xu couldn't help giving a big thumbs up for the sweet, crisp and refreshing taste.

After filling his stomach and drinking water, he continued on his way.

"DXAL has a total length of more than 1200 kilometers and a width of about 200 to 300 kilometers. It is the junction of the second and third steps in my country. The west of the mountains is the second step, and the east of the mountains is the third step."

"As you can see, the terrain we are walking on is still very undulating, which means that we have not reached the third step. In other words, we are still far away from the southeast direction!"

After walking for more than three hours, Chen Xu was interacting with the audience along the way, and the number of people watching has reached more than 6000. This is the best result of the daytime live broadcast since the broadcast started.

And now, it's only noon.

"Huh! Let's rest for a while!"

After walking a few more steps, Chen Xu felt a little tired, so he sat down on the bluestone, ready to rest for a while.

Although his hiking skill has reached level lv4, he has rich experience, but hiking in the mountains is not like walking on the road, and the energy consumed per hour here is much higher than that on ordinary roads!

"When traveling in the wilderness, you must learn to control your physical strength, otherwise, your body will collapse soon!"

"Actually, in primeval forests like DXAL, there are many wild fruits that can replenish physical strength. Maybe some viewers may not be able to distinguish between poisonous and non-toxic, but I believe everyone will have seen this kind of mountain grape!"

After resting for a while, Chen Xu got into the woods and found a small vine leaf seedling among the weeds. It was not tall, only about twenty centimeters, and there were clusters of purple-black grapes on it. There are at least seventy or eighty pieces in a string, but they are not big, and some are not even as big as a little fingernail.

"Wow! It looks delicious!"

"I've eaten this before. It's very sour. I usually use it to make wine at home!"

"My family is the same, the fruit wine made from mountain grapes is very delicious!"

"Does Master Xu have a search function? Why can I always find something to eat!"

"He is a professional wilderness anchor, of course he is amazing!"

"I estimate that if Master Xu stays for three months, he will be able to eat up the entire DXAL!"

"Haha, 23333 upstairs!"

By the time the audience sent out the barrage, Chen Xu had already picked off a bunch of grapes, grabbed a few grapes, threw them into his mouth and ate them, "It's not as sour as everyone imagined, but it's still delicious. The most important thing is , the content of vitamin B12 in mountain grapes is unmatched by other foods, and it is also an essential substance for hematopoietic function in the human body."

"Not only that, but grapes are also rich in iron, which provides the best supplement for patients with iron deficiency anemia. Therefore, it also has the effect of nourishing blood."

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