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After hanging up the phone, Hiratsuka looked at the sky in silence.

Knowing that Su Yue may be a god, let her do what she wants?

How can it be!

But is there really such a god as him?

I always feel that the good expectations for the gods are all in vain!

……

The next day, of course, Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't sleep well.

She woke up with a pair of faint dark circles under her eyes, but not long after, she heard the doorbell of her luxurious apartment.

"Who? It's so early!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at her messy hair and looked out of the cat's eyes.

!!!

Hiratsuka was shocked.

"Su Yue? Why are you here! No! How do you know where my home is?"

"I naturally have my channel!"

Su Yue smiled at the cat's eyes, and lifted the breakfast in his hand - a bowl of packed and steaming ramen.

A sense of joy and warmth rose in Hiratsuka Shizuka's heart.

In fact, when I wake up, it's nice to have someone provide a steaming breakfast!

Just as she was about to open the door, she suddenly turned her head and looked at the room where she looked like a middle-aged uncle.

The ashtray in the living room was full of cigarette butts, and rubbish packed in newspapers was strewn all over the floor.There was even some half-drunk beer in the corner, I don't know how long it had been.

It's completely impossible to meet people!

"Wait a minute!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka shouted to the door, and started to clean up the house at the speed of light—to put it simply, it was to find a room, throw all the garbage in it, and then lock it.

She opened the window and the fan in the living room to blow out the strong smell of smoke inside.

Then she brushed her teeth and washed her face, covered the dark circles on her face with foundation, sprayed air freshener in the living room, and sprinkled some perfume on herself that she rarely used before.

Even if Shizuka Hiratsuka used the fastest speed in his life, it took nearly 15 minutes.

When she opened the door, the ramen in Su Yue's hand was almost cold.

Su Yue, who 'seeed' the gate the whole way, completely understood why he had to wait so long.

Hiratsuka was anxious to hide her bad side, didn't that just mean that she cared about Su Yue's perception of her?

If Hiratsuka Jing really opened the door directly and showed 'hell' in front of Su Yue, it meant that she didn't care about Su Yue at all, or that the relationship between the two was close to a certain extent.

The latter is obviously impossible.

"Kai Jing, your ramen. I don't know which flavor you like, so I made an ordinary ramen by myself."

Su Yue opened the box of ramen, and a strong aroma immediately filled the living room, completely overshadowing the smell of the air freshener that Shizuka Hiratsuka had just sprayed.

"you made it yourself?"

This situation made Shizuka Hiratsuka feel even more surprised.

Japanese men rarely cook unless they are professional cooks.

As for Shizuka Hiratsuka, of course she cannot be required to cook by herself, otherwise her favorite food would not be ramen.

However, the disobedient god who can cook?

Shizuka Hiratsuka muttered inwardly.

It's getting weirder and weirder!

Chapter Three and Five I'm Not Interested in Little Babies

Friendly reminder: This chapter is suitable for eating with supper.

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In any case, the ramen made by Su Yue is still very fragrant.

Ramen noodles are made from ordinary glutinous rice flour.Su Yue skillfully kneaded the flour into a dough. As if by magic, he pulled the dough ten times, which was exactly the size of a bowl of noodles.

Top-quality pork belly is served on top of the ramen.When roasting, no oil is needed at all, and it can secrete a large amount of oil that is fragrant and tasty enough.

Chunky pork belly is char siew and sliced.On the cut surface of each piece of meat, the texture and texture of the meat are so delicate and beautiful, so fine and mouth-watering.

On the side of the pork belly, there is golden tempura.

Coat the almost transparent river prawns with bread crumbs, leaving only a little tail.Then use unhealthy but delicious animal oil for frying.

Su Yue's control of the temperature was just right, frying the tempura until it was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.The aroma of fried food overflows, tempting diners to stuff her into their mouths almost all the time.

For those who like ramen, there is no doubt that this is a bowl of top-notch temptation!

It is simply impossible to refuse!

It's like putting an unsuspecting beauty in front of LSP!

Add some nori seaweed for decoration.The color and aroma of this ramen, just let Hiratsuka Jing see and smell it, and tears flowed from the corners of her mouth in spite of herself!

"Then I'm welcome!"

I took a pair of chopsticks and a spoon from the kitchen.Shizuka Hiratsuka couldn't bear her stomach's 'cuckling' anymore, and protested against her not eating quickly.

She strung up a stream of noodles, the amazing elasticity of which even the chopsticks could feel!

When Hiratsuka Shizuka stuffed the chopsticks noodles into her mouth, when she bit her teeth, the noodles burst apart instantly like a rubber band being stretched to the limit!

Dance!It's noodles dancing in her mouth!

After the noodles collapsed, they jumped around as if being massaged in her mouth, full of elasticity!

And when it is beating, the rich and delicious soup fills the whole mouth, and the delicious taste is intoxicating!

She tasted like pork bones!The soup base of this ramen is boiled in a big pork bone pot!

"Delicious! It's delicious!"

Shizuka Hiratsuka felt so happy that she was about to cry!

She raised her hand tremblingly, and put down the second chopsticks - just ordinary noodles with soup are so delicious.

So, if this noodle is eaten with char siu and tempura, what kind of holy food will it be!

She used the chopsticks as a knife and fork, and planned to cut a part of the char siu - to Shizuka Hiratsuka's surprise, the tender meat seemed to be made of cotton candy, and it could be easily cut with chopsticks.

A third of char siu, a strip of tempura, a little nori, and a dollop of noodles.

Hiratsuka Shizuka put them into the spoon, spooned a little more soup, and put it in his mouth.

This is the singularity!This is the universe!

Feeling the noble and supreme gourmet elements gathering around her, her teeth almost escaped the master's control, and she began to chew on her own.

When the char siu is cut open, the gravy trapped in it overflows;

The crispy coat of the tempura is bitten open, revealing the tender white meat inside;

When the rich pork bone soup, fragrant meat slices, tender shrimp meat and chewy noodles are mixed together, it becomes the most dazzling light!

This is the Big Bang!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

At this moment, Shizuka Hiratsuka seemed to have seen the opening of the universe, the beginning of all things!

Countless char siu and tempura turned into planets, and noodles turned into chains, linking these planets together, undulating up and down.

And Su Yue opened his hands to wrap the universe!

"This is the universe of ramen! This is the god of ramen!"

"It's delicious!!!"

When Hiratsuka Jing came back to her senses, a whole bowl of ramen had fallen into her stomach, not even a little bit of soup left.

Su Yue looked at her with a smile on his face.

Shizuka Hiratsuka blushed.

The Japanese are used to making a simile-hulu sound when eating ramen.This means that the ramen is delicious and I like the cooker's craftsmanship.

It is just the opposite of the big eastern countries.

And the eating appearance brought about by this habit is obviously not very good-looking.

Just when Hiratsuka's face was flushed with embarrassment, the doorbell rang again, giving her a sense of amnesty.

"I'll open the door!"

She rushed to the door in a few steps, took a few deep breaths, adjusted the smile on her face, and opened the door.

"Hello, what's the matter?"

A girl with chestnut hair appeared at the door.

Wearing a shrine maiden costume with a white upper body and a green lower body, she bowed politely to Shizuka Hiratsuka and introduced herself.

"Hello, is this Hiratsuka-sensei? I'm Mariya Yuri! I'm here...ah!"

Before she finished speaking, she saw Su Yue in the living room, and she involuntarily entered the state of spiritual vision.

"He is the third younger brother among the three brothers, but his supernatural powers far exceed those of the two older brothers!"

"He was originally a Buddhist Dharma Protector God, and later evolved into a Taoist Protector God!"

"He is the boy Shansheng, the great god of the Three Altars, and the great general of Wei Ling!"

"He once cut the bones back to his father, and cut his flesh back to his mother!"

"He can transform into three heads and six arms, and is good at using the fire pointed spear, the universe circle and the hunting silk!"

"He is the incarnation of lotus root, the patron saint of children, named Li Nezha!"

Almost like a bad account book, Wanli Gu Yuli uncontrollably told Su Yue's information one by one.

But when she woke up, her face turned pale!

She immediately knelt down, her head pressed deeply on the ground, and said sadly.

"I also ask the Lord God to forgive my daughter's offense! If the Lord God is angry, please do everything to me, and my daughter will be punished voluntarily. Please don't affect innocent people!"

Seeing the girl kneeling directly at the door of the apartment, Su Yue got up from the chair and approached slowly.

"So Miko, are you begging for my attention and affection?"

Hugging the astonished Hiratsuka Shizu, he smiled at Mariya Yuri.

"Sorry, I'm not interested in brats!"

However, Su Yue's move was thought by the pessimistic Militani Yuri, who planned to vent his anger on Hiratsuka Shizuka.

The girl's heart was miserable, she was as scared as a sieve, her whole body was trembling, but she still gritted her teeth and pleaded for Hiratsuka.

"Thousands of mistakes, all kinds of mistakes, it's all the fault of the little girl! Please let the gods let Mr. Hiratsuka go! The little girl will be smashed to pieces after that, and I will remember the kindness of the gods!"

Hiratsuka Shizuo: "..."

Watching this scene, she suddenly understood what a terrifying existence the God of Disobedience is to the people in the other world.

After all, even if the grandpa said it was all hype, she didn't really feel it.

But now, looking at a witch who was only a high school student, who was about to apologize for a mere slip of the tongue, and wanted to 'shatter her body to pieces', she didn't know what to say for a while.

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"Break to pieces is an exaggeration. As long as you don't commit some unforgivable crime, spanking a girl is fine."

Su Yue glanced at Wanli Gu Yuli, and said casually.