Rebirth just wants to make money

It really is Mars!

Su Cheng seems to have found a bosom friend. She changed her online name once before, and the new online name is '埖児笑笑笑吧,' and was ridiculed by her brother because of it.

At that time, she was very unconvinced, saying that now I use Mars, and you will be OUT without brother.Look at how beautiful and romantic other people's screen names are, and look at you, dead fish are not salty fish, so I don't have the desire to add you.

As a result, Su Che said indifferently at the time: "Why do you want others to add me? I don't chat with them. But you, if you use this screen name now, it will become your black history in the future, and I will fight my life laughing at you."

Su Cheng drank an extra bottle of Coke that night.

It's all right now, I have found a comrade-in-arms, and I can finally confront my hateful brother head-on.

So she enthusiastically found a topic to chat with Gao Tingting: "Sister Tingting, how to play this game, teach me how to be."

"Oh, it's very simple, let me demonstrate it to you."

It was too late to say it, but it was too soon, and the game had already begun before the words landed.

As the prelude to seven years of love sounded, Gao Tingting instantly entered a fighting state, and even Su Cheng was infected and became tense.

The two of them felt like they were ready to go and rush to the battlefield.

However, after 1 minute

"Damn! What's the matter with this song, what kind of rubbish song."

"I'm going, is this played by a human? So fast?"

"The owner is stupid, what speed did you set?"

At the beginning, Gao Tingting only verbally abused her, but she didn't swear a few words before she started typing and spraying.

It wasn't because she was dissatisfied with her level of play, but because someone mocked her and instantly ignited her.

I saw his hands waving quickly on the keyboard, his eyes were wide open, bloodshot inside, staring straight at a player on the screen.

Her expression became increasingly ferocious, and her face became more and more red.

The speed of finger dancing is many times faster than when playing games. The crazy tongue is full of lotus flowers, and the mouth is fragrant. They even rose from the scolding battle in the room to the channel scolding battle, and began to brush the horns at each other.

ぐ瀿澕浕浕〃: "Who are you pretending to be with, huh? Smelly bitch. 99"

ˊ Hair messed up: "I've never been afraid of anyone when I play the trumpet! 99"

ぐ瀿澕浕浕〃: "The grandson who stops first today. 100"

ˊWith messy hairstyle: "Yes, whoever stops first will be the grandson! 100"

Over time, the subsequent numbers changed from 100 to 200, and from 200 to 300.

A large speaker is 5 yuan, and one hundred is 300 speakers, which is 1500 yuan.

In just ten minutes, the two of them spent a month's salary of the two cleaning aunts.

Although Su Cheng has never played Audition, she was there during his brother's meetings in Youjiu, so she has a better understanding of the price of the game. After all, they don't talk about gameplay, they only talk about making money.

She knew that the big speakers cost five yuan each, so she was very shocked at the moment. The female player with messy hair on the opposite side spent so much money just because of one or two quarrels. It's a waste of tens of thousands of dollars to buy clothes for yourself!

Besides, the one who provoked the incident first was the messy hairstyle. How did this person swear at others justifiably after making a mistake?Did she learn from her brother!

"Sister Tingting, why don't we stop being as knowledgeable as her, what a waste." Su Cheng tugged Gao Tingting's arm with some distress.

After all, the other side spent more than 1000 yuan, which means that Gao Tingting also spent the same money!

"Don't waste it, it's okay. Anyway, your brother gave me these M coins." Gao Tingting sneered and said, "She is a fool. Your brother gave me millions of M coins. Inexhaustible. She also said that I have never been afraid of anyone when playing the horn, and I am really not afraid of anyone.

Let's see how long she can persist, and dare to scold me! "

"Okay Sister Tingting, come on!" Su Cheng immediately relaxed when he heard that it was free.

Anyway, other people's money is not your own money, as long as your own people don't spend money.

Just like that, half an hour passed, and Su Che, who had finished working in the kitchen, put the prepared spicy mix on the dining table in the living room, and then came to the room to ask the two girls to go out for dinner.

As a result, as soon as he came in, he saw Gao Tingting typing aggressively, while Su Cheng watched with great interest.

"What's the situation?" Su Che asked with a confused face.

Su Cheng hurriedly stood up, dragged his brother behind Gao Tingting, pointed to the computer screen and said, "Brother, look quickly, Sister Tingting is using speakers with others, and she has used more than 700 speakers. One speaker costs 5 yuan, seven hundred pieces It costs three thousand five.

Fortunately, sister Tingting's M coins were paid by you, otherwise it would be a disaster for so much money.But the other side is very pitiful, she used real money. "

Su Che didn't answer, but just quietly watched Gao Tingting's continuous operation, one speaker after another was used.Seeing that the number would exceed a thousand in a while, neither side showed any signs of stopping.

At this moment, his eyes lit up, and an incredible idea popped into his head.

Chapter 1 Nineteen Things Only You Can Do

Seeing that Gao Tingting was about to sound the 723rd horn, Su Che hurriedly said, "Wait a minute."

Gao Tingting turned her head and looked at Su Che with doubts in her eyes.

"I'll help you brush for a while, you two go to eat first, the spicy mix is ​​ready, try my cooking." Su Che said: "If it's delicious, I plan to sell it in Internet cafes in the future."

"Can Internet cafes still sell this thing?" Gao Tingting felt that her understanding of Internet cafes had been refreshed.

But Su Cheng didn't feel anything. She didn't know much about Internet cafes at first, so she took Gao Tingting's hand and left the bedroom, leaving Su Che alone in front of the computer, looking at the game interface of Audition.

The female player with messy hair was still swiping numbers crazily, 724, 725, 726, and ぐ瀿澕洛浕〃 had obviously stopped.

After swiping a few more times, the other party saw that something was wrong, so he waited for a while and saw that there was still no movement, so he turned on the mocking mode.

"Trash, isn't it about who stopped whose grandson?"

"Continue to swipe, aren't you awesome, why is there no movement?"

"Don't pretend to be poor, so many speakers are your food for a few months? Don't starve to death."

"Ah, no, you can't die of hunger, you can go out and sell it, a bowl of rice at a time is just right, no matter how expensive it is, you don't deserve it."

Su Che couldn't help but smacked his lips while watching this series of loudspeaker blasts.

Still a fierce little girl.

That's not right, being a female account doesn't mean I'm a female, even if I'm a female, it doesn't mean I'm a little girl, what if it's Aunt Wang next door?

Grinning, Su Che ignored the man with messy hair, deleted Gao Tingting's half-edited speech, and re-entered the following content.

"I'm not targeting anyone, but the players who play this game are all rubbish and poor. One counts as one. I don't want more than 700 speakers just now. Starting from 1, you add them up. If you can beat me, I will count as a loser." , I will call you Dad, and I will retire from now on. 1”

Once the send button is clicked, it is instantly transmitted to every online player.No one can escape the bombardment of the big speakers, because the big speakers themselves were born to let the local tyrants show their presence.

If it is sent out through the loudspeaker, it will inevitably be conveyed to every player in the most eye-catching way, and it is difficult to be ignored.

So those local tyrants with huge sums of money and bad tempers turned into ignited powder kegs, and began to frantically use their horns to attack ぐ瀿澕罗浕〃.

"What do you two care about us? Why are you pretending to be forceful? 1"

"Damn it, are you pretending to ask me this? I don't like to join in your stupid scolding battle. After playing hundreds of speakers, I feel that I am so awesome that I don't know myself? 1"

"Today I will watch you retreat. 1"

So from this moment, the most spectacular scene in the history of Audition appeared. The overwhelming local tyrants scrambled to send out the loudspeakers, trying to make their words appear in the most eye-catching position.Everyone starts counting from 1, and together with Su Che, they keep consuming the M coins they just recharged.

On Su Che's side, he downloaded the cheat he had done before, and after logging in, he turned on the automatic screen refresh function.

The auto-swipe function is to speak automatically, input the edited words, and the plug-in will speak automatically without interruption.

Generally, the automatic speaking function of the plug-in can only repeat the same words, but Su Che's plug-in specially designed a counting function for local tyrants, so that the local tyrants can easily talk to others on the speaker.As long as you click on the count button, a number will be automatically followed after each speech.

The starting number can be any number, if you input 1, it will start counting from 1 normally, if you input 100, it will start counting from 100.

Su Che copied and pasted the words he sent just now into the plug-in, turned on the count button, entered the initial number as 1, and saw that ぐ瀿澕流浕〃 began to automatically tap the horn in the game.

After finishing a series of operations, looking at the labor results displayed on the screen, he stretched his waist, then got up and walked to the living room, with a nonchalant expression on his face, sat down and started eating.

Gao Tingting stared at Su Che in a daze, with a piece of potato in her mouth, most of which leaked out, the expression on her face was obviously extremely confused.

It took a while before she stuffed the potato chips into her mouth, chewed them whole, swallowed them, and asked aloud, "Brother Che, are you done?"

"Not yet." Su Che said.

When Gao Tingting heard this, she immediately became anxious. She stood up immediately and was about to run into the house, complaining: "Brother Che, how can you come out after a while, then I'm going to be a granddaughter !"

Su Che grabbed Gao Tingting's arm and said, "It's okay, I opened the plug-in, and there was an automatic speech, and now it's automatic over there."

Gao Tingting looked back at Brother Che, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief: "I should have said it earlier, I was shocked."

"Okay, let's sit down and eat quickly, how does it taste?" Su Che asked.

"It's so delicious, sweet and sour, spicy, and the smell of sesame paste. Brother Che, how did you think of it?" Gao Tingting's attention was diverted all of a sudden, and she asked excitedly.

"I just thought of it." Su Che turned to Su Cheng and asked, "How about you, how do you feel? If both of you think the taste is good, I will teach it to Xin Gu's chef, and it will be officially sold in Internet cafes in the future. "

"It's delicious, but brother, are you really going to sell this in an Internet cafe? Do you still want to cook?" Su Cheng asked curiously.

When her brother was playing the speakers in the room just now, she chatted with Sister Tingting for a while, and then she realized how exaggerated it is to sell hot dishes in Internet cafes.

Now some Internet cafes don't even have snacks, at most they sell drinks.Only slightly larger Internet cafes have things like instant noodles, sausages, and bread.

As for hot food, that's something you can't even think about.

Being able to eat a bucket of hot instant noodles is a very happy thing for those players who have been fighting in the online world for a day.

At this moment, Gao Tingting suddenly felt that Brother Che was doing something extraordinary.

Although it sounds insignificant, it is nothing more than selling hot food in an Internet cafe, so it is not a big deal.But the key point is that no one dares to do this now, only Brother Che is the one who dares to think and do it!

"If I can eat this right, spicy mix in an Internet cafe!" Gao Tingting said with full expectation: "Then I will play for a day, and except for going to the toilet, I will lose if I move."

"With awareness, you should be in this state at the cashier at the bar." Su Che gave Gao Tingting a thumbs up and gave Gao Tingting a thumbs up.

Gao Tingting panicked immediately, and she repeatedly explained: "No, Brother Che, I was talking about when I was playing, not when I was going to work."

"It scares you, don't worry, you are different from other bar cashiers. Your task is to train and supervise them, and you don't need to be there all the time." Su Che said with a smile.

Gao Tingting reacted a little too late, and said happily, "Does it mean that I'm going to be an official?"

"Uh, it's almost understandable in this way." Su Che looked at Gao Tingting helplessly, and said, "But can you stop showing such a triumphant expression so quickly?"

"Women are villains, I am happy." Gao Tingting was full of pride.

Su Cheng hastily disregarded the relationship, and said seriously: "I'm not a villain."

"The two of us are in the united front. We should cooperate with me. How can we dismantle me? Isn't this a joke for Brother Che to succeed." Gao Tingting said to Su Cheng earnestly.

But Su Cheng's expression was still firm, and he said very seriously: "Then I'm not a villain either."

Now Gao Tingting finally calmed down, she finished her share of spicy mix dejectedly, got up silently, packed the dishes, went back to Su Cheng's room, and sat in front of the computer again.

snort!

The reality is too cold, but the game is cool.

After eating for such a long time, it's time to accept the results in the game.

So Gao Tingting took a serious look at her own game character, a non-mainstream girl who was chanting wildly all over the world.

"I'm not targeting anyone, but the players who play this game are all rubbish and poor. One counts as one. I don't want more than 700 speakers just now. Starting from 1, you add them up. If you can beat me, I will count as a loser." , I will call you Dad, and I will retire from now on. 502”

Gao Tingting: "???"

what's the situation?Why is the content different from before?The count has also changed, instead of 700+, it's back to 500+.

In addition, what happened to the group of people who followed the horn and scolded themselves?

Oh, by the way, my speech has ridiculed the whole world, so it doesn't take so many people to deal with my ass together!

"Brother Che! What's going on? Why did you offend everyone in the server!" Gao Tingting asked loudly.

Looking at her nervous expression, she looked like a child who had gotten into trouble.Those who didn't know thought he had made a big mistake.

After Su Che packed up his own and his sister's dishes in the kitchen, he walked into the room and said nonchalantly, "Oh, you inspired me by yelling the horn just now."

"What inspiration?" Su Cheng walked in and asked curiously.

"Sister Tingting scolds one person, and it can cost nearly 4000 yuan in ten minutes. What if he scolds the entire server?" Su Che said: "Based on half an hour, one person Four thousand, ten people is forty thousand, which is much faster than props to make money.

Let me tell you, don't look at these people spending one or two thousand to buy props, but they are not ambiguous at all when they use the horn. Guess why? "

Su Cheng looked at the game interface, thought for a while, and tentatively said, "Probably because of face."

"That's right. The most important thing for us Chinese people is to save face. When we encounter something, no matter how hypocritical we are, we must try our best to save face. Face is more important than life. That is our tradition since ancient times." Su Che patiently explained road.

But Su Cheng turned his head, looked at his brother strangely, and said, "But I don't think you want to save face, look at you"

In the middle of the conversation, she suddenly stopped, and said in a tone of accepting reality: "As expected, you are indeed my brother."