I am a primitive
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Suddenly enlightened, he held back and gave Mao a thumbs up, and gave a heartfelt admiration—"Mao, you are smarter than the donkeys in our tribe!"
Seeing Xiong Youer's appearance, and hearing his praise without a trace of falsehood, Mao shook his head again and again, saying that he didn't dare, his intelligence was average, not very smart.
However, the smile on his face, which he couldn't hide no matter what, completely betrayed his current mood.
Even the people of the Qingque tribe would smile when they heard such a compliment comparing themselves to a donkey.
If such words were put in later generations, the Lord who was praised as being smarter than a donkey would definitely be furious, have the temper of a donkey, and beat out the shit of the person who praised him.
I have never seen such a sincere curse!
The reason for such a large deviation is because donkey is not a derogatory term in the Qingque tribe.
Words like bald donkey and stupid donkey used to curse people have not developed at all.
The reason why it is like this is because donkeys are still the main force that the Qingque tribe can use to pull carts and cultivate.
Such things that are of great use to the tribe, the kind Qingque tribe people are reluctant to scold them.
Moreover, in addition to being hard-working and able to help the tribe do a lot of heavy work, donkeys have many advantages.
For example, donkeys are very enviable when it comes to drilling grass.
Whether it's something as thick as an arm, or the long battery life, or the fullness of spirit, it makes many male primitives feel envious.
Fortunately, the image of Qingque has already penetrated into the hearts of everyone in the Qingque tribe and has taken root.
Otherwise, the donkey, a species brought back from the Bannong tribe, will definitely replace the Qingque, become the new god of the Qingque tribe, and gradually become their belief.
The Qingque Tribe will also need to change its name when the time comes.
From the Qingque tribe, it has successfully degenerated into the big donkey tribe...
This matter, just thinking about it, makes people tremble uncontrollably...
In the Qingque tribe, the donkey is not only not stupid, but also has a lot of positive images.
For example, "Don't donkey for three days, you should look at it with admiration." ''It's not a half-agricultural donkey. 'etc.
Of course, not everyone in the Qingque Tribe is very happy to hear others praise themselves with the phrase 'smarter than a donkey'.
The Son of God Han, who came from later generations, is such an existence.
Faced with the trend of comparing donkeys to people in the tribe who did not know when, at the beginning, Han Dashenzi treated it as a joke with some dark hearts.
As a person from the afterlife, watching a person say to another person with full sincerity - 'You are smarter than a donkey'
And the person who was praised showed a face full of joy and enjoyment, and his heart would always be full of malice.
Many times, I can't help but want to laugh.
However, once, when he was in the main tribe, Shitou asked him a question, and he also gave Shitou an answer. wisdom!Smarter than the donkeys in the tribe! After that, Han Cheng couldn't bear such malice in his heart.
Even now, he can still remember how the smile on his face froze at that time.
Originally, when this matter came to this point, if Shitou could see his eyes, he would leave without saying a word.
But for this guy Shitou, I don't know which string in his mind has been mistook.
He regarded Han Cheng's stunned reaction on the spot as the Son of God being moved by his heartfelt praise.
Therefore, in order to strengthen this effect, let the great and wise son of God be moved again, and the stone immediately continued to praise him.
Knowing that the Son of God has such a big reaction compared to being a donkey, Shishi will naturally "pick up the thick ones" when he speaks again, and the praise he said will naturally not be separated from the donkey.
So, tragedy happened.
"Son of God, you are so smart! No donkey in our tribe can compare to you!"
"Son of God, the donkey in the tribe..."
Seeing Shenzi standing there motionless, breathing more and more heavily, and his emotions have been completely mobilized by himself, Stone became more excited and proud.
In the entire Qingque tribe, apart from himself, no one has ever been able to praise the Son of God to this level!
Faced with such a rare opportunity, Stone naturally would not let go easily, so his speech became faster and faster, and the frequency of lifting his donkey became higher and higher.
"roll!"
Amidst Shi Shi's more and more vigorous words, Han Dashenzi, who was breathing more and more heavily, finally broke out.
The sound of rolling was really full of energy, like a shocking earth-shattering.
Stone froze, stood there for about half a second, then ran away.
Dashenzi Han, who was furious and with white smoke coming out of both nostrils, followed closely behind.
So, under the horrified gaze of everyone in the Qingque tribe, the two staged a very exciting chase...
After that incident, no one in the tribe dared to tease the Son of God's beard and praise the Son of God with a donkey.
However, the members of the Qingque Tribe expressed their incomprehension as to why the Son of God resented others using a donkey as a metaphor for him.
After all, donkeys are so good and have many advantages.
They really couldn't figure out why the Son of God would look down on such an excellent animal.
It doesn't mean that he doesn't look down on this kind of animal. The son of God is equally rare for animals like donkeys, and he also relies on them equally.
However, people in the tribe are not allowed to use creatures like donkeys to praise him.
For such a matter, Shi Shi once lost his anger in Shenzi, and asked carefully once.
Then the result was that the calm Han Dashenzi became angry again, and the roar enveloped the entire Qingque tribe.
With the stone full of curiosity, without even a little hesitation, he ran away again, and the vigorous Shenzi chased after him.
The Qingque tribe once again became like a dog jumping over the wall.
For such a spectacle, the people of the Qingque Tribe, after losing their jaws and eyeballs all over the place, began to watch the show with relish.
It's a pity that there are no watermelons in the tribe. If there were any, these guys would become the out-and-out people who eat melons and watch the show...
However, although Mao was very confident when talking to Xiong Youer and the others at this time, in fact, he was still very apprehensive about the handling of this matter.
I was worried that such a treatment would not conform to the Son of God's will.
It's just that in order to be more chic in front of everyone, he still behaved very calmly.
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