"It's good to bring something, otherwise this question would be embarrassing." Tang Dou muttered to himself, put down the bag, "Do it yourself."
"Dragon fruit? This dragon fruit looks a bit special." An Qi took out a pomegranate and praised it.
"Silly eagle, this is called pomegranate, have you ever heard of it?" Li Hao looked contemptuously, and looked at Tang Dou, "The pomegranate in Tangdu should be from Tongguan, my uncle lives there, and he often brings it to us when visiting relatives to pass the time. It’s the best thing to eat, it’s more interesting than eating melon seeds.”
"Oh, yes, it must have something to do with Concubine Yang Gui." An Qi suddenly realized, and danced and recited a poem, "A concubine riding a red dust laughs, no one knows it's pomegranate, right?"
"Axi, what score did you score in the Chinese test? You still major in Chinese, let alone the second class of Chinese in the future." Li Xiongxiong was completely speechless.
"He has extra points for ethnic minorities. I suspect that the addition of 20 points to him has been mistaken for 200 points." Li Hao.
"Fucking, how do you eat this thing? Do you wash it and eat it straight away?" An Qi waved her hands cursingly.
"You can eat it if you're lazy and don't wash it, and you won't get sick if you don't clean it." Li Hao said seriously.
An Qi really went to the bathroom to wash, put on hand sanitizer and wash.
Tang Dou quietly looked at his lovely roommate, making two mistakes.
Li Hao and Li Xiongxiong had smirks on their faces.An Qi came out and saw that the two of them took half a grain and ate it one by one. They suddenly felt fooled. No wonder they almost lost their teeth. An Qi said two words to Li Hao:
"Bitch."
"Why did I splash it? We didn't pay attention to hygiene, we just ate it without washing." Li Hao glanced at Li Xiongxiong and smiled.
An Qi was speechless and changed the subject, "Dou Dou, have you ever eaten scorpions? The fried scorpions in Wangfujing Snack Street are really disgusting."
"I haven't eaten it, have you?" Tang Dou shook his head. In his previous life, he tried to challenge several times, but he couldn't get it. Tang Dou saw live scorpions at his grandfather's house when he was a child, and he was stung. He had a psychological shadow.
"The first time I opened my eyes, I couldn't eat it. I closed my eyes and gritted my teeth and ate it. The taste is not bad."
Li Hao demonstrated the process of eating fried scorpions.
"The rats are so bad that I finished ten skewers. I couldn't eat the next day after eating one skewer. Now I feel like I have a scorpion in my stomach. I regret it to death." An Qi still felt a little nauseous thinking about it now.
"I really don't understand what's delicious in that. I didn't eat it when I reached my mouth several times." Li Xiongxiong.
"I want that thrill, have you ever seen eating a bat?"
"..."
After a break, Tang Dou gave each of the other five boys in the class a pomegranate, and picked three more good ones to go to the counselor.
In the evening, Mi Le sent a group message in the class saying: "Dou Dou, I'm going back to school soon, you wait for me at the south side of the playground."
Immediately afterwards, he sent again: "Oh, I sent it wrong."
Mi Le was also blackmailed by Tang Dou. She couldn't send messages and couldn't get through on the phone. In a fit of anger, she talked nonsense in the class group, creating the illusion that Tang Dou was dating her.
Calling Tang Dou Dou Dou is not easy to show the relationship with Tang Dou.
It can be seen that Mi Le's mind is not simple.
This wealthy woman in Kyoto is not very outstanding, she is very low-key, and she is unknown in the class. If she hadn't found out that she had an Audemars Piguet Millennium worth more than 100 million, Tang Dou would not have known that there was such a big fat sheep hidden in the class. .
Seeing the news posted by Mi Lequn, some students in the class became restless.
Doesn't the monitor have a girlfriend?Why are you looking for other girls at night?
The squad leader can't be so scumbag.
His girlfriend is much prettier than Mi Le, why should he dig a hole for himself.
"The missing book will be for you in class tomorrow @大米" Tang Dou replied indifferently in the group, then released Mi Le from the small black room, and then sent a casual emoji to remind her.
Otherwise, the ghost knows how this scumbag will bite at random, this kind of girl will not consider the influence, she is the kind of character who does her own way, does not worry about being isolated by others, and does not need to be understood, a typical young lady mentality.
"It's the first time I've been blocked by someone, and I feel like my freedom of speech is restricted, which makes me very uncomfortable."
Miller complained.
"If you continue to talk nonsense in the group, I will ban you." Tang Dou replied.
Mi Le swallowed his anger, this is something the group leader can do.
The next morning, the first class in the university, Modern Chinese.Before the class, Tang Dou went to the department office. After finishing his work with Sun Ying, he went to class immediately. He hurried to No. 302 teaching building 2. It was already 302 minutes into class. Su Yuwei ran in from the other half of the corridor and saw the class leader entered [-] In the classroom, Su Yuwei hesitated and went in.
302 is the big lecture hall, which is full of darkness.
Tang Dou apologized apologetically to the podium teacher, and found a seat in the back to sit down.
Su Yuwei sat not far away, immediately got into the mood, and listened carefully to the teacher's opening speech.
Tang Dou looked around and saw no one except Su Yuwei. Tang Dou quickly turned on his phone. His roommate sent a message asking him why he didn't attend class, and the teacher called his name.
I went to the wrong classroom.
Chapter 70 The First Lesson Is Poisoning
Realizing that he went to the wrong classroom, Tang Dou didn't panic.
In Tang Dou's previous life, he also missed the classroom when he was in college, and it wasn't just once or twice. When he was a sophomore, he missed the elective courses. If he made a mistake, he looked at the enthusiastic teacher at the podium, and thought whether he should make a mistake or make a mistake.
But he is the monitor!
The squad leader skipped class in the first period, so it's not good to set an example for the class.
Pippi!
Tang Doudan lay down on the table in pain, and turned her head to Su Yuwei who was still listening with gusto. Su Yuwei stared at Tang Dou with a burning face, and turned her head down to turn the book while avoiding Tang Dou's gaze.
Stupid.
Tang Dou shook his phone speechlessly, he didn't believe that Chen Yu and others didn't send a message to Su Yuwei.
Su Yuwei carefully took out her phone.
Pansidong (Su Yuwei's dormitory group): "Classroom 306, where is Yuwei, the teacher roll call."
"Did you not bring the dormitory key?"
"Don't change the book, come quickly..."
In the first class of the university, Su Yuwei, who knew nothing about the seriousness of the teacher's roll call, suddenly panicked and looked at the monitor in a daze.
Tang Dou signaled to leave, raised his hand to report to the teacher and left his seat.
"I said I didn't know these two, and I thought they were exiled as sophomores."
The main hall class was held by several classes together, and there was a burst of laughter from the area where Tang Dou and Su Yuwei were located.
Su Yuwei was thin-skinned, turned red in an instant, worried and embarrassed, looked at the podium, stood up with her head down, followed Tang Dou with her hands in her hands, stepped on the last step, and staggered into Tang Dou's back .
Tang Dou paused for a moment, confirmed that Su Yuwei was stable, and then walked forward on his own, indifferently.
"Why are you late and not with your roommates?" Tang Dou couldn't help asking Su Yuwei after leaving the classroom, wondering if something happened in the dormitory and he was isolated.
"I took the wrong book, so I went back to change it, and I will be late." Su Yuwei said nervously after reading the book, she was still thinking about what would happen if she was late for class in college, and whether the teacher would punish her.
"If you don't care about it, you can make mistakes in the textbook..." Tang Dou looked at the "Modern Chinese" in Su Yuwei's hand calmly, and then looked at the "Modern Literature" in his hand, okay, The difference of one word is so confusing.
"Hey, then why did you go to the wrong classroom?"
Su Yuwei glanced at Tang Dou's book, but she didn't dare to talk back, she lowered her head and replied like a mosquito, "I see you go in and I will follow."
Seeing the girl's timid look, Tang Dou recalled the first time he met her in his previous life.
At that time, freshmen reported that Tang Dou was queuing up to register at the orientation office, and Su Yuwei was in front of him. After the registration, she stepped back and stepped on his foot. Su Yuwei took out neatly folded toilet paper from her pocket in a panic, and knelt down to shine his shoes.
Su Yuwei's weak appearance at that time aroused Tang Dou's desire to protect.
As a result, it became an inexplicable... misunderstanding, psychological crime.
"You will follow me when I go to the men's room?" Tang Dou said lukewarmly, and continued to walk forward.
Su Yuwei froze for a moment and followed quickly, wanting to ask the class monitor what would happen if he was late, but she dared not speak when she reached the classroom, she still couldn't help reminding: "Squad leader, you brought the wrong book."
She thinks it is not a trivial matter to bring the wrong book.
Really stubborn, don't I know?I want you to remind me.Tang Dou slandered.
Su Yuwei didn't understand why the kind-hearted squad leader ignored her... It was a strange tone.
I don't know, and I dare not ask.
To 306, it is a small classroom, only the second Chinese class.The teacher was a middle-aged man with a flat top and a white shirt in trousers. Tang Dou went in to explain.Su Yuwei stood behind, as if she had made a mistake and was waiting for punishment.
"The monitor is late for the first class, so he should fail the class directly."
"Are you two lost or late for a date?"
There are students joking in the classroom.
Hearing about the date, Su Yuwei became more nervous and anxious. Falling in love is too far away and too extravagant for her, but with a boy as good as the monitor, she dare not even think about it, and dare not accept it when it comes to her door.
"Don't laugh, everyone. It's normal to go to the wrong classroom in college. I occasionally go to the wrong class. Let me briefly talk about my classroom requirements. Since you are coming to class, come early, and don't report to the classroom midway. This is not to blame these two students. Just to make everyone pay attention in the future."
The teacher looked at Tang Dou and Su Yuwei and explained, then continued:
"If you are late or don't want to come, don't come. If you want to study by yourself, you can go to the library or study room. The learning atmosphere in our school is still good. If you want to sit in on other courses, just go and listen. Don't worry, I won't call names, and our school does not." A few teachers take roll call in class, and there is no such thing as absenteeism and failing subjects.”
"Squad leader, please bring the roster. Give me a copy. Don't think too much about it. It's the first class to get to know everyone. In the future, I will just remember the students who answered the questions well. Free class is right, but there are opportunities, of course, will be given to outstanding students." It’s not accurate to say that they are excellent, we don’t judge excellence by attendance, opportunities are given to students who are prepared.”
Tang Dou murmured in his heart that the prestigious school didn't know about it. In the university he attended in his previous life, the teacher had to promise that he wouldn't check it out, that he wouldn't make a demerit, and that the class would stop after a few times.
After ordering and giving the roster to the teacher, Tang Dou finds his roommate to sit next to him, passing by Mi Le, Mi Le takes his seat to seduce Tang Dou, but Tang Dou ignores him.
"You managed to go to the wrong classroom, and you brought the wrong book." An Qi whispered.
"Squad leader must not be absent from class. From now on, each of the three of us will take turns absenteeism. There are few people in the class, so we don't come to the teacher to talk to anyone." Li Hao suggested in a low voice.
"Okay." Angie agreed immediately.Li Xiongxiong also nodded in agreement.
There is still a difference.In Tang Dou's previous life, he was absent from college one by one, absent from classes together, and failed courses together.
"I have to arrange for two people to be absent from class at once, how boring it is to stay in the dormitory alone." Tang Dou.
"Look slowly, it seems that there are not many people in our class." Li Hao.
Seeing the students whispering to each other, Teacher Pingding began to educate again:
"University teachers will not urge you to do what you do, the university is to cultivate your autonomy.
Generally speaking, two books, three books and specialized courses tend to cultivate students' hands-on ability, and ordinary ones cultivate conventional thinking and practical ability.
Only a school like ours can be said to be truly academic or application-oriented, cultivating students' innovative thinking and creativity. Don't think that everything will be fine after entering 985 and 211. The better the school, the more opportunities the better in the future. The greater the pressure and challenges you are facing, without the ability to be different, you can smash your heads in round after round of interviews. Of course, if your goals are not high, there is nothing to say. "
Teacher Pingding said a lot, Tang Dou has never experienced intense high-level job hunting, and he doesn't know how toxic it is.
But watching TV, it is really not easy to apply for a high-ranking job. Tang Dou’s most vivid image is the application of Brother Hu in "The Hunting Field". After watching it, he immediately felt that there was no need for him to compete.
In short, the first lesson at the beginning of school must be poisoning.
Teacher Ping Ding said that the students had settled down a lot, and they all stared wide-eyed, looking at a pair of confused expressions, showing that they were poisoned.
Tang Dou has long been immunized, the teacher told the teacher, he reads the e-book "Mortal", and he has not read this masterpiece in his previous life, so he will catch up now.
Tang Dou's own book kept procrastinating, and he didn't have the heart to code at all, so as not to save the manuscript and cut it, he simply put it on hold and didn't publish it, and waited for the system to burst out a prop that could get the book written in the previous life.
It's just that if the system doesn't have this prop, how lonely the future literary world will be in this life.
Chapter 71 The Deputy Minister Starts Arrangements
The National Day holiday is closed, and the basketball game for freshmen has also begun.
The sports department of the student union of each department is responsible for the organization.The Sports Department of the Chinese Department has always had low requirements for sports events such as sports games, basketball games, football games, and tennis games, as long as it can surpass the Department of Foreign Languages and Art.
in the past.
The Department of Chinese, from the department office to the student union, didn't care much about sports competitions, and they didn't care much about the form of participation. They just asked the sports department to form a random team and completed the above tasks in a purely soy sauce mentality.
But the freshmen are still more active, of course they are boys.
No matter which department, the student union is a place where all the beauties gather, and the student unions of the Chinese department, the foreign language department, and the art department are all grand view gardens, especially the art department, where people are beautiful, white, thin and versatile.
Now it is the student union and the club's new interview stage.
If freshmen can perform well in activities, it will be much easier to join the student union or club, so all boys who can play basketball are eager to sign up.
Sun Ying has just joined the capital this year and is very dedicated.
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