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He looked at the four of them, and the four of them also looked at Ding Xiaoyi, looking at each other.
Finally Zhang Fan said: "Your Excellency is a master of stealing houses, but He Shibi is involved in the fate of the world, please return it as soon as possible!"
"Since it is the luck of the world, everyone can get it. Since you said that you want me to return it, how dare you ask who to return it to?"
Ding Xiaoyi asked back with a smile.
"Wherever it came from, wherever it went, it will naturally be returned to the state of Chu." Daoist Can Wu said expressionlessly.
Unexpectedly, Ding Xiaoyi nodded when he heard the words: "Okay, return it to the state of Chu, but the problem is that I don't have He's Bi, and you seem to have found the wrong person. How about this, after I find He's Bi, I will return it to you." How about returning it to the state of Chu!"
Taoist Can Wu nodded: "There is no evidence for what you say, and you may make a written evidence in the name of your robber."
"Written evidence?" Ding Xiaoyi sneered suddenly: "What kind of written evidence?"
"Let's end the battle of stealing the house this time, and find He's Bi within half a month. This matter is over." Taoist Can Wu said indifferently.
Everyone nodded silently when they heard the words, Jiang is still old and spicy.
Once Ding Xiaoyi signed the paper and announced it to the world, the nature of this matter changed.
From the dimension of the dispute involving robbers, it has dropped to an unknown level and turned into a personal farce.
Zhang Gu frowned, but continued writing silently.
"Fellow Daoist Can Wu's words are very kind! Stop disputes, calm chaos, and simplify complicated things. This is exactly what it should be."
Great Confucian Zhang Fan praised.
Although Zhai Da and Lin Jue didn't say a word, they had no objection to this.
"Okay, okay, this is really great!" Ding Xiaoyi clapped his hands and applauded.
Seeing this, everyone immediately sneered. The four gentlemen are here, even if he is a little thief with great abilities, he can't help but disagree.
But at this time, Ding Xiaoyi's voice suddenly changed: "Return the Heshibi to Chu State, so that your families can continue to manipulate the world and fool the people?"
As these words came out, Canwu Taoist's brows couldn't help but squeeze into a Sichuan character.
The expression of Zhang Fan, a great Confucian beside him, was suddenly clouded:
"Nonsense words, we are all disciples of saints. Although each family has disputes, they aim to educate all peoples. How can you make a fool of yourself? If you are young and ignorant, I will not care about you. If you dare to speak nonsense, don't blame me for being ruthless." .”
Zhang Fan's voice was like a torrent of bells, as if tens of thousands of students were reciting it, and thunder rolled from the sky, resounding all over the earth, spreading Zhang Fan's words to the surroundings, instantly calming everyone down.
The wrath of the great Confucianism, the words follow the law, go up to the heavens to listen, and go down to the nether world. Everyone felt the awe-inspiring aura, and they were all frightened.
Just when everyone was frightened by Zhang Fan's scolding, their hearts were beating wildly.Suddenly, Ding Xiaoyi burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha, a joke, it's a big joke, I almost believed you!"
Ding Xiaoyi laughed out loud.
After worshiping Jie Zhi as his teacher, I learned many little-known secrets from Jie Zhi.
The contention of a hundred schools of thought seems to be prosperous, but it is also a moral decline.
"Saints never die, and thieves never stop. You keep teaching the world, what the world should be like, and let your rules play around. This is not fooling the people and the people. What is this?"
As soon as these words came out, Taoist Can Wu couldn't sit still, because the person who said these words was Zhuangzi of Taoism.
Now Ding Xiaoyi is using it to criticize Zhang Fan, which is a bit too much.
However, before Taoist Canwu could explain, Ding Xiaoyi changed his voice and looked at him: "The Yang family is for me, so there is no king, and the Mo family loves both, so there is no father. No father and no king, it is a beast. I think this is true!"
Everyone was startled when they heard the words. They were all familiar with this sentence. It was exactly what Mencius of Confucianism scolded Taoism and Mohism back then.
To put it simply, you Taoists are all selfish ghosts, and you don’t have the concept of a kingdom in your eyes. The Mohist school is a group of two hundred and five, and sons and fathers are equal. What about father and son?
Immediately, he realized how ugly Taoist and Zhai Da's faces were, and he couldn't help squinting at Zhang Fan.
Zhang Gu sat at the side and wrote anxiously, hearing this, his heart was filled with joy, this move to divert the contradictions hit the heels of the four of them.
It's hard for them to justify themselves.
After all, if you refute Zhuangzi, Chanwu will definitely not be happy.
In the same way, if Canwu and others refute Mencius, Zhang Fan will definitely blow his hair.
The three of them looked at each other immediately, but none of them knew whether to speak or not.
The three of them were in such a difficult situation, not to mention the people around them. They were whispering to each other, and they had different opinions. As a result, they didn't speculate on a word, and their eyes became sharper.
Seeing that the smell of gunpowder is getting stronger and stronger, if you don't say anything, I'm afraid that if they haven't moved, the students behind will start fighting.
Mr. Lin Jue, a miscellaneous family, saw that the situation was wrong, and immediately said:
"Hmph, you are quoting out of context and quoting the words of various sages, which is nothing more than provoking conflicts. What does this have to do with your return of Heshibi?"
Ding Xiaoyi waited for this sentence, and immediately sneered and said: "Is it okay? I just heard someone say such a sentence not long ago, each family regards the world as a chessboard, and the countries as chess pieces. I dare to ask you here, sir. People and where."
If it were someone else, when Ding Xiaoyi asked this question, he would naturally be stunned on the spot.
Even the students outside the school couldn't help but fell into deep thought. They studied the way of sages hard, but in the way of sages, they didn't talk about ordinary people's daily necessities.
But who is Mr. Lin Jue? As a miscellaneous scholar, Optimus Prime has studied all kinds of studies, so he naturally has his own interpretation of this kind of words.
"Educating the people of each family is precisely to open up the wisdom of the people, so that the people have laws to follow, rules to abide by, food to eat, and homes to return to."
"Well said!!" As soon as this remark came out, the whole hall applauded, and the confusion in the hearts of those students seemed to have been answered at once. At this moment, everyone shouted for Mr. Lin Jue regardless of their position.
But when he shouted, Ding Xiaoyi let out a deep sigh with his hands behind his back.
The voice was very soft, like a gust of cold wind blowing in the twelfth lunar month, suppressing the joy and cheers of the crowd.
I just heard that he didn't make any excuses, and he was reciting a poem:
"The peaks are like clusters, and the waves are like anger.
Mountains and rivers inside and outside Tongguan Road.
Looking west, hesitated.
Sad Xia Shang Economic Office.
Tens of thousands of palaces have been made of earth.
Prosperity, the people suffer, death, the people suffer. "
When this poem was exported, even Zhang Fan, a great scholar, couldn't help but drop his jaw in shock. A poem of this level is actually coming from Ding Xiaoyi's mouth, which is really shocking.
Mr. Lin Jue's face flickered for a while, isn't this poem a perfect portrayal of today?
Then the more I think about what I just said, the more I blush.
Even Zhang Gu was completely petrified on the spot.
He said in his mouth: "All the palaces and palaces have been made of soil. If they prosper, the people will suffer. If they die, the people will suffer!"
Thinking deeply of love, thinking of the wars in various countries and the suffering of the people in these years, I couldn't help but burst into tears for a moment.
Even the students outside the school hated Ding Xiaoyi to the bone, and a sense of sadness suddenly rose in their hearts.
Some people even thought of their brothers who died in battle, and their deserted fields, and felt so sad for a moment that they couldn't stop crying.
Ding Xiaoyi had read the poem and clasped his hands together:
"Four of you, He's Bi is a common treasure in the world, since everyone wants it, I will naturally follow whatever means.
As for the dispute between me and the robbers, it is my business to steal the family. It is not my turn to intervene. The discussion today is very happy. If there is any disrespect, please bear with me. Let’s stop here today and see each other in the future See you, let's talk about the competition, goodbye! "
After that, he dragged Song Xingxue out in strides.
When everyone saw him coming, they let go of their way one after another.
Zhang Fan and the others were distracted by his words at this moment, and wanted to speak, but the words came to their lips, but they didn't know what to say.
Everyone has finished the topic, and it would be too petty to try to interrupt at this time.
Just wait for Ding Xiaoyi to go away.
Only then did Mr. Zhai Da, who was silent from the beginning to the end, suddenly opened his eyes: "No! We are confused by this kid!"
Ding Xiaoyi didn't respond to their words directly from the beginning to the end. Instead, Zhuangzi attacked Confucianism, then Mencius attacked Taoism, and Mohism was completely shot lying down.
As soon as the three of them shut up, Lin Jue was no longer an opponent, and was directly led into the ditch by Ding Xiaoyi, his face was swollen from a poem
From the beginning to the end, the three of them were led by the nose by Ding Xiaoyi.
As for the return and Shibi, he said it was related, but in fact the matter he asked had nothing to do with it at all.
"Little thief, you have been waiting for us a long time ago! This is all a routine, a routine!!"
After realizing it, Can Wudao stomped his feet and cursed in anger.
If he wanted to chase him, Ding Xiaoyi would have already run away.
Looking back, I saw that Zhang Gu was already holding the box, and he didn't know where to go to write a book.
But it is conceivable that the four of them will become Ding Xiaoyi's stepping stones tomorrow morning.
Zhang Fan also became more and more angry as he thought about it, and smashed the table into pieces: "See you next time, and I will let this little thief know what the sky is high and the earth is thick!!"
However, no matter how the four of them cursed in their hearts.
Ding Xiaoyi had fled long ago. On the way, he let go of his psychic space, and saw the mouse lying on Datou's back, holding the book of ancient and modern poetry in his hand.
Seeing Ding Xiaoyi, the mouse uttered words, and the thief laughed: "How about it, these four idiots are fooled!"
It turned out that what I said just now was completely transmitted to him by Jiezhi hiding in his space.
As for the poem, Jie Zhi reworked it on the spot.
Unexpectedly, the effect is surprisingly good.
Otherwise, how could blind Ding Xiaoyi be able to say such things as saints are immortal and thieves are endless.
"Yes, I guess the four of them won't be able to wake up for a while." Ding Xiaoyi chuckled, thinking of the astonishment on the faces of the four of them, his heart felt dark for a while.
Jie Zhi shook his head and said: "Don't be too conceited, these four people dare not say that they are the top leaders in the world, but they are also celebrities from various schools. I guess by now they should understand that they were fooled. Anyway, next time we meet, you can Be careful."
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up and give us the baby so we can run away?"
Song Xingxue stood aside, already salivating for the treasures that Jiezhi promised. He was already poor, but if he had the treasures and secret techniques of stealing the door, he would be able to earn some extra money in the future, right?
Jie Zhi laughed and said, "Don't worry, don't you see that I'm here."
While talking, the shoulders of Ding Xiaoyi and Song Xingxue sank, and a pair of big hands landed on their shoulders impartially.
I saw the real body of Jie Zhi appearing behind the two of them at some time behind him, and said with a smile: "When I stole the fortune of the Mohist giant, it was just like this light pat."
Chapter 7 Twelve: Wanbao House (Ask for a monthly ticket at the end of the month!~!)
"Remove the grind and kill the donkey?"
The two of them froze, and a drop of cold sweat rolled down their foreheads.
The two who have already joined the teacher's school already have a certain understanding of the robber's stealing technique in their hearts. Even the Mohist giants are lucky enough to steal, let alone the two of them.
"Hahaha I'm just kidding!"
At this time, Jiezhi grinned and let go of the shoulders of the two of them: "You are my good disciples. It is related to the future prosperity of our Pirates. How can I be willing to attack you as a teacher?"
Jie Zhi didn't tell a lie, Ding Xiaoyi was involved in the robber's luck, he guessed it should be related to He Shibi.
So it is expected that he has a great relationship with the woman who took away He's Bi.
It just happened that Zhang Gu dragged the relationship between the two of them on the thief's body.
With Ding Xiaoyi's official apprenticeship, this luck has indeed come true to him, but only half of it has come true.
The other half of the luck is probably related to that woman, to be precise, it is related to the He's Bi in the woman's hand.
What's more, Ding Xiaoyi has confirmed his identity as a disciple of the robber family. After today, he will be famous all over the world. This is another great luck, and he will be credited soon.
How could he attack the two of them at this time.
At this moment, Jiezhi was like a businessman, carefully calculating how much benefit the two of them could bring to his family.
It was just a note of Ma Wei for these two boys.
After all, in order to accept them as disciples, he was bleeding profusely, so he had to vent his anger.
Seeing the sweaty foreheads of the two, he let go of them contentedly.
After the two were let go by him, they immediately took a step back tacitly.
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