Ten consecutive draws in the movie world

Unless you are unlucky and encounter a small probability event.

But don't be sad when you meet, you are so stupid, it's good if a woman is willing to give birth to you, so raise the child well!

At least stupid children are more filial.

……

Although Huang Shang deliberately played down the matter of his ex-girlfriend, as a celebrity in the school, he was a bit of a troublemaker, and he would soon become a ****. During two classes in the morning, the matter of him breaking up with his girlfriend was a big deal. spread throughout the school.

When doing exercises between classes, Lin Qingting's classmate heard the news and ran over to her to confirm the news.

"Dragonfly, did your brother really break up with his girlfriend?" asked a girl with whom she had a good relationship.

Lin Qingting frowned slightly: "Who did you hear that from?"

"Before the morning class, a sophomore senior passed by the office and heard it with her own ears, and now it's spread all over the school," the girl said.

"..."

Facing the blazing fire of gossip in the eyes of his classmates, Lin Qingting snorted: "A cheating woman, what can I say."

"Ah!?" Several girls exclaimed: "Cheating!?"

The girls are excited.

Is it that exciting?

wrong!

Woohoo, Mr. Huang is so pitiful, as expected, you should take care of the hurt Mr. Huang!

... The fourth quarter is the physical education class of Lin Qingting and her class.

On the playground, after the high jump test according to the lesson plan, Huang Shang announced free activities, and almost all the girls in the class surrounded him.

"Ms. Huang, we've heard it all. Don't be sad. We believe that a better woman will appear in your life in the future." A short-haired girl said.

That's right, it's the girl.

"Yes, that woman is nothing, not worthy of Mr. Huang, and there will definitely be a woman who is a hundred times better than her by your side in the future." A girl with ponytails said.

Bah, it's my girl.

"A woman who doesn't know how to cherish is not worthy of being cherished. Teacher Huang, there will definitely be a woman who only loves you." A slightly fat girl said.

That woman is me.

"Mr. Huang..."

"Do not be sad……"

"The next one will be better..."

"..."

Huang Shang squinted at them and said something.The voice was not too loud, just enough to be heard by them: "It seems that the teachers still leave little homework, and I have to report it to them later."

wow-

The girls dispersed in a rush, and there was no one of the opposite sex within a radius of ten meters.

"..."

Huang Shang smiled, and called the sports committee member and a few tall boys over to move the equipment for testing the high jump into the warehouse, and then waited for school to be over.

The school bell rang in the morning, and students from all classes walked out of the classroom and walked towards the cafeteria.

The cafeteria where Huang Shang and Lin Qingting ate were not on the same floor, they did not eat together, and they met in his dormitory after they had finished eating.

In the hot June, other students were struggling to take a nap in the dormitory with ceiling fans blowing on them, but Lin Qingting was enjoying himself while blowing on the air conditioner and eating popsicles.

"Finally came back to life." As soon as the socks were taken off, Lin Qingting lay on the bed with bare feet and turned over comfortably.

"Is there anything you don't understand in the morning class?" Huang Shang threw the popsicle sticks into the trash can, sat at the desk, and read web news on his laptop.

"No, I understand everything." Lin Qingting turned sideways, resting his elbows on the bed, resting his chin with one hand: "Brother, what are you looking at?"

"Just take a look." Leaning back in the chair, he turned his head and asked, "Listen to music?"

"Play some soothing piano music!" Lin Qingting said, "Lower the volume."

"I am searching."

After a while, the melodious and soothing piano music played, and Huang Shang got up and went to bed: "Move to the side."

Lin Qingting twisted to the side, Huang Shang lay down, turned on his mobile phone to read a novel: "Go to sleep!"

"Ah."

After a while, Huang Shang turned to look at Lin Qingfly who was pulling his clothes: "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Lin Qingting's face was pink, and said: "Brother, lend me your arm."

"Borrow what?" Huang Shang frowned: "It's not that there is no pillow."

"The pillow is not as comfortable as your arm." Lin Qingfly pouted.

"You are comfortable, but I feel numb and swollen every time."

I don't know who invented the pillow arm to sleep?He hated it.

"Brother~~" Lin Qingting acted like a baby.

"..."

"Brother~~~~"

"I'm afraid of you."

Reluctantly, he passed his arm over: "Hurry up and sleep, don't get sleepy in the afternoon."

"Brother is the best."

Lin Qingfly happily leaned on his arm, put her arms and legs on him, and closed her eyes comfortably.

Huang Shang froze for a moment.

In summer... I wear a little less.

Chapter 13 Pegasus Marksmanship

The lunch break is over, and Huang Shang has three physical education classes in the afternoon. After finishing the long jump test in the first quarter, and announcing the free activities, Huang Shang is dealing with the female students who come around, while looking at the playground and teaching physical education to other classes. A red-tasseled gun, Mr. Chen who is playing Liuhe big gun.

Yes, the one who runs the martial arts gym at home.

This Mr. Chen is in his thirties, less than 1.8 meters tall, average in appearance, and tanned, but because of years of martial arts training, he has maintained a pretty good figure. He holds a red tasseled gun in his hand, and he has practiced every move. heat.

Just ...

Not good looking.

With Huang Shang's 20-handed weapon level, although the value is basically between 40 and 32, and the spear skill is only [-] points, but seeing Teacher Chen's Liuhe spear routine, it is really not very beautiful.

"How about it? Do you want to learn the Liuhe gun from the teacher? I have a teaching package, and maybe I can become a martial arts star in the future." After playing a set of Liuhe gun, Teacher Chen immediately sold it to the students who were watching.

"I don't want to learn, it's too ugly." A female student looked disgusted: "It's far worse than in the movie."

"You also said it was a movie, so it must have been made to look good. Real martial arts are not so good. Not just martial arts, boxing, karate, taekwondo, etc. in other countries are shot differently in movies, but in reality That's what happened here." Teacher Chen quickly explained, trying to change the female student's opinion.

"That's different. At least boxing, karate, and taekwondo are all Olympic events. They are very confrontational, but martial arts are just a show. They look powerful, but they don't have much actual combat effect. In the past two years, people have been cracking down on counterfeiting. How many martial arts masters have discovered I don't want to learn the truth!" The female student said one thing after another, but it happened to be well-founded, leaving Teacher Chen speechless.

"Mr. Chen, it has been said on the Internet that modern martial arts are originally gymnastics routines for strengthening the body, and they have no actual combat ability at all. If you play well, we can follow suit, but your play is not good! Slow down Yes, it’s always stuck, why don’t you change the routine? If you play it better, maybe someone will learn it!” said a male student.

"That's right, Mr. Chen, you can change this slow-moving routine and practice it in front of a floor-standing mirror to make the routine look better. Isn't it the pursuit of beauty when making movies now! If the routine is beautiful, someone must learn it."

After being 'pointed out' by several students, Teacher Chen looked very ugly and shouted: "Free activities are cancelled! Run around for me! When will get out of class be over, and when will it be over!"

"what!?"

"No!"

"Oh? It's over!"

There was a lot of complaints on the playground, and the few students who "pointed out" Mr. Chen became the target of public criticism, and they were not human on both sides.

Seeing Teacher Chen standing lonely by the playground, Huang Shang walked over and patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Chen, don't be sad."

"Teacher Huang!" Seeing him, Teacher Chen forced a smile, "I'm letting you see a joke."

"No, the decline of traditional martial arts is a national policy. There is no way around it." Huang Shang comforted, "But those students are right. Modern martial arts has become a routine performance. Since it is a performance, of course the more gorgeous it is. The better, otherwise the students would rather learn dancing, rhythmic gymnastics, and Beijing opera than martial arts, which are neither good-looking nor practically capable. What do you think?"

Teacher Chen was silent.

"How about it!" Huang Shang pulled the red-tasseled gun in Teacher Chen's hand over: "I used to refer to ancient costume martial arts dramas to create my own set of marksmanship, and Teacher Chen helped me guide me."

"Teacher Huang can also shoot?" Teacher Chen was stunned.

"A little fur."

"Wow! Teacher Huang is going to practice martial arts!"

Seeing Huang Shang moving his body with a red-tasseled gun, the good-hearted female students immediately surrounded him, and the students who were running around also slowed down and strolled to look this way.

"Don't get so close, back away, my marksmanship is too lethal, within a radius of five meters the guns are everywhere, don't hurt you." Huang Shang blasted people with a ferocious expression.

"Wow! I'm so scared!"

"Teacher Huang is so fierce, be afraid."

The girls backed away giggling.

When half of the figure disappeared within a radius of five meters, Huang Shang said: "Look, my set of marksmanship is called Tianma marksmanship, which means unrestrained and unrestrained."

"Wow! Teacher Huang can actually know idioms, that's amazing!"

Huang Shang's face was full of black lines: "Who said I don't know idioms? Stand up! I promise I won't beat you to death!"

"whee……"

"Ha ha……"

The teachers and students burst into laughter.

Huang Shang didn't bother to pay attention to it, and played with marksmanship.

buzz-

boom-

crackling—

The laughter stopped abruptly. Seeing the sonic boom caused by Huang Shang dancing the red-tasseled gun, everyone's hairs stood on end, and their bodies felt cold.

At this time, Huang Shang rotated 720 degrees on the spot, and the red-tasseled spear spun from his front to his back, and then from his back to his front.

With his legs divided into horse stances, the red-tasseled spear hit the ground on the left and the ground on the right like lightning.

There were two slaps, as if riding on a war horse and smashing the left and right enemy soldiers to death, the hearts of the teachers and students trembled.

Throwing the spear into the air, Huang Shang slowly retracted his posture, stretched out his right hand, just in time to catch the falling red-tasseled spear, and assumed a posture similar to Foshan Huang Feihong.

The little girls who looked at the handsome posture had love in their eyes and screamed again and again.

"Wow! Teacher Huang is so handsome!"

"Teacher Huang is awesome!"

"Mr. Huang, I love you!"

"Ms. Huang, I want to give you a monkey..."

"..."

Huang Shang pointed the tip of his gun at the girl who was going to give birth to a monkey for him: "Whoever wants to give birth to a monkey for me, run [-] laps around the playground until the monkey is born."

"Hee hee... Teacher Huang is so ruthless, haha..."

The little girls were all nympho, but the boys were too excited to die.

"Mr. Huang, are you spreading the word about horse marksmanship? Can we learn it? We can pay for it!"

Teacher Chen:"……"

Huang Shang smiled and threw the red-tasseled gun back to him: "Mr. Chen, how are you doing?"