Detective in the Red Chamber

"Come, come!"

The prisoner on death row was actually not afraid, instead he straightened his chubby belly and said arrogantly, "It's best to kick me out, and grandpa can eat it again--but if you delay testing the medicine for the emperor, grandpa I won't help you take the blame!"

Not to mention, his hob-like posture really frightened the inner guard. He clenched his fists, stared at his eyes and gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to attack him.

Seeing this, the death row prisoner became more and more complacent, knocked on the table with his heels and laughed, "It doesn't matter what kind of officials you are, anyway, I'm doomed. If you serve well, I will help you sleep a few hours." Mother-in-law, if you don't serve her well... oh!"

Before he could finish speaking, that arrogant voice suddenly turned into a muffled hum.

But it turned out that Sun Shaozong snatched the tablecloth from the young eunuch's hand, strode over, squeezed his mouth and stuffed it in.

Then, as if picking something out of a bag, he picked up the death row prisoner and threw it to the inner guard at the side.

Just as the inner guard rushed to pick it up, Sun Shaozong ordered indifferently, "Send it to Fusi's dungeon in Beizhen, pick up the fresh instrument of torture and open it for him, and let him die after three days."

Hearing these words, the condemned prisoner was stunned for a while, and then struggled desperately.

However, after the guard's inner guard didn't take care of him, he could actually compete with that skill, and dragged him to death with three strikes and dragged him into the night.

When the few condemned prisoners saw him playing prestige just now, they were unconsciously agitated, but now they were all silent, and even the two who were still eating were very cautious, for fear of accidentally provoking someone who would rather die than die. end.

"correct."

Sun Shaozong took out a handkerchief from his sleeve, and ordered, "Remember to tell the imperial dining room, and then make a table that is exactly the same and send it over."

But seeing him wiping his hands and turning back as if nothing had happened, Qin Ming couldn't help but wonder, "The few I selected from the Ministry of Punishment are all honest and honest. How come you prisoners in Shuntian Mansion are so reckless?" ?”

"It's probably because the environment is different."

Sun Shaozong helplessly spread his hands and said, "When we arrived at the Golden Luan Hall and saw our mobilizing crowd, I really thought I was some Ganoderma lucidum—not to mention him, the left and right are beasts who raped and killed their nieces, and died after suffering some torture." It’s also pretty good, but it’s just a waste of a table of good food.”

While the two were talking, they suddenly heard a commotion in the hall, hysterical, cat whimpering, the same old moaning, and how fake moaning sounded one after another.

"what happened?"

Sun Shaozong frowned suddenly, the death row prisoner was still outside, why did the private prostitutes inside start screaming?

He winked to the side, and immediately a little eunuch went in and asked a few words, and when he came back, he reported that King Zhongshun was waiting impatiently inside, so he ordered the prostitutes to polish their mirrors for fun.

This ridiculous prince is really...

Forget it, anyway, those private prostitutes are not the protagonists, so let them warm up inside first.

Chapter 563 Clinical Test【Part [-]】

After half an hour.

click~

After buttoning the front cover and putting the gilt and chiselled pocket watch back into his pocket, Sun Shaozong made a gesture, and the two overseers immediately waved their whips and shouted, "Stop, stop, stop smoking!"

The three condemned prisoners hurriedly moved their heads away from the censer as if they had been pardoned, and breathed in the fresh air with big gulps. All of them were red-eyed and black-faced, as if they had just come out of the fire.

No wonder, there are more than [-] sandalwoods and more than a dozen kinds of spices in the incense burner. Fortunately, it is outside. If it is placed in the house, it may be enough for bacon.

"Go get some tea and moisten their throats."

After Sun Shaozong gave the order, another young eunuch immediately offered nine cups of fragrant tea.

The death row prisoners each shared three cups, chewed the tea leaves, and then entered the Mingde Hall surrounded by eunuchs, imperial physicians, and inner guards.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw King Zhongshun lazily leaning on the Arhat bed, and with him as the center, there were four large beds lined up, surrounded by thirty red candles, which directly reflected a group of naked women above. now.

"It's coming!"

Without waiting for everyone to take a closer look at the twos and threes who were entangled endlessly, Huan Feiyanshou, Zhongshun Wang Yigulu sat up straight, and said loudly, "It just so happens that these little hooves have already moistened the body, so hurry up and try this first wave while it's hot. Wang might as well find time to go to the study and take a nap."

Who hired you to oversee the work?

Sun Shaozong slandered in his heart, but the eunuchs and inner guards did not dare to be negligent, and hurriedly ordered the three death row prisoners to take off their clothes so that the next clinical experiment could be carried out.

But it takes a lot of courage to take off your clothes in front of so many people.

The three of you look at me and I look at you, and they are coy, none of them wants to be the first to be the first bird.

Seeing this, the guards and eunuchs at the side were about to step forward to do the work for them, yelling and cursing, but a few wolf-like prostitutes jumped off the four big beds, and stripped the three of them naked.

If the eunuchs hadn't scolded him in time, the prostitutes would have already started to greet him before he got back to bed.

Look at these hungry people, wishing they could tear up the three death row prisoners to fill the emptiness, Sun Shaozong hurriedly asked the imperial physicians to follow, so as to keep abreast of the physical conditions of the death row prisoners.

After a little hesitation, Sun Shaozong sent a few young eunuchs to follow him to watch - this was mainly because he was worried that the imperial physicians would miss some details accidentally because they were too busy looking at other things.

With just a few words, the hall was already full of wild noises.

Not to mention the two young and strong, even the emaciated death row prisoner who was over half a hundred years old, was also stimulated by the properties of the medicine and the medicine, holding a bright head, shuttling back and forth in the drenched rouge formation.

There is a poem that says

The old Fubo in the calligraphy workshop, and the sick Vimo in the Bodhi workshop.

There are no gulls and herons in the stagnant water near people, and sometimes returning cattle float their noses.

The book dare not repeat.

Relying on the medicinal properties of the Leopard Taiyi Jin Pill and the technical guidance given by the onlookers from time to time, the fierce battle between the monks and the monks did not come to an end until around midnight.

Although the three death row prisoners were all sore and weak, none of them died.

Obviously, this first round of testing ended in failure.

"how."

At this time, King Zhongshun had long since lost his sleepiness, and said proudly with his eyes wide open, "There is no mistake in this battle, not to mention that the emperor is always restrained..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly felt something was wrong—the emperor's bed was private, how could he talk about it in detail in front of others?

So he stretched out his hand to adjust a certain unspeakable thing, took advantage of the opportunity to expose this article without mentioning it, and sneered, "Sun Jia Erlang, do you still want to continue testing medicine?"

"Of course we have to continue."

Sun Shaozong bowed in a neither humble nor overbearing manner, "Is there any reason for me to give up halfway when I am an official on a errand?"

"what!"

King Zhongshun sneered, and said in a strange way, "Then you can check here slowly. I will go to the study next door and take a nap for a while. When I wake up, I will see what you have found."

Saying that, he got up and went out on his own, and when he passed the big beds, he picked up one of the women, and he arrived at the door like a conjoined baby.

"correct."

Just as he was stepping in and out of the door, King Zhongshun suddenly turned his head and said, "Zhou Wuyou, you should keep an eye on this king, don't let people randomly put shit pots on the lonely head."

Eunuch Zhou's chubby face immediately froze, and he responded embarrassingly respectfully, while taking a peek at Sun Shaozong's expression.

Just as Sun Shaozong had guessed before, it was he who sent someone to inform King Zhongshun of the news of the 'Baotai Yijin Pill' to be thoroughly investigated again.

Originally, he wanted to give Sun Shaozong a bad impression, and then he said that he would cooperate to earn some favors, so as to prevent Sun Shaozong from being young and arrogant, and making things difficult for himself. Never thought that the sweet dates would be sold by King Zhongshun before they had time to take them out!

If I knew this earlier, I really shouldn't have brought this absurd prince here!

Watching King Zhongshun disappear outside the door with the private prostitute in his arms, Zhou Wuyou rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and was about to go up to share a few words with Sun Shaozong, but Sun Shaozong preemptively said, "Boss Zhou, please go to the imperial dining room and take the The worthy steward, please come, I have some things to entrust."

What's the use of Zhou Wuyou going there in person for such a trivial matter?

This was obviously blocking Zhou Wuyou's mouth!

Zhou Wuyou's complexion changed again, the smile that he had just formed gradually faded away, and finally he returned the gift indifferently, and left Mingde Hall.

After he left, Qin Ming couldn't help complaining in a low voice, "You have already offended King Zhongshun by staring at 'Baotai Yijin Wan' like this, so why bother to provoke Zhou Wuyou again? Don't look at him in front of the prince. Those who bow their heads and obey their ears, if you really want to talk about it, you must be a powerful official in the palace!"

Sun Shaozong sighed, and said helplessly, "Because he is a first-class official in the palace, I dare not give him a good face."

"Why is that?"

Qin Ming asked puzzledly at first, and then suddenly said, "Could it be that he is afraid of Eunuch Dai..."

In fact, with Sun Shaozong's eyesight, he could see that Zhou Wu was worried and suspicious early in the morning. If he wanted to ease his heart, why wait until he attracted King Zhongshun?

In fact, Dai Quan had already revealed his hostility towards Zhou Wuyou in what he said before.

Under these conditions, how dare Sun Shaozong show Zhou Wuyou any good looks?

After all, Dai Quanfei was not only a close minister of the emperor, but also the commander of Beizhen Fusi, and Sun Shaozong's immediate boss; while Zhou Wuyou was quite powerful in the palace, but his influence in the outer court was very limited.

As the saying goes, the lesser of two evils, between offending Zhou Wuyou and making Dai Quan unhappy, Sun Shaozong naturally chose the former without hesitation.

It didn't take long.

The eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room hurried over, but Zhou Wuyou was nowhere to be seen beside him—the eunuch who accompanied him explained that there was something wrong with a batch of silks and satins that he just bought today, so Zhou Wuyou Worry hurried over to deal with it.

Naturally, this can only fool fools.

But Sun Shaozong didn’t want to get into the details. He only explained the imperial dining room. One is to reduce the portion of the food first. Then there are the same vegetables and meat. superior.

In this way, the efficiency of drug testing is greatly improved.

As for whether the cooked food tastes good or not, that is out of Sun Shaozong's consideration.

In addition, the second batch of mice must be reduced from four to two in order to form a three-shift system—otherwise the first few will not be able to rest at all, how can they have the strength to start working again?

Similarly, the intensity of this test should also be weakened, and it should not exceed two 'working hours' at most. If you vomit three or four times in a row like before, even if you have tonics to carry it, it will definitely not work.

Based on this premise, the second and third battles were naturally far less intense than the first - of course, this was also related to the fact that the prostitutes were physically and mentally exhausted and had no intention of meeting men.

After three rounds, the sun rose.

Except for two death row prisoners who entered the sage's time, the whole test was still nothing.

The atmosphere in Mingde Hall was obviously agitated. If it wasn't for Sun Shaozong's previous fame, someone would have questioned him for clinging to the 'Baotai Yijin Wan'. It was a waste of time.

Especially after Prince Yizhong used his energy in the morning to sneer and ridicule in front of everyone, the improvised team became even more loose.

It was also in this atmosphere that the fourth round of clinical trials kicked off again under the support of Sun Shaozong...

Chapter 564 Clinical Test [Secondary [-]]

Because they didn't think carefully at the beginning, the three people in the first wave of tests are still in the sage time.

Although it is not impossible to use drugs for fun, this clinical test is not to try the ultimate challenge. If it is not sure whether he died of poisoning or not, what is the point of this experiment?

So in the fourth round, the two death row prisoners from the second wave were replaced. As for the three people from the first wave, they were directly transferred to the sixth round.

Originally, the two death row prisoners were quite happy when they learned that they were able to make an early appearance. After holding back in the prison for a long time, they also took tonics to add to the fun, but they only lost their kidneys once yesterday, and they were replaced without having fun. up.

So the two were eager to cheer up, and while taking drugs, they asked the eunuchs how to extend the time.

uh~

This may sound like a fantasy, but it is actually based on science.

As we all know, once the eunuchs in the palace have a powerful position, they will follow the example of ordinary people, buying houses and properties outside the palace, marrying wives and concubines.

As for the eunuchs who are in charge of shopping outside the palace, firstly, they are rich in oil and water, and secondly, they are also convenient to go in and out at ordinary times, so the proportion of buying properties and marrying wives can be said to be the highest in the palace.

Marrying a wife and taking concubines is actually not a difficult task for eunuchs, but it is even more difficult for eunuchs who lack a bridge of communication to maintain the relationship between husband and wife.

Especially eunuchs are not allowed to spend the night outside the palace unless there are special circumstances.

This gave many disciples an opportunity to take advantage of - many wives and concubines of eunuchs lived a life of fake phoenix during the day and real guns at night.

Those eunuchs who wanted to live a decent life, and even wanted to find a cheap son, naturally had no grievances about this.

But there are also many eunuchs who hate cuckolds and do everything possible to prevent adulterers from taking advantage of them.

Those who are powerful inside and outside the palace, such as Dai Quan, Zhou Wuyou and other great eunuchs, can naturally rely on coercion and temptation to maintain the loyalty of their wives and concubines to themselves.

But those who are above and below, who have a little power in the palace, but have no support outside, can only settle for the second best, painstakingly study the art of the house, and rely on verbal and physical skills to defend the 'comfort' at home. Stability and unity.

It is said that before marrying a wife, some eunuchs would take time to learn Buddhist scriptures in brothels, so as to successfully establish a harmonious life after marriage of "she is good, and I am good".

Therefore, the rhetoric of "asking you how sad you can be, just like a group of eunuchs visiting brothels" is purely fabricated by poor scholars!

People go to the brothel to study and seek knowledge with good yearning for the future and the spirit of assiduous study, so what is there to worry about?

uh~

It seems to be far away.

In short, it is not absurd at all that the eunuchs teach the art of intercourse to the condemned prisoners, and it is very scientific and logical!

It stands to reason that this kind of academic discussion at the gender level should be quite harmonious.

However, all night was in vain, and with King Zhongshun staring at him, sneering and sarcastic, how could the eunuchs still have the "warm hearts" of last night?