I want to kill a god before I die

Ji Youzhu: "The Cooking Woman"

"actually"

Yang Xichen's expression froze slightly, he glanced at Ji Youzhu, and continued: "I want to ask, can I learn something to defend myself from you like her?"

Ji Youzhu immediately stared at her vigilantly.

If you take her in too, wouldn't there be one more person to snatch the taboo eye when Cheng Hai was in a good mood? !

"Forget it, one is annoying enough, I don't care about the second one. You are so rich, it's no problem to spend a little effort to find a bodyguard in this area." Cheng Hai refused.

"Humph!"

Ji Youzhu folded his hands on his chest, and pursed his mouth in dissatisfaction.

Don't bring such a shameless person.

Or in front of other beautiful women

"That's it"

Yang Xichen's expression darkened, but soon changed into a smile, "Then, goodbye by fate."

"Well, goodbye." Cheng Hai said lightly.

Whether this accident was due to the metaphysics buff on him is another story, so let’s forget about it.

The car started up again, Cheng Hai stared at Ji Youzhu for a long time, and fell into deep thought again.

Ji Youzhu was the only one among the people he often came into contact with who couldn't resist the buff of bad luck.Yang Xichen's matter was settled, so he had to find a place to store her.

otherwise with some action,

He is not easy to develop

There was a strange look from the empty co-pilot, and Ji Youzhu's back felt a chill.

Chapter 40 Wang Defa Alexander

Boom!Boom!Boom!

The church bell rang three times, and two people in priestly attire sat on the last pew in the church, looking expressionlessly at the half circle of aunts in front of them.

"Father yingying, I specially wore the newly bought red dress today, but Uncle Li didn't respond at all. Tell me, did he get hooked by the sauerkraut Xi Shi in the West Street Vegetable Market?"

An aunt in a red dress complained in the crowd, which attracted other acquaintances to comfort her one after another.

"this"

The priest maintained a warm smile, and comforted softly: "Aunt Liu, don't be discouraged. Although our hardware may be a little worse than that Shih Tzu, we can start with the software!"

"software?"

Aunt Liu blushed and said shyly, "Although we were married once, I don't have much experience in this area."

"Hi! What are you thinking!"

The priest hated iron for being weak, patted his thigh and said, "I'm talking about the inside! Do you know the inside! What middle-aged and elderly people lack now is spiritual communication! If you want to catch Uncle Li, you must find a long-term common language! "

"common language?"

Aunt Liu paused slightly, then said with a bitter face: "I know he likes to play chess in the community, but I don't know how to do that either."

"You don't need to learn this."

The priest hooked his fingers and said in a low voice, "I've already checked for you. Uncle Li's late wife often went to the community court to dance after dinner, and she liked to wear red. If you put more effort into this aspect, maybe you can make him wear red." Have you found the shadow of your former lover?"

"Oh oh oh!!!"

Aunt Liu suddenly realized.

"That's right, Aunt Liu! There will be a square dance competition in the community at the end of next month. I'll give you my lead dance position. When we win the first place, we won't be able to fascinate Lao Li."

"Yes, yes, our community is strong, and it's no problem to win the first place."

"I also know about Lao Li. He looks bad-tempered, but he is actually the least resistant to those who engage in art. What kind of sauerkraut Xi Shi, how can she be your opponent of Xicheng Jinlian?"

The aunts around gave assists one after another.

"you"

Aunt Liu burst into tears and was very moved.

"Come on, Aunt Liu, try to kill Uncle Li next month!" the priest encouraged.

"Father, you are such a good person. Are you free this weekend? I'll fish Uncle Liu's daughter for you. She just graduated from university this year and is very tender." Aunt Liu thanked her.

"That's right, Father, you are not young anymore, you have to think about the next generation." Another aunt also echoed.

"Don't worry, we're here to take care of the girls in Xicheng District as you choose."

"Eh?"

The priest was taken aback for a moment, why did the matter suddenly involve him?

"There's no need for that," he waved his hand quickly.

"It's useful." The aunt was enthusiastic.

"no, I'm fine."

"It's useful."

Looking at the lively scene ahead, one of the blond clerics looked at his companion and asked, "Bishop Gies, what do you think?"

"I think he's right. There are social surveys and studies, and the middle-aged and elderly people in Huaguo do have some deficiencies in spiritual life." The bishop named Guise nodded.

""

The blond bishop was silent for a while, then changed his words: "I mean, our Holy Church conveys the gospel to the world, it is pure and selfless, how can it be so humble to ordinary people?"

"You are wrong, Bishop Nash."

Bishop Guise shook his head and said, "The Heavenly Father once came to the world in the flesh of Jesus to experience the emotional world of human beings. As the servants of the Heavenly Father, we should not be ashamed of it."

"Can he be compared with Heavenly Father?" Bishop Nash snorted coldly.

"As I said, I am a servant of the Heavenly Father." Bishop Guise corrected.

Suddenly, footsteps came from behind, making the eyes of the two bishops sharpen.

Keith: "Did you feel it?"

Nash: "Well, great evil!"

The two bishops stood up guardedly and met Cheng Hai who had just entered the door.

Geese: "It's a wizard."

Nash: "Well, the cursed necromancer!"

"Oh? You know I'm cursed?"

Cheng Hai raised his eyebrows and said, "Then do you provide free exorcism service here?"

As he expected, the people from Shengjiao had arrived.

The two people in front of them exuded a sacred aura, just like the sun at eight or nine o'clock, which dazzled the taboo eyes.

Ok

Guang Weizheng's holy religion.

"What are you doing here?" Bishop Nash said with a grim expression.

In their territory, almost all necromancers who dared to take the lead died.

"This is Huaguo Hagi Sea, how can I say it is also our territory?"

Cheng Hai took out Xu Qiufan's ghost certificate with a smile on his face.

"Huangquan? Are you from Huangquan?" Bishop Guise said in astonishment.

"How could Huang Quan's policeman be a necromancer?" Bishop Nash also felt unbelievable.

"Do you understand studying abroad? Are Easterners so fussed about Western skills?" Cheng Hai spread his hands, completely unaware of the seriousness of the problem.

"Study abroad? Which school? Who is your tutor?" Nash warned.

He couldn't believe that necromancers could give lectures?

"Are you a scumbag? Why didn't you tell me your mother's last name first? It's not your turn to conduct a census in China, right?" Cheng Hai said angrily.

If you keep asking this question, he won't be able to answer it.

Ji Youzhu: ""

Being so irritable, it seemed that when Cheng Hai usually scolded her, he scolded her lightly.

"My mother's name was Anne Morris," Bishop Nash replied.

"My mother's name is Catherine Adelaide." Bishop Guise also replied.

Ji Youzhu: ""

Cheng Hai: ""

Why are these foreigners so upright?

It made him feel embarrassed.

"Okay, since you asked the question sincerely, I will tell you mercifully." Cheng Hai's eyes sparkled, and he said respectfully: "My mentor is Wang Defa Alexander."

"WTF?"

Ji Youzhu repeated the name and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Wang Defa?!"

"You mean Professor Wang Defa Alexander?!"

The two bishops were stunned. Their shocked expressions were as if they knew that the mother who had raised them for many years was actually their own sister. It felt like the sky was about to fall!

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Bishop Nash said angrily.

"You are slandering Professor Wang Defa! I want to fight you!" Bishop Guise was furious.

Cheng Hai: ""

Unexpectedly, the wizard's status in the academic world is so high that it can make two saints angry.

However, he did not come here to fight, and naturally he would not accept Bishop Guise's duel.

"It's you who let me talk, and you are the ones who don't believe it now. If that's the case, why do you ask me?" Cheng Hai threw down a philosophical proposition, and dragged Ji Youzhu into the church.

"you"

Bishop Nash wanted to follow, but Bishop Guise grabbed his shoulder and shook his head.

"Ugh!"

Bishop Nash punched the air, his face full of bad luck.

Necromancers can be killed, but with the addition of Huang Quan's identity, the nature is different.

Chapter 41 He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry

When he walked to the fourth row and sat down, the two priests did not continue to pester him.

"These people seem to have a lot of hostility towards you." Ji Youzhu worried.

"Normally, black and white have been incompatible since ancient times." Cheng Haidao.

Stockings are excluded.

This has been proven.

"black and white?"

Ji Youzhu blinked, frowned and said: "They are the black ones!"

Due to some historical reasons, many academic creations related to the church have opposed them to the monarchy's regime and portrayed them as a black-bellied organization with real power.

As a result, in Huaguo, the church's reputation was harmed.