I want to kill a god before I die

Watching relatives and friends leave one after another, but I still want to stay.For such an illusory possibility, it has silently guarded for thousands or even tens of thousands of years, witnessing the changes of human times time after time.

That kind of loneliness comparable to despair must be quite unbearable.

At least, Cheng Hai hated that feeling.

"You've worked hard"

"Ok?"

Lord Zi's expression was slightly startled, then softened, and joked: "I live such a long time, I must find something for myself to do."

"So it looks like we can only do it step by step?" Cheng Hai asked.

How to defeat those monsters who have no concept at all, no one knows the correct answer.If you don't choose to surrender, then you can only rely on groping.

"Is such that."

Master Zi sat back in her original position.

"Well then"

Cheng Hai scratched his head and asked in embarrassment: "Then I want to ask, can my current physical problem be solved?"

"Your illness?"

"Ah."

"According to the rules, it's not impossible to make a move if you pay some price. However, the price of breaking the rules is a bit troublesome. In order to avoid any major problems, you have to agree to my conditions."

"What conditions?"

Cheng Hai's pupils shrank, as if grasping at straws to save his life.

"Join my family."

"Join your family?!"

Cheng Hai was stunned for a moment.

"Yes. The contract you signed with Naia is a matter between the two of you, and it has not crossed the line. So before you fail, my intervention cannot be regarded as in line with the rules. But if you join our family, The cause and effect between you and me are combined. And treating the juniors in the family is also a matter of course."

"How to join?" Cheng Hai was a little nervous.

Wouldn't it be an entry-level son-in-law?

No way? !

"Just put my mark on it." Lord Zi smiled.

"I see." Cheng Hai breathed a sigh of relief.

I thought I was going to marry Master Lan, it scared me to death.

blue:"?"

Guiltily avoiding Master Lan's gaze, Cheng Hai asked again: "Then do I have to pay any price?"

"If you want to talk about the price, you will be on our pirate ship, and you will have to run errands in the future." Master Zi smiled lightly.

"Do you have five insurances and one housing fund?" Cheng Hai also smiled.

"No."

Master Zi thought for a while: "However, you can get a [-]% discount for shopping at the shops on Gusheng Street. If you need the transmission business here, you can also ask Lan to help you."

"[-]% off, I can only reluctantly agree because of the benefits." Cheng Hai shrugged.

All kinds of things in Wangsheng Street are sold at low prices and sold at high prices. The [-]% discount can save a lot of money.

"Then let's get started."

Master Zi stretched out her hand, and the loose sleeves hung down against her wrist.

Cheng Hai opened his eyes wide, and his soul seemed to move accordingly, opening one eye.This eye is not the eye of taboo, but the mark of purple.Its body exudes a touch like electric current, and its body suddenly becomes smaller and flatter, like a fluorescent sticker that fits between the eyebrows of Cheng Hai's soul, and then gradually disappears.

Cheng Hai also knew the name of Lord Zi's family, the Yakumo family, through the short-lived message sent by the tiny electric current.

Cheng Hai: ""

purple:""

blue:"?"

"No, I said our name is not a bit of a play?" Cheng Hai scratched his head and said.

"A play?"

Zida or Yakumo Zi tilted his head and said.

"Eh, I have seen your image in some human works." Cheng Hai rubbed his forehead.

Not anymore.

It’s fine to call it Zi, and adding the word Yakumo, many related stalks and famous scenes popped up in his mind, which is incompatible with the great image left to him just now of working hard for the future of mankind.

However, looking at Yakumo Lan standing quietly beside him, Cheng Hai once again fell into deep thought.

"That's right, it's as dignified as I imagined."

blue:"?"

"Those are just entertainments made by those who know about my existence. They can't be taken seriously." Yakumo Zi smiled and said.

Art comes from life, this is not the first example.

"Aren't you angry?"

Zi leaned on the bench again, and sighed, "What else? You can't kill people because of this, right?"

"I see."

Cheng Hai nodded, it seemed to be the same reason.But he also secretly made up his mind that if he finds out that anyone who reads Zima's book again in the future, he will give it to the shark.

After thinking for a while, he asked again: "By the way, how many people are there in our family?"

"Here."

Yakumo Zi spread her hands and looked at Cheng Hai and Yakumo Lan respectively.

The meaning is obvious, you, me, her.

"Only three?" Cheng Hai asked in surprise.

"Yes, I am Zi, and she is Lan. Now you are joining too"

Yakumo Zi put her index finger on her lips, and suddenly said with a smirk: "Then you will be called Yakumo Orange."

"puff!"

Cheng Hai almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn Yakumocheng, isn't that the name of her cat!

What about cats?

"Hahaha"

Yakumo Zi suddenly laughed, and smiled happily, then waved her hands and said, "Okay, okay, just kidding. If you need to use this identity in the future, you can call yourself Cheng Hai from Yakumo's family."

"call"

Cheng Hai breathed a sigh of relief.

He has seen many monsters, and names like Blood Moon and Xu Yuan are very secondary.If he really wanted to change his name to Yakumo Orange, he would have no face in the future.

shame!

"Apart from you? Do other characters like Che Wanli really exist?"

As he spoke, Cheng Hai bent his arms, made a fit posture, and asked, "For example, Boli Lingmeng or something."

"There are, but not many. For example, various types of fairies, or some existences in hell. But don't take the plot and characters in it seriously. For example, our family does not have cats yet."

"That too"

Cheng Hai sat down again and smiled awkwardly.

The story on the Internet has been developed for so long, from the first set to the second set, after going through various authors, the original version has been changed to what it is not known.

After talking for so long, Zi didn't look like she was struggling with her age.

"Want to try it?"

For a moment, a dangerous thought flashed through Cheng Hai's mind.

"Now tell me about your business."

Three slits were drawn on the fingertips, and in the pitch-black space, there were glass jars containing three pairs of wriggling alveoli.

Yakumo Zi suddenly opened her hands, as if she was holding three floating bottles, and asked very cleverly: "Young Yakumo Orange, do you want gold lungs, silver lungs, or this pair of five-colored lungs?" Colorful crystal lungs?"

Chapter 11 Can't the lungs of Yangjian be whole?

Three pairs of alveoli of different colors floated in front of his eyes, and Cheng Hai couldn't help complaining, "Can't I have a human lung?"

"The level of human evolution in this era is too low. If you want to change, you should change to the best." Yakumo Zi said seriously.

"What if there is a rejection reaction?" Cheng Hai frowned.

In addition to the color, the lines, texture and size of these alveoli are uneven, it is really difficult to reassure him.

Given the fragility of the human body, inconsistencies in blood types would lead to death.This kind of plot of transplanting the organs of other creatures to oneself usually only appears in monster movies, which is too unscientific.

"You don't believe my sister and my skills?" Yakumo Zi pouted.

"Here she comes, the thousand-year-old woman is about to pretend to be tender again."

Cheng Hai complained silently, but at the same time secretly said that it was a good thing he didn't commit suicide.

Although he accepted the fact that the story was purely fictional, after knowing Zi's full name, he could see a sense of déjà vu no matter how he looked at it.But the strange thing is that Lan is still pleasing to the eye as always.

"You have to tell me what's the difference between them?" Cheng Hai said with his forehead raised.

"Right."

Yakumo Zi smiled slightly, snapped her fingers, and the space where the golden alveoli were located slowly floated in front of Cheng Hai's eyes.

"You are different and like to go beyond. You have dreams, you have strength, and you never see achievement as the end."

Cheng Hai: ""

Why is it really on sale?

"8848 Titanium Gold Lizard Alveoli, heat-resistant material imported from the ruins of the Gobi Desert, the exterior texture is beautifully intertwined, a filter system that can help you adapt to various harsh environments, 12.8L memory, four-cylinder exhaust, super battery life"

"Wait, what the hell is this memory?" Cheng Hai interrupted her in fear.

What a mess of introductions.

"Total lung capacity."

Yakumo Zi had a look on her face that you don't know.

"Is there such a big one? It must be two or three times the size of a human being! Are you sure you can put it in my body? And what the hell is this four-cylinder exhaust?" Cheng Hai was shocked.

If this thing is stuffed into his body, won't he become deformed?

He just wants a healthy body!

"Don't worry about this detail, I can help you deal with it. As for the four-cylinder, it means that there are four functional processing areas. If your lungs are damaged by external forces, as long as there are no four areas paralyzed at the same time, you can still treat them like It is alive and kicking like a normal person, with super battery life. In addition, it can also strengthen your affinity for wind attributes.”

As if specially rehearsed, Yakumo Zi explained the benefits of titanium alloy lizard lungs clearly and logically.

"Okay, okay, you continue." Cheng Hai said speechlessly.

"okay."

Excited like a girl, Yakumo Zi cleared her throat, and continued: "8848 Titanium Lizard Alveoli, exclusive one-on-one recognition main program, human lungs are separated by ten meters, and automatically explode. This distance is called safety."

Cheng Hai: "???"

No, what the hell is the explosion?

Is this the function a lung should have? !

"This is a precautionary measure. If someone is careless after removing your lungs, you can use it to complete the counter-kill."