I want to kill a god before I die

At this moment, the phone rang suddenly, Ji Youzhu frowned subconsciously, and then became nervous.

"No expression of disgust?"

Lin Yumu narrowed his eyes, as if he had discovered the situation.

But Ji Youzhu quickly pressed the answer button, and responded in a low voice: "Cheng Hai?"

"Cheng Hai? Hehe"

Smelling the breath of gossip, Lin Yumu carefully got up from the bed, and climbed out of the bed like a boneless snake without making a sound.

"Do you have time?"

In the busy city, Cheng Hai asked, the sound of advertisements was amplified by speakers all around.

"Price reduction? Fire sale? Ask me if I'm free? Is this an offer?!"

Ji Youzhu was overjoyed, nodded quickly and said: "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Then let me ask you"

Cheng Hai was about to ask a question, but Xu Yuan had already walked out with the shopping guide, and said beside him: "Master, I don't like these."

"Don't like it?!"

Cheng Hai was taken aback for a moment, and then looked at the shopping guide's face, it was green!

Of course, this is nonsense!

The customers I received excitedly exchanged more than a dozen sets of clothes with others, but they didn’t buy any of them when they came out.

"I'll call you later!"

Hanging up the phone hastily, Cheng Hai was busy dealing with things over there.

"Owner"

In the dormitory, Ji Youzhu still pressed the phone to his face, his face was dull, and his soul had already left his body.

What the hell is Cheng Hai doing?

Chapter 30 Social Death

"What? Neither?"

Cheng Hai was shocked when he got Xu Yuan's answer.

Could it be that the guy's expression of interest just now was all fake?

"Yeah, after trying this one, I wanted to wear another one. But after trying all of it, I suddenly found it boring again. It's up to you to decide." Xu Yuan said with a strange expression, and spread his hands helplessly.

"Forehead"

Cheng Hai was speechless for a while.

Only an alien would have this kind of thinking. If it were someone else, I would probably want to have them all.However, looking at it from another angle, this kind of money-saving woman is quite easy to raise.

Turning her head, the female shopping guide was looking at Cheng Hai with resentment on her face.

This gave Cheng Hai a headache.

When he used to buy things, he was afraid of such over-enthusiastic shopping guides.Try everything for you. If you don’t buy it when it comes out, it will make you feel like you owe others, which is very uncomfortable.

Therefore, he has never been in the habit of shopping.

This also means that this stinking problem has not been corrected until now.

"Choose as many as you like, don't ask me."

Here is his answer.

After paying and leaving the women's clothing store, Cheng Hai looked at his call records and became a little uneasy again.

It stands to reason that Xu Yuan should have asked her when she came out, but before she hung up the phone, she said to ask Ji Youzhu to wait, so should she wait now?

Carrying two bags of clothes, Xu Yuan followed behind him without saying a word.

"Let's fight."

The phone was connected again, and a cautious voice came from the opposite side.

"Hey"

"Ah, You Zhu."

"Um"

"Did you study well in the past two days?" Cheng Hai tried to say a few words.

"Have."

"that"

Really unable to hold back any other words, Cheng Hai had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "I'm calling to tell you that it's all right."

It's embarrassing to say this.

"Oh"

Ji Youzhu wanted to say hello and hang up the phone, but couldn't help being curious, and asked, "What are you doing now?"

"I do not"

"I heard the advertisement, are you on the street?"

Ji Youzhu narrowed his eyes, and quietly changed the wording to you.

"Oh, yes, on the street."

Cheng Hai turned his head to look at the noisy surroundings, and had no choice but to admit it.

When did this girl become so observant?

"What did you want to ask just now?"

For some reason, Ji Youzhu's speech became a little more fluent.

Seeing her asking this question, Cheng Hai felt that he had reached a new level, so he didn't hide it at all, and asked directly: "Do you know where that kind of corset is sold? Drugstore or underwear store?"

"Corset?"

Ji Youzhu's eyes widened, and many enviable images were deleted in his mind at once, and he asked in horror: "What do you want that for?"

And why do you think it is a pharmacy?

"Of course it's because of her"

Halfway through Cheng Hai's speech, he couldn't help but glanced at Xu Yuan's chest, frowned and said, "It's too big."

"too big?"

Ji Youzhu lowered his head subconsciously, and then his brain froze on the spot, full of thoughts:

too big

big

gone

Yeah

Unaware of the critical blow that his words caused to Ji Youzhu, Cheng Hai continued to ask: "Hello? Are you still there? If she doesn't know, I'll let her ask herself."

“It would be fine if you bought it from an ordinary underwear store”

Ji Youzhu said something faintly, weakly.

Even though she worked so hard these past few days, she was hit by a thunderbolt in the middle of the night.

Cheng Hai unexpectedly got together with that tattooed girl so quickly, and went shopping together at night!Do you still have to go to the underwear store later? !

Does she really want to have another teacher's wife?

She can't take it!

"I see, thank you."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Ji Youzhu to talk, Cheng Hai hastily hung up the phone.

He's going to be busy tonight with a bunch of errands to do after shopping.

In the dormitory, Ji Youzhu was sluggish again, and changed into that expression of his soul coming out of his body.

"Hey, what happened?"

Lin Yumu appeared from her side without anyone noticing, shaking his hand in front of her eyes.

"It's nothing."

Ji Youzhu shook his head desolately.

How angry, obviously he told me to study hard, but he suddenly messed with her mentality in the middle of the night.

I can't read the books anymore.

"Nothing, how did you become like this?"

Lin Yumu pointed to the book and asked, "This doesn't look like your style."

Ji Youzhu sighed, lying on the desk weakly, lowered his head and said: "Cheng Hai said that I am too shameful, and I will not be allowed to go back if I fail the exam."

Lin Yumu: ""

Cheng Hai really thinks of himself as a father

Do you even care about this?

This made Lin Yumu curious: "Then what's the situation now? You went in for more than half a month for nothing, can he still sit still?"

"What is free giving?" Ji Youzhu's face turned reddish.

"Is not it?"

Lin Yumu spread his hands, leaned closer to her face, and was very close to her face, with a flattering expression: "Have you kissed?"

"no"

Ji Youzhu buried his face in his arms, not daring to look directly at her face.

"Ever hugged?"

"No"

Ji Youzhu hesitated for a moment at first, but recalled the day when Lin Miaozhen came, and changed his words in a strange way: "Hug it"

"Ever hugged?!"

Lin Yumu was excited on the spot, tapped her arm with his elbow, and asked, "How did you feel at that time?"

Recalling the embarrassing scene that day, Ji Youzhu blushed again, and shyly said: "I don't feel like I didn't have any strength at that time."

"hiss"

Listening to Ji Youzhu's narration, Lin Yumu really took a breath.

I don't have any strength at all, has it reached that level!

Didn't see it, Cheng Hai is actually an expert?

But thinking of the phone call just now, Lin Yumu was so angry that he slapped the table and said, "So now after he ate and wiped himself off, he kicked you out?!"

"No way!"

Ji Youzhu raised his head abruptly, his whole face turned red, he tried to argue: "He didn't do anything!"

"All right, all right, nothing."

Lin Yumu sighed, and suddenly looked at her with a dangerous expression: "Then why did you even bring your luggage back? Does that call just now mean that there are other women in his family?"

"No"

When Ji Youzhu said this, there was a slight resentment on his face.

She still doesn't know whether Xu Yuan and the others have moved into her room.

"Good guy!"