I want to kill a god before I die

As for why this challenge is raised, it is because the number of flowers in reserve is limited and cannot be wasted too much.More importantly, I want to teach Cheng Yiyi how to prescribe the right medicine.

After all, the Yiyi he was looking forward to was a lady, so she couldn't be as rude as Ji Youzhu.

"???"

Ji Youzhu frowned, feeling that he was being persecuted again invisible.

"I figured it out!"

The fat teacher finally figured out the joints and said, "Let's compare the pairs!"

Cheng Hai's words, he is 1 unbelievers.

Instead of being deciphered by him in conventional questions, it is better to compare the word background and responsiveness.

"Okay."

Cheng Hai readily agreed.

While pairs cannot be cheated with Forbidden Eye, it shouldn't be a problem.

So, Cheng Hai stood up again, and said with a smile, "Isn't it right?"

The fat teacher took a folding fan and walked a few steps with his hands behind his back. He suddenly raised his hand and said, "There are three masters in one township and two miles. They don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings. How dare they teach seven, eight or nine people, how bold they are!"

Long Yiyang: ""

Li Feng: ""

Are you describing yourself in this couplet?

Cheng Hai rubbed his chin, pondered for about ten seconds, stretched out a finger, and said, "Nine out of ten subjects and eight provincial joint exams, the last seven cities, six districts and five towns, but four, three and two exams. Repeat!"

Everyone looked at each other, Long Yiyang couldn't help sighing: "It's so neat."

The fat teacher heard Cheng Hai's sarcasm, and couldn't help but look solemn, and said respectfully: "The senior in the lower seven provincial unified examinations, who is known as the education elite, is the senior?"

"Didn't I tell you, parents of the students, I have been studying for two or three years."

Cheng Hai took out a flower from his pocket, and continued: "If you want to be more specific, I am actually a wizard."

The flowers withered quietly, which was a display of force.

"Okay, then I'll meet you!"

Fat teacher looked solemn, thought for a moment, and gave the second pair, "In the picture, the dragon does not sing, the tiger does not roar, and the little wizard is ridiculous."

Cheng Hai chuckled, and sneered: "In school, people are silent, ghosts are unaware, a mediocre teacher, boring and boring."

"it is good!"

The crowd applauded.

"what?"

The fat teacher gritted his teeth, and said to him again: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cui, Cui, Hong, and Hong are all in harmony."

Cheng Hai took a deep breath and fell into deep thought.

This is a double word pair, and it can be read both forward and backward. It is not easy to align.

But he glanced at the nervous Long Yiyang and the others, and suddenly had an idea.

"The foolish people are laughing and laughing day and night."

"Ok?"

Fat teacher pondered carefully, Yingying, swallows and swallows are all birds, and the savages are all people, and the following adjectives are also matched, so I can't help but shudder.

but read it backwards

Ha ha hee hee every day and night, day and night, everyone is stupid.

How did he feel that every day had become a verb?

However, compared to the first couplet that he forcibly recited backwards, this second couplet is more visually appealing when reversed

"it is good!"

The students don't know what is right or wrong, just clap your hands and give them a thumbs up.

"Parents are high!"

"Father-in-law is awesome!"

Long Yiyang wanted to fish in troubled waters, but met Ji Youzhu's murderous gaze.

Some people are destined not to catch up with the goddess.

"Next." Cheng Hai said.

The fat teacher no longer struggled, and said to himself: "Ten people think about it, think about the king, think about the country, and think about the community."

This pair is not simple either. It is a split-character pair. The three characters Shikouxin are combined together to form a word Si. If you care about the problem of confrontation, you will fall into a trap.

But Cheng Hai wasn't fooled, and said with a smile, "He Nai knows your mother through the sky and the earth."

"puff!"

The two male students laughed out loud, and Ji Youzhu silently covered Cheng Yiyi's ears.

He looked like a very reliable person, but he didn't want to be so vulgar.

"you!"

Seeing Cheng Hai's insulting words, Fat Teacher immediately retorted: "I have a high level of majesty, and I show a lot of courage."

Cheng Hai walked past the podium, took a look at his qualification certificate, and said with a smile, "You have a low education and forged two certificates."

"You spit out blood!"

Fat teacher was angry and impatient, walked directly in front of Cheng Hai, gritted his teeth and said, "Come plant trees on your grave!"

Cheng Hai glanced at the weeds outside, then at him, and said, "You can raise donkeys in the gate of your school."

This is insinuating that he is a donkey.

"The donkey meat burned into my belly." The fat teacher said angrily.

"Paper money is not offered to you." Cheng Hai said coldly.

"you!"

The fat teacher fell back to the ground, throwing up his head and spurting blood.

Without any mercy, Cheng Hai tore the qualification certificate in his hand into shreds, and said coldly: "I claim to be a famous teacher, but I have no ink. I have never seen such a thing. Brazen man!"

"you you"

The fat teacher seemed to have asthma, and his whole body became depressed, "I, am I really that bad?"

"Schools are abolished because they can't recruit students. Doesn't that explain the problem?"

Cheng Hai looked at him and persuaded him, "Study hard in the next life. Before leaving society, learn what responsibility is."

"I understand"

A trace of loneliness flashed across Fat Teacher's eyebrows, and his body became transparent.

Chapter 87 Extraordinary Biology Lesson

As the fat teacher dissipated, the classroom became quiet.

This time, Cheng Hai did not stop Cheng Yiyi and let her absorb the scattered grievances.

It was only a short time to breathe, and as soon as Cheng Yi finished eating, the cold and oppressive atmosphere was swept away.

"How?" Cheng Hai asked cautiously.

After eating that kind of memory, he was always worried that Cheng Yiyi would become stupid.

"Well, I won't become stupid." Cheng Yi shook his head and said.

"Forehead"

Cheng Hai was suddenly embarrassed.

This little guy never said she could read minds.

"You seem to be familiar with this place?" Ji Youzhu asked suddenly.

"Well, I have read some information." Cheng Hai nodded.

Although the police cannot enter here, the name of the school can still be seen.While he had nothing to do during the day, he checked the relevant news.

"This school is called Linjiang High School. It is a private school founded more than 20 years ago. Due to the poor teaching level, it did not attract many students later. It announced the abolition of the school ten years ago and ordered it to be demolished. But it has not yet When the construction team entered the site, it disappeared out of thin air, and it was not until this time that it reappeared in the world."

"So evil?"

Long Yiyang couldn't help being afraid for a while.

Before the accident of the robbers, they had planned to come here.

Without Cheng Hai, they might not survive today.

"Then what happened to the ghost just now?" Ji Youzhu asked curiously: "You didn't make any bets, why did he disappear after talking to you a few words?"

"If the obsession is gone, there will be no meaning for existence. This teacher has good wishes, but lacks ability. He has not brought out a second-education student in ten years of teaching, and he will not die. I can't make you graduate instantly, I can only break him. fantasies."

Cheng Hai thought for a while, and said to Cheng Yiyi through this question: "So, it is not advisable to use violence to solve everything. Especially in this unknown place where the number of enemies is unknown, our physical strength is only so much. If If you can solve the problem without bloodshed, don't waste your energy."

"Ah."

Cheng Yi nodded, keeping this matter in mind.

Looking at the two people who talked about strange things but looked the same as usual, Ji Youzhu felt that they were not from the same world.

"Let's go, I'll take you out first."

Cheng Hai took Cheng Yiyi's hand and walked outside.

Xu Qiufan hasn't arrived yet, and tonight is still very long

According to his speculation, there may be a ghost above B level here.He is not Fan Jiang, and changing his body may not guarantee the safety of several mortals. It is convenient to clear people away first.

Naturally, the few students who had just finished their work would not have any objections to this.

But just as they walked out of the classroom, the lights in the next classroom suddenly turned on, and a figure in a well-fitting suit showed half of his body in front of the main entrance.

"Class C"

Cheng Hai narrowed his eyes and signaled everyone to stop.

Long Yiyang and the others suddenly became nervous.

"Students, come in and listen to a class." The figure said.

"it is good."

After thinking for a moment, Cheng Hai took the lead and walked into the classroom.

At the same time, on Fan Jiang's side, their second live broadcast has already started.

"Hey, old zombie, why don't you just give him directly?"

Lin Yumu looked at the white coat busy at the experimental table, and quietly made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"Because it's boring." Fan Jiang smiled.

If there was a camp for them, it would be the chaotic neutral zombies.

A few students wanted to wait for everyone to meet before leaving, so he simply didn't waste his live broadcast time and led them towards the Political and Educational Office.

But like Cheng Hai, he was "invited" by this weird teacher in a doctor's coat on the way.

Now, they are sitting in a well-equipped laboratory, brightly lit.

Two clean lab tables were placed in front of the whiteboard, and a man was lying on one of them, the bat-tattoo robber who had been dragged away before.

At this moment, he has awakened, but his body can't move, his eyes full of fright are looking around like windshield wipers.

Teacher Li turned around and laid a row of clean metal knives aside.

"Huh? Are you awake?"

He looked down at the waking bat tattoo and smiled kindly.