I want to kill a god before I die

"Liu Dong, why is it you every time!"

Fan Jiang probed in and saw a ghost with the appearance of a middle-aged woman with her hips on her hips, scolding a thin ghost.

The light yellow long skirt, fluffy hair, and the slightly fat dean, who looks like he is in his 40s.

"Well, it really looks like people from my era."

Fan Jiang narrowed his eyes and knocked on the door.

In the eyes of the ghosts of this school, they will automatically be given identities related to the campus, so the dean just took a look at them and let them in.

Fan Jiang strode in, and a group of people followed him nervously.

As soon as Zhang Kun, who was next to him, sat down, a voice rang in his mind.

"Hmph! It's impolite."

"Ugh?"

Zhang Kun was wondering when a girl in school uniform stood up from his body and gave him a hard look.

He was taken aback, and the dean who was sitting on the office chair even loudly reprimanded him.

"Huang Jiaojiao, where are you going! Your punishment is not over yet!"

"If you like to punish and don't punish, you are too unfair!" Huang Jiaojiao scolded angrily.

"Unfair? Is it reasonable for you to fall in love early?" The dean sneered.

"I'm in puppy love? I'm in puppy love with him?"

Huang Jiaojiao pointed at the thin Liu Dong and smiled disdainfully.

"What's wrong? I saw you hugging each other on the field with my own eyes! Do you think I'm blind?" The dean was aggressive.

"hehe"

Looking at the two ghosts with white faces and trembling ears, Fan Jiang suddenly couldn't help laughing.

During this period of time, he has made up a lot of movies and games, and the students in it are all in love all day long and don't go to class, so they chase each other at every turn.Now that I think about it, if this were true, the woman's parents would probably have to break the hero's leg.

"Teacher, I accidentally hit her while picking up the ball"

"To shut up!"

Liu Dong, who was trying to defend himself, was interrupted by the director, and reprimanded: "I can judge for myself! I haven't finished talking about your beating!"

"Jiang Yutao hit me first." The thin Liu Dong was very unwilling.

"He hit you?"

The dean glanced at Jiang Yutao who was sitting on the chair, and said with a sneer, "Jiang Yutao is the vice principal's child, and his tutor is so good, how could he beat you? You must have provoked him first!"

"If you don't believe me, just ask the classmates in the class, he has been bullying me!" Liu Dong argued.

"Bullying you? Why do people bully you when they don't bully others? Don't you look for reasons in you? After school, call me your mother who runs a street stall!" The dean put his hips on his hips and snorted coldly.

"Hahaha, interesting"

Fan Jiang patted his thigh and laughed.

In just a few sentences, the class nature and the gap between rich and poor are fully revealed.

The school was abolished for a reason.

Chapter 94 Death Wheel

"why are you laughing?"

The dean glared.

"Uh, I remembered something happy." Fan Jiang restrained his smile and said.

This is a trick he learned recently.

"Oh."

The dean replied coldly, and looked at her students again.

"No"

Fan Jiang's expression froze, and he felt constipated as if his spellcasting was interrupted.

You ask!

Why don't you keep asking? !

You don't ask me how to play tricks!

This was the second time he had eaten after going out tonight, and he was in a very unhappy mood.

When he looked up, the chubby ghost named Jiang Yutao was looking at him with a half-smile.

Fan Jiang's face darkened, and he smiled at him, showing his fangs.

"what!"

Jiang Yutao was frightened by Fan Jiang's momentum, and immediately peed on his pants.

"Hahaha, look? The son of the noble vice principal can also pee his pants."

Huang Jiaojiao laughed loudly, which made the face of the person concerned turn paler, but under the pressure of Fan Jiang, he dared not attack.

"Huang Jiaojiao! Sit up for me! Start now! Discipline!"

The dean was furious.

"Isn't he together?"

Huang Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows and looked at Jiang Yutao, and said sarcastically, "He has more than one little girlfriend at school, and they are arguing about who will come first all day long.

"sit down!"

The director made it clear that he was covering up, and pushed Huang Jiaojiao onto the swivel chair with brute force.

"Stinky bitch! Don't think that if you torture me, she will be afraid of you!"

Huang Jiaojiao was persistent, but Liu Dong beside her couldn't help shaking.

This punishment seems unusual.

At this moment, the door of the Political and Education Office was opened again, and Cheng Hai walked in with a group of people.

"Who are you?"

First Fan Jiang, then Cheng Hai, the dean's anger has been accumulated to the peak.

"I?"

Cheng Hai glanced at Ji Youzhu, who immediately covered his ears, never wanting to hear that shameful title again.

"Hey, the leader of the Education Bureau." Cheng Hai changed his mouth.

"Education Bureau?"

The dean showed a puzzled look.

not like

"What's the matter? Isn't it like? Pour me a cup of tea."

With the experience of the previous two times, Cheng Hai was very calm.

As long as your behavior pattern conforms to her impression during her lifetime, the persona will take effect in their cognition.

"Oh, Yutao, hurry up and pour tea for someone."

Sure enough, the dean couldn't tell the difference, so he did.

Jiang Yutao stood up clutching his crotch, but was stopped by Cheng Hai.

"Forget it, you go ahead, don't worry about me for now."

Just kidding, he wouldn't really drink the tea made by the dead ghost.

And this guy peed his pants, who knows what kind of tea he will bring back.

But judging from the director's performance, it seems that Lingzhi is not as sound as the physics teacher.

Maybe it's because there was something missing before he died.

Take virtue, for example.

"Why are you here?"

Cheng Hai dragged a chair and sat down as if no one else was around.

On the side, Ji Youzhu and others, who learned that the other party was safe, also sat together.

"Live broadcast."

Fan Jiang shook his phone, and the live broadcast room had recovered.

"Why does this person look familiar?"

"Damn it! It's the master who beat Brother Zhuang twice last time!"

"Dream linkage!"

"What's the name of this little brother's live broadcast room? Do I want to follow him?"

Seeing Cheng Hai, many people were very excited.

"You can still receive the signal?" Cheng Hai was stunned.

If he is not mistaken, this space should no longer be in Hagi Sea, maybe even no longer in the human world.

"Is it strange? Huang Quan has been connected to the Internet for a long time." Fan Jiang had an expression of why you are so ignorant.

Cheng Hai: ""

Well, I have never seen the world, so I kneel down to you big guys.

At this time, the bookshelf in the office suddenly moved to one side, and several ghosts came out from inside with dull expressions.

"Old snake?"

The gangster with the bat tattoo yelled out when he saw someone among the ghosts.

"Bat!"

The gangster with the snake tattoo cried and wanted to come up, but was held invisibly by the dean, and said coldly, "Skipping class without permission and not accepting punishment, where else do you want to go?"

"Bat, save me! Save me!"

The old snake looked at Fan Jiang and the others with normal expressions, and a glint of hope flashed in his eyes.

But the bat looked at Fan Jiang in embarrassment, but still didn't dare to ask.

Fan Jiang and Lin Yumu knew each other, and he was able to follow here because of Li Xuan's sake of not killing him, so he dared to say more.

"Is there something wrong with this ghost?"

Cheng Haiquan pretended not to see it.

"Well, I heard that other people were killed by her envoy, so I'll come and have a look." Fan Jiang said.

Cheng Hai thought for a while and said, "I let my ghost follow the souls of the dead and find their whereabouts. There is a flower on the roof, bright red, with petals gathered inwards, small and long, able to suck living souls and moonlight Your spirit, do you recognize it?"

"Oh, it's the other shore flower." Fan Jiang suddenly realized.

"The other shore flower?"

"Well, but not the ones sold in the market. This thing absorbs Yin Qi to grow. After being taken by ghosts, it can improve Taoism and repair the body. It is quite precious down here."

"How precious?" Cheng Hai asked.

"Um"

Fan Jiang thought for a while and said, "If you convert the price here, it's about the same as a diamond."

"Oh"

Cheng Haigang defined the value of Bianhua, and Fan Jiang added another sentence.

"One flower can sell for one sack."