I want to kill a god before I die

He always felt that this illusion was far less threatening than the original Lady of the Night

knock knock knock

knock knock knock

A faint knock on the door came from outside, the beautiful short cat and the garden cat looked at each other, and woke up Cheng Hai who had just slept for less than half an hour.

"what's the situation?"

Cheng Hai was so sleepy that he was even a little annoyed to get up.

"Someone knocked on the door, probably looking for you." The beautiful short cat said.

"people?"

Cheng Hai frowned, and opened the door tiredly.

It was indeed a person who knocked on the door.

She was holding a pink floor-length dress in both hands, and her long purple hair was particularly eye-catching.There are a pair of pink bows tied on her twin ponytails, just like a magical girl in a children's animation, very cute.

Rubbing his sore and swollen eyes, Cheng Hai asked in a daze, "Who are you, beauty?"

"it's me!"

The man took off the wig on his head and began to undress.

"Woc, beauty is self-respecting, huh? Why is it you?" Cheng Hai was confused.

Isn't the white and beautiful woman in front of me Xu Qiufan?

"Indescribable"

Xu Qiufan climbed up the threshold of the gate and walked into the room.

Seeing how difficult it was for him, Cheng Hai turned him back into a normal person.

"Is there any water?" Xu Qiufan asked.

"Have."

Cheng Hai poured him a glass, and the latter drank it down in one gulp.

"Ah! Cool!"

As soon as Xu Qiufan knocked on the cup, he couldn't help complaining to Cheng Hai: "I don't know which son of a bitch did something good. I haven't had normal water for almost two days."

American Shorthair: ""

Pastoral cat: ""

Chen Wanshi: ""

"The son of a bitch you mentioned seems to be me." Cheng Hai's eyes twitched.

Although it was in a dream, he still wanted to beat someone up.

Xu Qiufan: ""

This world is really small

"forget it!"

He poured himself a glass of water with embarrassment, pretending to be drinking apology wine, tons of tons.

The two are friends, and Cheng Hai wouldn't be so stingy, he leaned on the chair and asked, "Tell me about you, what's going on? Don't you enjoy it? How did it happen?"

There is a saying that if a young man is strong, the girl will support the wall, and if the girl is strong, the boy will dress up as a woman. I did not expect this saying to be applicable across races.

"Collect!"

Xu Qiufan was so angry that he took off his magic girl combat uniform, took a coat on the sofa and put it on, and said angrily: "I don't know which dog or cat is wrong. Jin, actually started to sterilize humans!"

"Sterilization?" Cheng Hai frowned.

How do these cats play with such high-end stuff?

"You don't know, when my cat changed me into women's clothes, his expression seemed to be saying Xiao Fanfan, let me walk this trip, and we will be good sisters in the future. I'm such a fucking dog It’s the first time in my life that I hate cats so much!” Xu Qiufan’s mood was agitated, and he imitated the expression of the beautiful short cat so vividly, which made people feel vivid.

The beautiful short cat glanced at his still intact testicles calmly, feeling like vomiting, but he didn't dare.

"Has anyone been arrested and sterilized?" Cheng Hai's mouth twitched.

If you think about it with your toes, this kind of bad idea must have come from the ghost he let out.When its task is completed, it must kick his ass!

"Ah chirp!"

In a gloomy building, a sleepy ghost scratched his ass and murmured, "Who the hell is calling me handsome?"

Looking back to Cheng Hai again, Xu Qiufan who found someone to confide in was so excited, he was like a bullied little daughter-in-law.

"What is the concept of neutering cats? They don't have a doctor, and they don't know what painless excision is. They are pulled aside in alleys and uprooted!

The fat man next door to me, surnamed Wang, howled miserably for half an hour before he was silent after the root was cut off!If it weren't for my old lady running fast, I might have to follow in his footsteps! "

"Uprooting"

Listening to Xu Qiufan's accusation, the beautiful short cat silently clamped its legs.

that must hurt

"Evil Lightning Crow!"

Cheng Hai raised his hand, summoned a crow, and said, "Go and catch that ghost and beat him up. If this shit plan isn't stopped immediately, I'll show him what it means to live a life worse than death!"

The Evil Flash Crow understood and flew out of the window.

Suppressing his anger and sitting down, Cheng Hai cursed inwardly: "Bastards and brats, if this combination really rules the world, half of the species on the earth may be wiped out."

And after experiencing an adventure of Tintin, Xu Qiufan's position became very firm at this time.

"Cheng Hai, no matter what you decide to do, I will join. I have already thought of the name of the plan, it is called keeping the roots!"

Chapter 1 Fifteen: The Great War is Coming

The rain outside the eaves was dripping, and the humid air permeated the mahogany wardrobe, covering it with a layer of water droplets.

In the dimly lit room, the two figures remained motionless.

One is lying down and the other is sitting.

Cheng Yiyi hadn't gone to class for a day, and she was always by Cheng Hai's side, with sad eyes.

Cheng Hai has slept for a day and a night, and his mechanical body has been dismantled, and it has turned into its original appearance.Excluding the transformation period, there were about eighteen hours, and Cheng Hai didn't touch a grain of rice, and he didn't know if he was hungry or not.

boom!

Suddenly a strong wind blew, and the window of the room was slammed shut.

Cheng Yiyi pushed open the window sill, silently looking at the rain scene outside the window, and his sight drifted into the distance.

Hope this rain will end soon.

If this continues, Cheng Hai will be moldy

In the double-layered dream world, the Gray King and his subordinates gathered together again.

The rain did not stop at this time, and the streets not far away were full of garbage, and the disadvantages of losing human management had already appeared.

"Everyone, there is something to play, and nothing to leave the court."

Squatting on the cold steel trash can, Gray King felt a bit cold in his buttocks.

In order to show the respect of his status, he put a yellow motorcycle helmet on his head.The naughty ghost calls this a third-level head, but he prefers to call it a crown.

Yellow crown.

Well, the crown.

"Grey King, I have something to say."

The spotted cat, which was blinded in one eye by the Gray King, walked out of the group of cats with a stern expression.

After a day and a half of charging into battle, he has already gained the trust of the Gray King, and even gained an exclusive name Xia Houban.

"Say."

"According to the reports from the spies I sent, we found traces of Siamese cats in the northern part of the city. She also seems to have the intention of dominating the world, and has gathered a lot of cats under her hands." Xia Houban said.

"Siamese cat!"

Gray King jumped off the trash can with an extremely serious expression on his face.

After all, it was the cat that enlightened them, and they had seen the existence of the dream cat!

"How many cats do they have?"

"At present, it is roughly estimated that there are only about thirty or forty of them, but they are all powerful and powerful, no less than me. If we can't kill them in the cradle, I'm afraid it will be detrimental to our hegemony."

"What about us?"

The Gray King glanced at a small blue and white cat among the pack.

This is a domestic cat, because it happened to go out when the Gray King started to expand and was captured. Because the owner is more intelligent, and he also knows numbers, he was named a logistics officer.

"We have a total of 260 five cats, and about 180 of them are fighting cats." The blue and white cat said cautiously.

"Out of the 260 cats, there are only 180 cats that can only be beaten?" Gray King was really dissatisfied.

The blue-and-white cat smiled wryly. It only said that the expansion of the Gray King was too fierce, and those who could run ran a large area, and the rest were those who couldn't run?

But the cat was under the eaves. He definitely couldn't hit Gray King in the face. He could only report palely: "There are more newborn cats left. They are still underage and not suitable for the battlefield."

Gray King rolled his eyes and said, "No problem, even if you can't fight ahead, you can fill us up and boost our momentum."

"Yes."

The blue and white cat reluctantly agreed.

brutal gray king

"Any more?"

Gray King looked at Xia Houban again.

"In addition to them, other areas have also undergone changes. Various forces have been formed one after another. Among them, a force named Gu Erdan is the most vocal. Under the banner of resisting our king, they specially take in those who escaped from us. cats, the current number may have exceeded one hundred." Xia Houban replied.

"I see, you did a great job."

The Gray King praised Xia Houban, and the latter stepped back respectfully.

"Big fat."

"exist!"

Gray King's voice sounded, and a fat tiger cat stepped out from the group of cats.

This tiger cat is not simple, he is also a domestic cat, overnourished and extremely strong.When Xia Houban led people to raid his house, seven or eight cats besieged one, but he killed two of them.

But instead of being angry, Xia Houban praised him as a tiger idiot and invited him to work together for the Gray King.

After learning about Gray King's ambition, Fatty readily agreed and became another general under Gray King's command.

"Give those house cats an ultimatum tonight, if they don't submit to me tomorrow, they will be killed!"

"Yes!"

"Go or!"

Blue and white cat: "in"

"Arrange the logistics and food storage. We will go to the northern part of the city the day after tomorrow. We must guarantee that everyone will have fruit!"

"Yes"

A blue and white cat with black lines all over its face.

Isn't it just running to the northern district of the city? It's really like running for thousands of miles

Also, he hates Gou or the name, preferring to be called Sturgeon.

The Gray King announced the end of the meeting, and the Evil Flash Crow hovering in the air flew to the next location.

The rain still hasn't stopped, but Fatty, who has received the order, has already taken his unlucky subordinates out in the rain.

Upstairs where they were meeting, three cats crouched out quietly.