The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

"Boil me water, I want instant noodles!"

The servants in Fukuang Mansion didn't know what instant noodles were, but they could all see that the Eldest Young Master was in a very bad mood, so they hurriedly followed suit and brought the Eldest Young Master's luggage over while boiling water.

Liu Chan angrily tore open a bowl of instant noodles, skillfully added seasoning packets and boiling water,

Amid the rich aroma of instant noodles, Liu Chan stood up slowly, and walked towards the wall in front of him with his hands behind his back.

thump.

His forehead hit the wall, but the brick wall didn't budge.

Damn it, why can't I make it through!

Liu Chan picked up the instant noodles and went to the wall, bumped them a few more times,

His forehead was already bluish, and a lot of hot water from the instant noodles was spilled out, but the miracle still didn't happen.

The boiling water splashed onto Liu Chan's legs, and Liu Chan grinned in pain.

He slowly sat by the wall, gently pulled back the hem of his robe, and saw that there was a frightening red patch on his thigh, he couldn't help but hit the ground hard angrily.

Do you want to tell Fu Kuang directly about Mi Fang's betrayal and Soochow's surprise attack?

This thought briefly flashed in Liu Chan's mind,

But soon, he denied the answer.

Although Liu Bangqiang successfully predicted the direction of the Battle of Hanzhong, Mi Fang's status is special, and accusing him of betrayal is too much to do.

And even if Fu Kuang believed it, how could he persuade others to believe it.

Just relying on your own divine instruction?

No, only if I rush to Jingzhou and use my identity to suppress Mi Fang, will there be... a chance to turn around.

The situation in the Han Dynasty is very good now, but who would have guessed that it will soon face great tribulations,

Although hiding in Chengdu eating instant noodles and playing games is a leisurely life, the price is being ridiculed and insulted by people thousands of years later in the games.

Liu Chan's lines in "Three Kingdoms Killing" lingered in Liu Chan's ears word by word, which made the 12-year-old boy burst into indignation at first, and then showed a relieved smile.

Everything has a chance.

God chose me to give me an opportunity to rewrite my destiny.

Then... give it a try.

Liu Chan asked someone to ask Fu Kuang to talk, but Fu Kuang didn't dare to neglect, so he hurried over yawning.

Liu Chan sat still in the room, with only a can of Coke beside him,

Seeing Fu Kuang approaching, he didn't get up, but moved his eyelids, and said calmly:

"Sir, please sit down."

Seeing Liu Chan's appellation so eloquently, Fu Kuang knew he was still angry,

He pulled a seat and sat down opposite Liu Chan with a silly smile.

"Ah Dou, uncle, this is all for your own good."

"Military and national affairs are not things that you and other children can talk about at will,

You will have to wait a few years to understand the way of survival. "

Liu Chan shook his head slowly and said sincerely:

"Uncle, I am not going to Jingzhou to play around, there are really big things about to happen."

"Then tell Uncle, I will go to Jingzhou for you and tell the Second General."

Liu Chan sighed:

"Duke Cao's new defeat, and the second uncle's Northern Expedition, it was the time when Cao's army was severely damaged and the Han Dynasty was revived.

Now the ban is ready to go, and will rescue Fancheng from Chang'an in a few days;

Soochow is treacherous, and has joined forces with Xiaoxiao in Jingzhou to take advantage of the Northern Expedition of Second Uncle to cause chaos.

Only when I personally arrive in Jingzhou can I subdue the lawlessness and relieve my second uncle's worries. "

Fu Kuang stared, listening to Liu Chan's old-fashioned words, he couldn't help laughing.

"A Dou, I know, this must be Kong Ming's idea.

Hey, this Kong Ming, I am happy in Chengdu by myself, but I let you take risks.

Don't worry, Guan Gong has fought all his life, so he has his own sense of propriety,

Don't worry too much about this, just sleep peacefully. "

Liu Chan nodded silently and sighed:

"Uncle, have you ever read?"

Liu Chan called Fu Kuang his uncle again, which made Fu Kuang heave a sigh of relief.

He said kindly:

"I've read some, not much."

Liu Chan nodded and said:

"I was lucky enough to read a heavenly book more than ten years ago, and there is a saying that I always keep in my heart,

Today I would like to share this word with my uncle,

If you offend me, please forgive me, uncle. "

Although Fu Kuang was born in a local tyrant, he really doesn't like to delve into the classics.

Hearing what Liu Chan said, he thought that Liu Chan had recited some trivial words and wanted to talk nonsense with himself, so he cheered up and said:

"Say it."

Liu Chan picked up the Coke can, shook it vigorously a few times, and said slowly:

"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor."

After speaking, he jerked up the tab,

Fu Kuang only heard a bang, and an ink dragon spewed out from the tank towards him.

He exclaimed, and quickly covered his eyes with his hands.

"Adou, you are!"

"Uncle, offended!"

Taking advantage of Fukuang's eyes being blinded by the spray of Coke, Liu Chan took off the engineer shovel from his belt, and slapped Fukuang on the forehead with the shovel!

Fu Kuang didn't even hum, and just passed out on the ground. The servants outside heard the voice inside, and quickly opened the door to check.

Everyone saw Fu Kuang fainted on the ground covered in blood, while Liu Chan was holding a shovel and was slowly cleaning up the blood on the shovel with his robe sleeve. The scene was extremely terrifying.

"Mr. Fu is not feeling well, so I will take my leave first."

Liu Chan completely ignored the terrified eyes of the servants, he bowed slowly to Fukuang who was unconscious and lying on the ground, and then said to the servants:

"You take my luggage and take me to meet my soldiers."

"What? Didn't you hear me!"

How dare the servants disobey Liu Chan's orders, they hurriedly helped Liu Chan pick up the burden, and walked towards the gate noisily.

The housekeeper of Fu Kuang didn't know what happened, but when he saw that Liu Chan was about to leave with big bags and small bags, he quickly opened his arms and said with a wry smile:

"Don't go, son, don't embarrass the old slave."

Liu Chan shook his head slowly and said sincerely:

"Today I must leave, no one can stop me."

He pushed the housekeeper away, walked to the door, and smashed the iron lock of the door with a sapper shovel several times. The iron lock broke immediately, and the door came in response.

Liu Chan followed the rules all his life and never did such a crazy and reckless thing.

He had acted recklessly just now with a wave of blood and courage, until the door opened and the cold wind from outside blew in, and he felt that his whole body was drenched in cold sweat.

Uncle, I'm sorry.

Today's Adou is definitely far better than the past, and the public will definitely look at him with admiration in the future!

Chapter 28 Why is it always you

In the courtesy of Baidi Caiyun, Qianling Jiangling returned one day.

Although Liu Chan has never read this poem,

But he knew that as long as he left Jiangzhou and went down the river, he could reach the front line of Jingzhou in at most six or seven days.

The suppression of the bandits was delayed for more than ten days, and another two days were wasted in Jiangzhou. I don't know what the front line is like now.

Liu Chan hurried into his barracks, only to see that the camp was brightly lit, and none of the more than 500 people fell asleep, all staring at the tent door.

Ju Fu was the first to see Liu Chan's figure, he jumped up in surprise, and said loudly:

"It's the young master, I knew it, the young master will definitely come tonight!"

Zhuge Qiao also clenched his fists excitedly, saying:

"My lord, I've been waiting for you!"

More than 500 faces showed the same excitement and anticipation. Obviously, everyone has regarded Liu Chan as the backbone.

The feeling of being trusted and expected of others is enough to make the blood of a teenager who was despised not so long ago be excited.

He cleared his throat and said loudly:

"My lords, the assistant eunuch kindly left me here to hang around,

However, the heavens gave instructions, saying that there will be major events in Jingzhou, and the military situation is on fire, so I won't let me take a breather.

If you are willing to stay, it is also the way to keep the righteousness,

If you are willing to go to Jingzhou with me, then tonight we will not know what is good and bad, and forcefully break through the pass! "

Everyone had long been suffocated by Fu Kuang's sao operation. Hearing what Liu Chan said, everyone laughed loudly and shouted:

"Willing to fight with the young master, the young master will not retreat, and I will swear to the death!"

Who didn't dream of being in charge of a thousand troops and sweeping the world when they were young?

In the dark night, five hundred men shouted in unison, the voices shook the heavens and the earth, making Liu Chan's soul of the middle school even more burning,

He took off the engineering shovel from his waist, held it high above his head, and shouted:

"I charge ahead!

Everyone, follow me to the riverside! "

It's really rare in Liu Bei's army that one's own people beat their own people.

Fu Kuang fainted, his soldiers and horses dared not stop Liu Chan, he could only watch helplessly as the 500 people clamored and swaggered, and quickly rushed to the riverside.

"Quickly, find a boat and leave tonight!"

ship.

As long as there is a boat, even if Fu Kuang wakes up the next day and goes after him, he will never be able to catch up.

When Liu Chan and others came, there were seven big boats in front and behind, so majestic,

But now there were only three big boats floating alone on the river, looking very gloomy.

"Where's the boat! Where's the boat!" Deng Tong yelled loudly.

The Han soldiers on the bank smiled bitterly and said:

"The battle in Jingzhou is urgent, and the prefect has sent people to sail east to support General Guan."

"Is the war urgent?" Liu Chan said in astonishment:

"What happened?"

The little soldier said timidly: