The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

Liu Chan's Haotian Army are all descendants of Yizhou's aristocratic and noble families. At that time, Liu Chan had seen Liu Chan play God, which caused a great shock to these people. After returning home, he naturally described it to his family.

Although Liu Chan later took out Coke and instant noodles that could never be made in this world as evidence, many people still think that Liu Chan is definitely pretending to be a ghost.

Haotian God is not a mountain spirit or a wild ghost, how could he come down to earth and descend on a mortal body?

At this moment, Liu Chan must be playing some tricks to please God, Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang are also joking with him,

A mat weaver and shoe seller can only do this.

"Humph, hum, what Haotian God?

Even if it is the crown prince, if he dares to ask God in front of a large audience, I will definitely jump out and speak faithfully! "

Last year, Jiangyang prefect Peng Yi was directly chopped off by Liu Bei for his nonsense. Now no one dares to openly make an enemy of Liu Bei.

But the crown prince's belief in witchcraft cannot be easily exposed, and many people are already ready to make use of the problem to give Liu Bei some problems.

It's just that they didn't expect that they were not invited to the palace this time, but were taken to the wilderness outside Chengdu together.

Many people immediately peed on their robes in fright, thinking that Liu Bei was making an excuse to kill them all together.

But seeing that they were not the only ones who came together, Zhuge Liang, Huang Quan, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others were also there, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

It doesn't take such a big battle to kill them, and they still have this force.

"Today is a good day, Haotian weeps,

He also decided to go down to earth in person to let the princes see the face of the god. "

Liu Chan's voice was cold, as if there were no waves in the ancient well.

He walked slowly towards an open space, and everyone cast their gazes over, as if they saw some stone-like square boxes neatly arranged in the grass.

"what is that?"

Liu Chan bent down and rose and fell back and forth in the grass, as if sparks were slowly rising.

What is this stuff?

It was another trick played by the prince.

This prince is really desolate... eh?

boom!

With a shock, all the onlookers let out an exclamation.

I saw a crimson ball of light soaring into the sky, followed by cyan, silver, soap, and gold balls of light flying into the sky one after another.

Everyone opened their mouths wide and stretched their necks to look at the sky, only to see the balls of light bursting suddenly in the sky, turning into colorful raindrops and spreading around.

"My God, what is this!"

If Liu Chan hadn't said in advance that God Haotian was coming, it would have caused a huge panic long ago.

Even so, there were still many people who were so frightened that they sat down on the ground, and even wanted to bury their heads on the ground.

Bang bang bang bang!

Fireworks lifted off one after another, almost lighting up the sky.

Gorgeous fireworks one after another, bursting with each other in exclamation, and even the bright clouds in the sky were slowly dissipated, revealing the silver moon behind!

My God, God Haotian really descended to earth!

Apart from massive wildfires, nothing in this day and age had such powerful lighting effects.

The aristocratic families, ministers, and common people in Chengdu all looked up at the sky, seeing that the sky was occupied by slices of brilliant colors,

Those people who had fled in all directions at the beginning also stopped, watching the fireworks all over the sky and cheering loudly.

"It's really a god, it's really a god!"

Only gods can do this!

On the seventh day after Cao Cao's death, a great solar eclipse came,

But on the night when Liu Bei was meditating, God Haotian actually descended in person to send such a congratulatory gift.

There is no doubt on whose side God is on.

"so beautiful……"

Liu Bei, who liked gorgeous clothes and horses since he was a child, was fascinated by it.

Zhuge Liang beside him also looked up at the sky, silently thinking about how the kinetic energy and potential energy of these things are transformed into the sky.

Not far away, Meng Yan and Meng Huo, who were born in Nanzhong, could not help but kneel on the muddy ground,

Looking up at the light curtain in the sky, he couldn't say a word for a long time.

"Brother Meng," after a long time, Meng Yan spoke first,

"When I come to the Northland, we will support each other. Our surname is Meng. When God Haotian is in front of you, why don't we become sworn brothers..."

Before the words fell, all the fireworks in the sky disappeared, and the strong smell of gunpowder in the surrounding air caused Liu Chan to take a few steps back involuntarily, feeling a little lost in his heart.

Meng Huo looked up nervously at the sky just now, but he didn't hear what Meng Yan said.

At this moment, he turned his head away and said in a daze:

"What do you say?"

"No, nothing."

Come and go without a trace, this is the demeanor of Haotian God.

Needless to say, all the people bowed down one after another, sending God back,

The most slanderous people before have turned pale with fright, and they can only review themselves over and over again, hoping that God will forgive them.

Liu Chan silently looked at the fireworks all over the floor, silently making up his mind.

This thing must be built quickly.

No matter how dangerous it is, it must be made!

A gorgeous fireworks show brought Chengdu Wanmin into an unprecedented frenzy,

Now is the best time for Liu Chan to leave Chengdu and prepare for the Northern Expedition.

Reluctantly and somewhat guilty, he bid farewell to Qi Jinjin,

Qi Jinjin pinched his little hand, telling him to be careful.

"If we can come back sooner, we will have hot pot together during the Chinese New Year."

"The Northern Expedition is not an overnight effort, if you encounter difficulties, return early,

Now that you have a strong army and a group of uncles who can fight well, don't put too much pressure on yourself. "

"Come on, Dude, you must come back alive."

This time Liu Chan's opponent was stronger than ever, and Qi Jinjin was also quite nervous.

Seeing her concerned expression, Liu Chan nodded solemnly, and said solemnly:

"Then ask sister to bless me!"

Qi Jinjin chuckled:

"Okay, I will always bless you."

Before the Northern Expedition, Huang Zhong, who refused to accept his old age, also rushed to feel uncomfortable, so he could only rest at home temporarily.

Liu Chan asked Hussar General Ma Chao and General Zhao Yun, the leader of the Central Army and the General of the Southern Conquest, to go out with him.

And he personally led Wang Ping, Ju Fu, Meng Yan, and Meng Huo to the north,

His Yuan Cong elders Ding Feng and Yang Qun led the army to wait for him in Hanzhong.

This battle was Liu Chan's first real command of the army, and even the general Hussars had to obey his orders.

Of course Ma Chao and Zhao Yun would not be dissatisfied with being commanded by Liu Chan,

The two admired Liu Chan's record very much, and looked forward to joining forces with Liu Chan's Yuan Cong army to fight for the support of the Han Dynasty.

"Everyone has worked hard!" Liu Chan saluted the two veterans.

Zhao Yun and Ma Chao hastily returned the gift, and said solemnly:

"I would like to open the way for the son to kill the enemy, and I will never retreat!"

Liu Chan looked at the two battle-tested generals, and then at the generals behind them who were ready to fight,

He took a deep breath and said loudly:

"set off!"

Chapter 292 Shi Bao's Sense of Crisis

Hanzhong is the gateway of Yizhou, which has been verified in the previous Hanzhong War.

Since the end of the last war, Wei Yan has been appointed as the prefect of Hanzhong and stationed here.

This time Liu Bei proclaimed himself emperor and made Wei Yan the general of Zhenbei, which can be described as a high position.

In terms of power alone, he is already above Zhao Yun.

Hearing that Liu Chan had arrived, Wei Yan went out to meet him in person, and Liu Chan's dog legs followed one after another to welcome Liu Chan's arrival together.

Wei Yan has an aloof personality and is not very good at dealing with interpersonal relationships, but this is only limited to colleagues.

He was not mad enough to be rampant and rude in front of Liu Chan.

I have long heard that Liu Chan is the coach of the Northern Expedition. Wei Yan did not dare to neglect Liu Chan's dog legs. He arranged good camps and sufficient weapons and food for them. Ding Feng also expressed his gratitude specifically. .

"The last general, Wei Yan, sees the crown prince."

Wei Yan was wearing light armor, without a sword,

Seeing from afar the chubby young man in a vermilion crown surrounded by generals, he knew that this was the crown prince.

He hurried forward on his horse and bowed respectfully in front of Liu Chan.

Liu Chan now also knows the importance of etiquette,

He waited until Wei Yan finished worshiping before jumping off his horse, helped up this historically controversial general, and said softly:

"The general has worked hard from afar."

Liu Chan and Wei Yan had met several times before, but neither of them had any impression of each other.

Liu Chan carefully looked at this controversial general in history,

Seeing his resolute complexion, protruding forehead, bushy beard, and energetic appearance, he nodded subconsciously.

"Emissary Liao, take a photo with General Wei!"

"Huh?" Wei Yan was taken aback, not knowing what Liu Chan was talking about.

Liao Li originally didn't want to fight with Liu Chan,

But Liu Bei didn't like him as a servant at all, and he could only think about when the governor of Yongzhou would be in place.

This Northern Expedition was an opportunity, so he brazenly begged Liu Chan to take him to the battle and continue to serve as a photographer.

He skillfully raised the camera, casually recorded Liu Chan and Wei Yan for a few seconds, then turned the shot over for the two to check, and after they had finished watching, he hurriedly turned off the camera.

"Take a little longer, why are you so stingy!"

Gou Fu, who wanted to be more photogenic, muttered dissatisfiedly, Liao Li glared at him:

"You know what a fart, this electricity is very precious, if it runs out, you go ask Haotian God to charge it?"

sentence help:

Wei Yan hasn't realized what's going on yet,

He just saw Liao Li holding up that strange thing in front of him, and subconsciously wanted to avoid it.

But later, when I heard Gou Fu and Liao Li quarreling, I realized that these eight achievements were the fetish that the God of Haotian bestowed on the son to take pictures.

Oops, when I took the picture just now, I was a little panicked, and subconsciously avoided it, it's really shameful.

No, no, this is not the most embarrassing thing.