The rise of Internet addict Liu Chan

"I came to Jiaozhou this time with a scripture and a sword to protect the big man. I hope the gentleman will not let the scripture slip from my hand."

Chapter 403 Cultural Export

Dong Dana, the invisible great writer under Liu Chan, is very thoughtful and good at learning.

During the time he was squatting in Nanzhong, he led the whole family to learn Chinese characters and Chinese words. Now that he has basically started, it is also a very fulfilling thing to use his academic performance to pretend to be everywhere every day.

He has always wanted to write a book that will go down in history, so that future generations will spread his reputation as a talented man in Nanzhong.

But the idea is there, but the things written on the paper are all messed up, and even a slightly normal person will feel scalp numb after reading it.

Dong Dana was also a little hard on himself in this regard, he took his book every day and begged Pan Jun to correct him, which made Pan Jun's mentality explode, and he wished to find someone to bury Dong Dana alive.

Just when Pan Jun couldn't bear it anymore, the Jihan court in Chengdu finally sent reinforcements——

When Liu Bei became emperor before, Fei Shi, who had a relationship with Liu Chan in Xiangyang before, came forward to stop him with very low EQ, thinking that it was very unreasonable for Liu Bei to become emperor before the world was settled.

Now that the big men are gone, how can we raise the flag if we don't find someone to proclaim the emperor?

Liu Bei was very unhappy, so he demoted Fei Shi to work in Yongchang, and asked him to calm down in Nanzhong.

Fei Shi is also a leader among the big clans in central Sichuan. He definitely doesn't want to go to a border area like Yongchang to suffer. After arriving in Wei County, he begged Pan Jun, the subdued governor, to find him an errand so that he wouldn't have to go to such a southerly place. place.

Pan Jun was naturally very happy when someone begged him, so he arranged for Fei Shi to persuade him to learn—the main job was to teach those barbarians how to read and write.

Although this job is rather strange, it can finally show Fei Shi's talent, and the work in culture and education is finally more pleasant to talk about.

In the beginning, Fei Shi was quite devoted to what he did, but gradually he felt that something was wrong.

A savage named Dong Dana asked himself to write for him every day when he had nothing to do, and the story he wrote was a story about a monkey protecting a poisoned prince who came to the Central Plains to study.

There is no such thing as writing in Dong Dana, and the stories he made up are even more absurd. Fei Shi has been completely petrified after reading it. I really don't know how normal people can come up with such things.

However, Dong Dan's attitude of humbly studying is still very good, and his imagination is indeed very rich. The book is interspersed with a lot of legends about Nanzhong and some legends about immortals who are poisoned. Watchable, all put together is a disaster.

Dong Dana humbly praised Fei Shi's talent and learning, and brought him two bundles of stinky bacon. Fei Shi didn't know what was wrong, so he agreed to help Dong Dana write Book.

With Fei Shi's action, those incoherent chapters and sentences became much smoother, and Fei Shi, who bit his pen and pondered for a long time, thought that the reason why this story was unattractive was entirely because these legends were all illusory things about Nanzhong. People look at it without a sense of substitution.

In order to enhance the sense of substitution, Fei Shi racked his brains to integrate everything he saw in his life into the world of monsters, deeply expressing his anger and resentment.

For example, for such a great talent, I was relegated to this barbaric place,

Liao Li, a madman, has now become the governor of Yongzhou, which is obviously unfair.

It must be because Liao Li is from Jingzhou and has a backer. We Yizhou people have no backer and can only be slaughtered by others.

He wrote a large piece of Hulala, feeling inspired,

In the next few months, I continued to polish the article, and put all my ambitions in my life in this book.

Not to mention that this thing is really popular, every time he writes a chapter, several tribes around him rush to copy and print it.

Of course Fei Shi didn't want people to know that he, a great Confucian, was reduced to writing for barbarians, but he just said that he was writing to teach Dong Dana, which made Dong Dana feel honored——

Barbarians can write such fluent words. My level of education must be the best in the contemporary era. Even if the court does not use me, my reputation can be widely spread in Nanzhong.

But after a while, those people from Nanzhong began to give Fei Shi their opinions——

The monkey in this book stitched together a bunch of skills of the gods in the legends of Nanzhong and Shendu.

So here comes the question, why does such an awesome monkey come to Middle-earth to protect a poisonous prince who has no ability.

This question really stumped Fei Shi.

At the beginning, he just compiled Dong Dana's outline, so he didn't think about these problems.

Seeing that Dong Dana and the others were stunned, he decided to add a prequel to this story.

"200 years ago..."

He bit the penholder and began to make up hard.

"It was about the time when Wang Mang usurped the man..."

Fei Shi changed the setting of this monkey from a poisonous monkey to their Emei monkey in Yizhou.

This monkey listened to the great Confucianism's lectures every day on the mountain, and was quite enlightened, and he learned mana.

Later, when Wang Mang usurped the Han, the divine monkey, relying on his strength, actually declared himself the Monkey King and rebelled against the great Han.

Emperor Guangwu slandered the people to punish crimes, and fought fiercely with Wang Mang in Kunyang. Wang Mang invited the god monkey to help him. He thought he could win a big victory. Unexpectedly, Emperor Guangwu invited the God of Haotian. Annihilated, but also crushed under the mountain of poison.

Another 200 years later, the clan of the Great Han Dynasty, General Zuo Liu Bei came to Yizhou, and with the help of these pure ministers who understood righteousness in Yizhou, the signboard of the Great Han was erected again, and the son of General Zuo Liu Bei is the God of Haotian avatar.

Haotian God wants to save all the people in the world, naturally including the poisoned people,

He asked the monkey spirit to protect a poisonous prince who came to the middle land and passed on to them the orthodox scriptures compiled by Yizhou people.

Thus, the story begins.

This prequel shows Fei Shi's full desire to survive.

He also hoped that he could go back after making some achievements in Nanzhong. If he annoyed the prince because of writing this book, he would have no chance to stand up in the future.

And the prequel he wrote is just in line with the cognition of the people in the southern Zhongyi——

The prince broadcast benevolent government in Nanzhong, regardless of barbarians and Han, he was reading and learning, admiring the enlightenment of the Celestial Dynasty.

Although they were still very poor at the time, the achievements of Meng Jie, who is also a Nanman, gave them great hope. These people even worked hard with the idea that I would let my children and grandchildren study if I didn’t study. Now Nanzhong is full of prosperity. .

This book attracted Pan Jun's attention after more than half of it was edited. Pan Jun did not expect Fei Shi to stitch the stories made up by Dong Dana and Jin Huan Sanjie into a very interesting and fluent chapter. story.

He was very happy immediately, and hurriedly asked someone to show the written chapter to the prince for review.

If the prince thinks there is no problem, he will publish it on a large scale, which is enough to show that Pan Jun is good at treating the barbarians, and that all the barbarians have a heart for the big man.

Liu Chan didn't know that there was Fei Shi's handwriting in this book. When he got the book, he thought that Pan Jun was so free now that he had nothing to do to write for himself.

But the writing is really good, and it looks interesting.

It just so happens that Kang Senghui will come, and Liu Chan doesn't mind exporting a wave of Kang Senghui culture. Presumably, after he has seen the miracle of gunpowder, he will have a more real understanding of the power of Haotian God. I hope he can be like the spirit in the book. Like a monkey, he submits to the big man.

Lu Yusheng had also read that "Journey to the East". This time, seeing Kang Senghui leaving in a daze, he suddenly had an idea:

"Prince, I think it's better to ask Pan Dudu to change the poisonous prince in the book into Kang Seng?

More than one country has been poisoned, and the people of other countries have seen it and know that we are just speculating wildly.

On the contrary, Kang Senghui was indeed born in the Kang country. He was able to represent Shi Xie at a young age, and he was quite famous for his skills. The fact that he came to study with him was more convincing. "

Liu Chan casually touched the top of Lu Yusheng's head, smiled wryly and said:

"This Kang Senghui is quite famous. Wouldn't it be embarrassing for us to copy his name directly and make people laugh?"

"Prince, there is only one character in his name, so we just need to write Kangguo eminent monk?

Could it be that he is the only monk in their Kang country? "

I can't beat Lu Yusheng, and it's not a matter of principle, besides, Kang Senghui's performance before was quite embarrassing.

Liu Chan simply and generously agreed with Lu Yusheng's suggestion, and wrote back to Pan Jun saying that there was no problem with the general framework.

It's just that the poisonous prince needs to be changed to Kang Seng. Besides, you can increase your efforts as much as you like.

Liu Chan would not have imagined at this moment that Kang Seng's theory of traveling east to seek the scriptures would be sold to the entire Western Regions through the two Silk Roads in the north and south in a few years.

And Kang Senghui, the original character of the protagonist in the book, also showed his own experience, proving that there is a magical method in China,

A large number of businessmen and scholars from the Western Regions also flocked to seek the truth in this book, making the Han Dynasty present an unprecedented prosperous scene.

After sending Kang Senghui away, Liu Chan also immediately ordered the troops to start going south, entering Yulin first.

He didn't rashly lead the main force into Yu Lin before, firstly because he believed in Man Chong, and secondly because he gave Shi Xie a face.

But now Shi Xie actually publicly asked himself for the prefect of the three counties,

Liu Chan decided to show his own strength and frighten this elder who has been called "Scholar King" by the locals.

The big boat came out of Lingqu and headed south. The people who came to Jiaozhou for the first time had a solid experience of the magnificent landscapes of Shi'an (now Guilin) ​​and Yangshuo, and finally understood why Lu Yusheng has always been obsessed with this land.

There are green hills on both sides of the bank, and the clear water flows slowly in the middle. The sunset at dusk slowly stops behind the sharp and upright stone mountains in front, making this strange stone mountain a bit more mysterious;

The faint golden light shone on the crystal clear water, and the thick layer of clouds revealed a rich orange color, which made everyone feel refreshed and happy.

Even the well-informed Fazheng couldn't help admiring:

"Good mountains and rivers, this place is really amazing!"

When Lu Yusheng returned to his hometown, he was also moved to tears early on.

"Prince, is this a karst landform?" She asked earnestly, "Geography is the worst book among those books, so I asked the prince to point it out."

You are not good at learning, I have not learned at all.

Liu Chan laughed, and was just about to find an excuse to prevaricate, when suddenly, Ding Feng exclaimed:

"Prince, be careful, it's a water bandit!"

Chapter 404

Suddenly, a bunch of small boats appeared on the picturesque Qingjiang River.

Soon, a large number of small boats occupied the entire river like black mosquitoes, and someone on each small boat held a torch high and drove towards the warship of the Han army quickly.

Even though they hadn't rushed to the front, all the generals of the Han army could feel the strong resentment of the men on board, as if they wanted to eat the enemy in one bite.

They also saw the big ships of the Han army on the river, all clamoring and shouting, obviously not the style that Man Chong's Han army should have.

"Prince and Lady Lu, please stay away for a while, and I will not leave any of these life-or-death water bandits behind!"

Ding Feng hadn't fought for a long time, and he couldn't wait any longer. Although this group of water bandits was powerful, it could be seen that their navy formation was very amateurish.

As long as the big ship of the Han army hits them where they are most densely packed, it will knock them all over on the spot.

In water warfare, the tonnage of the ship is the most important.

Liu Chan nodded, and took Lu Yusheng's little hand to return to the cabin, but at this moment there was another desolate trumpet sound on the river, and a mid-spirited voice said:

"I am under the command of the great man Anton Zhonglang, I don't know where your army is?"

General Anton?

Liu Chan has never heard that big men have this kind of establishment, but since they call themselves big men, many things can be easily solved.

Ding Feng stood firm, pointed to the flag flying on the boat, and said loudly:

"Aren't you illiterate?

This is the banner of the prince of the great Han Dynasty. You and others naturally call ourselves the Han army, why dare to block it here! "

There was silence on the river at first, and then a small boat rushed forward, and a man on board shouted excitedly:

"Prince, is the prince really there?

Prince, do you still remember the minister Peng Qi? "

Peng Qi, no words.

He was just a native of Poyang Shanyue. He followed Sun Jiao to invade Jiangling before, but when he found that Sun Jiao couldn't resist, he rebelled and was summoned by Liu Chan.

Peng Qi did not want to join the Han army.

His biggest ambition is to return to Poyang and lead those Shanyue people who are still being bullied by Wu Jun to find a way out.

Before Sun Quan's army hunted more and more fiercely, Peng Qi couldn't stay in her hometown of Poyang, so she simply went all the way south, relying on constant groping, and unexpectedly came to Jiaozhou.

He has always regarded the Han army as his own. When he encountered a large ship of the Han army on the river, he quickly approached it. He thought it was either the vanguard of the Han army going south to Jiaozhou, or a warship of Soochow under the flag of the Han army. Unexpectedly, it was the prince who came.

When Liu Chan heard this familiar name, he immediately remembered the Shanyue man who was on the ground in Jingzhou and muttered to himself.

He immediately shook his hands and said loudly:

"Brother Peng, brother Peng, come closer, come closer!"

When Liu Chan and Peng Qi met, Ding Feng was still fighting guerrillas in Baqiu and Changsha. He didn't expect the prince to know a water bandit leader in Jiaozhou.

Seeing Peng Qi approaching cheeringly, Ding Feng was puzzled, and could only guard Liu Chan cautiously.

Peng Qi's subordinates had already suffered enough from the bumpy road. This time they heard that it was the prince of the big man, everyone cheered loudly, and many people hugged and jumped up, because they jumped too hard and even jumped the boat. Turn, the scene is very funny.

Peng Qi has been fighting in the Poyang area for these years. Although there are a lot of weapons and rations provided by Liu Chan, the hardship of the battle can be imagined.

They lacked bases and reliable training, and they had no rules in fighting. When Wu Jun's army came, they could only hide in the mountains and live a difficult life.