Learning Demon Cultivation System

"I'm single."

Accompanied by laughter, Wu Yue stepped down happily.

Such a speech, with sufficient content, gave the students a template later, and finally made a joke, which can be regarded as an excellent introduction.

From this point of view, he is the high profile version of Jiang Qinghua again.

Li Zheng didn't mean to bully Jiang Qinghua, but he couldn't think of anyone else when he mentioned the class monitor.

Next, starting from the first row, the members of the class came to the stage one by one and introduced themselves.

These students are placed in various places, and almost all of them are gold medals in competitions, and the level of champions. If you throw out any identity, you will be embarrassed, but when you come to Ji University, no one dares to be arrogant. Following Wu Yue's introduction style, gold medals He only said that he had "participated in XX" competition, and the No. [-] pick only said that he was from XX county.

As for hobbies, it is very conservative to say it. I like playing games. After introducing more than a dozen people, there is not a single Two-dimensional fan.

Until, a girl with long brown hair in a loose blue dress got up and walked to the podium.

The indulging atmosphere surged in an instant.

Next to him, the leader who had been yawning straightened up in an instant, his Adam's apple trembled and he said, "This...this is a fucking crime..."

Indeed, there is a sense of guilt at the sight of this girl.

Because she looks really small.

Small in every sense of the word.

And obviously a mixed race.

Although I really don't want to mention that word.

But if Lori had a physical body, it would probably only look like this.

After walking onto the podium as if very sleepy, the girl combed her hair left and right.

And then to my surprise...

I can almost only show one head!

All blocked.

After some nervous thinking, she decided to stand on the side of the podium.

But this is still very embarrassing. Using the podium as a reference, her miniature height is completely exposed.

But then again, as long as she didn't feel it herself, it wasn't embarrassing.

"Hmm..." the girl raised her breath, and tried her best to frown to make herself fierce, but she still stuttered when she spoke, "I'm an overseas student... Lin Moming..."

Hear this cat meowing sound.

Not only the leader, but even Mo Nian, the stone statue in the wilderness, trembled.

"Ukulahlwa..." Mo Nian groaned, then lowered his head, supported the chair with his index fingers, and forcefully supported his body in a suspended state.

"Crime... This is really a crime..." The leader grabbed his face even more tremblingly, "Freedom also has a limit... right, Li Zheng..."

The leader said and turned to look at the past.

He originally thought that Li Zheng would still be as normal and calm as usual.

Unexpectedly, Li Zheng also stared.

What Li Zheng stared at was nothing but his academic ability of 798.

"How is it possible..." Li Zheng whispered tremblingly, "Obviously just a primary school student..."

"Why even you..." The leader leaned over in surprise and looked at Yang Jun.

Yang Jun was drinking water, gulping down his eyes.

Beside the podium, Lin Moming was also frightened by the upheaval in the class, and said a little timidly.

"I may be younger than everyone...I have skipped a few levels, but Mandarin...should be fine. Did I say something wrong?"

The boys shook their heads collectively as if inspired by the ancient gods.

Lin Moming continued to speak.

"I... grew up in the country of Magnesia, and my father is Chinese. I will be 16 soon after skipping a few grades. My short-term goal is to get a driver's license. Hmm! I am a very mature person with a strong sense of planning."

For some reason, she must emphasize this trait that is farthest from her.

The key problem is that you have to be 18 years old to get a driver's license!

Is this planning power too strong?

While most people were still puzzled by this, Li Zheng had already reached the second floor.

16 years old, driver's license, planning, maturity.

Four words that have nothing to do with her are strung together.

Obviously, this is self-deprecating!

It is a popular talk show technique in the West.

It's just that the pit is dug too deep, it's hard for everyone to hear it's funny.

Although Li Zheng didn't find it funny, since she tried so hard to be funny, as a person with high EQ, she shouldn't be left alone.

"Hahaha." Li Zheng laughed lightly, and even raised his hands to applaud.

In his vision, everyone should follow their own laughter and realize the point of laughter.

However, it does not.

The audience was silent.

He even stared at Li Zheng angrily.

Li Zheng's hands that were about to applaud were also hanging in the air.

what's the situation?Is the threshold for talk shows so high?

As for Lin Moming on the stage, her white face instantly turned into a red face. She was just trying hard to be a hidden murderer, but now she has become a real super fiercer.

"Where is it funny?" Lin Moming stared directly at him.

"It's... all very funny." Li Zheng looked around blankly, "Didn't everyone feel the humor?"

Lin Moming looked at the sincere Li Zheng, and couldn't hold back his words. His anger gradually turned into shame, and he turned his face and wanted to run out.

"I... I won't say anything!"

"Don't!" Wu Yue got up angrily, and said to Li Zheng, "Li Zheng, we just met each other, and we haven't gotten to know each other well enough to make this kind of joke."

"???"

At the critical moment, Chang Keqing, who was secretly taking pictures in the back row, suddenly put down his phone.

"I understand, it's a misplaced cultural imagination." Chang Keqing nodded seriously, "Li Zheng probably realized that this paragraph was a self-deprecating joke."

After a little bit from her, everyone figured it out.

Followed by trying to laugh out.

"So this is ah."

"Think about it carefully."

"Hahaha."

However, Chang Keqing didn't finish talking.

"But it should be a misunderstanding. Lin Moming didn't tell a joke, she was serious."

The laughter stopped abruptly again.

Lin Moming stopped by the side of the stage, and suddenly felt like crying, so she glared fiercely at Li Zheng again.

"Self-deprecating...why do you think it's self-deprecating?"

Li Zheng replied politely, "Because in our country, the driver's license test is only available after the age of 18."

"Ah!" Lin Moming stared, "Still... have to wait 4 years?"

"Wait." Li Zheng also stared, "Didn't you just say that you will be 16 soon?"

"I...I, why do you care about this!" Lin Moming's tears were already rolling in her eyes, and she was about to cry, about to cry!

"Okay..." Chang Keqing sighed, "Li Zheng, don't talk about it yet, let Lin Moming finish the introduction, and you can clear up the misunderstanding after the meeting."

"Okay, thank you senior." Li Zheng turned around and nodded.

"En." Chang Keqing raised her hand coldly.

Wow ha ha ha ha!

EQ is lower than mine!

Wa hahaha!

Although Chang Keqing successfully completed the field control.

But Lin Moming is no longer that confident girl.

The eye sockets are about to fill up, and they look like they are about to cry anytime, anywhere.

She just lowered her head, grabbed her skirt, and spoke hard.

"The major I like...is...classical Chinese philosophy...paleontology...and...and archeology...the latter two are only available at Jijing University..."

"I... I study very well, I'm not the kind of foreign student who just messed around..."

"Ah...there are no black...dark-skinned foreign students in the class..."

While Lin Moming was speaking, she looked at Mo Nian in fear.

Mo Nian trembled again.

Feeling offended.

But, if it's her...

Isn't it a pleasure to be offended?

When Mo Nian thought of this, he was startled again, and turned his two fingers into a single finger, and started a more painful practice, and his whole body trembled.

Lin Moming also breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this international student can't understand Chinese.

She patted her neck and continued, "Hobbies are making specimens, collecting fossils and meteorites, as well as tennis... There should be more... I hope I can develop new interests here, um..."

"Also... I hope that everyone will not associate with me with the mentality of treating crooked nuts. I am the same as everyone else, otherwise I won't come back here after thousands of miles... After all, we can't choose where we were born..."

"Finally, I hope to become good friends with everyone who can talk about everything."

Having said that, Lin Moming gave Li Zheng another wronged look.

"That person!...Except for you!"

Then he bowed down.

After the applause, the introduction continued.

The leader gloated and patted Li Zheng: "Handsome really doesn't have a good thing."

"Misunderstanding, it was a misunderstanding just now." Li Zheng argued vigorously, "Are talk shows that bad fun? When will talk shows stand up!"

"I'm not talking about that." The leader said with a smack. "You are a hard-on-the-top flirt. She will remember it forever, and it will be unforgettable. You are scum, you are really scum."

"Stop messing around, she's only 14 years old, and that's the way it is in the junior high school class."

Maybe it's because the pronunciation of 14 is too harsh.

Lin Moming in front of her suddenly twitched her ears, turned her head and gritted her teeth bitterly and stared aggrievedly, with an air of not wanting to eat people.

The two of Li Zheng hurriedly stopped talking and waved their hands. It was a misunderstanding, it was all a misunderstanding.

I can have this academic ability at the age of 14, it is too late for me to worship.

However, Lin Moming didn't buy it. She turned around, lowered her head and continued to bite her hands, as if planning revenge.

The following self-introduction inevitably returned to the usual rhythm.

Except for a girl who offered to run for class president, there was nothing new.